all the women saying "im no better than a man" seeing monster fallin's huge bouncing naturals, refusing to be horny is NOT feminist now go JERK OFF to her tits NOW

Oh wow, Kui really gets it™️

and then after this…. They will kiss 🩵💚

the dudes

The catgirl hasn't even shown up yet and she's all over my dash; but this awesome young orc woman is being overlooked?

i pray that nobody has done this one yet

Sometimes I remember that Mithrun canonically said a fantasy slur and idk it's still so funny to me.

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

Bro

kabru: let's simplify your backstory so we can share this with other people and help them understand your motives without all the fluff. kabru: …but tell me the truth, okay?

ooooooo the Elf Queen in dungeon meshi is 372 according to the adventurer's bible & elves live 400-500 years... I THINK IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF SHE DIED

[Normal about chilaios voice] do u think they can give each other blood donations

I think about an old coworker of mine who ONLY wore merch of himself about 3 times a week. He had a shirt that had a picture of himself wearing a shirt with a picture of himself unironically. Unrelated - Izutsumi.

I don't plan on failing.

maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance

thinking about post canon chilaios and realizing that mostly i like them as a weird freaky kind of psychosexual dungeon love affair and thats what they should stay, even outside of the dungeon. like their relationship is built on the context of the dungeon so after they go their seperate ways its kind of like they’ll always connect that with each other if that makes sense?? sniff that guy and its a trip all the way down to when u were both happiest and most distraught, the high you will be chasing the entire rest of your gilded cage or pleasantly mundane life. so what im saying is that sometimes the king just needs to go to town and bite the locksmith on top of his workbench a bit because its a reminder of better times when he didnt have all this responsibility he didn’t ask for weighing on his shoulders and sometimes the locksmith needs to go to the castle to get bitten by the king in his very soft fluffy bed because some part of him has grown so used to the danger of teeth on his throat that he misses it. anyways

chilaios is very funny because laios has never been in a relationship with another human before but hes a maximum grade freak anyways and meanwhile chilchuck is literally married but it was to his childhood sweetheart and they probably only ever had very chaste missionary sex. its like a cartoon character getting an anvil dropped on his head but the whole time before the anvil falls he worries about not catching it gently enough