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communistcephalopod · 9 months
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hypothesis: vampires are magically vulnerable to light originating from the sun
observation: moonlight has no effect on vampires, despite being a reflection of the sun
conclusion: this aversion is not a result of light or its origin, but some property of sunlight only present in direct contact
hypothesis: vampires are extremely sensitive to uv radiation
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lowpolysonic · 1 year
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cerise-on-top · 4 months
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I just read "141 with an S/O who likes muscular people"
BUT! what if they have an S/O who loves to bake or loves cooking.
What if unit 141 follows a diet to keep those muscles and shape? Would they have the heart to tell their lover "no" when they offer some of the food/sweets they just make?
I think all of them would love your food a little too much to simply go on a diet, but some of them are more willing to say no than others! Besides, all of them would sometimes go to the gym together on their days off, just to catch up with each other and burn some unused energy! They're still some rowdy boys, even if Price doesn't always have the time to go to the gym with them!
TF141 with an S/O who Likes to Cook for Them
Price: While he may eat quite a lot, he doesn’t really eat very many desserts, so it’s not often he’d say yes to one of your delicious marble cakes. However, he can appreciate you cooking for him as much as you do. It’s lovely. He comes home from deployment, tired and hungry beyond compare, and there you usually are, making him the most delicious food imaginable, from simple spaghetti to roast pork. Whatever it is you make, he’ll eat it with a smile on his face. Though, from the get go, he’ll tell you that he doesn’t eat too many sweets. He’ll indulge in the occasional cookie, maybe eat a single, thin slice of pie, but that’s it. He’ll tell you no in a nice, polite and gentle way. Besides, considering how much he eats normally, it isn’t really surprising that there’s no space left for your delectable pain au chocolats. He will try something every once in a while, but he’ll usually say no, so staying fit isn’t really a concern for him in the first place. You’d need to continuously insist for him to eat your apple strudel for him to budge, but even then it’s just a tiny piece. He doesn’t particularly have a sweet tooth.
Gaz: He absolutely has a sweet tooth. There are phases where he will consume more croissants than what is probably healthy, and then there are phases where he won’t eat anything sweet at all, won’t even look at it. It all depends on how sick and tired he’s gotten of something like your macarons. Trust me, he will still eat your food like it’s his last meal, but will turn down any and all sweets you make. Gaz does go to the gym fairly often, to keep in shape and maybe grow just a bit stronger as well, despite being rather strong already. You suspect that he sometimes stops eating your sweets because he may have gained weight, but he never confirms or denies this, he just tells you that he needs a break. But, as mentioned already, he can never get enough of your food, even if he’s just eating normal portions for someone his size. That’s why there’s always room for dessert in his stomach. But sometimes he’s content with just eating a banana or a tangerine. It doesn’t always have to be processed sugar, even if he adores your mochis as well. He can cook very well himself, but if you’re always eager to cook for him, then he will simply help you out.
Ghost: Eats a lot, eats sweets every once in a while, it’s as simple as that. He loves you, so he will even eat more sweets just for you, even if he won’t usually eat them as often. Your food is the best out there, and so your cupcakes have a special place in his heart as well. While he won’t dig in whenever you make a batch, you can see him steal one or two from the tray when he thinks you aren’t looking and, for humor reasons, blames it on Soap, regardless of whether he was even here or not. While he may not be a fast eater, he likes to savor every bite of what you made, he eats a mountain of food. When he realizes he has put on some weight, he will call up Soap and Gaz and train with them until the weight is gone. While he has a hard time saying no to you, he tries his best to not eat too much French toast when you make it. He needs to stay fit as a lieutenant, and thus he will softly refuse, or simply eat way smaller portions of sweets than he normally would. But you’d need to pry your home-made ravioli from his cold, dead hands since he loves those so much.
Soap: As mentioned in another ask, this man can eat literal trash and he won’t put on weight, he was blessed genetically in that regard. Likes sweets a lot, so he has no shame about stealing some of your braided easter bread while it’s still cooling down. He can usually be found chewing something, when it’s not your food, it’s some gum he bought. He likes the feeling of having something in his mouth he can bite down on. While he doesn’t eat as much food as, say, Price, he actually prefers to steal the food from your plate, he eats about as many sweets as Gaz does during the prime of his sweet phases. Not per day, he doesn’t love apple cake and the likes that much, but it’s quite a lot. Fortunately, he does train all of it off by going to the gym whenever he can. He does take Gaz along with him during those times, Ghost sometimes as well. While he does goof around with Gaz when he can, he does take his training fairly seriously more often than not. You can make him just about any food and he’ll enjoy it, but he does prefer savory foods, such as roasted chicken. Don’t make his food too spicy, though. He’s very white and can’t eat it otherwise.
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i-wanna-hug · 1 year
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study buddies
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drabsyo · 7 months
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Fleurmione Week Day 2: Cottagecore
"offer you a bike ride home?"
cottagecore meet cute ❤
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meymeyzart · 6 days
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tough crowd I guess...
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engagemythrusters · 8 months
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ma boy for the oc request:)
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Aspera (perhaps?) for you!!
he's not the best but i tried and im not suuuper unhappy w it so. yeah. just dont look at him and then he looks fine :D
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barkhoffman · 5 months
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16, 17, and 18?
16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)
does the entire character of Eric Matthews count LMAO like all he did was cheat on his wife and commit ACAB crimes and scream at/about his son and then die while looking like a mall Santa who fell on incredibly hard times
granted I guess when you like Hoffman you can't really throw stones about the ACAB part specifically but
this is an anti-Eric Matthews household
17. there should be more of this type of fic/art
omegaverse please. was appalled to find out I had to write the first hoffstrahm omegaverse fic on ao3 (I know some of y'all told me you were also working on this and I want you to know I am kissing you directly on the lips)
also this is going to appeal to a maximum audience of maybe 2 people, but watersports is a personal fav of mine and one I do intend to write fic of! like. it's always "have you seen the new hoffstrahm fic" and never "but what if Hoffman or Strahm pissed themselves in the Saw trap" and I think that's disgraceful of all of you (I'll talk more on this kink if anyone wants to hear it but I'm stopping myself for now)
18. it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...
Hoffman/Amanda, like potentially controversial take but come on if they were the same gender you know they'd be one of the top pairings you KNOW they would
they've got it all: hatesex, daddy issues, reverse bear trap solidarity, like seriously I know it's hard because it's hard for me too but stop being heterophobic for 5 seconds and see the light you assholes
(they're both bi anyway so it's not even a straight relationship, also have you considered making them t4t? pepperidge farm has)
[choose violence ask game]
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imnobodyuknow · 3 months
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And the winner is...
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Well, whaddya know?
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Idea #1 just barely snuck by with a victory!! 😀 Up next will be a Spy x Family x Non Non Biyori drawing! (Is it legal to use two 'x's in a row like that, I wonder...?)
It's time to see what happens when the cutest anime girl from the city meets the cutest anime girl from the country! Brace yourselves for a fun-filled family ooting outing, y'all!
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undefeatednils · 15 days
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Stuff in tags, only wanna semi-scream into the void
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eskawrites · 1 year
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anon i have no clue what you're looking for here so uhhhhh have the tiniest lil bit of the flayed!robin au since that's what i worked on last night:
The thing is, Hopper is right. She doesn’t have a plan—not a good one, at least. She knows it’s not like her. Not what they expect of her.
But she didn’t have a plan when Barb was taken, either. She barely had a plan when investigating Mrs. Driscoll and the flayed last summer. And even during spring break, when she carefully laid out every step and forced the group to commit them to memory, it didn’t help.
So screw the plan. Screw thinking it through. It’s never helped, and it doesn’t matter, anyway.
Right now, she just needs to get Robin back. Whatever happens. Whatever it takes.
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arabela25 · 1 year
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are you going to make gifsets of each semifinal's entries? or have you already posted something similiar?
I'm planning on making a few gifsets/edits for the semi finals but I'll probably only post them near the contest date
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kogal · 1 year
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my autism is such a pain sometimes. how could you make a girl who is so full of love and at the same time make her unable to love
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poest-ironic · 1 year
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I love this scene because it contains the coolest line ever put to paper that makes zero sense when said in English specifically. Completely untranslatable pun.
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dragonomatopoeia · 2 years
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anyone who calls my complaints on the public transportation post quaint or overlooking bigger issues owes me fare for the metro
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grimsdeadb0nes · 2 years
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Ah yes, a doodle canvas of some interactions or just stuff some better than others- zenyx getting attached and finding where she belongs man love that for her
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