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sungodra · 1 year
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Achilles: Go big or go home!
Patroclus, with tears in his eyes: I'm begging you, Achilles, for once in your life, please, just this once, go home
Achilles: I'm going big
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thaliasthunder · 1 year
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no thoughts head empty only two young boys leaping on rocks by the ocean, hair blown by the north winds, running through fields of hyacinths, climbing twisted trees, splashing each other in the river, discovering the wonders of being in love in the far away lands of ancient greece
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be-crazyinsane · 2 years
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Achilles: I always apologize when I'm wrong.
Agamemnon: I don't think I've ever seen you apologize before.
Achilles: I'm never wrong.
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tumbleweed-writes · 1 month
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Chibs spotting Reader holding a knife: "No, come on, lass. Violence isn't the answer."
Reader lowering the knife: "I guess you're right."
Reader raising the knife again: "Violence is the question and the answer is YES."
Chibs : "Lass, no."
Reader: "LASS YES!"
Happy standing in the background: *Proud*
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mysticalmallard · 6 months
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MainMasterlist || Rules & Requests
Incorrect SOA quotes
Tiggy: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
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Tiggy: Dom or sub?
Juice : I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
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Chibs: *yawns*
Juice : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Chibs: Then you must be exhuasted.
Clay: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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Juice : Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.
Tiggy: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?
Juice : *Takes away Tiggy’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.
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Chibs: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Happy: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
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CLAY: If you could change your name to anything, what would you change it to?
JAX: Forty exclamation points in a row and it’s pronounced like a person screaming.
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soaincorrect · 1 year
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Cock and also balls
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viskovie · 2 years
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Juice (visibly shivering): I'm so cold ;n; Opie: this is California... what did you do in New York when it snowed??? Juice: I SUFFERED!!
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magickhajiit · 2 years
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*Chibs and Juice lying in bed together*
Chibs: Wow, I can't believe it, I've only got two hours until I call in sick for work.
Juice: I have to be up in seven minutes.
Chibs: Well you're not going to believe this but if you have seven minutes...
Juice: Really?
Chibs: You wanna?
Juice: Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and I'll get the furniture polish!
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sungodra · 1 year
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Achilles: Wow Patroclus you're very mature for your age
Patroclus: thanks, it's the trauma
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thaliasthunder · 1 year
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the song of achilles + circe as tweets bc i say so
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be-crazyinsane · 2 years
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Patroclus: achilles once texted me "your adorable" so i texted him back "no, YOU'RE adorable"
Briseis: and?
Patroclus: and now we're dating, we've been to six dates. all i did was point out a typo but i like him so hey, i'm not complaining.
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tumbleweed-writes · 12 days
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Tig: "Do you ever think the wind is trying to tell us something and we've just forgotten how to hear it." Chibs: "I just want you to stop saying odd shit."
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mysticalmallard · 6 months
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MainMasterlist || Rules & Requests
Incorrect SoA quotes
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Clay: where the hell are you off to?
Happy: I'm either going to get ice cream or commit a felony
Clay: ....🤨
Happy: I'll decide on the way
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Clay: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable in this club.
Jax: Sounds fake but ok.
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Happy: Hand me the people opener.
Clay: ... 🤨
Clay: Pardon?
Happy, annoyed: Just hand it to me!
Clay, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?
Happy: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?
Clay: Knife! It's called a knife.
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Chibs: What are you planning to do?
Tiggy: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!
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the-crowned-fowl · 6 months
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Sparks of Adventure MASTERPOST
This is a Masterpost for the SoA comic, and everything related to it! I'm new to this kind of stuff, so it'll be a bit messy for a bit as i figure things out :] and reminder, #Sparks of Adventure and #SoA Comic are the main tags! I also use #SoA stuff for general art or fanart :]
GENERAL ART:
Official Cast References
Artstyle concept art
Incorrect quotes comics
MAIN COMIC:
CHAPTER ONE - COVER ART
PAGE 1-3
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grad601lilyhart · 2 years
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When I initially placed my drawing into the document, I had sized it incorrectly so had to go back into illustrator and change a few things. I actually prefer the fact that she is reaching further for the apple as well as the fact it just has a better layout. This was something to learn from, not creating the correct page size in my Adobe Fresco, though it actually turned out to be a better composition once altered to fit the page. I’m not sure I would have got this same effect had I not made the page the incorrect size as I likely would have made the cartoon of Pat bigger.
My title was pretty boring at first, though the type seen on the front of Roald Dahl’s books is skewed and so I wanted to add a bit of rotation to the letters. I also later elongated the tail of the ‘n’ in ‘Gone’ as it added some more length to the word (I felt it looked to linear compared to Scrumpin’).
For the titles type I chose Bodoni 72 Book as I felt it best represented my Nana as well as the fact that I didn’t want my type to be the main event. I initially sketched some type made from little apples arranged into the letters though this was too much.
It took me some time to layout the text in a format i was happy with. I wanted my text to be centre justified as that is what is seen in most children’s chapter books. I also struggled to fit the text over the two spreads with the second page having a lot of imagery already (I didn’t want to overpower it with too much text). It took some time to arrange the apples and the B&W portrait of Pat on the first spread as I initially wanted the imagery bigger and it wasn’t working with the amount of text. I placed the apples under the title on the first page because I wanted there to be a smaller image at the bottom of this page soas not to outshine the title. The title was also simple so this would have been easy to do. I placed both images at the bottom of the pages as I wanted them to sit side by side. I felt this was the best placement to sit nicely with the title as well as set the scene for the story.
The second page I decided to do something differrent with the shape on my text box, as well as the fact the type wouldn’t fit in the same margins as the top page due to the illustration overlapping into these margins. My margins on the top page were quite big due to that being typically seen in a children's novel, though I made them slightly different (bigger at the top and bottom) for the third page and fourth (more left aligned due to the tree). I really wanted some stand-alone type on the fourth page to make the last sentence hit home.
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