Patroclus: achilles once texted me "your adorable" so i texted him back "no, YOU'RE adorable"
Briseis: and?
Patroclus: and now we're dating, we've been to six dates. all i did was point out a typo but i like him so hey, i'm not complaining.
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Juice (visibly shivering): I'm so cold ;n;
Opie: this is California... what did you do in New York when it snowed???
Juice: I SUFFERED!!
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*Chibs and Juice lying in bed together*
Chibs: Wow, I can't believe it, I've only got two hours until I call in sick for work.
Juice: I have to be up in seven minutes.
Chibs: Well you're not going to believe this but if you have seven minutes...
Juice: Really?
Chibs: You wanna?
Juice: Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and I'll get the furniture polish!
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Achilles: Go big or go home!
Patroclus, with tears in his eyes: I'm begging you, Achilles, for once in your life, please, just this once, go home
Achilles: I'm going big
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no thoughts head empty only two young boys leaping on rocks by the ocean, hair blown by the north winds, running through fields of hyacinths, climbing twisted trees, splashing each other in the river, discovering the wonders of being in love in the far away lands of ancient greece
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Chibs spotting Reader holding a knife: "No, come on, lass. Violence isn't the answer."
Reader lowering the knife: "I guess you're right."
Reader raising the knife again: "Violence is the question and the answer is YES."
Chibs : "Lass, no."
Reader: "LASS YES!"
Happy standing in the background: *Proud*
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MainMasterlist || Rules & Requests
Incorrect SOA quotes
Tiggy: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
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Tiggy: Dom or sub?
Juice : I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
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Chibs: *yawns*
Juice : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Chibs: Then you must be exhuasted.
Clay: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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Juice : Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.
Tiggy: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?
Juice : *Takes away Tiggy’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.
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Chibs: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Happy: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
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CLAY: If you could change your name to anything, what would you change it to?
JAX: Forty exclamation points in a row and it’s pronounced like a person screaming.
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Cock and also balls
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Achilles: I always apologize when I'm wrong.
Agamemnon: I don't think I've ever seen you apologize before.
Achilles: I'm never wrong.
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Sparks of Adventure MASTERPOST
This is a Masterpost for the SoA comic, and everything related to it! I'm new to this kind of stuff, so it'll be a bit messy for a bit as i figure things out :] and reminder, #Sparks of Adventure and #SoA Comic are the main tags! I also use #SoA stuff for general art or fanart :]
GENERAL ART:
Official Cast References
Artstyle concept art
Incorrect quotes comics
MAIN COMIC:
CHAPTER ONE - COVER ART
PAGE 1-3
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Tig: I just watched Abel spend an hour very peacefully decorating Jax’s bike with like half a dozen sheets of stickers
Jax: and you didn’t think to maaaybe stop him?!?!
Tig: not my kid, not my bike, not my problem
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Jax: So what? You Don't scare me. I'm doing it anyway.
Chibs: That's it, I'm calling Y/N.
Jax: *Panicked* Wait! Please don't, They scare me.
Chibs: Too late for that Jackie boy. They're on their way now.
Y/N: *Bursts through through the door* Jackson Nathaniel Teller!
Jax: *High pitched scream*
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Achilles: Wow Patroclus you're very mature for your age
Patroclus: thanks, it's the trauma
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Tig: "Do you ever think the wind is trying to tell us something and we've just forgotten how to hear it."
Chibs: "I just want you to stop saying odd shit."
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