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judge-tenderly · 3 months

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okay let’s do a for and against on how likely it is charles will die before he’s been king for a year

against

he was coronated on the 16th of may, we’re in feb now. it’s unlikely he won’t get another 6 months at least because

he has access to the best medical care in the world. no way this wasn’t discovered immediately - giving him the best chance of success

for

hes sooooo old

trisha paytas’s baby is due in may. may has 31 days meaning it’s pretty much an even split chance that she’ll give birth before the 16th

centuries of incest doesn’t just make you ugly, it also SERIOUSLY fucks your health. the best doctors in the world can’t fix genetics that battered

the press don’t know shit. if it were just a melanoma that could be easily cut out the palace would have said so

if manifesting is at all real he’s fucked

#british royal family #king charles #uk politics #trisha paytas #cancer #okay so melanomas might be more scary to other people but i’m australian we have more skin cancer clinics than gp clinics lmao #but seriously fingers crossed everyone i’m not kidding about the manifesting thing you never know

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notthesaint · 4 months

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Why tf is my mouse art better than my artworks I drew in Ibispaint?

#my art #i swear that my mouse art is so much more detailed and better than i can draw with a finger lmao #hk grimm #grimm #troupe master grimm #hollow knight #hollow knight art #hollow knight fanart #hollow knight grimm

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faineant-girl · 5 months

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can you tell who my favorites are

#welcome to eltingville #the eltingville club #.maizie art #if the first drawing looks weird its becuz i drew it on my phone w my finger during my lunch break at work so. uhh lmao #ALSO I CAVED and got csp 3 month free trial i missed having good brushes and now look at my art. explodes #i will be posting more eltingville dudes eventually too i think idk what kinda evils evan dorkin embedded in these freaks but its captivati #anyways. lol!

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rustyreveries · 25 days

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happy autism acceptance month!! i doodled salad to celebrate <3

he’s one of the best unintentional autistic reps imo

#sal is my sugar pie honey bunch <3 #kissing him holding him in my arms. his breath stinks but that’s okay mine does too lmao #he means so much to me .. every time i see him i do a little happy stim :3 #btw!! this month marks like… 9 years?? since i first discovered salad fingers!#i joined the fandom last year but i’ve liked david’s stuff much longer than that. i didn’t even know sf had a fandom until recently lol #salad fingers #the pose is kinda awkward but it’s fitting i think #i hate how simple my art style is but i don’t want it to be complex either ☹️ oh well #tho i guess it’s ok cuz i like the more cartoony look. the only thing i wanna rlly improve on is shading #i’m practicing i promise ……#i’m gonna go a bit crazy w/ the tags cause… i think i deserve it #tbh creature #autism creature #ngl the tbh creature would fit right into the sf universe #autism acceptance #autism acceptence month #autistic artist #actually autistic #btw if you’re wondering how i post art so fast it’s bc i have like 500 sketches in my files that i’ve never finished 😭😭#i’ve been going through them and just. cleaning them up a bit before shoving them down everyone’s throats #ok bye love u guys /p #> rust’s art <

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tears-of-boredom · 1 year

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ok so...I wouldnt call myself necessarily "artistically talented", and I famously am very bad at perspectives.. but i drew a thing for @bearotonin-international

#2 hours of my life well spent id say..#and brown bear's little drawing is supposed to be Brown bear + Panda bear. but i realise that both initials fit at least two different #bears. so you can honestly interpret it as you want..#i didnt realise how hard drawing uno cards would be.. my notes app wouldnt zoom more and my fingers arent small enough for that..#but actually they do look pretty good from farther away..#also my imagining is that they cant buy furniture. because they're bears. so they have to make do with what they find..#and that polar bear in the front is playing tetris and losing..#also literally only that brown bear in the back is doing actual work lmao..#and sorry for making them all look so tiny. its really hard to draw a realistically proportionate bear..#my art

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ejsuperstar · 5 months

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@lilybug-02 get sprited nerd (the wings are meant to be transparent but I guess that didnt come across on the export... Damn) Gonna go sleep now cos it's late

#whats ur otp mine is me and drawing lilybug fanart when i should be asleep #might do more sprites idk #i just felt like doing these ones lmao #honestly wasnt sure what to do for the attack animation but the finger gun felt easy and silly so i went with it #i imagine it would only really be used as a special attack in the boss fight #as opposed to the regular attack would would probably be the idle animation #probably a more magical attack in there as well #plus one where fairy bread just fucking charges across the battle box dropping down stars beneath them or something

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thewuzard · 3 months

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fuck it *posts*

#girl help it feels so wrong to make my own post lmao #anyway before anyone says this looks like shit #I'd like to offer the excuse that this was done with my FINGER in my NOTES APP.#I'm just lowkey obsessed with myself for finally being able to figure out colours #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs #bsd #my art #<- bc I might end up drawing more idk we'll see if I ever get the confidence and motivation

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shegoesbyjoy · 7 months

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Any calligraphy fans in the Disco Elysium fandom? 👀 Partially inspired by Inktober, I decided to pick up this old hobby of mine after a long time away—there are so many good quotes to choose from so I'm surprised I haven't come across very much lettering or calligraphy work! Here is my humble contribution...should I do more??

(Process shot + a video under the cut to see the sparkliness of this very pretty copper-coloured metallic ink in action, because the poor desk lamp lighting in these photos does not do it justice.)

#disco elysium #calligraphy #sunrise parabellum #disco elysium quote #this took me like 4 hours of practicing to get to this point lmao #ya girl is out of practice whew #my thumb and index finger are numb now :)#this ink is SO pretty though i wish it showed up more in the photo 😭#inktober #sorta? haha

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whiskyarts · 7 months

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It's man devouring man, my dear— And who are we to deny it in here?

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justarandombrit · 5 months

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goat man goat man goat ma-

#its everyone's favourite tumblr-sexyman-ified bastard of time #anyway i havent been drawing a lot recently so this definitely isn't my best #also i never want to look at the colour yellow again lmao #tinky #t'noy karaxis #tnoy karaxis #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #the summoning #curt mega #(how does it feel to be a tumblrified goat man curt?)#(oh shit he actually has tumblr doesn't he... he probably knows about the sexymen-ified lords in black)#starkid fanart #starkid #team starkid #since i swapped fandoms ive been having to learn to draw all new characters so most of my recent stuff has been sub-par #this was just a doodle i liked and decided to flesh out #fingers crossed ill get back to posting more art more often #(i have a drawing of owen that every week or so ill go back and edit because i find another part i dislike... i might post it eventually)

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chainsawctopus · 7 months

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I made a Yoshida-Denji roleswap AU some time ago but gave up on it cause I don't know how to design a good Ocean Devil Hybrid design LMAO 😭 Octopus Pochita's name is Takocchi, more random info in tags

#csm #chainsaw man #chainsawman #hirofumi yoshida #csm au #Yoshida is the Ocean Hybrid cause I think the fear of the ocean makes more sense than octopi for such a powerful devil #Idk ocean devil just seems like a more even match for the chainsaw devil #Yoshida bites his finger off and the tentacle starts forming from there and blah blah #Did that cause Denji's transformation is pretty violent and I needed some kinda balance #Denji's earring cord pull isn't like when he pulls the cord in og cause its not actually attached to him #its basically just the equivalent of yoshida crossing his fingers to summon octopus. chainsaw devil sees the motion #im too lazy to explain all the other au details i made up so far #maybe try and search my rambles on twt lmao #i tagged some with OctoYoshi AU iirc #Denji's angsty looking cause his whole thing for this au is just fighting the bisexuality devil /hj

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manglam-marfach · 1 month

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dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden

#chilaios #that's a lie i understand breeding kink very well lmao #HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID #they finish up a great scene. hot lesbian sex. all going well.#and laios lies back with her eyes closed. still flushed and sweaty. she rests her naked hand on her naked lower stomach and says. 'hah....#'did you know ...that tallmen and halflings can have kids together?' Like its just another fun monster fact.#she's trailing her fingers absentmindedly over her stomach now. tracing idle patterns.#'with our lifespans being so similar it isn't even as big a deal as it is for elves and humans. they're even fertile and that's ...#that's really rare for hybrids.' her eyes are still closed. she swallows hard. She's more red now than she was when they fucked.#'you should talk about that next time you're in me. i'd like it...' and she cracks one eye open a sliver #to see chilchuck . BEET. RED.#because Chilchuck DID NOT. KNOW.#She was already fucked out and now she's dying?? she's dying. Laios still has her huge hand resting on her huge smooth stomach #miles and miles of soft skin...that she wants chilchuck to put a BABY in #she's thought about the hypothetical lifespan and safety of the hypothetical baby! is this just a sex thing? is this a for real thing?#chilchuck does not know and does not know which one she's hoping for now!! cause both sound GREAT #AND OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO #chilchuck remembering that conversaion next time Laios's huge huge fingers are inside her. Laios's hot wet breathing by her ear.#Laios's breathing going ragged even though no one is touching HER she is the one toying with Chilchuck right now. She always does that.#between the breathing and the fingers and the warmth and the smell Laios is all around her and she just thinks -#'Laios is so huge. Laios's baby would be so huge. I'd be so huge. Pregnant with it.' And she cums.#rattles her to her fucking core. Chilchuck who HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE realising. holy shit.#i want this fluffy haired socially awkward 26 year old doggirl to . to fuck a baby into me. in a sexy way.#i think . I think it's hot.#enough to turn you to drink isn't it!#u may ask - hey how come chilchuck has a girlcock and has got pregnant? can laios get chilchuck pregnant?#does anyone even have a womb in this situation? I may answer - don't worry about it #a wizard did it. whatever. its a fantasy world.#whatever is sexiest in the moment i don't care #lesbiance

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clownprince · 10 months

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really wish more people would capitalize on the implication that joker views jason as somewhat of a son figure in the sense that jason wouldn't be the man he is today if he wasn't killed by joker. it's such a fucked up wretched kinda hilarious dynamic you're all missing out

#words cannot describe how much i love their interactions in tmwsl #they are EVERYTHING to me #also bruce is. almost definitely his other major parental figure. in terms of the effect he had on jason's current identity #jason is canon batjokes child in this essay i will #also iirc joker has stated a few times that jason is his favorite robin (???)#although he does just. y'know. Say Shit. so who fuckin knows lmao #it is VERY interesting to me though that in tmwsl he didn't even lay a finger on jaso #despite the fact that jason was Trying To Kill Him and the closet wouldn't stop him for long lmao #idk. i love them. more jason-joker interaction please #you could also argue they've had a mutual effect on each other. since ditf for sure had major effects on joker's characterization

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verraising · 2 months

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i am short of breath standing next to you. i am out of my depth at this altitude. -♡-

#ffxiv gpose #myrrbert #wolbert #a'myrrhis venko #ardbert hylfyst #hello. i've been having A Time lately so i decided to cheer myself up with some disgustingly sweet gpose shenanigans #and it worked ;w; look at them... babies.....#and MAN i am kinda proud of these esp how the lighting and the angles worked out!!! and the hands!!! i had to futz with the fingers so much #but they line up quite nicely which is very satisfying #i am commited to their matching bracelets too. it was a joke initially but they are canon now. lil keepsakes for when they are apart #also ignore me with the sleeping at last lyrics again lmao but they're just. so perfect.#also just as a side note these are NOT wedding pictures lmaooo my partner saw them and was like #'aww they're getting married!' but that was not the intention #they're just in all white because i thought it'd look really nice with the purple forest #(and i was right about that)#ANYWAYS #sorry for the ranting i am just. excited. to have produced something really nice imho #and to see those two together <3 #i should talk about them more but i always get shy and embarrassed lmao but maybe i will do that sometime #anyways!

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majorpatheticcas · 7 months

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AAAAAAHHH- SHOULD I MAKE THIS AS MY PROFILE??

Gosh it's been a while since I last took a drawing seriously hel..

Btw. (They're matching sweaters!!)

Balsam, aka Bal is from the one and only:

!@caycanteven !

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hella1975 · 7 months

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i need to read more books and annotate in the margins i need to write more i need to buy jeans that fit me i need to eat more fruit i need to buy good quality headphones i need to get a skincare routine i need to talk to my friends more i need to wash my hair i need to stop treating this inhabitation as a curse. i am tired of punishing the body that has fought me for survival every day for years. i deserve little treats as regularly as possible !!

#more money would also be good but! we are working on it <3 this is a team effort im bored of being in a perpetual bar fight with myself #like sorry i havent answered my texts in months or barely sustain personal hygeine but that bitch (points at mirror) chucked a drink at me #it's okay tho we are in our enemies to lovers arc #just had a really vivid sudden 'i am in this body' moment and let me TELL you when you spend 90% of the time feeling a very #set seperation between your emotional self and physical self that is INCREDIBLY fucking jarring lmao. like oh this is me #the freckles on my fingers are just as much me as my years long loyalty to specifically prawn cocktail pringles. okay #that's cool. cool cool cool that's so cool so everything that's happened to me physically is still me okay cool #coooool cool cool. super cool btw. very angry for myself rn which never happens i normally just get angry at myself #LIKE THIS IS MY BODY! WHY DO I HAVE TO DRINK IT INTO BED AND HURT IT FOR NO REASON! WHY DO I LET PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH SO MUCH!#'i'll take care of you it's rotten work especially to me especially if it's you i'll do it but christ alive' except it's me and my body #like yeah im not happy about it bossman but we're stuck together. let's get you some nice clothes

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