#someone has probably already made this joke but idc
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THE KING IS BACK
#itsallmine#Dracula#dracula daily#jonathan harker#I’m so excited omg he’s back#time to read bram stokers classic gothic novel again#aaaaaaaa#someone has probably already made this joke but idc#patch notes: pictures now have alt text
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Prokaryotic cells dni im antikaryotic
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Going to see Barbie tonight so take this shitpost :)
#someone has probably made this joke already but idc#exhausted dad Optimus my beloved#art#drawing#digital art#transformers#transformers fanart#rotb#optimus prime#bumblebee#mirage#Arcee#graveyardcowboyart#my art
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Hello! Hope you’re doing well. <33 On requests, I’m hoping for some Shinsou dating headcanons or maybe on S/O being rivals to lovers with him. Idk, but hope it can give an idea :))
✰ ˖ DATING SHINSOU HITOSHI . . . !
content: fluff! a little ooc shinsou, friends to lovers (bc it's cute), reader is chaotic, and maybe this is a little self indulgent
notes: omgg anon!! i love the idea, maybe i'll write the rivals to lovers in a different post, but for now i really like the idea of dating shinsou hc!! oh and also i'm doing well anon, ty for asking !
dating the shinsou hitoshi might be the most unexpected thing that has ever happened to you in attending UA
if someone ever told your first year self that you're dating the purple haired guy, you would have laughed at their face
well, jokes on you
you've been together for two years, and happily spending your days training as a hero! y'all already in third year and closer to graduating, it was definitely not an easy journey but you made it!
you've been each other's person back before you've even got together
he has a habit of bringing you your favorite coffee every morning & the time he had forgotten to make you one, the both of you shared his
or if you don't like coffee he probably brings you something to eat.
probably has that day where the two of you would talk shit of someone who has wronged the both of you (they deserved it)
most of the time you do your homework together, but you kind of get distracted.. so as much as you really like spending time with him, studying separately was more ideal
one time you took him to an amusement park on your second date, and you really had fun, maybe minus the part where the whole class followed y'all (they were like the paparazzi, they even made an effort to put on a disguise)
forehead kisses!! lots of forehead kisses, like before you go to class he'll never forget to give you a forehead kiss and you would kiss him on the cheeks!
it took him at least two months before he got used to the physical touch, very clingy when he got used to it!
he sleeps on your lap! he said it was so comfortable and your thighs were like pillows??
he writes you poems omg, like he sends it at midnight, when he can't sleep. he's very sweet😭 please hug him
there was one time where he sneaked into your room at night, just because he wanted to kiss you, y'all got caught by aizawa midway. mans never got that kiss that night
would always hold your hand randomly, just to feel if you're really here beside him :(
he loves cats, he does! but you were on a different level in liking them. he has to physically stop you from petting every stray cat you see. he's very worried you might just die from rabies before you even become a hero😟
he's a little spoon! idc what other ppl say, i rest my case, your honor.
takes candid photos of you, he has an album of them with little notes written in it. "the most beautiful person to exist" or "mine" <3 STOPWBHSJH
literally the best in comforting!!
surprisingly, knows how to style a hair🤨 i mean he babysits eri so.. like he's so good!
speaking of eri!! y'all always take her outside to enjoy! would always have that 'y/n, shinsou & eri day!'
when y'all become pro-heroes and took eri for a picnic, ppl would always mistake you for a family (don't y'all look a little too young for a family?)
a lot of ppl support your relationship, lowkey but not a secret<33
#letters.#nonnie.#shinsou x reader#shinsou x you#shinsou headcanons#shinsou hitoshi x reader#shinsou hitoshi x you#mha headcanons#shinso x reader#bnha headcannons#bnha headcanons#roses ‘r rosie
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Hello it is I, random anon who does not know you and has never interacted with you before, what is your opinion of your mutuals?
Oh hi @bixell-pixell I'll include you even if we're not mutuals I think you're pretty chill all things considered
That's kinda it idk you that well
Anyways
You didn't specify so I'm going to list all my mutuals in the order of oldest to newest on my following page that I remember sorry of I missed anyone and for the @ s
*inhales*
@e-the-village-cryptid (I don't have a tag for e yet but it would probably just be E)
Not only the first person who I became friends with here but also the first one I ever started sharing my stories with, even if we don't talk too much I'm glad Every time we do and I see them on my dash, (they bring some of my favorite posts and when I do send posts sometimes I mix up and send them their own reblogs) I'm so glad we're still friends, thanks for letting me ramble about stuff for 6 hours hehe
@jaqofallgenders (no tag for jaq yet either)
my in person friend and the longest friendship I've ever had with someone, love you 🫶. I'll be more specific on Monday if our ADHD doesn't kick in and make us both forget
@strawberry-seal77 (seal-berry!!!)
Hi hi hi yellows my friend 👋 the person I consider to be the second ever friend I made on here, a lovely person as well and wait waaa and an amazing artist too 👀??? Love you silly goofball and the amazing posts and jokes you have we should chat more often I thinkith.
@rabid-mercenary16 (Rabid jumpscare)
Hey hey hey .... BWAMP! Hope you feel better soon
I probably have the most to say about Rabid but all try to make it a bit shorter. besides being the first artist to do art jokes and include me, with we also became mutuals and interacting around a time when my life started to get a lot better. Even if she's not the only factor in that I definitely associate her with stuff improving, and she did play a big factor in it (I already explained a lot on my Valentine's Day gift to her and the others). Also she's just an awesome person to spend time with and be goofy, amazing sense of humor and I just love being friends with such an awesome person and artist.
@dia-smthidk (Dia fren)
I'm assuming you don't want a bowl of soup
I also said a lot about them in my Valentine's Day gift, but we've become closer friends sense then even if we don't get to chat as much as I'd like to. I relate a lot and am surprised how we have so much in common. Amazing artist and person as well and I wish we could hang out more, idc if they think they're bringing down the mood when/if they bring stuff up about irl, and maybe I won't figure out their timezone but oh well, please take care of yourself gender sibling.
@bunnybunnsowo (BUN BUN BROTHER!!)
little brother 🫶🫶💝💞🫶✨👋❤️!!!
(I could have sworn we became mutuals before Dia?)
another person I shared a lot about with the Valentine's Day gift, I love you my little brother! Seriously one of the kindest people I've met and I'm so glad they have bug in his life. Bun deserves the world and they keep sending me opposum images!!! Gona die from cuteness and his kindness one of these days istg
@spookykittyzzz (greaah why don't I have a tag for you???)
A very kind person and artist I don't know too much sense we're not that close yet but love the few chats we have had so far. Hope we get to hang out more even if I'm awful at reaching out to others and saying hi.
@glitchyk (goop buddies)!!
Nooo the parallels
One of the first people who was interested to deep dive into my creations and ask about my stories and worlds They're probably competing with Rabid with how much I have to say about her/silly. Seriously it's incredible how much we have in common and now I get to share and collaborate our sonas stories together it's amazing. And as someone once said "you can yap for hours". I love how creative and clever they are, I just wish they would be kinder to herself. One day I'll make glichy see how awesome she is.
@unfunnyaceartist (Floridian disadvantage) I feel like I should change that
When I say I was shookith when ace asked to be friends I mean I was shookith first person so show up and ask that (the others kinda just happened). Amazing artist and don't believe her lies she is funny. I'm so heckn glad we're friends., love the goofy and silly idc if she's a bit of a simp they've helped me a lot start to understand slang and references I'm supposed to understand shhshsh (such is the curse of how I grew up) we need to make our mafia sonas interact at some point I can already imagine the chaos /silly
@neptunestoast (plushy slime)
Hugs hugs hugs*
Trying my best not to baby talk I swear. amazing person first person to show up and be like "hey I Wana do something for you and your friends". Love their humor and another gender sibling!!! Hugs for ever for as long as they're ok with it. I love their creativity as well and Noodle is so adorable. I just want to pick them up in a hug so much. Kibbity/silly
@ner5y (no tag woops ill figure something out)
What are you doing here??? How are we friends???
I was absolutely confused and startled when they followed me especially since it was during a spoons argument . Amazing artist like holy heck I wish I was allowed to curse on this blog. Their humor also took me by surprise when I got invited to the discord, and even if they doubt how well they're running it I think they're doing amazing. And I love our silly interactions like this one
@vexation-816 (chaotic ADHD buddy!!!)
Why did it take me so long to follow you istg
ADHD ADHD ADHD my buddy oh pal we both got that and it's driving us insane/silly. Love how creative he is and the ideas for his sona and character lore. Also one of the first people who shared a character they added to my nightlight au. This is getting twords the end and I'm tired of whiting so much and am on a timer oh no. But your amazing dude don't ever forget thag
@butlerbugbunny (anxiety bunny buddy)
This is why I didn't respond to the DM yet hshsh
New friend who I feel anxious talking to sometimes but a wonderful kind bunny who I'm also incredibly happy to be friends with. Love his art so much it's amazing (shoot shoot timer is going off) I'm glad he's their for bun and wish them the best I possibly can 🫶.
@lilithloves-you (lillith my be-loathed?) need to change that
Don't you dare bring up grilled cheese
Glitchys friendo who I'm also friends with now. We don't interact too much but I've sent her on missions to go hug glitchy (to help both of them feel better but shhh). I hope we become closer friends in the future.
#god this is a lot anyways im off to the store now#mutuals#E#seal-berry#Rabid jumpscare#bun bun brother#dia fren#goop buddies#Floridian disadvantage#plushy slime#anxiety bunny buddy#Lilith my be-loathed?
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Ayo heard you want horny brainrots well I (🦝) have been summoned.
I don't know what your preferences are. Men, women, both, neither but personally I would fuck just about anything that is off age and willing so that being said
I absolutely adore Beidou. She is so fucking hot. She's powerful, strong willed, breathtakingly gorgeous and overall just step on me, captain I am actually begging. On top of that, she wields a claymore, the back amd shoulder muscle she must have? On God?? Yes, MA'AM.
Realistically she probably has a bunch of scars and a sun tan and overall I think Beidou might be the hottest woman in all of Genshin. Genshin has many hot women but no one surpasses her. My queen. My goddess. My love. My main since day ONE. (that's a lie but she was in fact the forst character I pulled)
Alright I'm going to take my brain and wring it out like a wet towel to give you some more asks. Cya in the next one
✿ 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙢𝙮 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 ♡︎
characters: beidou x gn! reader
warnings: fluff, angst, there will be nsfw but it’s not as wild as my other posts, both reader and beidou are switch, cute domestic shits, kazuha being y’alls adopted son (kinda)
notes: 🦝anon, my beloved, i have already made it clear that i’m a raging bisexual so yes, women♥️. women, men, sexy human look alike puppets with god and inferiority complex, idc gimme them all! went with head cannons format with this one i hope you don’t mind. also i’m so sorry my beloved 🦝 anon, i took so long to answer😭😭
aahhh yes beidou
i’m pretty sure everyone took one look at her and went “i’m sat”
and yes 🦝 anon she would have the muscles, sun tan i mean come on she stays out in the sea for as long as she wants, scars and damn did i mention muscles whew it’s getting hot in here
absolutely would spoil tf out of you
jewels, foods, all kinds of trinkets from the places she’s been to before
and if you were to talk it out with her and won’t get seasick easily, she won’t hesitate to ask you to come with her on her ship alongside the crux
after basically adopting kazuha, you two would almost become his pseudo parents in a sense
beidou is the fun carefree mom while you are the parent that frets over him as if he’s a baby
and everytime she sees you scolding kazuha over the smallest of things such as scratching his pretty face she won’t hesitate to tease you in all kinds of ways
general nicknames would be “darling” “your highness”(teasingly) “my treasure”
“[NAME]! MY TREASURE! GUESS WHO CLAPPED THE BIG NOBUSHI GUYS’ ASSES BAREHANDED!”
“OH MY ARCHONS BEIDOU YOU’RE BLEEDING!!!”
if you were to ever kiss her scars or wounds while treating her she would just melt
“ahaha… oh darling, what did i ever do to deserve you?”
due to her past of being hated by the village she was taken in, sometimes beidou would have a very horrific and detailed nightmares or thoughts of you leaving her because she is ‘cursed’
would hate to burden you but will gently stir you awake to ask for cuddles and kisses
“i-i’m sorry, treasure. i-i just… please? hold me?”
please don’t degrade her even as a joke
since you’re someone so dear to her heart, even if she were to laugh it off as a joke on the outside, she would be thinking all sorts of bad thoughts on the inside
i feel like she would give the best hugs and piggyback rides
if you’re both walking around and you’re getting tired or wounded, she won’t hesitate to squat down in front you or carry you bridal style
is so so incredibly gentle with you
she knows she’s strong, she knows she’s powerful i mean she struck down haishan, the leviathan while visionless
and due to that knowledge she’s afraid she might accidentally hurt you in some way, even when she knows you’re not some fragile doll
i can’t really see her being a sub honestly
i feel like she would be either a switch or a soft dom
is into face-sitting and i cannot stress this enough
whether it’s you sitting on her face with your juices gushing and squelching, your legs trembling to hold yourself up she won’t stop until she’s satisfied
“shh it’s okay darlin’ you’re doing sooo good. come on sit on my face, i wouldn’t mind and you know that”
or her sitting on your face as she grinds her slicky pussy into your mouth while moaning and calling you a good girl/boy as she grips your hair
it doesn’t matter which one it is, she’ll take it
will overstimulate you but in the gentlest way you get what i’m saying?
“aww there there. come on you can cum again. you can cum again right darlin’? yes you can treasure. come on cum for me. you can do it”
or it’s you absolutely worshipping every inch of her body
“haaangg~ oh yes, that’s it. keep mmggff! keep going. ah yeah, you’re making me feel so good treasure~”
sex with her would generally be very soft, slow and filled with praises
aftercare would be you two cuddling together after cleaning each other up and just talking of small topics like today’s weather, the next destination, which destination to go to next etc etc
just,,,, beidou🥹🫶
#nobu.writes#beidou x reader#beidou x you#genshin x reader#genshin impact x reader fluff#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact x reader angst#beidou smut#genshin smut#switch reader#🦝 anon
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Moving In
Kirishima x GN Black Aroace Reader
WC: 836
Warnings: Reader has braids. Reader feels alterous attraction
Genre: Idek. Angst to fluff ig. It's sad but not really.
A/N: This one is for me. It's incredibly self indulgent and probably very ooc. Kirishima is ace IDC what anyone else says. Argue with the wall.
"It truly is love that makes us human." You scoff after hearing the sentence play from the TV.
"I swear to God if I hear that line one more time I'm gonna kill someone." The sounds of Kirishima's laughter filled the room. You had both been sitting in the living room. Kiri on the couch and you on the floor. You were both working on taking down your braids while watching a cheesy romcom.
"He stole your car to see another woman. Girl, why you even like this man? I promise you this ain't it." You were speaking desperately to a person who couldn't hear you, and even if she could you doubted that she'd even listen to your advice. The girl in question was absolutely enamored with the man on the screen for reasons unbeknownst to you. You always wondered why people fell in love like this. It was completely irrational and idiotic. Two people who just didn't work together trying to force love and yet somehow they both end up happily ever after. After all this time you were finally at peace with your identity. Nothing was wrong with you because you didn't want romantic love or sex. But there were days you wished that you could be in love. Nothing like the love stories that you saw on TV but something similar. You reach around for the scissors while mentally cursing yourself for missing the braid.
"Here." Kirishima says handing them to you. You thank him and he goes back to working on a braid.
"I'm glad you were able to come help me." You examine the braid in your hand ensuring that you wouldn't be cutting it too high. You almost never do but it never hurts to be careful. "It would've taken me all day to get done but with you here we're already halfway through."
Kirishima chuckles.
"Y'know if you keep calling me over like this I might as well just move in." You snip at your hair much harder than you originally intended, completely startled by his words. He had said it in a joking manner but you knew that there was some anticipation in his words. He wasn't entirely wrong either. You had both relied on one another more times than you could count. It would certainly make life easier if you both lived together. You sigh and set the scissors down next to you. His words made you anxious. Thoughts began to ramble on in your mind. Were you happy that he offered? Did you both even want the same things? Would he be able to understand? You couldn't lose him as a friend. But, there were days where you wished that you were both something more. Nothing too drastic. Just…
"What would that make us?" You ask, fearing his reply.
"Um." He paused while slowly untwisting a braid. "Well, what do you want us to be?" The uncertainty in his voice was obvious. Were the same thoughts going through his head? Did he wish that you were both something more? Would he be disappointed because you couldn't give him what he wanted? You turned down the volume on the TV. If only life were as simple as a movie. If only the love you wanted could be put into words.
"I don't know exactly." You sigh and turn to look at him. He let's go of the braid in his hand. "I don't think there's an exact word for what I want. But I know that I don't want a romantic relationship." Kiri looked down at his hands.
"Oh." The flamed hair boy looked distraught. You could always tell what he felt since he carried his heart on his sleeve. It made deep discussions like this easier because he could never hide what he felt. It was one of the things that you loved about him.
"But," You reached for his hands. "I do know that I love you." You smile. "And I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. Not as best friends or as partners but just…" You stopped and looked down. You were used to rejection when it came to relationships. Especially after you came out. But when it came to Kiri everything felt right. You knew that he didn't feel sexual attraction either but you were still scared to
add a label on your relationship. Would he be satisfied with this? He grabbed your hands and intertwined them with his.
"I kinda get what you're saying." He flashed you his signature sharky smile. "I'd love to be your person. I can't see a future without you in my life." Just like that all the weight, anxiety, and fear that you felt went away. After all this time how could you think that Kirishima out of all people would reject you. You smile. If it's with him you knew that the two of you would be able to figure out what this love was together.
"Will you move in with me?"
#jay's attempt's at writing#kirishima x black!reader#kirishima x black reader#mha x black!reader#mha x ace reader#mha x black reader#mha x gender neutral reader#kirishima x reader#asexual!reader#aromantic!reader#kirishima#kirishima x y/n#{🖤🩶🤍💜}#{what is love}
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WRITING AGAIN!!
DIVIDER MADE BY saradika
Tokyo revengers
Headcanons
(I know I told most. These too sarah already but! I haven't told anyone else them)
baji would be one of those kids who gets like beaten and yelled at by his mom in front of his friends
Specifically tenjiku arc rindou would dead ass drop any argument he has with his s/0 if they said they wanted to cuddle and watch studio Ghibli movies idc what anyone says he has a thing for studio Ghibli movies
shion doesn’t like eating with chopsticks. he eats with his hands😭
kazutora hugs his pillow to sleep
Mikey would be jealous if you share your food with someone that isnt him And he sulks all day to Draken about it till Draken has to call you and tell you
SANZU SAYS THE WEIRDEST SHIT WHEN HIGH
mitsuya would MAKE the teddy bear for the first date thingy
izana had a thing for trying to breaking into taiju restaurant just to see the mini aquarium display
hanma def makes loud slurping sounds when drinking something near kisaki
Draken is loyal to a insane number he has his texts blocked off if it isn't his gang or family or his s/o
Mikey always has a thing for chubby girls he likes to squeeze their thighs and fat on their stomach like a stress ball
Izana VISTS SHRINES AND BRINGS HIS FISH IN THEIR LITTLE BOWL AND CARRIES THEM LIKE HE'S GONNA KILL ANYONE WHO TRYS TO STEAL EM
Hanma definitely likes to scare his partner on late night motorbike rides by speeding
Chifuyu had multiple meltdowms the one time hanma catnapped peke-j as a joke
Hanma probably wears the same print of the pink cheetah print bike as he dose with his underwear
Growing up mikey thought periods was contagious after learning they was a thing he would always be scared of emma..
Kazutora and reader keep taking strays from the pet shop home even though they already have 5 strays
TAG LIST
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Ngl I have to agree with what @kirua9 said and that’s because she stated facts. Shu is the most boring character in Diabolik Lovers and I really tried to give him a chance but his routes bored me and made me feel uncomfortable. I should also mention that he pissed me off. Idc he’s “depressed”, so is everyone else and they’re not as annoying as him, neither do they degrade Yui as much as he does. Not even Laito is that shameless and that says a lot lol. I really don’t get why people like him so much, the only times he is alright is when he “takes responsibility and shows his king qualities😍😍” and that’s because the plot wants him to suddenly find the motivation to become a good king and the fact every character supports him makes it even more annoying to me. He isn’t perfect, he needed a 17 year old to wash and clean him, and he only treated her like a maid for 90% of his HDB route. His DF route is probably the least memorable one and his MB was pure trash in terms of the way he acted towards Yui. Maybe it’s the Reiji stan in me who simply can’t stand him but I really don’t get his popularity in the Japanese fandom; his looks ain’t even that good, I’d say everyone looks more interesting than him.
// You’re kinda right, Anon. I really like Shu as a character but only because I like the way he thinks sometimes or his dynamic with Yuma in general but when it comes to his relationship with Yui or his complexity? Heck no!
I understand why some people like him; perhaps they relate to him because they have lost someone close to them or because they are lazy as well but the thing is... Shu's laziness isn't amusing at all; it's more on the concerning side. Everyone prefers to relax in bed or listen to music at some point, but a lack of motivation to do basic stuff is already a major issue. I don't want to compare traumas, but his past is by far the least bad. His mother was strict, but she cared about and loved him, which is something other Diaboys didn’t experience. I understand that losing a friend can be devastating, but this gives you no right to become so sadistic.
I don't excuse them, but I understand why the triplets were mean to Yui; after all, the person who hurt them the most was a woman, and they developed the mentality "All women are the same," but I don't get why Shu slvt-shames and insults Yui's face and body so much. I understand you have high standards, but your past literally gives you no reason to treat women this way, and that is what I find disgusting ://
I also don’t like that he always complains about Yui’s immaturity for the sole reason that she gets easily embarrassed. Okay, he prefers mature women over girls, but how is she supposed to react when you kiss her in public out of nowhere??? And I met a lot of Shu stans who kept hating on Yui for "being mean" to him despite the fact that he deserved it. I recall a scene in which she refers to him as a good-for-nothing, and while it may appear rude, she got a point. That isn't even his route, but given that he uses her as his personal maid or slave in HDB, she wasn't entirely wrong.
I used to like his HDB route, but now that I'm paying more attention to it, it's not as good as I remembered. But I really like his CL route; it's definitely his best one in my opinion. The only thing I liked about DF was that he let Yui keep Lily; I can't say no to kittens.
In terms of looks, I've never considered him stunning because I see guys who look like that all the time. He definitely doesn’t look bad but I agree that every other Sakamaki has prettier features.
Excuse my harsh tone; I'm just retaliating for how many times he complained about Yui's face. I would have ignored it if he was teasing her or just “joking” but he was serious all the time so… deserved?:>
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( JACOB ELORDI / 25 / CIS MAN / HE/HIM ) — did you see HOPE’S EX BOYFRIEND JULIEN WATTS, wandering around the mercer hollow today? i heard around town that the WAITER is OBSERVANT, and CLEVER, but also DETACHED, and SELF DESTRUCTIVE. people say that they remind them of LATE NIGHT TALKS, SPONTANEOUS DRIVES, and LOUD MUSIC, but how well can you ever really know someone in mercer hollow?
━━ ⟢ 𝐢. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬
full name → julien ellis watts
age → twenty five
height → 6′5″
eye color → brown
occupation → waiter
sexuality → bisexual
astrology big three → libra sun, sagittarius moon, scorpio rising
━━ ⟢ 𝐢. 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐝𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐬
really really hates change
reads into everything, i mean everything ( i’m dropping hints like he’s paranoid )
has deep rooted anger issues, it takes awhile for them to come out, but once they do 💀
often runs away from his problems instead of dealing with them
thinks an impromptu adventure or spontaneous car ride is actually therapy
would rather make a joke of his feelings instead of being forthright about them
very very very self destructive, especially in relationships. i imagine he tests people to see if they’ll stick around
abandonment issues city tbh
easily obsessive
loves revenge, thinks about it 24/7
tries to keep things lighthearted and on the surface level
when he cares, he really cares he cares deeply and most of the time this is his achilles because he’ll wind up caring and opening up to the wrong people, especially if they’re emotionally unavailable
hit the jackpot with mommy and daddy issues
lowkey a romantic, but awkward as hell when it comes to execution of it all
has to pretend he hasn’t deep google searched everything about everyone he comes in contact with and has to act surprised when they tell him something he already knows about them
whenever he senses friends, anyone pulling back? king of ghosting
can be kind of intense at first
obsessed with music, constantly has his airpods in
his love language is playlists
sometimes goes through periods of thinking he has to touch some grass, reconnect with nature and become spiritual because he lets the wrong people hurt him
has aspirations of being a musician but he doesn’t tell anyone about it he just acts content in his dead end job
enrolls and drops out of school every few months
━━ ⟢ 𝐢. 𝐠𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐫
tw: alcoholism, abuse, drugs, mental illness
i think he still hasn’t really gotten over hope, he probably still held out they’d work things out because he felt safe in how toxic their relationship was. ( i plan on adding more to this as i flesh out his character more ) but i think people should find him highly sus, he’s too quiet, knows too much, and seems like he’s still obsessed over hope
he probably doesn’t publicly express it, but its deeply affected him and made him fall into vices in order to cope.
his family is a hot dumpster fire mess, his dad is never around, and is always having affairs on business trips, around town etc. and julien has a lot of anger toward his dad for never being there. and when he is around he’s a raging alcoholic.
julien’s mom suffers from a myriad of mental illness, so he takes care of her, and it’s hard for him to reconcile how much resentment he feels toward her because she was extremely mentally abusive to him when he and his siblings were growing up.
━━ ⟢ 𝐢. 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬
literally everything and anything
enemies, cousins, best friends, enemies who used to be best friends, casual friends, hook ups, exes, crushes, co-workers, customers he’s waited on, situationships that almost dated, people who he once had an awkward encounter on an ice cream aisle in the store with idc gimme gimme gimme all of them
━━ ⟢ 𝐢. 𝐣𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧’𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
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watch ghost files with me eps. 1
or watch ghost files with me!!
fuck i’m so excited and it hasn’t even started yet 💀
bro I love the intro!!
the good old waverly hills sanatorium, who of y’all missed Timmy?
“It’s as cold as it is horrifying”
I’m being honest with you guys I absolutely adore the way Ryan reads these facts about the places they visit; it’s almost calming which is quite bizarre
bro wait omg the animation of the building and the blueprint!!!! That’s so cool!!!
why did I immediately think of Thing from the Addams family when they talked about the disembodied arm?! 🙂
SHANE WANTS THE GHOULIES, SO SHOW YOURSELVES!!
they weren’t joking they really got the TOOLS
just Shane and Ryan humming with the ghosts :))
love that that is the first thing that happens right in the beginning of the investigation lmao
Ryan is already done and we are roughly 9 minutes in 💀💀
oh I love that the spirit box is more quiet now the sound actually made me so uncomfortable for no reason lmao
(static buzzing)
the Shane stick figure has me in tears lmao
no bc Shane is so right for his fear of elevators shafts
hope the ghost dog interacts with them
the ghosts are really messing with Shane and Ryan
Steve, the dog <333
Shane and the ghost finishing each other’s sentences, true friends already!!
NO SHANE AND RYANS FRIENDSHIP IS SO PRECIOUS I LOVE THEM!!
TIMMY!!
I missed him frfr
honestly the Timmy evidence from their previous show was one of my favourite moments, was always so much fun to watch
brothers doing some bonding activities!
honestly the talking bear device is fucking scary Idk what to tell you guys
and it doesn’t make it better that someone knocked back 😭
can you imagine ghost only being able to moonwalk wherever they want to go? 💀💀
pls don’t show us your balls, Bobby
Bobby trying to eat the candy bar!
the ghost just can’t believe that there are actual humans in the building
maybe it’s a human hunter
having war flashbacks from the tunnel frfr
one thing you won’t find in the body chute is courage
I love you (heavy echo)
not Shane demanding that the ghosts kill them 💀
“Jog”
fun for you Shane, absolute horror for Ryan
I mean that’s how it’s always for them lmao
pissing and crying
the way Shane screams for Timmy has me giggling
Shane hearing footsteps and immediately thinking it’s probably Ryan pranking him
and then we have footage of some shadow figure behind Shane
really unsettling
not Ryan forgetting which way the body chute was 💀
“I am not my fear. I am stronger than my fear”
Shane is always so concerned about Ryan’s personal growth, it’s really endearing
the absolute chaos of Shane not telling Ryan where the Walkie-Talkie is
and then covering it up with “you misinterpreted my clue” lmao
also the way Shane just ends the call 💀
Ryan being so angry he’s like “ghost if you come out I’ll actually fight you in the ikea parking lot idc idc”
I think he almost forgot the ghost entirely on his way to finding the Walkie-Talkie
what did we learn; anger is stronger than fear
Ryan is so brave for turning the light of frfr
not Shane turning down the Walkie-Talkie
Ryan really is the bravest ghost hunter but it’s so cute hearing it from Shane
“Goddamn, it’s good to be a ghost hunter.”
that’s a wrap for the first episode
AND FUCK IT WAS SO GOOD I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS SHOW
#ghost files#ryan and shane#watcher#ryan bergara#shane madej#watch ghost files with me#see you next time
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3, 7, and 10!
3. what are your top 3 favorite episodes?
I have many many manyyyy faves (and also got this question a bunch, which excites me so dont worry ab that) so im gonna do different themes for my top 3's...
my top 3 fave eps of eps that I've rewatched the most are: The Gang Gets Romantic, The Gang Group Dates, and The Gang Dances Their Asses Off (with Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life as an honorable mention lol)
7. what’s something that we haven’t seen in the show yet that you’d like to see?
i clearly wanna see some resolution or 'get together' scene ONSCREEN (cuz i have argued previously that they HAVE already banged offscreen in Dennis Gets Divorced) but I'd like to see, at the very least, going from writing Macdennis as subtext to making that the overt text. Which, in their defense, they've started doing since s12 ... but I just hope they execute the culmination of the storyline they started in s12/s13 in a way that.. does not suck ass. and i'm usually willing to give rcg a lot of leeway about this particular thing cuz like. theyre str8 they dont know any better LOL. but yeah i wanna see mac and dennis kiss, fuck, date, idc! something!
other things i'd like to see: i'd like to see charlie getting some cathartic 'snapping' arc where he goes back into the badroom and in the vents and the gang cant get him out cuz hes rlly emotional (like as a result of his dad dying or smth) and he basically just snaps, Phantom of the Opera style but he'd be like the Phantom of Paddy's... and maybe this is all while Dee's trying to host an event of whatever kind and so hes just lurking around the whole time trying to sabotage the event... maybe he kidnaps someone LOL thatd be ccool
i also would LOVE to see waitress becoming a more recurring character, esp to team up with Dee. I'd ideally like to see them move IN together n be a duo, but I'll take what I can get. I also just wanna see Dee going crazy. I kinda want Dennis and Dee to have a swap where DEE is the angry, spiteful one and Dennis is just sad and pathetic at his lowest yknow? LOL. Like I think they could easily do this as well, and it seemed to me like they experimented with that kind of dynamic in Gets New Wheels. and lastly, PUT DEE IN THE DUSTER!!!!
i'd like to see more of Mac's ACTUAL life... cuz he has been TALKING about doing all this shit the past couple seasons but we dont get to see what he's ACTUALLY getting up to. So sorta a Mac's Double Life ep but done much better LOL. I just want some character exploration with Mac cuz they seem to be struggling with what to do with Mac since he came out. And I know part of that also has to do with Rob wanting to have a gay man in the writers room but (so far, as far as I know) not being able to get any lol.
I'd also like to see some shit about whatever is going on with Frank that we found out he has a serious, terminal disease in s11... but ik a lot of ppl have said that before me, and for good reason its like.. wtf is going on there LOL
10. who’s your least favorite character?
shit... good question.... yknow i'll just use this as an opportunity to say i hate the way they wrote fat mac. it just felt like they squandered his potential. the way they executed the joke itself was just reeking of rcg's own body image issues which makes it just uncomfortable/not funny if you dont ALSO have rcg's body issues LOL. like i think if they'd done a slower progression over time where the characters just Look Their Age as they age would be a good subversion and probably not too difficult to maintain LMAO. and if Rob wanted Mac's part in that to be gaining some weight for a season/a couple seasons that could've been subversive in itself and done well. But I think bc they made it a seasonal gimmick it suffered for that. So I'm not really answering the question i Know but KJDFGNKDJ tbh i loooove the cast of characters we've become familiar with I think they're all great
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adding my two cents abt the sunoo situation bc i didn’t wanna bring it up on his bday + i’m an overweight shawty (tw for disordered eating thoughts n stuff like that)
idc if they make those remarks to him in private if sunoo really doesn’t care. we’ll never know unless he says himself which prolly won’t happen lol. but what i do have a problem with is that this is not the first time they’ve made comments abt his weight for the world to see. i see a bunch of ppl being like “well it’s a cultural thing they don’t know better” it’s still inconsiderate. i don’t think the other members should be getting d3ath thr3ats over it but they should know better. they aren’t children, most of them are adults, and should know better.
this whole thing has taken a bit of a toll on me honestly. ever since the sunjay graduation live where jay brought it up, it def rubbed me the wrong way. but the most recent instance did it for me idk why. since then i have been feeling a bit more self conscious and paranoid abt my eating than i did before. i’ve had this problem before but it resurfaced. i’ve been picked on by peers and my family (mostly family) for my body/eating, i hate clothes shopping bc nothing fits and it ruins my day (all my friends are skinny too so when we go in american eagle or smth i just stand there), i can’t eat in front of ppl unless i trust them, it’s an instinct to suck in my stomach when i’m in public, i dread doctors appointments bc they constantly act like i’m so obese i’m gonna die bc i’m 200 pounds and last time i checked. i come home from check ups crying most of the time. i feel like i gain weight with every bite i eat of anything. the scale in my house is dead which is probably for my own good bc i’d be checking every few hours if it wasn’t. i’m not tryna sit here and be like “enha brought my disordered eating back🙄🫵” bc no tf they didn’t it’s not their fault. their words affected me bc of my current situation/past experiences but that can’t be said for everyone. but it’s annoying to see a bunch of ppl being like “everybody’s so overdramatic it’s not that serious” just bc it’s not serious for them.
i still love them all but i’d be lying if i said this didn’t leave a dent in how i see them. if i’m able to see them in concert, i wanna try and lose weight bc damn if sunoo’s fat to them then i’m a fucking cow fr. i already feel ashamed of how i look so what if one of them sees me n thinks i’m fat and nothing else. what if ppl laugh at me. i preordered a manifesto: day one set from weverse and i’m praying i don’t get into the fansign bc i don’t want them to see me. ik it’s a stupid thing for me to say but that’s what social anxiety paired with body image issues does to a mf ig😭. and jay’s one of the main ppl who’s made weight jokes abt sunoo and he’s my second bias, next to sunoo being my ult. like imma be real i teared up writing this a couple times🧎🏻♀️. but seeing someone u admire weightshaming another person u admire, when u urself have been in that position, hurts?? jay’s a huge comfort for me but recently not really. but i never wanna say anything bc i don’t wanna seem dramatic bc at the end of the day they’re just some dudes who don’t know me but idk i’ll probably get dragged for this.
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I don’t like your writing but your blog is the funniest blog I know. You named your dildo after a ubisoft character. You have a zero note post saying I hate same fisher: no elaboration. You mother threw out your clothes. You’re getting dicked down by geriatrics on the reg and you want all your followers to know. Anon called you a fat pig and all you can say is go away. Your COVID announcement post has to be one of the most unflattering pictures of someone I have ever seen. And you’re still posting this kinda shit in your thirties. Babes you’re a wreck
Okay I mean I know most people don’t like my writing that’s not news anon. But congrats on finding my blog to be funny?
I don’t recall posting about my dildo or its name here. And only a specific group of people know specifically that the name was based on that character and not another or someone I know. So either you’re one of those 4 or 5 people, one of them has been talking behind my back, or you took a guess and are a lurker from Fetlife.
I still won't elaborate on that post. Should probably delete it since I wasn't exactly sober when I made it. Also why does the 0 notes matter? I have a LOT of 0 note posts. What makes that one so special? You insulted that I briefly hated a lifelong favorite character?
So I post about my personal life here. Other people do as well. It's not a crime. But I’m glad you find my semi abusive situation to be a joke.
A little ageist to call men their 40s and 50s geriatric. Besides they’re in better shape ( and fuck better for that matter) than men closer to my age and probably better than you anon. You wish you were getting dicked down by these guys. No need to be jealous.
And so what if my followers know, I do state that my blog is nsfw. And its not like I’m the only blog on here posting about their sex life. I enjoy sex oooo get over it. I don’t need to be a sex worker or have an only fans to be allowed to post and talk about sex.
Also I have less than 150 most of which I’m pretty certain don’t even pay attention to what I post lol. If any of them don’t want to hear about it they can unfollow and probably have.
What would you have wanted me to say to that anon? Thanks for the compliment, please stay a while?
I had a long day at work that ended with the stress of finding out I was exposed to covid (which is really stressful considering I am immunocompromised). Not exactly a moment to fix my makeup. And who says I have to look perfect in every selfie I post? News flash: I’m human. I’m imperfect and flawed af. I didn’t really post it cuz I thought I looked amazing. I posted it because I was tired and stressed and my “fuck off” mask perfectly described my mood at the time.
And before you say anything I already think I’m kinda ugly so if that’s what you were trying to tell me, I already know.
And what does my age have to do with anything I post? My life is my life and fun fact life doesn’t give a rats ass about how old you are. It throws whatever the fuck it wants at you no matter old old you are. I mean you should see some shit other people my age post or even people in their 40s or 50s. Just because you hit a certain age doesn’t mean life magically changes and gets put on track.The whole you start acting like a certain age at a certain age thing is bullshit. Never fucking happens. Get over it. Ageist. Seriously, are you in your twenties?
Please don’t call me babes. That’s a little creepy. And I’ve said more than once that I am in fact a trainwreck. Kinda hit 32 and after two decades dealing with mental illess, emotional abuse, physical abuse, rape, sexual assault and a ton of other bs crap people shouldn't have to deal with I just didn’t care anymore. Basically anon I’m going through an idc, life don’t matter, we all die any way, drink, do drugs, have sex with strangers, and basically self destruct like its a hobby phase in my life. Thanks for noticing.
So what was the point anon? Aside from sounding like a high school bully, what was the point of this? Was writing me this ask to tell me my life is a joke (I know it is lol) really worth your time? Feel free to enlighten me on your goals.
#sorry y'all now know I named my dildo.#fun fact i know a lot of people who've named their sex toys.
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Well I need a new therapist lmaoooo
I told her I was uncomfortable regarding a certain celebrity.
I don't mind them as a person, though I feel they are v performative on certain topics and exploits things for money. My main issue is they don't tell their fans anything like they don't say hey no death threats. Maybe they have and then I would feel slightly better about the person, but the fans are moreso my issue.
Regular fans are fine, my sister is. But its the rabid stans who want to crawl in the celebrity's ribcage to breathe the same air as them. Crazy. True definition of stan. Like, I know someone who quite literally went to this celeb's concert not once but THREE times. Fine no big deal, enjoy, I've been to a concert more than once just not in the same concert season lineup thing. Except they then begged for money because they had spent their money for rent and their BABY who is going through a growth spurt has no clothes that fit- this person even said they spent the money on the concert in the comments. Like what???? I've seen fans doxx people for having a differing opinion. Just not people I feel comfortable associating with
Normally idc im not involved whatever, just avoid them. The REASON it got brought up to my therapist, wasn't because I just randomly dislike this celeb. That isnt the reason.
The REASON it got brought up is because Spotify wrapped happened and I mentioned that I was uncomfortable because two people who severely fucked me up mentally (one was emotionally abusive and the other harassed and stalked me) had this artist in their top 5. Also My ex friend who ended up posting pictures of my house when she knew I had a stalker (I had moved snd they hadn't found this place until they posted) also had this artist in top 5. (And yes if was malicious, we had an argument and then they posted the outside of my house, sure they deleted the post later but the guy had already seen it as she had a public account and he followed some of my friends on fake accounts. We weren't friends after this)
I made the comment that they all had widely different tastes but all liked the same artist, and I made a joke that I should have known it was a red flag (we had spent the therapy session discussing signs i should have noticed in these people and ways they were alike which made me even think of the artist WHICH is why it was brought up).
And to be fair the reasons I listed of the people who have done things to me are probably why I dislike the celeb.
But my therapist actually called me stupid and wrong because apparently the artist was in THEIR top 5. Which, uh, okay my bad. Started going hard against me, even cursed at me So I again point out that in my mind it's linked to my abusers and people who betrayed my trust, and my therapist went "the majority isnt like that" to which I mentioned the rest of the points about things I've seen online. I guess I could have just apologized but she was coming at me and I was already on edge talking about everything, then they called me stupid and berating me...
Well I was uncomfortable then but i thought "hey, you did insult someone they obviously like, it's normal to be a lil defensive" and was like well we can move past. But no, quite literally this last session sealed the deal, because instead of talking about my trauma or anything, she made me listen to their albums. Which wtf??? Who does that irl?? Explained all the nuances and the theories and shit I DONT CARE about. I tried to tell them, but ok I also infodump on things I care about. Then they told me that my abusers must not be THAT bad because they have good taste. I walked out. Still got charged for the full session, and I filed a complaint. I dont see how they have their license????
I'm pissed rn haha and it actually had the opposite effect and has solidified that I do not like this artist in my mind. At. All.
Aww bestie that sucks 😭 first thank you for sharing! Second, this therapist is completely unprofessional. They shouldn’t have let their personal like of this artist affect how they’re treating you during the sessions YOU pay for.
And the fact that someone spent their rent money and their baby’s money…where’s the priorities, where’s the values, where’s the morals?
For me, I’ve also disliked a celebrity because of their fans and fandoms. Especially on twitter. I could write a whole thesis on how dysfunctional this fandom is on twitter 💀
There’s good and bad sides to all fandoms, I think in general we all have to find where we fit and surround ourselves with people who value us as much as we value them.
Anon, you have every right to like or not like something. That’s what makes friendships beautiful. I hope you’re able to find a therapist that can support you properly anon 🩷😭 some of these people get their license out a happy meal
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Bf!Sukuna HCs
Too soon?
Slight Nsfw MDNI
College au and they're both a lil black-coded, so this is ooc. He's such a cutie patootie, I swear.
Everyone is mad at my sweetie pie pookie bear rn, so the PR team told me to write this
Sukuna initially doesn't know how to approach you without being too intimidating, but luckily you're into that.
This is his first stable relationship, ever, romantic or platonic. You'd have to teach him how to act in a healthy relationship because he has no clue what he's doing (or maybe ur a lil sicko and want him to stay toxic idc).
Anyway, moving to the established relationship stuff.
He loves to be behind you, and not just in a dirty way. Sukuna always hugs you from the back, kisses the back of your neck, and stands behind you when you're talking to someone else. It's just where he belongs. CEO of the "he has no money" hold, but you're actually paying with his card.
If you ask for something while shopping, he says no, but eventually circles back and adds it to the cart. (he means it, but is too weak to follow through).
Sukuna's favorite kind of date is when you're alone together. It's nice to be out and around people, but he's always at his happiest when it's just you and him. He's such a softie at heart. A perfect date is just to be held by you. Sukuna is an advocate for big boys who are little spoons. Relating back to how he's never had a healthy relationship before, sometimes it's nice to be the one feeling safe and protected.
He loves it when you do his hair (even if you're just playing in it). If you learn how to fix his fade, he'll never go anywhere else for a haircut again. (Guys, he's codependent and in denial about it). Keeps the top in braids or twists most of the time because he can't commit to dreads.
Got a tongue piercing and didn’t tell you until you asked why he was talking funny. and yes, he only got it to eat pussy better.
Asks you to go on study dates during finals season, and actually tries to study. Sukuna supports your GPA, until he gets bored and hungry and you're his favorite meal.
Sukuna loves his car, and driving it too fast. Plus you look cute in the passenger seat. Asks for head every time you go somewhere together (even if you're the one behind the wheel?), but it's just a running joke at this point because he's already a scary driver and doesn’t need extra distractions.
Begrudgingly, gives you the princess treatment. "You need to wear this shit when I drive or you’ll go through the windshield," as he buckles your seatbelt. or if he’s tying your shoes, he bitches about how you never do it right. In reality, he likes taking care of you, but he makes little excuses for anything sweet he does.
Sukuna has some anger issues, so I’m being so corny and cliche, but you’re his peace. Nothing makes him calmer than your thumb running over his cheek as he counts the colors in your eyes. So whenever you’re pissed at him, he gets all, “My girl’s mad at me. I wanna die.”
I can’t picture him being upset with you, because nothing is ever your fault. That’s not to say he won’t get pissed about other things, but the anger is just never directed at you. It’s not your fault when you flirt with guys to make him jealous, because it’s part of your personality, which he loves. Clearly that stranger should’ve known you’re in a committed relationship.
I fully believe (I'm biased) that he wants a girl with curls. He's a hairpuller and loves how your thick hair grips his hand back. If he can’t have his hands in your hair, he’s cupping the back of your neck as he kisses you.
Hooper (catch him on March madness). Football is a meathead sport, our man plays basketball. You're the first one Sukuna wants to see after a game, either to celebrate or lean on. He's all sweaty and gross and manhandles you into his arms, asking if he made you proud.
You will never meet his family, probably doesn't like them, but he's dying to meet yours. It's a weird combination of needing to meet the other people you love but freaking out because what if they hate him. Too scared to talk to your parents and older relatives, but the kids like his tattoos.
Speaking of that, aside from the obvious, Sukuna also has a tattoo of a heart you drew behind his ear. He also has his ears pierced and a labret piercing, trust.
A whore before he met you, as most male athletes are, but he shaped up real quick. Sukuna’s not a cheater because he wouldn't commit unless he meant it. You're it for him.
Marries you straight out of college if you let him.
A/N- lemme know what you think and what I should write next
✌️bye
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