#someone tell them to get a fuckin room ‼️‼️
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jumping on the bandwagon of redrawing @leenfiend’s What’s Ur Type panels :)!
(aka i’m copying my beloved @soadscrawl lmfao go check out their post here !!) original panel/side by side below the cut !
#someone tell them to get a fuckin room ‼️‼️#voltron#vld#klance#keith kogane#lance mcclain#my art i guess#vld lance#vld keith#what’s ur type#fellas is it gay to be nose to nose with your frenemy in an alien swimming pool
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Dumb Ghost(part one)
“You can’t wake up, this is not a dream. You’re part of a machine, you are not a human being.”
Warnings: Smut, murder, ghost face!reader, female!reader, kniveplay, honestly just the reader being an asshole, then being fucked by Tara. Not proofread. also some of this is very unsanitary, as the reader is covered in three other peoples blood
POV: Second person
Request: my own brain
Pairing: Tara Carpenter x Female Reader
Genre: Smut
‼️NSFW BELOW THE CUT‼️
You tapped away on your throw away phone, somehow not being affected by the gloves you were wearing. You stared into your girlfriends window, contemplating jumping in to say hi. Maybe a couple cuts, but mainly a friendly hello. You sighed, and dialed her number.
Rnng… rnng… rnng… click.
You sighed, continuing to call until the phone was picked up. Of course, the voice changer was enabled.
“Hey honey, what’s up?”
Tara tapped on the table, while hearing an unfamiliar voice. “…Hi?”
You laughed, feeling fuzzy on the inside. “Sooo… Do you like scary movies?”
You heard an annoyed sigh, and she responded. “(Y/N), you’re not funny.”
“Who is (Y/N)?”
At this point, you were just fucking with her. When she hung up, you sighed.
“Awww, lame…”
You tap on the window, watching her walk over. She looked out, seeing nothing but darkness. Of course, she couldn’t see you. Tara squinted, and turned away. She continued cleaning the kitchen, and you smiled.
At this point, you had enough. You tampered with her security system, and walked straight in. You waved, and she stared at you. She grabbed a knife out of the butcher block. You shook your head, and pulled your knife up. Tara, not knowing what was happening, screamed and ran to the living room. You chased after her, and threw the knife. It slid across her arm, and she yelled.
“Agh- what the hell? Why are you in my house?!”
You laughed, and ripped your mask off. Tara stared at you, seeing her girlfriends face covered in different shades of blood, obviously the depth of the wounds on your victims varying.
“Just wanted to say hi. Hello, hi. How might you be, little one?”
You walked up and lifted her chin up with your thumb and index finger, smiling and kissing her softly. She pushed you away. She smelled a metallic scent, and started to stare at you in fear and surprise.
“(Y/N), please tell me you didn’t…”
You sighed, and sat down. You did. You killed people. You looked at her, and then looked away in shame. When she glared at you, you dropped the knife.
“Tara, I’m… I’m sorry.”
She picked up the knife, and crawled over you. She kicked the pillows and blankets off of the couch, and put the knife to your neck.
“What have you done? Who did you hurt? Did you… kill someone?”
You looked at her, trembling. You nodded. “You did not…”
You nodded once again. Your black costume draped off of your body. She pushed the knife down harder, and stared you in the eyes.
“Do you know how much this’ll hurt people?”
You nodded. “Yeah, but you’re not exactly innocent either… I mean, you can be an ass at times…”
She sighs, and takes it off. Her hands were now stained with other people’s blood, yet she was still enjoying seeing you vulnerable.
“You’re a killer. That warrants at least something, right?”
You shook against her, and pushed her gently.
“Tara, get off.”
She shook her head, and pinned your hands down. She glared at you, and tied them together with some cloth she has laying around.
“Stay here. I’m gonna call the cops if you pull anything weird.”
She shook her head, and walked to the bathroom. You looked around, and got comfy.
“Left, right, left, right, on the bed, off the bed…”
She came out, and walked up to you. She dragged you off the couch, and pulled you to her room.
“I swear, I’m gonna fuckin’…”
She didn’t finish, and continued to pull you. Once she got you in her room, she pulled you on the bed. Tara pulled down your black jeans, as well as your panties. She moved the hilt of your knife along your inner thigh, the blood of your victims dripping down your leg. She laughed, seeing you look down in panic.
“Tara, please don’t get the blood too close to my… y’know…”
She chuckled again, and moved the handle do your cunt. She slid it up and down slowly, continuing to laugh at your freaked out expression.
“What, scared? You killed them, why are you freaking out?”
She gently slid the tip into your core, watching you whine. She pulled it out, and tossed it to the side. The next thing to enter you was her now bloody fingers. The blood being those three victims and her own. The part about her blood being inside of you made your skin crawl. Of course, she started sliding them in and out as you whined into her shoulder. Every few seconds, she sped up until there were sickening squelches echoing in the room.
“Tara..? Slow down…”
She kissed your cheek, and moved down to suck on your neck. She only sped up from that point. You whined her name quietly, grinding yourself into her hand.
“Shh, shh… It’s alright. Just endure it for a bit longer, alright?”
You nodded. Tara moved her left hand up to pinch one of your nipples, giggling at how your mouth hung open and your eyes shut.
“Mmh… Ta-Tara..~”
She smiled into your skin, only for you to feel the shape of her lips. The feeling of her touch sent you over the edge, making you tremble and leak all over her fingers. She kissed you once more, before pulling away and going to get a towel.
“Don’t get it anywhere, or I may just leave you here all night.”
Well uh, I’m never experimenting again
#tara carpenter#tara carpenter x reader#tara carpenter smut#scream smut#jenna ortega x fem!reader#jenna ortega smut#jenna ortega#Jenna ortega x female reader#scream 2022#maxxix66
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Sooo I've decided to finally cross-post my Obey Me crack-fic from ao3, I hope you enjoy!✨️
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Cheek Clappin' Behavior
Ch.1
summary: Mc gets bamboozled by the game we all know and love 😭. They also happen to get yeeted right into it at full throttle, oops. How, you ask?? Who knows-
warnings: swearin/strong language, a quick innuendo, Mc just bein straight up wild tbh
misc: this fic doesn't accurately follow the story, literally just random shits 'n giggles for now lmao [pls it's so unserious ajfjshsjs] + the memes you see edited were done by me in my absolute mess of a gallery 💀
word count: almost 1k
It was just an ordinary day for Mc… Well, that is if you could call simping for fictional characters from a story-based gacha game ordinary. Okay, maybe they're a liiiiiiittle bonkers in the head, but we still love 'em 😋.
[Mc's POV]
'You've gotta be clappin' my cheeks unequivocally rn.'
"How tf am I gonna pull up AND get bumblefucked by this yee yee ass game 🤨🤨🤨??" Okay, so maaaaybe I got raw-dogged by a fictional world, but I can fix this for sure‼️
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Oh.
I didn't fix this. Far from it, in fact. Yet another 10 pull, wasted… 😟
Welp, whatever‼️‼️ Back to the story then hehEHEHEHE— HOLY FUCKIN' MOTHER OF GO— MAMMON YOU ABSOLUTE BABYGWORL TF YOU DOIN' LOOKIN' LIKE THAT?? 🤭🤭🤭
Even tho he plays hard to get, he ain't a match for MY sluttish behavior 🤪—
THIS? FUCKING?? $ Ł Ü ✝️? ? ? "The absolute fuckin' audacity I swear— AND this mf blushin' too? Consider tears runnin' down my leg fr fr for real fr‼️" YOU SEE THAT TUB OVER THERE MAMS?? YEAH HOP IN THAT BITCH CUZ I'M BOUTTA 😩😩—
Ahem.
Caught myself lackin' for a sec there sorry bout that y'all 💀—
I then end up playing this damn game for a psychologically questionable amount of time. Such a long time, in fact, my raggedy ass fell asleep with the game open. O p e n. I didn't even get to charge my shit— hot damn 😬.
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Next thing I know, I'm exposing my eye sockets to a ridiculous amount of light.
✨️OWIE✨️—
Oh.
'Now why in the ass-eatin' fuck does this place look familiar?? This ain't my house OR my room🗿. Tf is goin' on in here on this ass-chappin' day 🤨🤨??'
Like, the more I look around, the more shit's appearance becomes clear to me [no d U h Mc?? C'mon get it together 😭].
'Tho it does look a bit [a fuck ton tf you mean?? 💀] like my room in Obey Me…🤔'
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"Did my bitch-ass get isekai'd into the world of Big Boobie Bitches— I mean Obey Me??????⁉️🗣📢🔥"
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' …You've gotta be tuggin' my schlong rn this shit is a different breed. No, literally. Does that mean I'm a whole ass sheep now⁉️ This ain't gonna work. I swear on my left kneeca—'
All of a sudden, someone's headass bursts into the room. I was about to chew them tf out like a baddie, but then I SEE 🕕🫦🕕—
'CERTIFIED BABYGWORL??? AJDJSJEEJ OMGOMGOMG IT'S HIIIIIIIM IT'S MAAAAAMMMMS OH MY—🥺🎊✨️🫧💖‼️🥰💛'
"Yo, human! Ya were s'pposed to hang out with me today! What's goin' on?"
I—
'Ugh. What a cutie 🥰. Look at him, lookin' at me like that 'n shit 😭💖.'
I stare right back at the white-haired babygworl— I mean demon, trying a lil TOO hard to fight the inner voices that are telling me to jump him unprovoked.
"Well, tbh tbh honestly tbh, I haven't the slightest fuckin' clue Monie.. Buuuuuuut you can still take me out if you want tho 👀." I give him a lil look. Yano, a look. A little lookie look. A look that looks like a lil look because it looks—
"Whatever, let's just go. You've been makin' The Great Mammon wait long enough." He then drags me outta the room as if I'm his bitch.
'OW MY PUSS- now hold on for just a diddly ding dang darn second ☝️🤓— here I thought it was supposed to be the other way around 🤨🤔❓️ ❓️ ❓️'
Welp I'll just have to worry about it another time ig 🤷.
Anyways, now we were makin' our way [downtown] through the Big Ass House of Lamentation, BAHoL for short, trying to get to wherever tf Mammon has plans for. Well, that is until we run into a certain someone.
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'GAAASSSPP IT'S HIIIIIM‼️ LEVIATHAN THE SWEET BOOOOOOYYYYY OHFUCKOHFUUUCK 🥰💖🫧🧡✨️‼️'
"Yooo, Levi! Funny seein' ya outside ya room for once." Both Mammon and I then proceed to start gigglin' like two lil bitches lmao.
Until this mf turns around 🗿.
…My face just about shriveled up inside itself.
'DID BABYGWORL #3 GET EVEN QUIRKIER 😳😳😳⁉️'
"Levi.. you good?? You're looking a bit differently different there bud 😭😭."
'I swear to shit there are literal SPARKLES just shootin' me in the eyes rn.'
"Idk what you're talking abt lol." He blinks and just shrugs at me like absolutely NOTHING is wrong like wtf my g—
"Tbh tbh honestly tbh Levi you're looking MAD ✨️bbg✨️ rn and idk how to cope with that so I think it's best you induce an anime withdrawal for just a singular sliver of a second the sake of my sanity 🗣🗣."
It takes him a couple seconds for the matter inside his cranium to process whatever tf just came out my mouth.
"B-Bbg!? WOOOAAAHHHH❗️🗣🗣🗣📢💥.. I-I can't believe you're calling a no-good otaku shut-in like me that!" He takes a moment to cover his now blushing face sextillion times more than his hair already does with his hand.
'Omg what a lil cutie I swear— got me swooning 'n shit <3.'
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever! We've gotta get goin' now. See ya later, Levi!" Mammon cuts off the ENTIRE interaction quicker than it even started before dragging me away like a fucking rag doll.
'L?? M?? A?? O?? Tf is all this motion for 🫨🥴?'
What the plans are?? I still haven't the slightest of darn clues, buT I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT 🗣.
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I kid you tf not we literally only managed to reach the main entrance before getting jumpscared by none other than Lucifer himself—
'EYE- SWEET MOTHER OF DIAVOLO'S (. )( .)‼️—'
[✨️To Be Continued✨️]
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me memes#obey me crack#obey me shitpost#obey me fanfiction#obey me mc#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#i also did this on mobile so if it looks vile on pc i am SO sorry 😭#lemme know if i need to add any additional warnings and/or tags‼️
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good morning I need to rant into the void bc I don’t see my therapist again til Friday and I had a hard night :3
I love to put off papers til Sunday bc my partner goes to work all day and I get to have my room to myself. However I had some sort of unplanned breakdown last night so now I have to write about the cultural impact of the stupid fucking Texas chainsaw massacre while wrangling with the fact that I very well may be highly depressed & nothing really makes me happy anymore & the things that do make me happy are cancelled out by some internalized shame about it & that I am incapable of being anything more than surface-level vulnerable to someone & that I may hate myself more than previously thought & contemplating the complicated toxicity of my relationship with my mother & fearing I’m going to end up like one of my parents & wondering if any of my psychiatric care is working bc I know I’m kind of lying to my psychiatrist about if my meds are working and about using weed and I’m too embarrassed that my therapist is going to think I’m cringe (or way worse) if I tell her some of the things eating me alive & wondering if my mood stabilizers and anti psychotics are even helping and if I should just go off them to see if they really are (bad idea) & managing a gender crisis & managing an identity crisis & contemplating every evil I’ve ever done and all the evil im readily capable of doing & psychoanalyzing everything about how I’m feeling to point out that I have no real coping mechanisms aside from (1) jerking off for four hours at a time and still not feeling fulfilled at the end of it bc I’m ashamed of my jerkoff material and (2) trying to love myself by identifying with awful fictional characters that I like and trying to transfer those positive feelings about them over to me which is fucking embarrassing & feeling anxious that I’m becoming complacent and apathetic about everything around me & feeling ashamed of everything I do & feeling extremely lonely & slamming my head against the wall because I feel so closed off from everyone emotionally because I’m just incapable of doing anything that I even slightly perceive will get me judged based only on my own projection & that all of these issues are my fault & that I may have suppressed trauma that I can’t remember which made me such a fucking freak (hoping almost, bc the reality that I may just be naturally terrible is overwhelming) & wondering yeah maybe I should just go off my meds and ruin my life and lose all my friends and ruin my relationship and either kill myself or end up in some facility bc I’m too scared to actually start my life so why not just destroy it or totally end it & probably some other stuff too yeah maybe.
but the paper is only 1-2 pages double-spaced which is super easy for me to get thru. I usually blow past that limit anyway bc I’m long-winded with many ideas and observations about this topic bc I am a genius /s (and I’m a fuckin overachiever and if I don’t graduate with a 4.0 I gotta kill myself anyway. add this concern to the aforementioned list).
I need a sugar daddy to fund my therapy bills I think bc this is too much for just one session a week lol I may be in a worse place now than I was after being assaulted and dropping out of school lmao. at least I was still doing theater then. scary stuff‼️
hope everyone has a good Sunday :)
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currently about to watch bohemian rhapsody but i thought this time i would give u a rundown of my thought while watching it so without further ado, here we go;
- RAMI MALEK ASF
- somebody to love is such a good song omg
- omg freddie’s wee cats
- i wish i was alive in the 80s to see live aid omg
- this movie literally just makes me smile so much i love it so much it’s literally one of my comfort films
- it’s literally so amazing how he went from working at the airport to being an international icon so true of him
- also why did someone literally call him an ethnic slur that’s horrible 😡😡
- the actor that played his sister is literally so pretty omg
- legit so accurate that every family in england had a pic of the queen in their house cba
- GWIL IN THAT HAIR OMG
- oh to be a wee gal in the early 70s going to see a band in a wee bar with flares and a fur coat on 😔
- BEN AS ROGER SUPREMACY
- nahhh bc his voice is literally free therapy i could listen to him speak alllll day long
- mary asf <3
- omg not him making fun of his teeth 😾 that’s mean ‼️
- it’s fine tho bc his voice is literally sooo amazing 😻
- no bc where i live there’s a biba store still
- freddie wearing women’s clothes since the 70s asf breaking stereotypes <3
- men‼️wearing‼️makeup‼️
- omg first show vibes
- JOES HERE YES
- luv that freddie’s wearing his mums top so cute
- omg not him getting heckled that’s horrible they gonna regret that fr fr
- no bc the mic stands SUCK
- omg nearly hit john asf
- this movie literally hits different once u find out that joe ben and gwil were actually playing 😁‼️
- KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE
- it’s so sad that u don’t see anybody on stage like freddie like he was such a performer
- omg wee van broke down
- joes accent 😻
- ben looks so hot in this scene asf 👄 cewl
- long‼️hair‼️ben
- eXpEriMeNtaL
- bLaSt It
- asmr in this scene asf
- ok but whoever was in charge of the wardrobe for this movie needs a gold medal bc the clothes were so accurate and all freddie’s outfits for his performances like u can tell so much work was put into the film
- mary austin is the reason i’m a bit fruity
- i WaS nEvEr a DeNtiSt
- family <3 they’re so cute
- i can’t stop staring at bens hair it’s so perfect looking cba i literally thought it was real the first time i seen it omg
- EW PAUL 🤢🤢🤢
- tHiS iS sHiT
- relieved 😌
- omg killer queen ‼️
- PLS NOT THEM ZOOMING IN ON HIS PP
- BEN IN THAT VEST WITH THE FRINGE OMG PLS
- huh!!! proposal!!!
- YUH
- hmm they all just broke in to his house cba
- no bc the way john is sitting on the couch he’s so smiley wee happy chappy 😁😁
- babies <3
- ben banging those drums asf 😻
- MY FUCKIN LAPTOP FROZE
- nvm it’s fine
- no bc while freddie’s on the phone the boys r waiting for him that’s so bae
- omg ben in that wee hat so cute
- honestly this whole movie is me screaming about ben but u know wot i do not care cos he is bae asf
- opera 😃
- gwil looks so much like brian it’s literally scary someone order a DNA test NOW ‼️
- omg joe was sooo trying not to laugh in that scene there cba
- this is why queen was such a good band there was so much thought that went into their songs
- ok but i love rami malek so much 👄✨
- ben in that coat? yes.
- why did john get the smallest room that’s no nice wtf
- omg luv of my life 😌✨
- such a beautiful song
- my heart is pumping
- EW EW EW NO PAUL JUST KISSES HIM WTF GET IN THE BIN RIGHT NOW OMG
- now we have roger being bullied about his car song which actually slaps so hard i listened to it earlier
- iTs a MeTaPhOr bRiAn
- they’re literally all hysterical queens luv that
- omg it’s bohemian rhapsody recording time omg omg omg
- paul prenter can literally choke i hate him
- operatic section 😃👍
- omg he called him deaky i’m gonna cry
- gALiLeO
- how many more galileos do u want❓
- wee opera singer asf
- PLS AHAHAHA “my nuts feel like they’re in my chest” proper buckled
- mEeEEeeeEEE
- omg they all look so proud of their songs as they should i love them
- borhap. period luv 😌💅
- ok but imagine if i’m in love with my car was actually the single like wot do we think might’ve happened #swag
ok so my laptop just died literally what the hell hope u enjoyed this adhd filled post full of my thoughts xx luvs 😁‼️👄💅😻✨
#ben hardy#joe mazzello#gwilym lee#rami malek#brian may#john deacon#roger taylor#freddie mercury#borhap#bohemian rhapsody#queen#my thoughts#i’m not okay#i’m in love
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