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rockermazy · 3 months

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All singing in the show is canonically diegetic - meaning that all singing 100% takes place in-universe, for all the characters to hear and potentially participate in.

In the first (non-pilot) episode, the " Story of Hell" book, as read by Charlie, states that Lillith "empower[ed] demon-kind with her voice and her songs - and as the numbers of Hell grew, so did its power." After the extermination began, Lilith's "dream was passed down to her precious daughter, the Princess of Hell", who is presumably Charlie herself. Two scenes later, Charlie is in musical-notation hammerspace with other denizens, being the cognito hazard that she is.

In episode 7, Rosie invites Charlie to rally Cannibal Town in defending the hotel during the upcoming extermination. When Charlie initially fails, Rosie asks how she normally explains her hotel. Charlie replies, "Through singing". Singing is canonically a gift of both Charlie and every demon - both Hellborn and Sinner.

Which leads me to a theory: One thing that's been nagging me since the pilot, is how Lucifer and Lilith have been fucking for nearly 6,000 years, but only NOW decided to have a daughter in the 21st century. It makes Charlie's existence look almost Mary Sue-ish*. After watching Helluva Boss, it made more sense that Charlie might be an "insurance baby", much like Octavia is to Stolas' lineage. Lucifer might not be unkillable. Carmine and the hotel battle of episode 8 have both demonstrated that angels can be killed with the right ammunition. But why was Charlie born now, in the 21st century? My theory is that Heaven asked Lilith to leave Hell, hoping she'd take her song with her. Heaven knew that Lilith was the one making Hell stronger through her songs. Charlie uses song to rally the people around her.

Husk used song to heal.

Song, even when used to butt heads, (ex: Lucifer vs Alastor), will make combatants drop valuable info, basically outing themselves to everyone within earshot in this universe.

My guess is that a conversation sometime in the past went something like this: Heaven: Lilith, bitch - we see what you're doing. Stop teaching Hell how to sing - the bonding and wholesomeness is threatening our status quo." Lilith: No. Heaven: Fine, we'll exterminate. Lilith: (years later, looking at Carmine's charts) hmmm... the number of sinners getting exterminated each year seems to be climbing. Heaven might want all of us dead. Hey, Luci-boo... get your depressed-ass over here. You wanna make a kid this time? (Waits til Charlie is somewhat grown, and asks Heaven for a "meeting".) Lilith: ok, I have got an offer you cannot refuse - I will never EVER sing again, and my power will leave with me - IF you give me a spot in Heaven (or Earth - I should technically be immortal since I never touched the Forbidden Fruit). Heaven: um... win for everyone? ok! Charlie herself (for lack of a better term) might be Lilith's "ace in the hole" herself. Also, this makes me wonder if the only way to avoid lying is to avoid singing on the topic XD

*I have nothing against mary sues. I'd been wanting for years now to do something visual describing the internal turmoil that religious trauma caused in my The-Cell-starring-J-lo --like inner worlds. Telling personal stories and Mary Sues are inextricably intertwined. This show has inspired me to either keep pursuing that or just quit. Because picking apart past trauma for analysis can be more trouble than its worth - especially if you are ready to forget. u.u I still get deep chills every time I hear Emily and Charlie's duet in "You Didn't Know", even though I've officially considered myself atheist for like, what, three months?" This shit was an essay. I'm just going to play Warframe instead. Peace.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lilith #hazbin hotel theory #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel alastor

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cursed-princess-club · 1 year

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It's okay to ask 2 things at once?

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Thank you ><

yeah of course!! :D

for what i love about the fandom?? cpcblr is always gonna have a place in my heart :) i love sharing ideas and everything with everyone here as we all collectively brainrot. i am so glad to be a part of this i love you all. big fan of the analysts and theorists and artists and lurkers and writers and everyone who's been kind enough to stop by or scream at the tags, i enjoy it every time!!

negative experiences here are pretty rare!! for me i'd have to be like. actively looking for them too haha. but that's out of the webtoon comments section because holy SHIT the webtoon comments section can be brutal. aside from the usual stuff, saemi's mentioned before how protective the comments section can be over gwen- not sure if infantilized is the right word?? but they treat her like she can't do any wrong and that anyone who shows any sign of negativity towards her is automatically trash.... which kinda sounds like jack's mindset.... hmmm...

i should elaborate to explain that gwen isn't perfect like that!! and that's not BAD. she makes bad decisions sometimes, she chooses to lie to people close to her to bottle up her feelings, cause she feels trapped in her choices. yes, gwen is a good person, but those actions aren't healthy for her!! and i don't think they should be viewed/idealized as a POSITIVE EPIC SACRIFICE because it really ends up negatively impacting gwen :( gwen's sweet and kind and that isn't a weakness though either!!

like they see any character they view as hostile and are like "GET AWAY FROM GWEN GO EXPLODE STINKY TRASH" but then turn around and say "GWEN WHY DON'T YOU LOVE YOURSELF!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND" (this is about a very specific type of person in webtoon comments by the way!! everyone here is chill)

it just. reminds me of the whole era of the internet where the terms precious cinnamon roll and mary sue were tossed around a lot-

gdiufnyaefi sorry this was more serious than i usually am haha

#cursed princess club #cpc asks #asks #ask game #cpc ask game

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vivithefolle · 3 years

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Hermione has more complimentary traits with Harry than she does with Ron. Hermione is logical and thinks through her decisions while Harry is ruled by his emotions and follows his instincts. She's enthusiastic/cheerful he is more introverted and bitter. She motivates him to do better, and he reminds her that there are more important things than books and cleverness. Ron's humour gets on Hermione's nerves and her cleverness does the same to him. Their differences tear them instead of balancing.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!! HahahahahahHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh that’s a good one, oh thank you dude, oh I haven’t laughed this hard in... in like 24 hours, I saw a pretty great meme yesterday, but oh thank you that was hilarious.

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... wait you were serious?

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Alright! Now that the hilarity’s over...

Hermione has more complimentary traits with Harry than she does with Ron.

Prove it.

Hermione is logical and thinks through her decisions

... and sometimes she also makes very illogical decisions and acts very rash, see how she sets Snape on fire in first year which could have hurt everyone around, how she forgot she’s a witch, see how the Polyjuice plan was total bullshit and relied 100% on luck, see how she acted completely thoughtless to Ron in POA, see how she was completely harebrained at the end of OOTP due to pressure, her very thought-out reaction to Ron and Lavender being together, and such...

Harry is ruled by his emotions and follows his instincts

You realize you just described Ron too, pal? Ron’s role in the Trio is the Heart. Harry’s the Body, since everything revolves around him, Hermione’s the Brain, Ron is the Heart. That’s how they work.

She's enthusiastic/cheerful

......... cheerful?

Hermione?

Cheerful?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA(...)HAWHAWHAWHONHONHONHONHONHAHAHAHAHA(...)HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAhahahaha... haaaa...

Hermione may be enthusiastic about knowledge, but she’s not cheerful. She’s not the one who makes the jokes, she’s not the one who has a snarky comment on everything, she’s not the one who makes Harry laugh, she’s not the one who laughs at Harry’s jokes. That’s Ron’s job.

RON is the cheerful one. Sorry pal, better reread the books.

he is more introverted and bitter

Pro tip: this can also describe Hermione to a degree. Though Hermione isn’t exactly an introvert, she’s more of a socially awkward extrovert. She’s not reading quietly in a corner and demurely asking “oh please don’t talk to me, I just want to read :(” she’s more like “I READ THAT BOOK ABOUT [social injustice] AND IT’S CLEAR TO ME NOW THAT [social injustice] IS UNACCEPTABLE, DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT [social injustice], I’M GONNA RAISE FUNDS TO PROMOTE AWARENESS AND EDUCATE PEOPLE ON THIS SUBJECT WILL YOU JOIN ME, WHY WON’T YOU JOIN ME, COME BACK WE’RE NOT FINISHED WITH THIS-”

... or, I could also... show you.

From your own dear and esteemed “Harmony Bible” that is Order of the Phoenix. *snort* “Harmony Bible”... oh my god, the delusion, the delusion...

“It’s lessons with Snape that are making it worse,” said Harry flatly. “I’m getting sick of my scar hurting, and I’m getting bored walking down that corridor every night.” He rubbed his forehead angrily. “I just wish the door would open, I’m sick of standing staring at it —”

“That’s not funny,” said Hermione sharply. “Dumbledore doesn’t want you to have dreams about that corridor at all, or he wouldn’t have asked Snape to teach you Occlumency. You’re just going to have to work a bit harder in your lessons.”

“I am working!” said Harry, nettled. “You try it sometime, Snape trying to get inside your head, it’s not a bundle of laughs, you know!”

1. Example of Hermione not appreciating Harry’s humour

2. Example of Harry not liking Hermione’s “pushing him to do better”

Oooh, surprise! It’s not just Ron and Hermione that do the silent treatment to each other, Harry does it too! What a turn of events!

Hermione nodded, apparently still lost in thought. Then, quite abruptly, she said, “But you shouldn’t have seen this at all, Harry.”

“What?” he said, taken aback.

“You’re supposed to be learning how to close your mind to this sort of thing,” said Hermione, suddenly stern.

“I know I am,” said Harry. “But —”

“Well, I think we should just try and forget what you saw,” said Hermione firmly. “And you ought to put in a bit more effort on your Occlumency from now on.”

Harry was so angry with her that he did not talk to her for the rest of the day, which proved to be another bad one.

Ah, lying, avoiding the subject, refusing to consider her opinion... how harmonious. *gigglesnort*

“But why haven’t you got Occlumency lessons anymore?” said Hermione, frowning.

“I’ve told you,” Harry muttered. “Snape reckons I can carry on by myself now I’ve got the basics...”

“So you’ve stopped having funny dreams?” said Hermione skeptically.

“Pretty much,” said Harry, not looking at her.

“Well, I don’t think Snape should stop until you’re absolutely sure you can control them!” said Hermione indignantly. “Harry, I think you should go back to him and ask —”

“No,” said Harry forcefully. “Just drop it, Hermione, okay?”

Hmmm, funny how Harry acts more like a teenager trying to sneak out of bed on Mama Ron and Hermione’s watch rather than as “Hermione’s perfect flawless soulmate uwu”!

He had ended up saying to them truthfully that Sirius wanted Harry to resume Occlumency lessons. He had been regretting this ever since; Hermione would not let the subject drop and kept reverting to it when Harry least expected it.

“You can’t tell me you’ve stopped having funny dreams,” Hermione said now, “because Ron told me last night you were muttering in your sleep again...”

Harry threw Ron a furious look. Ron had the grace to look ashamed of himself.

Yes, she toooootally brings out “the best” of him... the best of all he’s learned at the Dursleys, which is avoidance, lying, deceiving... ha ha ha ha ha... oh, you guys, you’re so desperate, it’s almost cute. But then I remember that you keep bashing Ron and I stop feeling merciful.

“You are trying to block your mind, aren’t you?” said Hermione, looking beadily at Harry. “You are keeping going with your Occlumency?”

“Of course I am,” said Harry, trying to sound as though this ques-tion was insulting, but not quite meeting her eye. The truth was that he was so intensely curious about what was hidden in that room full of dusty orbs that he was quite keen for the dreams to continue.

Oh yes, he’s totally motivated to do better. He’s so motivated in fact he’s going to completely ignore her. And guess how that first date ends? With Sirius’ death. What a harmonious pairing.

“But Harry, you’ve just said it,” said Hermione fiercely. “Dumbledore wanted you to learn to shut these things out of your mind, if you’d done Occlumency properly you’d never have seen this —”

“IF YOU THINK I’M JUST GOING TO ACT LIKE I HAVEN’T SEEN —”

“Sirius told you there was nothing more important than you learn-ing to close your mind!”

“WELL, I EXPECT HE’D SAY SOMETHING DIFFERENT IF HE KNEW WHAT I’D JUST —”

And and and!! Hohohoho I’m not done!! Let me show you, I have SO MUCH to show you!!

As early as Goblet of Fire... Ah, and don’t say that this is “evil Ron’s evil influence of evilness :(” because Ron literally is harder-working than Harry in possibly every way because Ron doesn’t have the luxury of being the protagonist to promote him to, say, youngest Seeker in a century. Yeah, Ron’s not a Mary Sue like that. But I digress.

"It's Christmas, Hermione," said Harry lazily; he was rereading Flying with the Cannons for the tenth time in an armchair near the fire.

Hermione looked severely over at him too. "I'd have thought you'd be doing something constructive, Harry, even if you don't want to learn your antidotes!"

"Like what?" Harry said as he watched Joey Jenkins of the Cannons belt a Bludger toward a Ballycastle Bats Chaser.

"That egg!" Hermione hissed.

"Come on, Hermione, I've got till February the twenty-fourth," Harry said.

He had put the golden egg upstairs in his trunk and hadn't opened it since the celebration party after the first task. There were still two and a half months to go until he needed to know what all the screechy wailing meant, after all.

"I just thought you'd want to take advantage of the common room being quiet," she said. "Really get to work on that egg."

"Oh I - I reckon I've got a pretty good idea what it's about now," Harry lied.

"Have you really?" said Hermione, looking impressed. "Well done!"

Harry’s insides gave a guilty squirm, but he ignored them. He still had five weeks to work out that egg clue, after all, and that was ages... whereas if he went into Hogsmeade, he might run into Hagrid, and get a chance to persuade him to come back.

... but you know what makes Harry change his mind about lying about the egg? Or rather, who?

So you may argue that oh là là, Harry feels guilty for lying to his great soulmate Hermoanie and waah isn’t it so romantic...

Even though Harry can and does acknowledge that Hermione means well… it’s not enough for him. He will lie, avoid her, and go behind her back, like a child would with their parent, and even though he may feel guilty about it, it’s not enough to deter him.

Hagrid's miserable face broke into a wide, watery smile.

"Tha's my boy. . . you show 'em, Harry, you show 'em. Beat 'em all."

Lying to Hagrid wasn't quite like lying to anyone else. Harry went back to the castle later that afternoon with Ron and Hermione, unable to banish the image of the happy expression on Hagrid's whiskery face as he had imagined Harry winning the tournament. The incomprehensible egg weighed more heavily than ever on Harrys conscience that evening, and by the time he had got into bed, he had made up his mind - it was time to shelve his pride and see if Cedric's hint was worth anything.

And of course Half-Blood Prince, and if you try to tell me “buuutt hermoanie was ooc :((((” you can put a cactus up your rear you coward.

Welp. Not Ron, not Hermione. Hagrid.

Welcome to the world, Ha... Hagry? Harrid? Oh whatever. Here you go, Hagrid brings the best out of Harry, Harry feels more guilt at the thought of lying to Hagrid than anyone else. OTP.

She’s certainly not encouraging Harry to try new stuff. How is that supposed to help him improve? How is that supposed to make him do better?

“How are you doing that?” demanded Hermione, who was redfaced and whose hair was growing bushier and bushier in the fumes from her cauldron; her potion was still resolutely purple.

“Add a clockwise stir—”

“No, no, the book says counterclockwise!” she snapped.

Harry shrugged and continued what he was doing.

For or the rest of the week’s Potions lessons Harry continued to follow the Half-Blood Prince’s instructions wherever they deviated from Libatius Borage’s, with the result that by their fourth lesson Slughorn was raving about Harry’s abilities, saying that he had rarely taught anyone so talented. Neither Ron nor Hermione was delighted by this. Although Harry had offered to share his book with both of them, Ron had more difficulty deciphering the handwriting than Harry did, and could not keep asking Harry to read aloud or it might look suspicious. Hermione, meanwhile, was resolutely plowing on with what she called the “official” instructions, but becoming increasingly bad-tempered as they yielded poorer results than the Prince’s.

In fact

(dyslexic!Ron dyslexic!Ron dyslexic!Ron)

Well isn’t that fun? Harry is being the “best” at something... and Hermione doesn’t like it.

Incredibly, and to Hermione’s increasing resentment, Harry’s best subject had suddenly become Potions, thanks to the Half-Blood Prince.

she seems

The only person who did not find these charms amusing was Hermione, who maintained a rigidly disapproving expression throughout and refused to talk at all if Harry had used the Muffliato spell on anyone in the vicinity.

to hate

Hermione's expression could not have been any smugger; she had loathed being out-performed in every Potions class. She was now decanting the mysteriously separated ingredients of her poison into ten different crystal phials. More to avoid watching this irritating sight than anything else, Harry bent over the Half-Blood Prince's book and turned a few pages with unnecessary force.

that Harry is doing great.

(Oh look. Harry is irritated at the mere sight of Hermione. Well that’s definitely a hint they should marry!!! /s)

“Are you telling me,” said Hermione, “that you're going to go back—?”

“And get the book? Yeah, I am,” said Harry forcefully. "Listen, without the Prince I'd never have won the Felix Felicis. I'd never have known how to save Ron from poisoning, I'd never have—”

“—got a reputation for Potions brilliance you don't deserve,” said Hermione nastily.

And then let’s remember Hermione still nattering about Occlumency through Deathly Hallows, or how she breaks Harry’s wand and Harry is “desiring nothing more than to get away from her”, and all that... ah but of course you won’t ever see that in all your “Harmony” analyses, because there’s no way to spin that positively... ha ha ha...

Accomplishing his mission from Dumbledore? Saving Ron’s life? Nah, Hermione is more concerned with one thing: having her top spot back.

*slow clap* Friend. Of. The. Year. Why does anyone like this character again? Selfish brat.

he reminds her that there are more important things than books and cleverness

You have again stolen Ron’s qualities to pretend they’re Harry’s/Hermione’s.

And here they come... the receipts... all the receipts...

This happens right during the Firebolt fight. It’s still Ron who cares for Hermione, even though he’s angry with her, while Harry is like “oh ok but gotta finish Snape’s essay tho”. Priorities.

“How’s she doing it?” Ron muttered to Harry one evening as Harry sat finishing a nasty essay on Undetectable Poisons for Snape. Harry looked up. Hermione was barely visible behind a tottering pile of books.

“Doing what?”

“Getting to all her classes!” Ron said. “I heard her talking to Professor Vector, that Arithmancy witch, this morning. They were going on about yesterday’s lesson, but Hermione can’t’ve been there, because she was with us in Care of Magical Creatures! And Ernie McMillan told me she’s never missed a Muggle Studies class, but half of them are at the same time as Divination, and she’s never missed one of them either!”

Harry didn’t have time to fathom the mystery of Hermione’s impossible schedule at the moment; he really needed to get on with Snape’s essay. Two seconds later, however, he was interrupted again, this time by Wood. - Prisoner of Azkaban

It’s Ron who understands that Hermione is driving herself mad. Ron, not Harry. Bye, can’t hear you over the canon facts.

“I don’t believe it!” Hermione wailed. “Was Professor Flitwick angry? Oh, it was Malfoy, I was thinking about him and I lost track of things!”

“You know what, Hermione?” said Ron, looking down at the enormous Arithmancy book Hermione had been using as a pillow. “I reckon you’re cracking up. You’re trying to do too much.”

“No, I’m not!” said Hermione, brushing her hair out of her eyes and staring hopelessly around for her bag. “I just made a mistake, that’s all! I’d better go and see Professor Flitwick and say sorry... I’ll see you in Divination!” - Prisoner of Azkaban

Later on...

Hermione looked down at her hardly touched plate of food, then put her knife and fork down upon it and pushed it away from her.

"Oh c'mon, 'Er-my-knee," said Ron, accidentally spraying Harry with bits of Yorkshire pudding. "Oops - sorry, 'Arry -" He swallowed. "You won't get them sick leave by starving yourself!"

"Slave labor," said Hermione, breathing hard through her nose. "That's what made this dinner. Slave labor."

And she refused to eat another bite.

[…]

"Treacle tart, Hermione!" said Ron, deliberately wafting its smell toward her. "Spotted dick, look! Chocolate gateau!"

But Hermione gave him a look so reminiscent of Professor McGonagall that he gave up. - Goblet of Fire, chapter 12

Dinner was a subdued affair that night. Harry and Ron did not talk much, but ate with gusto, having studied hard all day. Hermione, on the other hand, kept putting down her knife and fork and diving under the table for her bag, from which she would seize a book to check some fact or figure. Ron was just telling her that she ought to eat a decent meal or she would not sleep that night, when her fork slid from her limp fingers and landed with a loud tinkle on her plate. - Order of the Phoenix, chapter 31

Hmm, now it looks to me that Harry is mostly oblivious to Hermione and it’s Ron who’s taking care of her. But hey, “hArMoAnY” I guess!

Ron's humour gets on Hermione's nerves

Fake news, it’s actually Harry’s humour that Hermione doesn’t like.

Really, just read this essay, written by someone who actually read the books without cherry-picking them, it should show you how blatanly wrong you are.

her cleverness does the same to him.

*deep breath*

WHY YOU ALWAYS LYIIIIIIN, WHY THE FUCK YOU LYIIIIIIN, OH MY GOD STOP FUCKIN LYING

Again, a comprehensive list of BOOK QUOTES because I’ve dedicated too much time to proving you wrong: https://www.quora.com/How-many-times-has-Ron-Weasley-supported-Hermione-and-told-her-how-amazing-and-talented-she-is/answer/Issy-Dodds

Anyway Anon...

Your ‘Harmony’ is built on a pile of lies, blatant Ron Weasley erasure and a creepy fetishistic obsession with making a teenage girl look like she’s the ideal life partner for a guy who blatantly does NOT want her to be his life partner. Yall have issues.

#vivi answers #ask #anti harmony #harry potter #hermione granger #ron weasley #not just the clown but the whole circus #hp meta

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tinyboxxtink · 3 years

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Build Me Up Buttercup *FINALE*

Note: I am a grown woman, I swear. But I don’t enjoy writing…”smut”. It just creeps me out tbh. I don’t know why, but that’s my line. BUT, I know that you all have probably waited for some sexy time, so I’m gonna do my best. But I’ll tell you right now if you’re looking for some seriously smutty smut, you’re gonna be disappointed. I do better with the floof.

That being said, I hope you like the ending! Stay tuned for an epilogue, I just really wanted a nice and clean number of chapters.

Thanks to @wanniiieeee and @chasingeverybreakingwave my biggest fans. <3

Also also I has to include this gif. Idk where it's from but it just fiits with how I felt writing it. So sue me. 😅

The Entire Saga:

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Epilogue

Rafael had come to your room already sans tie and jacket, so you didn’t have much to get off; but damn these suspenders! Normally you thought they were the cutest things, always matching his jacket and tie. But right now, they were standing in the way between you and sexy time.

You tried your best to smoothly remove them from his shoulders, but then you didn’t know what to do with them. You fondled around his belt while he started kissing your neck, moaning pleasures into your hair. You were trying so hard to focus on getting his pants off but it was so damn hard with this sex god of a man trying to eat you alive.

“Ay, carino…” Rafael pulled back from your neck to snap off the latches to his suspenders, tossing them to the floor.

“Thanks, those were worse than trying to get off a bra!” You giggled, Rafael’s eyes widened.

“You’ve undone bras….?” A mischievous grin crawled across his face.

“I’m very versatile,” you gave him a wink, to which he responded with even more voracious nibbling and rubbing all over your body. He kissed a trail down your stomach, undoing your jeans. You moaned in pleasure, bucking against his mouth as he pulled them off.

“Commando, hmmm? My my you are full of surprises, detective,” He said with a devilish grin, rubbing around your opening, which was completely soaked by now.

“mmmMmMmMmMmM….” You couldn’t form words, which for you was no easy feat.

“Nothing to say? You’re usually so chatty…” He continued his teasing, the grin across his face growing every second. You still couldn’t speak, only whimper-- begging him to enter you. He ever so slowly pushed two fingers inside of you, feeling and massaging every bit of your walls as he did so. You responded as he would hoped, rolling your body in sync with his motions, your whimpering growing louder.

“Raff-f-f-f-f-f-f……” You cried, begging him to be inside of you.

“Yes, carino?” He smirked, quickening his insertions. “What do you need?”

“Y-Y-You….” you bit your lip, your body started to shake violently. Jesus Christ you were going to come before he even put it in!

“Oh? You need me to do what…??” His voice was soft and playful, though right now all you could think was he was being totally diabolical. His two fingers kept their pace, and then slowly, ever so lightly, he ran his tongue over your slit.

That was it, you couldn’t help yourself-- waves of climax rushed you, your body flooding Rafael’s mouth, to which he lapped up with pleasure.

“Mmm, carino you taste so good,” He smirked, licking his lips and moving back up towards you face.

“Come the fuck on man, really? You made the touchdown in the first down!” You scrunched your face, trying to be mad he made you come so fast, but also totally exhilarated because….well because he made you come so fast.

“Oh please, like you can’t revv up for another one, detective? The game’s just started…” he grinned, pulling you into more kisses. You pulled back and paused for a second, he stopped what he was doing when he noticed the look on your face.

“What? What did I do? Did I hurt you?” He looked around frantically, looking for any sign of harm.

“No no no, not at all,” You grabbed his face to look you in the eyes.

“Then why do you look like you're about to cry, carino?” He looked at you with those soft green eyes, the eyes that you could get lost in for hours.

“....No guy has ever let me….go, more than once,” You bit your lip and looked down in embarrassment. He immediately picked your chin right back up and looked at you with complete seriousness.

“You, are going to ‘go’ as many times as you want tonight, Amor. I promise,” He stroked your hair, wiping stray tears from your face for the second time that day.

But this time, they were happy tears. It was true, the jerks you usually slept with were all about themselves, as soon as they went they were done. If you had gone before, great. But if not, well nine times out of ten you were in the bathroom finishing yourself off. You’d certainly never had a man put you first, for anything.

“Now, are you ready for me, because I don’t think I can last much longer without being inside your beautiful walls,” He undid his belt and pulled his member through his boxers. He really did want to do this, but there was no way in hell any part of his clothes were touching that floor. You noticed this and couldn’t help but laugh, nodding a vigorous YES. He smiled and kissed you again, passionately and hard, slipping inside you as he did so.

If your moaning before hadn’t woken anyone up, it was happening now. Your legs bent and began wrapping around his neck, allowing him to enter you deeper. You lost all sense of time, place, sense, of being-- just pleasure filled your world. You were so uninhibited you didn’t realize your body was responding by wrapping your legs tighter and tighter around Rafael’s neck, trying desperately to get him as deep as you could.

“....Uh….baby we might need a safe word,” you heard him choking, snapping you back to reality. You instantly released his head from your thighs, a horrified look now replaced your ecstasy face.

“Oh my god, I am so sorry Rafa! Are you ok?!” You sat up, but not enough to let him outside of you.

“Oh I’m more than ok,” he growled, plunging back into you. But this time, he pushed you up against the headboard, so when your legs pulled a venus fly trap again they pulled his waist and not his neck. You took the moment to undo your own bra and tossed your lucky t-shirt to the floor. It had done its job, and then some.

Rafael resumed pumping in and out of you, massaging your breasts and gnawing at your neck as he did so. Your hands grabbed his back, your nails dragging down it slowly, but very hard. You heard Rafael wince in pain for a second, and you realized you were hurting him again.

“Oh shit I’m so--” You tried apologizing, but his hand clamped over your mouth.

“Don’t you ever apologize to me for enjoying yourself, carino. You hear me?”

He looked at you very seriously, you bit the inside of your mouth to keep from crying again. You just nodded YES once again, and his face softened back into a smile, now kissing your mouth as he pumped faster.

You felt yourself getting ready again, the pleasure inside you rising like a fireball. Your moans grew even louder, and you prayed to God the squad wouldn’t burst in the door because it literally sounded like you were being murdered.

“Ah, ready to go together, mi vida?” He purred, massaging your nipple. Once again speechless, you nodded YES-- He quickened his pace, faster than ever before as you screamed like a banshee, letting go; the second time was even more mind blowing, if that was possible. You heard him half laugh half moan with completion, as he pulled out quickly and ejected on the bed next to you. Exhausted, he fell back down on your stomach, his boner slowly draining.

“What was so funny, counselor?” You raised an eyebrow.

“I was thinking that any member of the squad could burst in here at any second because you sounded like I was straight up murdering you,” he chuckled, then noticed you staring at him in shock. “What?”

“That’s legit what I was thinking,” you half laughed as well.

“Great minds,” he smiled, standing up and grabbing a washcloth from the bathroom. He cleaned his groin off, then glanced at the now soaking wet comforter all around you.

“Well, we sure contributed to the collection,” he chuckled, motioning towards the bed. Your eyes darted around, seeing all the spots from both of your fluids. All of a sudden, this was seriously skeevy.

“Ewww…..” You jumped up, grabbing your bra and t-shirt, then moved around to the foot of the bed, grabbing your jeans. You both just stood there for a moment, basking in each other’s afterglow. Finally you looked down at the floor, remembering how you got here.

“What was that?” His voice knocked you back to reality.

“What?” you acted oblivious.

“That. That look. Where did you go?” he asked; you took a very long pause, debating whether or not to tell him. But if you were going to end up being together, you didn’t want any secrets between you.

“....I need to tell you something,” you bit your lip nervously.

“That sounds serious,”

“Well it kinda is. Maybe. Probably not. But…” you rambled, but he stopped you.

“Just--” he put his hands on your shoulders.

“Tell me”

You took a deep breath, threw up a hail mary and looked at him with wary eyes.

“....I slashed my tire,” You squeaked. You expected him to yell, or lecture you, but he just laughed.

“Are you serious?” he continued to laugh.

“Yes! I...we needed our ‘moment’,” you made a face; saying it aloud to someone else suddenly sounded so insane.

“Our moment….?” Rafael was clearly clueless.

“Long story,” You waved your hands dismissively, Rafael was so tired he let it go. He did chuckle again, kissing your forehead.

“That, is probably the craziest thing a girl-- no, anyone has ever done just to kiss me,” He smirked.

“It was my room mate’s idea!” You exclaimed, not really knowing why that made it any better.

“Well I’m glad they came up with it, and I’m glad you’re nutty enough to listen,” He chuckled again, this time kissing your lips. The kiss lasted a few seconds before he pulled away slowly, raising his eyebrows.

“Don’t tell Liv,” He warned, and you couldn’t help but giggle.

“I need a shower, care to join me?” You smirked, walking towards him and jiggling your tatas jokingly at him.

“As tempting as that sounds...I should at least try to get a nap in. If you think I was grumpy this morning, imagine me on less sleep,” He shook his head, pecking your lips.

“And where exactly are you going to ‘nap’, counselor?” You raised an eyebrow.

“I’m going to lay my jacket on the bed and sleep on it, and then burn it when we get back,” he chuckled, walking towards the door.

“I’ll see you in...5 hours?!” He groaned with a pained expression.

“Hey, it’s okay…” You held your clothes in one hand and held onto the door with the other, kissing his lips softly as he stood in your doorway.

“I promise, we’ll stop at a Starbucks the second we see one,” you grinned, his eyes lighting up.

“Well alright then! I’ll see you then…” he kissed you once more before walking back to his own room. You shut the door and slid down to the floor still naked, ignoring all the diseases you were certainly subjecting yourself to. All you could think about was him, and all you could feel was happy.

Now if it could only last once you hit that city line.

After your shower, you took every single towel in your room and laid them across the bed, pillows covering the ‘sex’ side. You put your t-shirt back on and crawled carefully into the sheets, almost not caring at this point because you were so exhausted; for many reasons.

Before you knew it, there was a banging at your door.

“Yo Y/N!!! Rise and shine!!! It’s like 5 till 6, if we’re not at your car ASAP, Liv is gonna murder us all,” You heard Sonny yell through the door.

“Thanks, Sonny. Be right there,” You yelled back, letting out a yawn.

You would be cranky, having only gotten maybe 4 or 5 hours. But you were still flying high on Rafa’s sex.

You threw your clothes back on and ran outside towards your car where everyone else was already waiting.

“Here she is,” Olivia looked at you, then Rafael, then back to you again.

“....What?” You asked innocently.

“You came from your own room,” She raised her eyebrows, causing both of you to look at each other.

“Well, duh. Where else would I have been, Sergeant?” You laughed nervously, shaking your head.

Once again Olivia looked from you, to Rafael, to you again, and this time she smirked.

“Nowhere...” She replied just as the tow truck pulled up with a new tire.

Everyone else looked about as rough as you felt, except Rafael who was beaming.

“You’re mighty chipper for not having any coffee yet, counselor,” you smirked.

“Oh, I drank something much more enticing earlier,” he winked, making you blush and hit him hard across the shoulder.

“NO,” you warned, trying your best to be serious but losing wildly as he stared back at you with a tongued smile.

“Alright, you should be good to go,” The mechanic pulled a receipt off his tablet printer and handed it to you.

“You might not wanna make any more enemies here darlin, it looks like someone slashed that tire,” He added as he got in his truck. Everyone turned to face you, you immediately jumped into the driver’s seat of your car.

“We don’t wanna get stuck in rush hour!” You laughed nervously, starting the car. Rafael shook his head with a laugh and got into the passenger’s side, the other four piled in the back once again.

“...You owe me babysitting money,” Rollins whispered into your ear with a smirk. She would be mad, if she wouldn’t have done the same thing to be alone with Sonny.

The drive home was much less eventful than the day before, your only stop being the Starbucks run you promised Rafael. Sonny had made sure to pee twice, not wanting another lecture.

You felt your chest tighten as you approached a sign reading “WELCOME TO NEW YORK CITY”-- Why were you nervous? As if some magic force was going to strike the car as soon as you hit the city line if both of you weren’t in sync with your decision? Why wouldn’t you be? You had been just fine when you left.

And still, you found yourself taking a deep breath as you passed the sign.

You were still holding it when you felt Rafael’s hand take yours.

“Still wanna do this?” He smiled, looking back at Liv before focusing on your eyes intently. Your breath slowly exited your chest, tears lining your eyes.

“Absolutely,” you grinned, squeezing his hand tightly.

“Music?” You dropped his hand, going for your phone and opening Spotify.

“You know it...Buttercup,” He winked, as you hit the song that started it all.

So build me up buttercup but don’t break my heart…..<3

#rafael barba #rafael barba x you #rafael barba x reader #rafael barba imagine #law and order special victims unit #law and order svu #law and order svu fanfiction #build me up buttercup #chasingeverybreakingwave

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zumpietoo · 2 years

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Ummm....nobody "knows your love" for Tabi, because this is, I believe the first time you've EVER mentioned her in a positive manner....but so far, cool to see you actually sorta defending her/acknowledging she's possessed (tho Zalben is hardly an authority, so hilarious that's your "proof"). And no, only Slizzystans are upset about the typewriter...so fail on that.

Also, to note: you already "love her" when she's in mammy role, only....

So you love her even tho she's "underdeveloped/a Mary Sue" (FYI, the Mary Sue is Slizzy, in the eyes of you Slizzystans)---and now her defining quality is pathological jealousy? While, in fact, Slizzy is being a goading cuntwipe? Got it....

Also, dude....Slizzy? Not all that...

No, we see through all your racist dog whistles and bad, disgusting stereotypes....that's on YOU, not us...

But "I liked Tabitha before it was cool" also isn't gonna save you. Especially when you've announced "well yeah, she has no personality other than pathological envy and helpful bestie, but when she knows he place, she's GREAT!!!"

Also, why then, do you dislike Jabitha? The entire reason WE like it is because she's a great person, the only one who had Jug's back and helped him through everything.....and has loved him since he turned down her grandpa's $$$.....so why wouldn't you want him with somebody like that?

Umm.....we liked her all along, but we also saw that she was planned as Jug's GF. And yes, it's possible to like her AND also that we like her with Jughead. Plus, this is hilarious coming from Slizzystans who only view Jughead as Slizzy's reward, anyway....

Meanwhile, WTF do you even MEAN "she is not entitled to the relationship"? How and why? Sure she is and it isn't your choice to make anyway, because you don't write the fucking show, moron.

We're free to call you racist, because you ARE. Your post, again, fully demonstrates that.

And, how, again, do you claim to "like her for her" when you claim she has no personality and only like her when she's helping other peeps besides Jughead? Because that's literally the most racist thing ever...

Ummm.....first off, you high handed little twat, don't tell others what to do and think....secondly, no. Thirdly, maybe stop being so fucking racist if you don't like having it pointed out to you, hmmm????

Her color absolutely influences the things you say. Because you're all fucking racists. Again, as you've fully demonstrated here....

And absolutely you've called her offensive names and then waved the victim card....

Also, yes, OFC Tabitha will be linked to the canon, current ship she's half of.

Stop trying to control other people and go look in the mirror and see how fucking bigoted you are "for gods sake".

You can like whatever you want.....but you need to actually explain how this works....which you failed at.

And you need to stop with all the dog whistles and code words, you disgusting little cuntwipe

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rakimaiirisa · 3 years

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The jungle of the inn keepers door bell caught Thoralds attention and he looked up from his mead hopefully. A woman stood in the doorway, an unsure look on her face as she peered into the dimly lit inn. Remembering the description his employer gave, Thorald jumped to his feet and hurried to her, extending a hand in welcome. "Are you Arisa Bear-Tooth?" He asked and the woman nodded. "In the flesh" she said cheerfully.

He led her to the table he had occupied earlier and called for the serving girl to bring him two tankards of hunningbrew mead. Taking a deep swig of her drink, Arisa sighed happily.

"It's been awhile since I had some good mead. But let's get to business..Why did you want to interview me?" She asked.

Thorald nodded, "You're the dragonborn, the one the Greybeards called for, m’lady. The people of Skyrim want to know more about you and my employer, The Black Horse courier,wants to be the one to tell your story. Please allow me to be the one to tell it"

Arisa looked down at her tankard for a moment then took a deep breath. " Alright. But if your expecting tales of daring adventure, you're going to be disappointed.."

He shook his head, "I just want your take on things, m’lady, Nothing more. " She smiled at him and he noticed the amusement in her eyes. "You can call me Arisa, m’lady is so formal." she said. He nodded slowly. "Ok then.. Arisa, let's get started." He pulled out a leather bound journal and pheasant quill out of his bag. Placing them on the table, he readied himself to write.

1. What is your full name?

"Arisa laenhal Bear-Tooth."

2. "Do you know why you named that?"

"My father and mother fell in love with the name. Had I been a boy, my father wouldve given me a Nordic name, since I tend to look like my mothers race more. (Noting his confusion, she shrugged.) I am half nord/half mer. I look like my mother more then my father, Tho there are some traits he passed along.(she pulled back her hair and Thorald noticed her pointed ears from her mer ancestry) . My middle name is in honor of my bosmer grandmother. I've never met her tho. She passed before my birth. As for my surname, myfather insisted that I take my mothers. He said he didn't want me to suffer the prejudice he faced, especially when dealing with my mothers people."

3. "Are you single or taken?"

Looking down at her mead, she sighed. "Single and I'm only interested in one person. And I don't want discuss who it is."

The jingle of the door bell made them look up. A tall lean dark haired nord with messy circular black war paint around his eyes stood in the doorway. He glanced at them then walked to the bar, the innkeeper Hulda, greeting him fondly. Thorald recognized him, one of the companion's from Jorvaskkr. As he turned back to Arisa, he noted the wistful look on her face. Could this be the person she was talking about earlier? Maybe this could be in a future story! He mentally rejoiced at the thought.

4. "Have any powers or abilities?"

"Since I'm the dragonborn, I can shout like the dragons, without needing training to use the Thuum . I'm very good with destruction and conjuration spells. And according to Eyorland Grey-mane, I'm not bad at working the forge.

5. (Taking a chance)."Stop being a Mary sue. Give me the details, Arisa. "

"You might want to not ask me in that tone or consider the interview over." He apologized, noting the hard look in her eyes and inwardly cringing. Don't blow this,you idiot! You might never get another chance to ask her anything again. he thought.

6.,"whats your eye color?"

" blue."

7. "Hair color? "

"Dark brown."

8. "Have any family members? "

"My father, Rilgor NightSky and my mother, Elena Bear-Tooth. I am a only child.

9." Oh, how bout pets?"

"I have my horse, Stepper. He's a good horse, very reliable and runs like the wind when I need him too."

10. Moving on to something different, Are there things you don't like?"

Laughing , she said " Spiders and Draugr overlords. Been poisoned and blown off my feet too many times to count."

11. "Do you have any activities or hobbies you like to do?"

"Tinkering with the dwemer automatons I find, I also like to try to create new spells. My attempts have been a hit or miss so far."

12." Have you hurt anyone on purpose before? "

"I've tried not to."

13. "Ever…killed anyone before? "

Not if they didn't deserve it.

14. "What kind of animal are you? "

(She grinned and Thorald noticed that her canines seemed a bit longer then normal.) "What do you think?" . "How bout we skip that question?" He said hastily. He didn't want to know.

15. " Name your bad habits?"

(She shrugged.) Procrastinating is one thing I can think of. And blowing my money on things I enjoy. That wouldnt be a problem but I tend to overspend and then I find myself broke until the next job comes along..

16. "Do you look up to anyone at all?"

I have great respect for my shield brothers and sisters of Jorvaskkr. I have learned a lot from them.

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?

I enjoy men and women.

18. Do you go to school?

I study with Vignar Grey-mane and Vilkas. They are teaching me the history of tamriel. Vilkas is also trying to teach me how to handle the transactions for the guild. (She frowns slightly) That's not going so well to be honest.

19. "Do you ever want to be married and have children?"

"I don't know...I would like to get married but children? I'm hardly ever home so I'm not sure. I guess it just depends.

20. "Do you have any fanboys or girls? "

I'm not sure.

21. What are you most afraid of?

Hmmm.. I guess letting life pass me by.... And losing people who are precious to me.

22. "What do you usually wear?

Depends on the weather, but I prefer light clothing and armor.

23.whats one food that tempts you?

Snowberry Crostata. Tilma makes the best but Huldas isn't that bad either.

24. "Am I annoying to you? "

(Shrugs) I've dealt with worse.

25. "Well, it's not over.! "

(Another shrug) it's fine.

26.what class are you(low/middle/high?"

When I was with my parents, I was, considered middle. Living in whiterun.. I guess you could say im still middle. I own breezehome and im still able to provide for myself.

27.

"How many friends do you have? "

Im friendly with the whiterun citizens and I can count on my shield brothers and sisters to back me up so quite a few.

28.

"What are your thoughts on pie? "

The only pie sold in whiterun is apple and I am just not a fan of it. Sometimes Hulda will give me one for helping her cut firewood bithe I just give it to Farkas or Vilkas when I see them.

30.

"Favorite drink?"

It's some brew Farkas made. He's calls it the sabrecat stunner. It's really strong but man, so good.

31.

"Whats your favorite place?"

Hmmm.. I have to say Jorvaskkr. It's noisy but there's something comforting about it. Plus, Tilma is a great cook!

#skyrim #arisa #oc asks #oc prompts #been in my drafts forever

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hookahmancer · 3 years

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Coldsteel: Hot and Cold part 1

The howling sirens of the Mobius City bank can be heard from across the village, out running with a big sack of money is none other than the nefarious naydoer Coldsteel.

He pulls down his bandito mask just long enough to tell the chasing guards behind him "nothing person-el wagie cucks!" The guards stop and gasp

"He took off his mask! We've been exposed!" "He really is the most vile!"

He sneers but in his path is Amy Rose.

"What do you think you're doing Coldsteel?" He looks around confused

"You're not Sonic. What was he busy or something? Sending his poor little..." He looks up and down her body. "Sister? To umm...buh"

"SISTER?! I'll have you know little man I'm Sonic's future wife!"

"I doubt that..." She grumbles and pulls her hammer back and he mutters "oh shit" and runs towards his left. She yells for him to come back here and in the far distance "nothing person-el kiddo!"

She grumbles and says "what trash..." The guards have these smirks on their face.

"What are you two smirking about?!"

"Nothing kiddo. Nothing at all." "He calls everyone kid."

"It's about context Amy. You know if you plan to win Sonic's heart you gotta pick up on these things."

Meanwhile as Coldsteel is still running he starts getting short on breath.

"Wow this running stuff is hard work how does Sonic do it?! Imma take a smoke break. That'll reinvigorate me. Smoking is way better than cholesterol riddled chili dogs." As he starts vaping he realizes where he is.

"Wait...isn't this one of Eggman's territories? Oh that schizo could be of great use to me!" He puts his vape away, grabs his money sack and heads toward the entrance where this giant spike robot looks down at him assessing.

"Hedgehog... Not Sonic, not Shadow, state your name and business."

"Coldsteel. Business is let me in or else."

"Threat assessment confirmed. Hate that hedgehog." Spikes come out of it's body that Coldsteel easily avoids, but realizes he can't make physical contact with the robot without those spikes prodding into him.

"I probably should've thought this through... How does friggin Shadow do it?! Oh wait he has a gun. I should probably get me one of those. I mean now that I have MONEY I can... But..."

Eggman's fortress doors slide open and Dr. Eggman walks out aggravated.

"What is all this commotion about? HEDGEHOG!"

"Wo wo there Eggy! I didn't come here to fight but make a deal!"

Eggman raises his hand to have the spike robot stand down "I'm listening..."

Coldsteel plops down the sack revealing the swathes of cash inside.

"I got all this money see? And I'm willing to pay you a large sum of it to make me something..."

"Pthfft. I am a SCIENTIST! What good is your money to me?! I'm basically a god! If I want something I can just create it. Perfect it. Your money is no good here, go home."

Coldsteel puts on a Joe Biden voice "comeon man!"

"What would you even have had me build you? Some sorta ray gun to nuke that insipid Shadow? Perhaps some sorta quantum accelerator boots so you could fight toe to toe with Sonic?"

"Man you are a one track mind Scrambled Eggs. No I don't want anything like that. Use that genius of yours to create something useful like a love potion."

Eggman squeels a bit but plays it off as a cough at being called a genius.

"A love potion you say? Such trivial engineering and morally incomprehensible! Why would I manipulate the thoughts and feelings of the neurological pathways of Sonic or one of his annoying friends just to rattle them with false dopamine and serotonin?!"

"Cause we're BAD GUYS you fucking..." Coldsteel rubs his nasal cavity.

"Look, if lets say as an example, you used a love potion on Sonic."

"ARE YOU INSANE PURPLE HEDGEHOG?!"

"Figuratively green eggs and ham! If you used a love potion on Sonic, he'd stop ruining your evil plans. Than you could do whatever you want!"

Eggman strokes his mustache and paces.

"I see your point...However, my relationship with that...hedgehog is complex enough as it is. I don't need to make the situation worse with..."

"Well it's not for YOU, IIII want the love potion to use on..."

"There is NO WAY I'm going to develop a love potion for you to defeat MY sworn enemy!"

"Holy crap I'm gonna kick you in those two little eggs of yours dangling. IT'S NOT FOR SONIC!!!"

"Hmmm..." Eggman paces around some more playing with his hands.

"The answer is still no. Your intention to bait out one of his little friends is commendable, but"

"Oh I see. You just can't do it."

"That's not it at all I just..." Coldsteel grabs his money sack

"You're not a genius at all. You're just some incel playing with his dangerous toys!"

"How dare you?! Fine hedgehog, I will devise you the weaponry you so desire...but it will be on my terms as you are incapable of realizing how volatile playing with emotions can be!"

"Yeah yeah yeah, great. Free will and all that fortune cookie goodness. Let's just do it!"

Later Eggman is mixing together compounds in his lab, puts it in a dart vial, and loads it into a gun. Pointing it around squinting one eye.

"So whom is the intended target hedgehog?"

"Well, I don't know her name, but she's pink, and has this hammer, and..."

Eggman fumbles almost dropping the gun but catches it. "AMY?! YOU'RE PLANNING TO SHOOT AMY OF ALL PEOPLE?!"

"Watch where you're aiming that thing hard boiled!"

Eggman smirks.

"I'll admit. I had my doubts at first...but that is a diabolical plan! Amy has obsessed over Sonic for such a long time, to suddenly lose those feelings for you would leave a subconscious impression Sonic was no good for her. Her infatuation for you will turn into a bitter resentment for Sonic and SHE will be my weapon!"

"...Yes. Yes that's totally what I was thinking. Now gimme the gun." Eggman pulls it away

"As if I would trust something of my creation in the hands of greasy grubby hedgehog hands! I'll be the one doing the shooting!"

"...please no." "Come hedgehog. We have a soldier to recruit into our villainous army!"

As they're hiding in some bushes with binoculars Any is talking with Sonic and Tails about something or another. Eggman whispers to Coldsteel. "Do you see them?"

Coldsteel is checking out up Amy's skirt while she playfully fidgets talking to Sonic.

"Oh I see'em..."

"Alright than I'm going to take the shot. In 3...2...1!"

He shoots the dart and in all her little movements and dancing smitten over Sonic it just misses her and Tails is shot right in the chest with the dart.

"Darn it I missed."

"Eggman I swear to God I'm gonna hang your webos as a trophy."

The heroes are freaking out. "Where did that dart come from?!" Amy screams and Sonic traces it from that angle to the bushes they're hiding it and sees figures in them and runs over drop kicking Eggman right in the face while Tails is having a panic attack saying "is it poison?! Am I gonna die Amy?!"

Sonic thrashes on Eggman "I knew you were a nasty ambre Eggshit but I didn't think you'd stoop so low as to do something like this!"

Coldsteel is hyping Sonic up like "yeah Sonic, kick him again! That Egg punk is getting everything that's coming to him!"

"Mutiny! Treason! All you hedgehogs are alike..."

"Heh, nothing person-el kid."

Tails sees them essentially bullying Eggman and just starts to laugh.

Amy puts her hand on Tails shoulder "are you ok Tails?"

"I feel fine... Actually I feel great. Who, whose that other hedgehog over there just making fun off Eggbutt while Sonic"

Amy squints her eyes and clenches her fist. "Coldsteel!"

Coldsteel notices Amy has spotted him and says

"Well I'd love to stay Doctor but I uhh...I think I left my vape on."

"Don't leave me here with this blue brute! We're a team!"

Sonic about to punch Eggman again says "team?" And looks Coldsteel's way. Coldsteel looks around and makes a run for it. "Gotta go fast!"

He runs for it and trips "ahhh fuck! Me knee!"

Tail gasps and flies over there as quickly as he can. As Any and Sonic notice Tails is acting strange.

"Are you ok Coldsteel?" "Yeah, that just friggin hurt... Sonic never stumbles. Fricking Mary Sue ass nigga."

Tails giggles and says "hold on..." Pulls out a first aid kit with anti bacterial, napkins, and bandaids, and puts it on Coldsteel. "All better!" With a big innocent smile and Coldsteel smiles back.

Sonic yells at Tails "Tails get away from him. That guy is bad news!"

Tails gets up and scolds Sonic "Sonic you know what sorta psychopath Egg garbage is! He probably used to some sorta mind control device, or or...held his family hostage! Or maybe he thought we were the bad guys! Or..."

"Tails bro, you're acting really strange... Whatever Eggman infected you with. It's messing with your head."

"My head is fine! You're just...being a jerk!" Tails turns back to Coldsteel and holds his hand.

"You wanna stay a while Coldsteel? I'd love to show you the plane I've been working on! Maybe Any could cook us up a...well I mean her cooking stinks but she tries."

"I heard that you little twerp!"

Coldsteel rubs the back of his neck really uncomfortable at the predicament he's found himself in and says "Ehhh, sorry. But your friends are kinda right about me little guy."

"My name is Tails." "Yeah yeah Tails. Uhh... Y'see EGGMAN HERE kinda screwed up the plan."

"He does that a lot." "I'm noticing..."

Eggman is crying on the ground "WHERE'S MY BANDAID?!"

"So I'm gonna go..." "Please Mr. Coldsteel?" He sees the sadness is Tail's eyes, the suspicion in Sonic's, the disdain in Amy's, he raises his hand and Tails flinches thinking he's gonna hit him but just places it on top of his head.

"Nothing person-el kid..." And runs away. Amy screams "yeah you better run coward!"

Eggman is still sobbing and looks up at Tails

"C...could you spare a little of that oxytocin hormone scoring through your blood stream for a genius?" Tails just raises his chin up like the Skinner meme

"Pathetic..."

#sonic the hedgehog #fanfic #cold steel #sonic memes

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samclownchester · 4 years

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The day is June 15 2020

The time is 3 am

The situation is that the world has fallen into a pandemic of Covid-19, and my job closed down in March, leaving me with lots of time on my hands. Despite my doubts, I fell back into Supernatural, deep into it, and I am now rewatching it. I thought it would be fun to try and see how much I could remember from earlier seasons before I watch them all

I have watched up to 1x14 at this point, so those episodes are fresh in my mind, but lets see what else I remember

Season 1

“Dad’s on a hunting trip, and he hasn’t been home in a few days”

“Saving people, hunting things, the family business”

Sam’s girlfriend dies just like his mom did

Their dad is the point of the season but is only actually in like 3 episodes

Sam and Dean break up but get back together

Sam has VISIONS and moves things with his MIND

Meg is a demon, Sam has a bit of a crush on her

They find their dad, but don’t kill the demon

colt

Season 2

Dean dies in a car crash, John sells his soul for him and dies

Bobby Singer is best dad

Ellen and Jo and Ash exist

Purple Nurple

Gordon?

Lots of psychics! Sam can make friends??

Jk, it’s the hunger games

Sam gets stabbed in the back

Dean sells his soul for him

They kill Azazel I think??

“I have … demon blood in me?”

Season 3

Saving Dean from his demon deal

Groundhog day episode where Dean dies everyday

Gabriel?? (trickster)

Blonde Ruby (let’s hear it for Laurel Lance!)

Very short because there was a writers’ strike that year

Hell hounds

Season 4

Dean was “gripped tight and raised from perdition” by Castiel

Sam has a new gf! (Surprise, it’s Ruby in a new body! :o)

Why does she pretend to not know Dean when he first shows up? Is she lying to Sam about who she is this whole time?? Hmmm I wish I remembered

Time travel?? (Sam doesn’t get to come ☹ )

Demon blood

Demon blood detox ☹

Let’s kill Lilith

“Because it had to be you Sam”

“The boy with the demon blood”

Season 5

Dean is the Michael sword

Sam is messed up, trying to quit demon blood

Cas rebelled, and he did it, all of it, for Dean

Adam Winchester is a person who exists

Also I think this is the season with Jesse the antichrist who never shows up again it’s fine.

He only existed so they could have important conversations about nature vs nurture which honestly they should’ve just saved from when Jack was born but they didn’t know that was gonna happen

More time travel??

Future

Cas likes drugs

Team Free Will

Samifer

Fall into the cage

Dean goes to live with Lisa and Ben

The end?

Season 6

Cas is working with Crowley and spying on Dean but not talking to him like the pining idiot that he is

Dean can’t help but inspect monster happenings in town

Soulless!Sam

Dean finds Soulless Sam

Hanging out with some old dude?

Get Sam’s soul back

Meet Death?

Find out Cas is working with Crowley

O: Ultimate betrayal

???

Season 7

Leviathans

Godstiel?? Why?? Idr

Hallucifer

Please give Sam therapy

Sam goes to an asylum

Cas takes Sam’s trauma??

More leviathans

Dick?

Charlie!

Kevin!

Garth? Did we know him before. Idk, we know him now

Dean and Cas go to purgatory!

When does Cas die and walk into the lake? That’s before they go to Purgatory, right? Hmmmm but how does he come back

Cas is Emmanuel and has a wife? Is that in this season?

Season 8

Dean gets out of purgatory!

But no Cas

Sam had a girlfriend and a dog! Nice!

Not nice, he ignored Kevin and didn’t look for Dean

Like they agreed on, but whatever ok sue him for trying to be happy

Dean has a vampire boyfriend

Not so high and mighty about killing every monster are we now, huh Dean?

Right? I don’t remember, this is a conversation that happens though

He does end up killing Benny though, doesn’t he? huh

Cas is back from Purgatory! But he’s got Secrets ™

“I’m gonna become a hunter”

Then he stays in the old folks home and next time we see him he’s all wacky and likes to watch the bees?

Megstiel

You’re just playing sorry

Am I right?? I don’t remember, but all of this happens at some point

Who even is the big bad? What are we fighting? Idk

Oh we have to save Kevin from Crowley and he reads the demon tablet. Only eats hotdogs, doesn’t shave. I love him please keep him safe.

Spoilers, they don’t

Right! The trials, Sam does the trials, they “purify” him

The angels fall, but Sam doesn’t complete the trials and almost dies.

Season 9

Sam almost dies, Dean is like “right, nonconsensual possession is clearly the best answer for this”

Human!Cas, he drinks lots of water. Steve.

§ “you can’t stay here” :o

Abaddon I think?? What was the point

Crowley is sort of our friend now and I think we meet Rowena? Idr

Kevin dies ☹

“What is the upside to me being alive” – Sam

§ Maybe in this season, maybe not. Who knows?

Cas is a cannibal (eats grace) and becomes and angel again at some point

§ Hannah exists

We all hate Metatron

Cain??

Metatron stabs Dean and Sam puts his dead body on the bed

Demon!Dean

Season 10

Demon!Dean and Crowley are living it up!

Sam and Cas try to cure Dean

Charlie and Rowena interact a lot I think

Book of the Damned

When did they find the bunker? Men of Letters? All that? Idr, anyway they have it at this point

Dean kills lots of people

Charlie dies ☹

Dean blames Sam which is unfair and I hate it

They get the mark off and The DarknessTM is release

Season 11

The Baby episode exists

Really weird sexual tension between Dean and Amara while she’s still kind of a child, no one knows why. Please stop.

Cas gets called expendable and then makes poor life decisions

Lbr, though, Misha is the only other one who can play Lucifer with the same spirit as Mark Pellegrino. Sorry Jared, it’s the truth.

Eileen!! <3

Chuck is God :o

Let’s kill Amara!

Except we don’t kill her, she just needs to bond with her bro.

Here, have your mom back

Season 12

Mom????

British Men of Letters

Lucifer F*cks

Boy I didn’t think this would turn into what it did, let me tell you

Winchesters escape from Federal Prison

Cas says “I love you”

But like, the plural you. No homo.

Sam admits he lost his drive to lead, then finds it again and leads hunters against the dang brits! Hooray!

Oh shoot Lucifer wants custody of his kid!

FIGHT

Fatality – Castiel

Fatality – Mary

Oh no wait she didn’t die she’s just trapped.

Season 13

Jack jack jack jack jack

3 dads, all at various levels of dadding

Actually 2 excellent dads, one dad who is too emotionally damaged to dad but he tries sometimes

Yeah Cas pisses of a cosmic entity. That won’t come back to bite him

Jack just wants to be good

Wayward sisters was not picked up which sucks

Apocalypse world

Rowena is our friend now

Custody Battle!!! Who wins? Not Lucifer

We saved the day! And a ton of people

Literally they made a whole deal of the people being like “We won’t leave our home or our cause” and then they got back to Sam and Dean’s world, didn’t have archangel grace and were just like “meh, actually this place is cool. We don’t have to worry about going back”

Psych! We’re not done yet! Luci wants his kid

And Michael wants his planet

Season 14

Michael! Dean

Jack dies

But it’s ok, we fixed you, just don’t use your powers

Oh shoot he used his power

Nick is somehow alive

In love with Lucifer

Burn his ass!!

Oh Mary disapproves

RIP Mary

RIP Dean being a father, now he’s gonna murder

Hi Chuck, nice of you to show up

Oh no.

Season 15

Chuck sucks

Dean and Cas break up ☹

Sam has visions again

But he’s not psychic, it’s just the piece of his soul inside Chuck

Resurrect your girlfriend! Yeah!!

Jack is eating hearts, but it’s ok, Death told him to do it.

Garden of Eden?

Get your soul back boy!

And cry

Honorable mentions (Aka these happened but idr when)

Sam falls in love with a werewolf and then has to kill her and MAN Jared really brought the tears

AU where Supernatural is a TV show

Finding out Supernatural is a book series and the author is Chuck!

Crowley becomes helpful mostly

Crowley has a son??

Meet grandpa

Ellen, Jo, and Ash die

Bobby dies

literally everybody dies

Kill Hitler

They meet that Jewish guy with the Golem who pretended to flirt with Dean at some point.

Jimmy Novak was a devout man who deserved a lot better than he got

Claire Novak is so cool

She moves in with Jody

When do we meet Jody? She’s just always kinda been there?

Gabriel, I don’t remember anything about Gabriel

The council of the Gods’ happens and then I think Gabriel dies in that episode?? Idr

The Four Horsemen

Death, Pestilence, War, Famine

“You’re not hungry Dean”

I literally do not remember what was happening with these guys

Also, they killed Death, killed a reaper, that reaper became the new Death. I remember when all that happened I just didn’t feel like putting it in the timeline.

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simstationdance · 4 years

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@jeebie-sims asked: for the headcanon meme: Daniel Pleasant, Johnny Smith, and Mortimer Goth

ok so i apparently had a lot to say about these three, especially johnny and mortimer because they are favorites of mine. i was also inspired by the pictures u put in your answers to the shipping asks, so i decided to pair a few pictures with my answers.

i would’ve answered this as a regular ask, but for some reason, applying a read more to an ask applies it to the ‘question’ part of the post and not the actual body of the post where it should be, and not actually truncating the post at all. i couldn’t fix it no matter what i tried and eventually i gave up. tumblr is a Functional Website.

answers under the cut because i’m a turbo nerd who wrote way too much. i hope you enjoy it nonetheless

(headcanon ask meme)

Daniel Pleasant

Sexuality Headcanon: straight

Gender Headcanon: man

A ship I have with said character: daniel x marriage counseling. no, really.

ok but in all seriousness, it’s obvious that dan and mary sue really really need to work their shit out and i don’t think they could do it easily, if at all. if nothing else, they’d stay together for their public image I MEAN their kids whom they clearly love sooo muuuch

(meanwhile i’m certain angela and lilith - especially lilith - would rather their parents divorced because the tension in the house is so fucking thick you could cut it with a knife, and that’s not a healthy environment to grow up in)

i don’t really ship him with anybody, to be honest. i know he’s with kaylynn on the side but i don’t personally see her sticking around, especially in the aftermath of a destroyed marriage.

unless he actually gets his shit together, i can’t imagine him being able to fully commit to a relationship, as evidenced by his abysmal relationship with his own wife.

A BROTP I have with said character: hmmm. maybe dan and don would be friends? i mean, they’re both cheaters, and they’d become social pariahs for it, but they’d be in it together, at least. meanwhile, their respective marital exes can get together to actually have a happy relationship.

for all i know, don might’ve actually convinced dan to take the plunge into debauchery in the first place. like he was like “don’t you miss when you were a carefree bachelor, dan?” and dan’s like “yeah man i miss that life” because its obvious he’s going thru a mid life crisis, so don basically encourages him - wittingly or not - to cheat on his wife. and they’re probably unaware that they’re both dating the maid.

oh fuck. now that i think about it this makes perfect sense.

A NOTP I have with said character: i guess daniel and mary sue? like, it’s an obvious answer but i literally almost always expose him as a cheater to her when i play the pleasants lmao their relationship really does not stand a chance.

A random headcanon: daniel usually prefers peace and quiet, so the constant arguing between his daughters - mixed with his poor relationship with his wife and the secret he keeps from her at the start of the game - makes it very hard for him to want to be around his own family.

instead of taking more initiative to take control of his domestic life, daniel instead opts to run from his problems. because he’s a Bastard. he envies his sister for having a healthier marriage than he does, unaware (or unwilling to entertain the thought) that perhaps jennifer and john have their own problems too.

General Opinion over said character: daniel is an absolute wet moldy rag of a man and his soap-opera-esque suffering amuses me.

Mortimer Goth

Sexuality Headcanon: pansexual.

Gender Headcanon: man

A ship I have with said character: i mean, the obvious answer would be mortimer x bella 5evr. they really are, or... were, a lovely couple. back in the sims 1 days, they were the ‘adorably eccentric’ goth family.

his wife had her strange magic, and he had his weird science, and together they were a power couple to end all power couples. but the thing is, i don’t imagine their relationship was built to last. mortimer had far more ‘energy’ than bella did, and although they were a match, it was often difficult for her to keep up with him and his... mortimerisms. obviously bella had her quirks, but mortimer was something else. people often wondered how they managed to work together.

and as for his relationship with dina in the sims 2... well, the way i see it is, after bella’s disappearance, mortimer was utterly distraught. dina came to introduce herself and perhaps comfort him, since she was bella’s former sister in law, and in his weakness, things slowly escalated.

but even in his old age, mortimer is a highly intelligent and intuitive man who, i think, could read just about anyone like a book. if dina was just a run of the mill gold digger, he would’ve dropped her like a rock because he’s smarter than that. therefore, i’m almost certain that their relationship goes deeper than dina being interested in his wealth.

A BROTP I have with said character: this might seem odd, but mortimer and bonehilda in both the sims 1 and the sims 2. listen, i know she doesn’t appear in the sims 2... officially. but that doesn’t stop me from modding her into the game. and i have done exactly that.

the best part about acquiring the skeleton maid was that mortimer finally had somebody to ramble endlessly to about his latest ideas, the things that kept him up at night, but he didn’t want to bother bella while she was trying to sleep.

previously, he’d get an idea and would enthusiastically slams the door open like “BELLA I JUST HAD AN AMAZING IDEA!!!” and bella, laying in bed, would say “it’s the middle of the night and i have a golf tournament in the morning, dear.” and at that, mortimer would back out and slowly and quietly close the door.

so while bonehilda was tidying up the house, he would be essentially pacing around and talking to himself. thinking aloud helped him keep his thoughts in order - he has so many of them - and she would dutifully listen to his every word.

unfortunately he eventually had to retire the maid, she would frequently emerge from her coffin at inopportune times while bella was entertaining guests and they’d run out screaming.

bella also got tired of her drinking her cocktails and leaving puddles everywhere.

A NOTP I have with said character: i’d make jokes about it but i probably wouldn’t ship him with his skeleton maid. other than that i can’t think of any.

A random headcanon: mortimer is the very definition of mad scientist. open the page in the dictionary and you will find his picture.

being a knowledge sim, i feel like mortimer would do anything in the pursuit of knowledge, because he’s perpetually overwhelmed with curiosity and a desire to understand everything about the world, even if that often drives him to doing strange and, perhaps, unethical things in the name of science...

his curiosity led him to his chosen field in the first place. he was a bit of an amateur scientist even before then. as he rose through the ranks in his career and gained more notoriety for his scientific pursuits, he also took quite a lot of heat - some of his more bizarre experiments caused a great deal of scandals in his younger years.

he always managed to get back in the public’s favor, and he eventually got the last laugh against the press because he retired with a huge fortune.

General Opinion over said character: i’ve never been able to put my finger on it, but something about mortimer has always, ALWAYS felt extremely shady to me... and that’s what makes him interesting.

Johnny Smith

Sexuality Headcanon: bi

Gender Headcanon: man

A ship I have with said character: johnny x ophelia is cute, but johnny x ripp is also cute. you know what’s even cuter? all three of them together. they are so wholesome and good.

in my experience with strangetown (both in my current project and in an abandoned uberhood i did a while back), ripp usually has no romantic interest in ophelia and 100% interest in johnny, just on his own. their lack of feelings for each other, however, doesn’t stop them from both being with johnny, if they ever decided to do so. the only thing stopping them is their own personal convictions and... fear. as is the standard for these kinds of relationships, it would take a A Lot Of Work.

i’m sure johnny really loves them both, just in different ways. i see him as being the very physically affectionate friend who gives hugs out like candy and they both love him for it because they’re both touch starved as fuck. (that’s what you get when you have olive specter and buzz grunt as parental figures)

even tho it’s his first, the progression of his relationship with ophelia feels very natural to him. meanwhile, the idea of him and ripp together has never crossed his mind, not because he wouldn’t be interested, but because... um, well, he has a girlfriend, so... imagining himself with people other than his girlfriend would be weeeeird, you know? yeah...

he might also be a little oblivious, so that’s probably why he hasn’t picked up on ripp being weird around him yet. so ripp’s watching johnny be affectionate with ophelia like “god i wish that were me” and then johnny’s like “ripp are you ok” and ripp is like “haha yeah bro i’m great!!! :’)”

he’s always there for ophelia, and if ripp were willing to open up to johnny more often, he’d do the same for him.

A BROTP I have with said character: johnny!!! and!!! ripp!!!

whenever ripp is at johnny’s house, Which Is Often, they usually play SSX 3 together. johnny is better at it than ripp is, but at least ripp can beat him at darts on the dartboard on the back porch. they’re equally matched when it comes to playing pool, however.

they also really like to make dumb jokes at each other, including dumb puns and other such groan-inducing jokes read from vintage joke books and candy wrappers.

A NOTP I have with said character: hm... i can’t think of any because i don’t really ship him with anyone other than his two friends.

i could say johnny and tank but honestly that would be a total lie because i can imagine plenty of reasons to ship them, oddly enough. i don’t, but i can see why some do.

A random headcanon: johnny has basically spent his entire life surrounded by people - family, friends, etc. - to the point where being totally alone actually scares him quite a lot. he’s a popularity sim after all.

and, as unhealthy as it is, he really feels like its’ his responsibility to bring balance to ripp and ophelia’s lives by being the fun cheerful affectionate buddy, who always tries to lend an ear and a shoulder to cry on. he’s a little scared that if he didn’t hold them together at their worst, then they’d fall apart.

it’s a lot of work and he loses sleep from it sometimes because holding other people together is Actually! Very! Stressful! but he dreams of being a hero on a white horse and all, so if he has to, he will be the hero they need. he doesn’t want them to worry about him, he doesn’t want them to feel like they’re burdening him, so he never tells them that.

General Opinion over said character:

#|| ask #jeebie-sims #daniel pleasant #johnny smith #mortimer goth #tumblr was like 'u dont get to make ur post look fancy'#i put a weird amt of effort into this for a sims headcanon post #why? bc i felt like it

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beckiboos · 5 years

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Interview with an OC

Ohh haven't been tagged in anything for a while... probably because I got so bad at answering them... thanks @marvilus73 for thinking of me!

hmmm I have no idea whose left to do this consider this your tag!

Just gonna set this in a post blind betrayal but not yet with Danse time period (cuz that's what people remember her most)

1. What is your name?

Rebecca Souter. Just call me Becky though.

2. Do you know why are you named that?

Umm... no? They named me Rebecca because they wanted to call me Becky... I don't know why they didn't just name me Becky then....

3. Are you single or taken?

Recently widowed... so... single I suppose?

4. Have any abilities or powers?

Pfft I wish. I can wiggle my ears? Does that count?

5. Stop being a Mary Sue.

Stop being threatened

6. What’s your eye color?

Brown.

7. How about your hair color?

Also Brown... can’t you just look?

8. Have any family members?

I have a son. He’s um... grown up now...

9. Oh? How about pets?

I got Dogmeat... and I got my eye on Mr Tiddles.

10. That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don’t like?

Pigeons. They got even worse after the bombs fell

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

SLEEP. I guess I like to read and sing when I’m by myself. Not that I have a lot of time for either now.

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?

For survival.

13. Ever… killed anyone before?

If I didn't I’d be dead.

14. What kind of animal are you?

No idea.

15. Name your worst habits?

Biting my nails... I just hate them long.

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

I guess I really admire Danse, He’s really helped me a lot out here and he’s gone through so much but he’s trying to be a good person and in this world thats a hard thing to be. Your ummm not going to tell him any of that are you?

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?

Umm I guess I like who I like? So far thats been mostly men but in the future who knows?

18. Do you go to school?

I went. I would like to set up more schools in the wasteland one day.

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?

I had that. but would I want to get married again? Maybe if the right person asked but would I want anymore kids? Today its a no in the future who knows though.

20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

Eh? *rolls eyes* I think people got better things to do out there like... staying alive.

21. What are you most afraid of?

why?

22. What do you usually wear?

Usually this same jeans, scarf jacket combination. Don't exactly have a lot of options travelling.

23. What’s one food that tempts you?

Oh when we’re at home Danse can cook up some REALLY nice Brahmin steaks...damn now I’m hungry

24. Am I annoying to you?

Nah you’re fine.

25. Well, it’s still not over!

oh... yey?

26. What class are you (low/middle/high)?

I don’t think there's much of a class system now and it’s not something I would like to see come back... I fucking hate snobs

27. How many friends do you have?

I have a few close friends, thats all I need.

28. What are your thoughts on pie?

Delicious! Brahmin steak and ale pie... makes you almost forget what food is like now.

29. Favorite drink?

Nuka Cola Cherry

30. What’s your favorite place?

Anywhere there's no feral ghouls.

31. Are you interested in anyone?

I um... maybe...

32. That was a stupid question…

Well you said it...

33. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?

No thanks I like living

34. What’s your type?

Tall, dark hair, dark eyes, nice arms great arse.... this is just between us right?

35. Any fetishes?

36. Camping or outdoors?

As opposed to that indoor camping we all do?

...and you're gone?

#ask #oc becky #fallout

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pueraeternuspan · 4 years

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PICK ONE OF YOUR MUSES. FILL IN THE QUESTIONS/STATEMENTS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE. TAG PEOPLE TO DO THIS MEME. 

TAGGING: anyone who wants to

Tagged by: @dreamrceaper

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? — “ Hmm.. If you have lived as long as I have, you find yourself with so many names. I will name some off for you. Pan, The Horned God, The Boy Who Never Grows Up, Spirit of Youth, King of Neverland, The First Lost Boy, Leader of The Lost, The Pied Piper Bane of Pirates, Star Talker, Demon, Cruel Boy, Sparrow, The Dark One’s Father, ... Malcolm. The last one is strange.. I know..

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?  — “ I guess I do have so many, I forgot one. Peter Pan.. yes, the very same. Only perhaps.. not the fairy-tales you are used to.”

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED THAT?  — “Pan was due to my pipe. The other.. is a reminder of something I lost.”

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?  — “Depends who you ask I guess.”

5. HAVE ANY ABILITIES OR POWERS? — “Hmmm flight, magic, shadow ripping, you know.. everyday stuff.”

6. STOP BEING A MARY SUE/GARY STU.  — “Why don’t you come over here and make me? Don’t mock your betters or I may just have to end this since I doubt you can speak without a tongue.”

7. WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR?  — “Green.”

8. HOW ABOUT YOUR HAIR COLOR?  — “Brown and messy.”

9. HAVE YOU ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?  — “... Yes?”

10. OH? WHAT ABOUT PETS?  — “I have a pet cat while in Hyperion Heights. In a Magic-less Realm, she’s such a magical creature.”

11. THAT’S COOL I GUESS, NOW TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.  — “Adults.”

12. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES YOU LIKE DOING?  — “That I do. Everyday is a new adventure!”

13. EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?  — “Yep!”

14. EVER….KILLED ANYONE BEFORE?  — "Yep!”

15. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU? — “A one handed pirate called me a Cowardly Sparrow once. I always thought of myself as a wild cat of some sort myself.”

16. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.  — “Being overly arrogant? I don’t know.”

17. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE AT ALL?  — “Does myself count?”

18. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?  — “Don’t matter to me.. so Bi I guess if those are the only options?”

19. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?  — “Never!”

20. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS ONE DAY?  — “Nope”

21. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANBOYS/FANGIRLS?  — “I’m the reason a lot of people watched the show” //he isn’t wrong at least with me...

22. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?  — “... Growing up.”

23. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?  — “What you see. If not I can also wear a black coat..”

24. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?  — “Perhaps”

25. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WET YOURSELF?  — “What the hell? Why is that even being asked?!”

26. WHAT KIND OF CLASS ARE YOU? (HIGH CLASS, MIDDLE CLASS, LOW CLASS)  — “Low Class in The Land That Never Was. King or High Class in Neverland.”

27. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?  — “Many?”

28. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?  — “Pie is good. All sorts of pie is good!”

29. FAVORITE DRINK?  — “Pepsi, Faery Wine, Rum.”

30. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?  — “Neverland”

31. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE~?  — “Define Interested?”

32. WHAT’S YOUR BRA CUP SIZE AND/OR HOW BIG IS YOUR WILLY?  — “How about I rip off yours~?”

33. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?  — “Ocean. I prefer it if anything.”

34. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?  — “Type?”

35. ANY FETISHES?  — “..... Winning? Like hell if I know!”

36. SEME OR UKE? TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?  — “Depends on the mood.”

37. CAMPING OR INDOORS?  — “Camping”

38. ARE YOU WANTING THE QUIZ TO END?  — “Eh, it’s been fun but I gotta fly.”

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greyias · 5 years

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1. Choose an OC.

2. Answer them as that OC.

3. Tag 5 people to do the same.

Thank you for the tag, @storyknitter! Tagging in... hmmm... @a-muirehen, @theherooftython, @keldae, @seckritlab, and @glorfinniell (and anyone who wants to hop in, just say I tagged you ;)

I shall answer from Blondie’s perspective, roughly now in-game (24 ATC).

1. What is your name?

“Greyias Highwind.”

2. Do you know why are you named that?

She gives it a moment, seeming to take a moment to compose herself. “It’s possible it’s a family tradition. I never thought to ask when I was young.”

3. Are you single or taken?

“I am--settle down Theron, it’s just a question--I am in a committed relationship, thank you.”

4. Have any abilities or powers?

“I am a Jedi, and the Force is my constant companion and ally. Sometimes it grants me the ability to do things that some people might see as a power.”

5. Stop being a Mary Sue.

She blinks. “We already established my name. I’m sorry, are you feeling all right?”

6. What’s your eye color?

“They are blue.”

7. How about your hair color?

"It is a dark blonde color.”

8. Have any family members?

A dark look comes across her face and she gets quiet for a long time, lips pressing together tightly as she decides how to answer the question. As if flipping a switch, she smiles brilliantly. “I like to think of my crew and the Alliance as my family.” Someone next to her clears their throat loudly. “Which would of course include my husband who for some reason won’t leave and let me answer these questions by myself.”

9. Oh? How about pets?

“I do love animals, but it would be irresponsible for me to try and care for--” She stops as a sheet of flimsi is shoved in her hand. “What is--? Bergola and the Exoboars? I would hardly call them pets. More friends that--” she squints at the paper. “Speedy the Turtle is not a pet! He lives on the beach. And he’s not stupid, Theron!”

10. That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don’t like?

“Someone shoving notes in my hand because he can’t mind his own business.” Another sheet of flimsi is shoved into her hand, almost on cue. “Oh, for--these questions aren’t suspicious! This nice person isn’t trying to steal my identity, they’re just striking up friendly conversation!”

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

“I would love to take up baking, but for some odd reason Lana has banned me from ever entering the kitchen again.”

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?

She purses her lips again before answering. “Yes.”

13. Ever… killed anyone before?

Her lips press together so tightly this time they start to lose color and she simply nods.

14. What kind of animal are you?

“I... am a human? Is that what you’re asking? Or is it what kind of animal I would like to be? Because if that’s the question I would love to be a majestic thranta, soaring through the sky!”

15. Name your worst habits?

“I suppose I’ve never thought about it. I guess I might sometimes act a little rashly depending on the circumstances--”

Another sheet of paper is shoved in her hand.

“Oh, you already had a list of these at the ready? Why I--” she looks at the paper. “Martyr syndrome? Too friendly to random strangers asking probing questions? Preachy? Takes idiotic risks? Secretive? I’m secretive? That’s a riot coming from you!”

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

“I was going to say my husband, but I’ve decided to remove his name from the list. Because I’m secretive like that.” She seems to realize that’s not an answer. “Oh right. Your question. I think a proper Jedi should always find something to admire in those around them.”

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?

"I... you know I’ve never really considered that. I mean for the longest time it never really was anything I considered. I am a Jedi, and dedicate myself to the Force--” A loud derisive snort cuts her off, and she shoots a dark look in that direction. “And then I met a very rude, nosy spy that made me start to rethink things. I mean, there was a moment there where I got a little conflicted with Lana, but that was complicated and--stop looking at me like that--anyway. As I was saying... what was the question?”

18. Do you go to school?

“I was taught the ways of the Jedi first by my Master, Thyos Dae, before I continued my studies, first at the Jedi Enclave on Bespin, then at the temple on Tython.”

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?

“Well, I am married so,” she shrugs. “As for kids... um.” She looks a bit nervous. “That never really came up in discussion. I mean, we both have such dangerous careers, and we’re so busy, I don’t know. Maybe now isn’t the time to discuss that.”

20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

“I don’t... think so. I am not sure why anyone would consider themselves such.”

Another note appears in her hand. “How many of these do you have? Oh fine, let’s see what this one says... Theron, don’t lie! There is not a fan club devoted to me at the SIS. That’s ridiculous! I just happened to get pulled in on a lot of missions for them.”

21. What are you most afraid of?

She glances to the man next to her and shakes her head very emphatically. “I’m not answering that.”

22. What do you usually wear?

“I wear...clothes?”

23. What’s one food that tempts you?

“Sweet mallow. It’s... really delicious. Just a bit sweet.”

24. Am I annoying to you?

“Why would you say that? You’re not the one passing me notes every five seconds.”

25. Well, it’s still not over!

“O... kay. Continue then.”

26. What class are you (low/middle/high)?

“I am a Jedi Knight.” She frowns. “Oh, you meant status-wise? I... don’t think I have one.”

27. How many friends do you have?

“I don’t particularly keep count. Can you ever really have too many friends?”

28. What are your thoughts on pie?

“I think it is very tasty. Apparently it’s very difficult to make, though.”

29. Favorite drink?

“Caffa.”

30. What’s your favorite place?

She smiles and glances to the dedicated note writer next to her. “Rishi.”

31. Are you interested in anyone?

“Yes, even though he tries my patience a great deal.”

32. That was a stupid question…

“I don't see why.”

33. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?

“I do like the beach,” she says, giving a half-glance at the man next to her. “So I guess the ocean?”

34. What’s your type?

“Idiotic spies with a tendency to pass a lot of notes.”

35. Any fetishes?

“I don’t... I don’t...” She turns bright pink and looks embarrassed, but that quickly changes to a deep red as yet another note is shoved in her hand. She gives the note writer a thoroughly unimpressed look. “You’re not funny.”

(Translation:

My Wife's Fetishes:

1. Me 2. Myself 3. I 4. Pirates 5. Hutt Fashion 6. Bad poledancing while wearing a Skyrooper Helmet (????) 7. Blue Medical Droids 8. Stomping on things in giant droids and walkers 9. Giving me heart attacks 10. Answering stupid questions)

36. Camping or outdoors?

“Outdoors. As in, that’s where my husband will be sleeping tonight. Him and his pile of stupid notes.”

#character questions #oc questionnaire #thank you for the tag!#tag thing #meme thing #oc: greyias highwind #(spoiler: every time she says she's 'never really thought about it')#(translates to her having thought about it a lot)#(and just doesn't want to talk about it)

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lethendralis-paints · 5 years

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OC Interview: Eris Hawke

The rules: Answer the following questions as your OC of choice.

Felt inspired by @pikapeppa ‘s double interview with her Rynne Hawke and Fenris the Inquisitor, so i desided to try it for my Eris Hawke. Sorry in advance for the English language being tortured, i’m very clearly not a native speaker.

Eris Hawke, an apostate force mage, magical theory researcher (following Malcom Hawke’s steps), Champion of Kirkwall etc. etc., accompanied by the ever mysterious elven warrior named Fenris have been cornered by an incessant Orlesian journalist at Château Haine and sat down in a secluded garden alcove for an interview. Imagine Eris Hawke and Fenris as a Smoked Boulevardier coctail, where Hawke is the Bulleit Rye Whiskey and Fenris is the flamed orange peel.

1. What’s your name?

Eris Hawke. A pleasure to meet you!

2. Do you know why you are named that?

My parents were feeling inspired by ancient Tevinter mythology, or so it would seem.

3. Are you single or taken?

[Fenris lifts one dark eyebrow and carefully glances to Hawke’s side]

Taken, smitten, conquered and all the other heavy-handed battle metaphors you can come up with for being in love.

[Certain pointy ears turn red on the side]

4. Have any abilities or powers?

I don’t want to bore you with this. To put it plainly i am a force mage.

5. Stop being a Mary Sue.

Do i present myself as such? The long lists of my mishaps back home suggest otherwise.

6. What’s your eye color?

Grey.

7. How about your hair color?

I’m very obviously a brunette. It’s an Orlesian word, you should know it.

[Fenris notices Hawke developing that annoyed crease between her brows, though on the whole she still maintains a façade of polite attentiveness]

8. Have any family members?

If you mean any blood relatives, only my brother and uncle. I personally think that we choose our family. Fenris and my friends back in Kirkwall are my family. My mabari hound, Maric, is my family.

[Hawke gets a slightly haunted look in her eyes. Fenris carefully takes her hand and holds it between them, rubbing gentle circles with his thumb]

9. Oh? How about any pets?

If i’m lucky, i’ll return home with a pet wyvern, who knows! It’s the closest substitute for a pet dragon i can think of! [smiles broadly]

10. That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don’t like.

People choosing to remain willfully ignorant when having all the knowledge at their fingertips [throws a surprisingly hard glare towards the interviewer]. Also plain unimaginitive evil.

[Feris smiles sardonically]

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

Reading, painting, taking long walks, nothing earth-shattering.

12. Have you hurt anyone in any way before?

Yes, both deliberately and unintentionally.

[the journalist starts to fidget]

13. Ever… killed anyone before?

Yes. [sighes]

I’m pretty sure we were discussing cute pets just a moment ago. How did that question found it’s way there? [strained smile]

14. What kind of animal are you?

I...i don’t know. Fenris?

Hmmm.... you are no mindless animal, that is for sure. But you do resemble a proud bird of prey. [smiles gently]

[Hawke blushes]

15. Name your worst habits?

I’m rather short-tempered and quick to judge sometimes. As for what else...

[Fenris adds with a smile: She gets ink stains on her forehead at least twice a month from falling asleep at her worktable]

I...whaaa? I do not!!!

[Fenris smile broadly, tries to cover it]

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

My parents always. My friends certainly make me a better person. Fenris is the one i admire the most and i strive to be as brave, loyal and strong in my principles as he is.

[Hawke you... blushes to the tips of his ears.. (the adds quitely) Thank you, Eris]

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?

I’m attracted to only one isanely smart person with a deliciously dry humour. Make of that what you will. [winks at the elf]

18. Do you go to school?

I’m in my 30′s, to the Void with that! Though i support the thought that you should continue learning your whole life. Once you stop gaining knowledge and undestanding, you’re as good as dead.

19. Ever want to marry and have any kids one day?

Well, that’s gone very personal very quickly. I’ll have to ask a certain elf about that. [smiles shyly at Fenris, Fenris chockes on his saliva, starts to cough]

20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

Maker, i hope not!

21. What are you most afraid of?

Losing sanity.

22. What do you usually wear?

A variation of what i’m wearing today. I like comfort and freedom of movement. [Hawke wears suede pants, a doublet with a velvet cape, knee-high riding boots and carries a rather large knapsack]

23. What one food tempts you?

What was that Antivan smoked meat we tried? [glances at Fenris]

[i think it was called carpaccio i liked it too]

24. Am I annoying you?

Do you want an honest answer or a poilte one? [smiles mischievously]

25. Well, it’s still not over!

Eris suppresses a sigh, forces a polite little smile to her face.

26. What class are you (low/middle/high)?

I’m a citizen of a free city state of Kirkwall, heir of the house of Amell, but also a farmer refugee from Ferelden. What does that make me?

27. How many friends do you have?

A handful. they are my family and i would die for them.

28. What are your thoughts on pie?

If it’s flying towards my face then my thoughs would be not suitable for print. [smirks]

[Fenris chuckles]

29. Favourite drink?

Almost any bitter liqueur would do, i’m a simple girl to please! Though lately i am partial to full-bodied Tevinter wines, courtesy of this man here [points at the elf]

30. What’s your favourite place?

My library back home [smiles dreamily]

31. Are you interested in anyone?

What do you mean, exactly? I’m interested in anyone able to hold an intelligent conversation. If you mean romantically, then this man here forever holds my interest. [pokes Fenris in the shoulder guard]

[The elf rolls his eyes but is obviously very pleased]

32. That was a stupid question…

You think? [sarcasm starts to show in Hawke’s voice, she’s had about enough]

33. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean?

You do like to jump between subjects, I see! Both, actually.

34. What’s your type?

Type of what, exactly? Oh, you won’t elaborate? Then i shall answer as i see fit. My type is firm, smelly, with a tear. And i mean cheese, of course! [smirks]

35. Any fetishes?

I am not going to share THIS with the public. I have an image to uphold, you know! [Fenris hides a knowing smirk]

36. Camping indoors or outdoors?

Now you’re being deliberately obtuse! [takes a deep breath] I’m sorry, that was rather rude of me. I don’t like camping, actually.That’s the last question? Thank the Maker! I mean, it was a pleasure to chat with you, but we really have to go. It would be so impolite to have Duke Prosper miss our presence, we are his guests after all!

[grabs Fenris’ hand in a tight grip and they walk away as fast as they can, trying not to look as if they are running away from the Orlesian]

#tag meme #tumblr games #eris hawke #fenris #château haine #dragon age #interview #fenhawke

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belongstorakimaiirisa · 5 years

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OC interview - Arisa Bear-Tooth

Tagged by @avaleon

thank you ava ❤❤❤

So i kinda changed the wording and made an intro so its long 🤷‍♀️

Tagging @opal-bee @malwa1216 @malmalsass @@shadowtigers @tasharenecarna @bosdansefanatic @danse-or-farkas @alexaberkeley

Rules

1. Choose an OC. 2. Answer them as that OC. 3. Tag 5 people to do the same. Doing as many as i want

The jingle of the inn keepers door bell caught Thorald’s attention and he looked up from his mead hopefully. A woman stood in the doorway, an unsure look on her face as she peered into the dimly lit inn. Remembering the description his employer gave, Thorald jumped to his feet and hurried to her, extending a hand in welcome. "Are you the Dragonborn ?“ He asked and the woman nodded. "In the flesh”, she said cheerfully.

He led her to the table he had occupied earlier and called for the serving girl to bring him two tankards of mead. Taking a deep swig of her drink, Arisa sighed happily, “It’s been awhile since I had some good mead. But let’s get to business..Why did you want to interview me?” She asked. Thorald nodded, “You’re the dragonborn, the one the Greybeards called for, m’lady. The people of Skyrim want to know more about you and my employer, The Black Horse courier,wants to be the one to tell your story. Please allow me to be the one to tell it”

Arisa looked down at her tankard for a moment then took a deep breath. “ Ok” She said, “But if your expecting tales of daring adventures and woes, you’re going to be disappointed..” He shook his head, “I just want your take on things, m’lady, Nothing more. ” She smiled at him and he noticed the amusement in her eyes. “You can call me Arisa, m’lady is so formal.” she said. He nodded slowly. “Ok then.. Arisa, let’s get started.” He pulled out a leather bound journal and pheasant quill out of his bag. Placing them on the table, he readied himself to write.

1.“ What is your full name? ” Arisa Laenhal Bear-Tooth.

2. “Do you know why you named that?” My father and mother fell in love with the name Arisa. Had I been a boy, my father would’ve given me a Nordic name, since I tend to look like my mothers race more. (Noting his confusion, she shrugged.) I am half nord/half mer. I look like my mother more then my father, Tho there are some traits he passed along(she pulled back her hair and Thorald noticed her pointed ears from her mer ancestry) . My middle name is in honor of my bosmer grandmother. I’ve never met her tho. She passed before my birth. As for my surname, my father insisted that I take my mothers. He said he didn’t want me to suffer the prejudice He faced, especially when dealing with my mothers people.

3. “Are you single or taken?” (Looking down at her mead, she sighed.) Single and I’m only interested in one person. And I don’t want discuss who it is. (The jingle of the door bell made them look to see who it was. A tall lean dark haired nord with black war paint around his eyes stood in the doorway. He glanced at them briefly then walked to the bar, the innkeeper, Hulda, greeting him fondly. Thorald recognized him, one of the companion’s from Jorrvaskr. As he turned back to Arisa, he noted the blush on her cheeks. Could this be the person she was talking about earlier? Maybe this could be in a future story! He mentally rejoiced at the thought)

4. “Have any powers or abilities?” I can shout like the dragons. I good with destruction and restoration spells. And according to Eyorland Grey-mane, I’m not bad at working the forge.

5. (Taking a chance).“Stop being a Mary sue. Give me the details, Arisa. ” Might want to not ask me in that tone or consider the interveiw over. (He apologized, noting the hard look in her eyes and inwardly cringing. Don’t blow this,you idiot! You might never get another chance to ask her anything again, he thought)

6.,“Whats your eye color?” Hazel blue

7. “Hair color? ” Dark brown

8. “Have any family members? ” My father, Rilgor Nightsky and my mother, Elena Bear-Tooth. I am an only child.

9.“ Oh, how bout pets? I have my horse, Stepper. He’s a very good horse, very reliable and runs like the wind when I need him too.

10. Moving on to something different, Are there things you don’t like?”

Giant spiders and draugr. Been poisoned and blown off my feet too many times

11. “Do you have any activities or hobbies you like to do?” Tinkering with the dwemer automatons I find, I also like to try to create new spells. My attempts have been a hit or miss so far.

12.“ Have you hurt anyone on purpose before? ” I’ve tried not to.

13. “Ever…killed anyone before? ” Not if they didn’t deserve it.

14. “What kind of animal are you? ” (She grinned and Thorald noticed that her canines seemed a bit longer then normal.) “What do you think?” (How bout we skip that question? He said hastily. He didn’t want to know)

15. “ Name your bad habits?” (She shrugged.) Procrastinating is one thing I can think of. And blowing my money on things I enjoy. That normally wouldn’t be a problem but I tend to overspend and then I find myself broke until the next job comes along..

16. “Do you look up to anyone at all?” I have great respect for my shield brothers and sisters of Jorrvaskr. I have learned a lot from them.

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual? I enjoy men and women.

18. Do you go to school? I study with Vignar Grey-mane and Vilkas. They are teaching me the history of tamriel. Vilkas is also trying to teach me how to handle the transactions for the guild. (She frowns slightly) That’s not going so well to be honest.

19. “Do you ever want to be married and have children?” “I don’t know…I would like to get married but children? I’m hardly ever home so I’m not sure. I guess it just depends.

20. "Do you have any fanboys or girls? ” I’m not sure. I don’t think I do.

21. What are you most afraid of? Hmmm.. I guess letting life pass me by…. And losing people who are precious to me.

22. “What do you usually wear? Depends on the weather, but I prefer light clothing and armor.

23.whats one food that tempts you? Snowberry Crostata. Tilma makes the best but Huldas isn’t that bad either.

24. "Am I annoying to you? ” (Shrugs) I’ve dealt with worse.

25. “Well, it’s not over.! ” (Another shrug) it’s fine.

26.what class are you(low/middle/high?“ When I was with my parents, I was, considered middle. Living in Whiterun.. I guess you could say im still middle. I own Breezehome and im still able to provide for myself.

27. "How many friends do you have? ” Im friendly with the whiterun citizens and I can count on my shield brothers and sisters to back me up sooo quite a few.

28. “What are your thoughts on pie? ” The only pie sold in whiterun is apple and I am just not a fan of it. Sometimes Hulda will give me one for helping her cut firewood and I just give it to Farkas or Vilkas when I see them.

29.Favorite drink? It’s some brew Farkas made. He’s calls it the Sabrecat Stunner. It’s really strong but man, so good. You can taste the sweetness of snowberries in it.

30.“Whats your favorite place?” Hmmm.. I have to say Jorvaskkr. It’s noisy but there’s something comforting about it. Plus, Tilma is a great cook!

31. “Are you interested in anyone?” (Sighs) yeah, but I don’t think he notices…

32.“Im sorry, that was a stupid question. ” It’s ok, I don’t mind.

33.Would you rather swim in a lake or an ocean? “ Lakes. Actually Lake illinata is one of my favorite places to camp at.

34. "What’s your type? ” Tall, dark haired, and they have to have some more of interest in non battle related things.

35. “Any fetishes?“ Well, I like… Wait,.. I don’t think the people of Skyrim need to know THAT.

36. Camping or outdoors? Both, you can’t camp without being outdoors..

Looking over his journal, Thorald nodded to himself. Everything looked ok and he would do a rewrite when he got back to Solitude. Rising up from his chair , he extended his hand and shook Arisa’s. "Thank you Dragonborn, I appreciate you allowing me to interview you” She nodded, "No problem…it was interesting" She said. He flashed her a smile, “I’ll have the paper sent to breezehome as soon as im done.Well, I have to go but I wish you health and happiness on your journeys, my friend.”

#skyrim #the elder scrolls #skyrim oc #arisa #ask game

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d-joana-a-shippadora · 5 years

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Rules

1. Choose an OC.

2. Answer them as that OC.

3. Tag 5 people to do the same. (Tag as many as you wish)

I was tagged by: @aph-illuminati

I'll tag: @nyosweden @aph-belarusia @hanahope101 @alfredtalia @hagebutt (I suffered to remember who have OCs gegeeeffe)

1. What is your name?

My name is Belchior! Oh, do you want my full name? It's Belchior Gaspar Pessoa Ventura!

2. Do you know why are you named that?

Oh... It was my mom who choose my name... In honour of my dad, who I never meet.

3. Are you single or taken?

I'm single, but I'm interested in a certain Brazilian~

4. Have any abilities or powers?

Not really-- I mean! My mom shares with me her immortality!

5. Stop being a Mary Sue.

How dare you >:(

6. What’s your eye color?

According to everyone, my eyes are green, kinda of greyish! I'm colourblind, so...

7. How about your hair color?

I'm a ginger! Or that's what I want to say, but some people say that it's actually a reddish brown? Like copper? All I can see is brown, but since my mom is a ginger, I also wanted to have the same colour (even though I see her as a brunette...). Ah! But we both dyed the tips with blue!

8. Have any family members?

Well, I'm adopted, but I have a big family! My mom is the personification of Aveiro, so all the other districts are my aunts and uncles, and Portugal is my grandpa!

My dad... Well, I heard from my mom he was a human and she adopted me because he wanted children, but... We never meet.

9. Oh? How about pets?

I don't have any, but I've been wondering if I should get one... Like a bunny! They are cute!

10. That’s cool, I guess. Now, tell me something you don’t like?

Ugh, when I'm doing a glass jar or anything like that, but the shape gets wrong... Or when people look at my clothes and I start to wonder if I got the colours wrong. Again.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

I like to do glass and crafts! Also, I like to read, watch animes and play RP. And maybe I also draw fanarts and write fanfics... But just maybe...

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?

Hmmm I don't think so? I took self-defence classes and I did had to use that techniques sometimes---- for self-defence, okay?

13. Ever… killed anyone before?

Pretty sure I'm one of the few people who never killed in this family.

14. What kind of animal are you?

... I like rabbits? So maybe?

15. Name your worst habits?

... I may have a wild imagination. As in, I get lost in thought. As in, I'm fantasizing about my otps when I shouldn't.

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

My family!! We may be different from a regular family and we are sometimes weird, but I love them anyway.

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?

I'm a chaotic bi.

18. Did you attend school?

Yes, I did! I graduated in Economy at the University of Porto in 1958-- what, I know that I look 25 years old, but I'm way older...

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?

Maybe getting married, but I really doubt about kids.

20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

... I don't know?

21. What are you most afraid of?

Hmmm the future is uncertain, y'know.

22. What do you usually wear?

LOOK I WANT TO HAVE AN #AESTHETIC, BUT I ALWAYS MESS UP WITH THE COLOURS!

Oh well, since I work as a secretary to my mom, I usually dress suits.

23. What’s one food that tempts you?

Ovos moles;;;;

24. Am I annoying you?

Not really.

25. Well, it’s still not over!

Go on!

26. What class are you (low/middle/high)?

Believe or not, but middle. Oh I was born in the lowest, I think?

27. How many friends do you have?

Not that many as I wished. Immortality cons. I had a lot of friends when I was a kid, but it was so many years ago...

28. What are your thoughts on pie?

I like it!

29. Favorite drink?

... Coca cola. Don't shame me.

30. What’s your favorite place?

Whenever I want to be alone, I go to the Praia da Barra (Barra Beach). It's a pretty place and, if I go to the lighthouse, I have one of the greatest view in from of me.

31. Are you interested in anyone?

Oh, yes~ I said that before~

32. That was a stupid question…

Everyone loves a gossip huh~

33. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?

Ocean!!!

34. What’s your type?

Hehe~ I like cheerful people that make my heart warm~

35. Any fetishes?

[Joana here, don't you dare read this if minor 🔪 Even thought there's nothing explicit, but 🔪]

... Honestly??? I don't know. I'm a vanilla person! Sometimes I like it rough tho. I did had some partners with some kinks, but luckily nothing too strong? I don't mind in trying stuff for my partners. Don't tell my mom about this.

36. Camping or outdoors?

Camping!!

#hetalia #aph Belchior #oc Belchior #watch me tagging this as hetalia bitches #joanashippadora #tag game

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