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shrimpchipsss · 2 years

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it’s like this

#i WISH i could claim this idea i saw it in tags a while ago and didnt screencap then #luo binghe #liu qingge #svsss #scum villain #does this count as #bingliu #luo binghe's big ghibli tears #'you gonna run home and cry to your mommy??'#im sorry that's so mean im so sorry

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mezz000 · 2 days

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If my daughter 🙅🏻‍♀️ 👩🏻‍🍼 comes out as 🌈 GAY 🌈 I am SHIPPING HER OFF 🚂✈️📫 to a 👼🏻 CATHOLIC👼🏻 🏫BOARDING SCHOOL🏫 because you KNOW🧠👀 those girls there are 👅F🤞🏻R🤯E😩A😍K💦Y💋 and 🚫🚫🚫NO🚫🚫🚫 daughter of 👩🏻MINE👧🏻 will miss out on the BIGGEST 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩gay opportunity ever👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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murk888 · 2 months

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Aro 👉👈

I DIDN'T HAVE MY TWILIGHT STAGE IN TIME, OKAY?!? Now I watch the films while dying from laughter most of the time, their faces I can't-

MICHAEL SHEEN >>>>> 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

#i liked frollo and snape what did i/you expect..#GUYS. GUYS. HEAR ME OUT-#sketch #art #digital art #artists on tumblr #twilight #twilight saga #volturi #aro volturi #michael sheen #one word about me having father issues and i will fucking kill everyone in the room and then myself #jk i know i have them☠️#mommy issues too #bruh #sorry spamton lovers #its human time #or vampire time?#кровосися короче #hahahaaa i will suck your di- blood i mean blood #drawing characters who are extremely rarely liked #again #it happens every time i swear #spamton is the exception #he's popular and liked by lots of people fr #true big shot indeed #no but real Aro is nuts tbh #everyone who I like is!☠️ so I just change their characters to my own liking (and suddenly everyone becomes psychologically healthy hmmm)#be cringe be free #have a nice day everyone

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beanghostprincess · 4 months

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I think constantly about Pudding and Sanji being obviously parallels of each other and how fucked up it is that Pudding had to live the life Sanji managed to escape but she constantly gets hate online as if she hadn't been literally manipulated by her mother through the whole fucking arc. But okay. Yes. God forbid women have any sort of trauma response and if they do they're not allowed to have a redemption arc because of course they're extremely evil for making your silly baby boy cry and they don't have a heart even though it's explicitly shown in screen that they do and they regret their past actions.

#sorry every time i see people hating on pudding i have to defend her with my whole soul #it's a physical need it's a condition if i don't do it i collapse #sick and tired of people babying male villains but the second a woman does something wrong she's a monster #ofc what she did was wrong and it honestly fucked me up too but give the girl a chance she obviously regrets that and she's not like that #i mean she IS like that she's a little bitch and i love her BUT you know what i mean #also even if she were evil like that ??? i've seen so many people complain about her as if they didn't love worse villains lmfao #pudding is the representation of a teenage girl with mommy issues and a lot of drama going on in her life leave her alone #one piece #charlotte pudding #black leg sanji #whole cake island

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wolfswitch · 4 months

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ugh one of my biggest kinks is totally including lots of weed in play. imagine the dim lights, smoke hanging in the air, forcing me to take hit after hit of the bong to please you. the music vibrating the floor as you make use of my senselessly high body, our moans adding to the ambiance, my blood on your lips as you shred through my skin to hear me yelp and whine. knowing you’re not done with me as i’m shoved back into the hotboxed crate to wait for you to play with me again ❤️

sorry i mean wh. hi. im high as fuck. lol

#bd/sm kink #bd/sm puppy #kinkblr #my post #weed kink #t4t nsft #queer nsft #intox kink #forced intox #forced weed #subposting #bong kink #im a freak sorry it’s gonna get worse from here #i dont have a tag for her domspace yet so um?#lets pick one?#about mommy #i mean uhhh #uhhhhh ermm uhh #:3333 hiii omg

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yearningsaphic · 8 months

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I think it would really advance society if we admitted that mothers can be just as toxic and abusive if not more than dads and stopped dismissing it as “they gave birth to you”

#like that’s manipulation sorry #just because they gave birth to you doesn’t mean they just get a free pass #mommy issues #the mother wound #mother issues #miscellaneous #misc.#misc.txt #willow talks #this is inspired by some replies to a comment where I jokingly said I would disown her on a post where a girl posted screenshots of texts #from her mom and with a picture of lana but she spelled it alana del rey #it wasn’t even my mom and it was just a hypothetical situation for me that I’m not even involved in #and people are just freaking out in the comments #it’s kinda funny #but also like sad honestly #also like stop assuming stuff about people’s families #like my mom walked out on me when I was three and had made no effort to contact me #but they don’t know that they just know respect your mom regardless #like the fact that they gave birth to you and are doing these horrible things to you only makes it worse #willow.txt

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cheekylittlepupp · 4 months

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Ishtara | Mephistopheles tiefling | vengeance paladin | dark urge

#baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #oc: ishtara #baldur's gate oc #bg3 tiefling #bg3 oc #bg3 tav #her name means goddess of love in infernal jhdfbgjhdfbg yeah im normal about her idk wym #mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy?#I couldn't help but post her...I think I'm in love guys #bg3 durge #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 dark urge #bg3 paladin

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knowthatiloveyou · 6 months

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Hannah Waddingham hosting "An Evening with Tom Hanks" at the Prince Edward Theatre tonight

#mommy? sorry #i mean fuck me #I'm barely functioning right now #hannah waddingham #tom hanks #i love them together and cant wait to watch the whole thing #an evening with tom hanks #i love that he fangirls over her #like you know she was absolutely losing her shit #and her suit?? the hair?? the shoes?? fuck

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sandmeister · 1 year

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goofy ah lilitu sketch

#sandmeister art #sketch #digital art #orc lady #oc #original character #doodle #mommy i mean mommy sorry i mean mom fuck i mean

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notsosecretlyalesbian · 1 year

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Paget Brewster as Emily Prentiss in Criminal Minds | 16×05: Oedipus Wrecks

#emily prentiss #paget brewster #criminal minds #criminal minds evolution #oedipus wrecks #mommy? sorry i mean mommy?#my gifs #notsosecretlyalesbian.gifs #notsosecretlyalesbian

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painted-lemon · 4 days

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Hi Magnus Archives fans

(we should really come up with a nickname)

Here is Nikola Orsinov because she is my favorite villain

Speed paint ⬇️ 🎭🤡🎪🔪

#shes just a girl #like #i support womens wrongs #i mean #god forbid women do anything #mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry #im so gay #someone sedate me #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #tma #the magnus archives #the magnus institute #nikola orsinov #nikola orsinov tma #tma fanart #the stranger tma

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spoiledleaff · 10 months

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germs and genitals…

✨ her.✨

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notreblogs · 5 months

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MOMMY??????????????????

#FFXIV #female hrothgar #hrothgar #MOMMY SORRY I MEAN MOMMRY IM SORRY I MEAN #Youtube

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lilpatison · 9 months

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[Moulin Rouge 2001] art dump

(Because this movie lives rent free in my head.)

#this movie has such a little fandom… AND IT MAKES MY HEART CRY BECAUSE I LOVE IT WAY TOO MUCH.#anyways. I kin Christian and am head over heels in love with Satine. (barks respectfully) mommy - sorry.#let me explain the rat on the last slide. In Russian CRIS means rat. So to me #CHRIStian sounds like RATtian. which I find oddly amusing. actually… He would make for the most precious and adorable pet rat #moulin rouge 2001 #moulin rouge musical #ewan mcgregor #nicole kidman #moulin rouge!#fan art #my art #artists on tumblr

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crguang · 2 months

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WHYYYY do people think kafka has a mommy kink like i’m genuinely asking because i just cant imagine her loving that for the life of me… (coming from a mommy kink enthusiast) like if anything the big dick energy she radiates means i’d call her DADDY!

i havent been playing hsr for that long so like how old even is she

#in my mind’s eye shes over 30…. i wont accept anything less sorry #but still i just cant imagine it cause to me the title has a specific connotation #likeeee woman ≠ mommy its about the ENERGY.#words have meaning to me im sorry #sat talks #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr kafka #kafka x reader

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heraldofcrow · 3 months

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come on you of all people have to make a choice on who is getting the blue ribbon in Malenia vs Sephiroth

they are your stabby children?

NO

I FUCKING DON’T

(incoming “angry” rant this is mostly light-hearted and non-serious, so please don’t worry 😅)

I am the QUEEN of not pitting two bad bitches against each other and instead I will gleefully say “fuck you” to all the versus battle shit that fandom loves to drool over and point out how these two would actually be pretty well-matched in most things and why MALENIA AND SEPHIROTH SPECIFICALLY SHOULD STOP BEING PITTED AGAINST OTHER CHARACTERS IN GAMING LORE BECAUSE THAT’S ALL PEOPLE EVER DO WITH THEM FOR FUCKS SAKE—

*throws Vergil’s stupid lawn chair out the window*

I spent hours and hours defending Malenia in the trenches on YouTube and Reddit back when the TRAILERS were just coming out. I STILL GET NOTIFS FROM THIS ONE THREAD OF ESSAY COMMENTS I WROTE ON YOUTUBE WHERE I TRASHED SOME SMUG DUDEBRO THAT WAS HATING ON MALENIA AND ACTUALLY MANAGED TO WIN THE SUPPORT OF 75% OF THE OTHER GAMER KIDS THAT READ MY RETORTS BECAUSE I WAS ON FIRE. (I am bragging a little, yes. I am still proud of that moment. No, I don’t want to ever re-live or re-read that cringe again but it was fun while it lasted).

I fucking think Radahn is pretty badass and a cool character, but the moment he showed up as the rival to Malenia, there were people worshipping the ground his horse walked on. As soon as the game was out, it took a couple of days for everyone to take his side in literally everything from morals to combat prowess, and Malenia just got dragged through the mud. Worst ER fandom era. I’m so tired of it and I left it behind, but dammit, I still stand with my view that Malenia deserved better from the fans.

She deserves to have her story analyzed and treated with care and her boss fight to be treated as a worthy challenge. There I said it.

Also, her strength is incredible. She is disabled and rotting from her core, but she can still do THIS?

She’s so fucking beautiful, I am gonna cry. That’s her trouncing her own disabilities to keep fighting. That’s her stunning waterfowl dance where she moves like a dancing bird.

And then she has her god-form where she becomes a vessel for an Outer God so powerful that it reshaped an entire part of the continent, and she can BLOOM, absorbing more and more power. She kills players every moment with this these days. Out of the 9 billion deaths that Elden Ring has caused players, Malenia claimed over 300 million of those when the stats were last checked. One of the best bosses in Soulsborne history and almost certainly the toughest.

She is an absolute powerhouse, and MORE IMPORTANTLY, a well-written, tragic, and morally complex character with an amazing story that I wish I could summon the brainpower to articulate in full.

And Sephiroth is the same if people can set aside all the fucking stereotypes and popular gamer perceptions of his character for five seconds.

This is him as a kid aged somewhere between 13-15:

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He has his own “Waterfowl Dance” called the Octaslash:

…where he moves faster than the eye can see. He cuts through moving bullets, big-ass troop transports, and dozens of soldiers in the blink of an eye. He can also summon fire so aggressively that it completely obliterates the surrounding environment.

When he has his later powers, he cuts through enormous buildings and metal structures, he can throw….city ruins…at you,

He can….change the weather???

He can impale snake gods on giant…woodchips lmao?

He can fly without and with a wing, he can cut through different dimensions of time and space, he can shapeshift with his alien mother’s power, and he has an angelic god-form just like Malenia:

….with which he has the potential to destroy the Solar System….

And he summons a Meteor that is big enough to destroy an entire planet in the game

And it….almost does….

But see, Sephiroth CAN still be stopped. Malenia CAN still be stopped. They both have limits, and are beaten by The Protagonist Swordsmen. None of this powerscale shit matters with them because they both end up defeated anyway.

Sephiroth can summon that enormous meteor but Malenia fought the man keeping the stars in check to a stalemate and still left him crippled. Malenia has an Outer God backing her up with power, but Sephiroth has his own alien god mother backing him up with power.

Both of them also have the theme of refusing to just fucking die around them too, and I respect that.

Malenia has an incredible in-depth and tragic story with a strong connection to her brother and the horrors of her own existence.

Sephiroth has a shocking and tragic story with a deep connection to his mother and the horrors of his own existence.

One is a fallen hero turned into a villain, one is a fallen warrior with crumbling and desperate morals.

I only said Sephiroth was more terrifying than Malenia because he is vicious, unlike her. Malenia isn’t trying to burn all of humanity to death. She just wants to defend her brother as his champion. I’m not afraid of her as a villain or anything. I can see that she’s trying her best.

Sephiroth is brutal and cruel after he turns to the dark side and is meant to be terrifying as the enemy. He doesn’t have a cute little Millicent looking for him to restore his dignity. He’s completely isolate and moves like a prowling shark. That’s that.

BUT OVERALL THEY SHOULD BE FRIENDS AND GO TO THERAPY TOGETHER AND PEOPLE SHOULD STOP MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT THEIR ABILITY TO TAKE ON OTHER CHARACTERS BASED ON INCONSISTENT VIDEO GAME MECHANICS AND JUST BECAUSE MALENIA KICKED EVERYONE’S ASS, GOING DOWN AS SOULSBORNE’S MOST DIFFICULT BOSS AND BECAUSE SEPHIROTH STOLE THE SPOTLIGHT IN SMASH BROS AFTER KILLING EVERYONE AND GIVING THEM PANIC ATTACKS SINCE 1997.

FUCK

Ok, I’m done.

Love you, anon—and yes, I love my stabby children and will defend them until I’m fucking dead <33

#i’m sorry anon—this wrath is mostly just my goofy reaction after watching two of my favorite characters being reduced to their…#…combat prowess? i guess?#I MEAN YEAH VIDEO GAMES AND POWER LEVELS YEAH #but i still don’t approach video games like mental and physical combat simulations #i am usually in it for the story and characters #and i find that countless analyses are either based off of game mechanics or they miss the point entirely #malenia is just “that sword bitch that killed me tons of times and cheated against radahn”#and sephiroth is just “that scary sword and arson anime villain with mommy issues that was in smash bros”#i must save them from The Gamers #—>>realizes that this is just me having a crisis over not liking gamer culture in general #oh #ANYWAY #asks #anonymous #silly post #malenia blade of miquella #sephiroth #ff7 #elden ring

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