did I make this up or are Jude and Taryn canonically from Maine?

idk if this is mentioned in the books but i feel like little anthony used to sneak into donald’s closet and try on his ties and shoes. they’d obviously be too big for his body yet he’d wear and imitate him in them. 🥹

WAIT SO NOW RANGERS' COMPANIONS WONT MAKE THE NPCS MAD????

i havent played ace attorney but when i picture what ace attorney is about i imagine this + gay sex

thing about rose, for me, is that she wasn't there first -- this in a "she was first in nu!who in the sense that this was the first person to travel with nine, and the first person since the timewar, and the last person that nine was with, to the point that ten was born out of that experience/modelled on her."

and in that framing, I am a big fan of her haunting of the narrative, because it start outs with her placing herself inside the doctor's ribcage and rebooting their ability to want to feel things, but unfortunately rose is still a human, like every human the doctor travelled with before, it's just that the doctor forgot how to steel themself against that inevitability because of the circumstances around meeting rose

this is The thing that I find tragic about martha, because I think she could have been that person, if she'd been the first person post-timewar to travel with the doctor, but because she's coming in during bleeding-heart times, she's got to deal with triage instead. and yes, there are wonders, and yes, there are good times, but for a lot of it, it's shrapnel, and I think if it hadn't been, she would have had a very different attitude towards *waves hands* space and time travel and aliens and the universe (one where she wouldn't be the person trusted with something like the osterhagen key)

and donna had a sense of that Space the doctor was in post-rose (she canonically stopped the doctor from dying in runaway bride) and stepped away from it, and didn't get back to the doctor until some of that hole-in-chest had been bandaged up, which martha did a great job of, but didn't get to really benefit from, and I think that's the sad thing about martha jones, is that she absolutely got a taste of the beauty and the splendor, but never without all the violence and heave weight that was put onto her

which, again, she seems to have been very aware of, considering she joined UNIT and Torchwood. her eyes were barely ever rose tinted (no pun here) during her whole journey in the story. martha really is in my opinion the most tragic companion (that I've met so far, I know Adric straight up dies, but maybe he had some fun times before that?), because yes, donna loses her memories and rose is in a parallel universe, but that's more tragic for the doctor -- they've both built lives

in donna's case there's probably a lot of imperfection in that life, but clearly a lot of joy as well, with her and her husband and her kid and her mum, and I'm sure she'd have preferred to be the donna who saw the universe and was splendid, but martha never gets to forget, and has to continue her life one step out of sync of everything she could have been

which, maybe her life is pretty flipping fantastic, but we really don't know, which is the biggest thing I side-eye about the first nu!who era. that whole weird ending with the sontaran and mickey is like... anti-character work, it answers nothing and it makes very little sense

all I know about her at the end is that she more than anyone saw the doctor's life and became a soldier (still a doctor as well, but...) because that was the work she saw needed doing, and she's the kind of person who does what needs doing. but is she... okay? youknow?

but going back to the original point, is that framing martha through the lens of rose is all well and good in the sense that rose is the reason the doctor is at that emotional point when he meets martha -- although donna absolutely had a very big hand in that as well -- but once we've established that, martha's arc is martha's arc, and it's dull to me to frame it as the "rebound" arc or even particularly about alloromanticism (including -- and this is why i get why people do it in fandom -- some shit said by rtd, which is just less interesting than what I get out of it, so shhhh)

she's got so much going on, and her relationship with the doctor changes the trajectory of her life, and it's in many ways a more interesting and far less straightforward trajectory of bad-to-better that many companions get -- it's a wonderfully complicated narrative that (and again, I get that some of this comes from within deliberate framings of the text, even though I think it's more than open enough to do more with, death of the author and all that -- but certainly not all of this is text either, some of it is ignoring what is actually there) is done a disservice by not going through the real messed up fascinating extraordinary shit that's going on during her era + arc in s4

but also... is she ok? I want to know. it's one of my top three burning questions, since we're getting a bit of best-ofs of the noughties DW era, some of your crimes can be righted by a simple bit of martha mr davies

Supernatural obviously has me on chokehold 24/7 bUT I'm watching dead boy detectives and the scene in episode 5 of Edwin saying in the swings "there are these feelings that I'm not used to" IS LITERALLY THE DEAN CONFFESION SCENE

so as you might know, mickey's entering the public domain on january 1st

what if we did something really silly to celebrate?

i know it's really short notice but we can continue to do it even after the date because well, he's gonna be public domain! so what if...we all made "mickeysonas" and posted them with the tag #mickeysona?

kinda like how people made spidersonas and linksonas and sorasonas but more absurd, something that makes people think...why though

a sona is basically a representation of yourself, so in this case you'd be drawing yourself as mickey! or...mickey as you? minnies are also welcome :]

ANOTHER silly idea i had was to coin a term, a "mickey mouse", meaning an iconic or flagship character. like mario is nintendo's mickey mouse and pikachu is pokemon's mickey mouse. what if we literally just. started calling our main oc our mickey mouse. so show off your story's mickey mouse with the tag #mymickeymouse! will it catch on? probably not. but it would be really funny.

if you want to do either or want to see others do it, consider spreading this around!!

GUYS GUYS GUYS I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING remember when Neil confirmed that because Shax had to ask permission before entering the Bentley, that Crowley had accepted it as being “our car”?? well um that would mean that Aziraphale can now feel whats happening in/to the Bentley just as Crowley can right??? so in theory that could be a way for him to check up on Crowley and make sure he’s alright n stuff😭

here to advocate for the short kings!! i'm currently dating a guy who's 5'5 and has a 7 inch dick. i was honestly pretty surprised the first time we slept together cus he has small hands and feet. and yes i've measured it myself lol we were joking around one evening about it being surprisingly big so i busted out the measuring tape since i was curious and he said he didn't care :'))

and he knows how to use it too, better than the tall dudes i've had. he's an aries btw ;)) anyway just here to say our short king christopher might hide something big in his pants despite his short statue.. i know it's possible

This is the perfect ask to respond too as I talk to my moots about how 'tall' and 'big' doesn't always necessarily mean skilled.

Are you taller than him or are you both the same height? And yes, great confirmation that hands and feet aren't always accurate in measuring a guy's dick haha.

I was talking with @anyamaris and she mentioned how short kings will deliberately compensate for their height and lack of length by being service-oriented and pleasure-oriented in the bedroom.

And enthusiasm i think is a big factor like you just know chris would be enthusiastic in the bedroom which heightens the tension and pleasure.

Because I'm open about being a virgin on here because I've had ppl enter my ask box and be like 'you must have a lot of experience because your smut is hot and accurate'

And I love that comment, I rlly do but I just need to reiterate that I rlly have no idea what the hell I'm talking about, I just know so much because of self-exploration and years of research.

Okay but can enthusiasm be a game-changer in the bedroom? Right because I've always believed that yes, I may be a virgin and inexperienced BUT

I think I can still give the guy a great and pleasurable experience just by being enthusiastic and 'excited???' in the moment.

You know like I would harness all my smut knowledge and use it to do the best I can with what I have and know.

Right?? Does that work in my favour?? I don't want to be a shit lay omg.

GWEN STACY IS FROM THE 90S??

johan liebert • ref

RICK SANCHEZ IS 6'6"??????????

as much as I make fun of him as being cringefailure e-catboy, I sometimes think about how he canonically likes puppies and the thought makes me cry 😔😔

not being fluent in English is wondering if dick is written dicks in plural

Tangos skin was based on an anime character right or am I crazy