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a-decrepit-house · 1 year

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#see I think Puss is the better sword fighter #but Gideon could potentially just kick him #as a lesbian she’s also the natural predator of pussy #so there’s an advantage there #puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish #Gideon the ninth #the locked tomb spoilers #tlt spoilers #the locked tomb trilogy #tlt memes #harrow the ninth spoilers #harrow the ninth

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araneapeixes · 1 month

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lesbian bed death - goth girls are easy

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#fucking emergency. the girl at the bar is butch bait and she knows it and will use it to her advantage #i spend several hours shading this and then i realised it looks better flat #anyways this isnt the end of them in bars and clubs. i still have a very vivid image in my mind of karlach fucking shad in the bathroom #and i want to draw them as a band as well :))#and shadowheart and nocturne modern au. goddd #i could not come up with a better caption. but this song was my soundtrack to drawing this so!#bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 art #shadowheart #karlach #karlach cliffgate #lae'zel #baldurs gate 3 #fanart #art #shadowlach #shadowzel #bg3 modern au

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ambrosiagourmet · 2 months

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Not sure how widely recognized this is but it’s fucking wild to me that miss kui just quietly snuck in the fact that most (if not all) of the differences between races only exist because of wishes they made to the Winged Lion.

Dwarves being strong? Lion wish. Elves being good at magic? Lion wish. All lifespan differences???? Lion wish, babey!

Not that the elves superiority shtick isn’t already BS, but it’s even funnier with the context that the only difference between them and humans is that, thousands of years ago, their leaders made a greedier wish to the demon that wanted to eat them.

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi analysis #truly I think about this all the time it’s wild #something great here too in like not only that it’s all bs but that so much of the bs is due to what advantages are inherited #from privilege. elves aren’t special there are just 500 year old nepo babies #dungeon meshi spoilers

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bigfatbreak · 1 month

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Birds of a Feather previous / next

#my art #feralnette au #birds of a feather #long tags #sorry I went apeshit in the tags #LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW #I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO #its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical #and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread #as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational #in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away #and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do #shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again #legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it #but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings #alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird #she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her #knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself #between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot #and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo #essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that #busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way #to show her she's self sabotaging #cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD

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quirinah · 3 months

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she dun on my geon till i meshi

#ダンジョン飯 #quirinahdraws #laios touden #kabru #mithrun #marcille donato #chilchuck tims #izutsumi #maizuru #inutade #labru #laishuro #nakamoto toshiro #sketchdump #digital #SORRY THESE R SO LQ I WAS ARTBLOCKED AS HELL LOL #*thinking really hard about manipulative girlfriend kabru from the omake* i think i hauve mana sickness #some1 on twit was like. labru takes advantage of fem laios’s unfulfilled desire for adventure…. i love toxic and doomed Yuri i mean what #THE BELL *hopping up and down* my embarrassing idea is that the BellTM is like. honorary laios accompaniment for the b plot #it starts ringing really aggressively and shuro is like. oh they’re fighting again huh. I DONT KNOWWWWWWW #I CANT DRAW ANY OF THE CHARACTERS WAAHHHH… erm… busting it down ooc style…#waiting for the mithrun au where he becomes a ramen cook slash pottery artisan. ermmm #dungeon meshi #ME WHEN I FORGET THE TAG (yuribrained)

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alyakthedorklord · 11 months

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Duke, new to the family, awkwardly entering the kitchen where various members of the Waynes are hanging out/baking/drooling over the baking: Uh… random question, is Tim dating someone?

Steph, all her training focused on stealing baked goods: oh yeah he’s got a boyfriend, why?

Duke, just wanted a book, utterly disgusted: I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t outing him if I told you he’s currently defiling the library.

Jason, slamming down a bowl of brownie batter: he’s fucking WHAT-

#steph immediately takes advantage of jason’s distraction #*grabs like 10 cookies*#‘lmao more like he’s fucking who!’#timkon #or #timbern #idk what to tag so #either works #jason’s gonna kill them either way #duke will help #alliance of bookish bats #dc prompt #tim drake #duke thomas #batfamily #jason todd

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xanaxspritz · 3 months

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✨dilf!toji headcanons with babysitter!reader ✨

🩶dilf!toji is grateful when you agree to babysit daily for his sweet little blessing megumi over summer vacation. he's even more grateful that you seem to be responsible enough and fucking hot.

🩶dilf!toji likes to linger around before leaving for his next gig, watching your short skirt swish around your yummy thick thighs or your daisy dukes accentuate every curve of your perfectly plump ass

🩶dilf!toji jerks off to you in his car every night before he comes home

🩶dilf!toji loves it how shy you get when he flirts with you. he loves teasing and watching you fluster. it's obvious that you're into him, most women are

🩶when dilf!toji fucks you quietly on his couch while megumi is fast asleep for the night, he puts his big hand over your open mouth whispering "be a good girl and take this dick quietly for me hmm? can't wake the kid up..."

#i take requests yall #jjk #toji fushiguro #dilf toji #jujutsu kaisen toji #toji x reader #i can imagine toji taking advantage of the situation and just making you his gf so he can have a permeable babysitter #toji smut

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tp2-byes · 3 months

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Some things Haikyuu!! taught me

There are more, I may add them over time (I still haven't finished watching the series).

#haikyuu!!#hinata shouyou #nishinoya yuu #kageyama tobio #ennoshita chikara #yamaguchi tadashi #my art tag #i didn't want to say short to hinata or nishinoya dhkdhd i'm also short so these two motivate me a lot #sometimes i need to do things where being tall is an advantage #and therefore it's extra work #this series is so fun and wholesome #i love it #haikyuu

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bet-on-me-13 · 5 months

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The Timeline Shifted, and Sam is conflicted...

So! A Timeline Shift occurs one day (thanks Barry) while Team Phantom are in the Ghost Zone helping Clockwork with a few things. As they are going back to the Human World, Clockwork gives them another cryptic piece of advice.

"Unfortunately the world will not be the same as it once was. Samantha, you will find this especially Jarring, but keep an open mind."

Before they can ask what happened, he shoves them through their own respective Portals, and Sam lands in an Alleyway in Gotham.

She is confused, but a green glowing sticky note appears in front of her telling her 'go to the nearby park, you will see what I was talking about'

She walks over, and sees a lady with Green Skin tending to some flowers. Her head is covered by a Hat, so Sam can't see her face.

They strike up a Conversation, and Sam finds that this Lady is great. She loves taking care of Plants, she hates it when Companies pollute the Earth, and she even has Plant Powers just like Sam!

It occurs to her that she never asked for the Lady's name, so she asks and the lady lifts her Hat to reveal her face. And Sam freezes.

"Oh, sorry for not introducing myself. My name is Pamela Isley."

Thats her Mom's Maiden Name.

This lady has her Mom's Name.

This is her Mom.

Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh shit.

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#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Samantha Mason #Sam Mason #Pamela Isley #Barry shifted the Timeline #Pamela never married into the Mason Name and moved to Gotham #She struck up a love for Botony and eventually becomes the Ecto Terrorist Villain Poison Ivy #She is the complete opposite of what she used to be #Sam is conflicted #On one hand She loves this new direction for her mother and now she feels like she can relate to her so much more #On the other hand she thinks that her mom should have had a choice in the matter and wishes she could have chosen this on her own #Is it taking advantage of the situation if the old version of her mom technically never existed?#Also to add an extra layer of Crack #Sam's Dad was born a girl in this timeline and studied psychology #You see where this is going #Sam's Dad is now Harley Quinn

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tlotrgifs · 4 months

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The Ring is altogether evil!

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jellyfishmakeoutparty · 7 months

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him: you better not be fucked up images of lantern sharks when I get there

my bathypelagic ass:

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bloominglegumes · 7 months

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our large bipedal son who we found on the street

#watch as i keep drawing things that r too dark to see #transformers idw #tf idw1 #soundwave #laserbeak #buzzsaw #ravage #my art #urhhfhdshhfh #deeply hurt every time i think about their backstory #because they found him they saved him they raised him and then they end up at the head of 4 million years of war and theyre #theyre no longer a group of unlucky outcasts theyre the face of the decepticon menace and u think of all the ways theyve twisted and changed #the other cassettes joined from force or the perceived necessity of it as a fighting advantage but these four. they are the family and #and near the end of the run its brought up again how theyre separated across .so so far and they feel each other fade out it messes me up so #so bad like so incredibly bad

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xadnem · 2 years

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People will reinvent eugenics in a performatively progressive way sooner or later. The idea that people should not be attracted to the disabled because it's fetishizing the power you have over them, the idea that dating someone short is at all comparable to pedophilia, the idea that no one outside of your own race can ever truly understand your experiences and therefore no one outside of your own race could ever truly love you... like, we're not there yet, but every so often I'll see a truly rancid take and think "Now why does that sound familiar?"

(Post edited slightly to better reflect initial intent through clearer language)

#this is not horseshoe theory #people are just unbelievably stupid #it's like how terfs accidentally believe in misogyny when they claim trans women have some biological advantage over them #suddenly men are physically superior and always will be or somesuch nonsense #they didn't go so far left that they became right they're just easily manipulated by rhetoric

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asterrisms · 8 months

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