art vs artist :)

been watching mashle and oh my god, the eugenics???? the way lance's parents were so ready to give up their daughter??? no second thought???? just "why did this child have to be born to us?"???? um everyone talking in mash's face about how non-magic people are inherently worthless???? the triple line dude fucking making dolls out of people and somehow no one??? is??? checking him???? and then when questioned immediately jumping into "well humans are little more than mindless beasts and i will become a creator deity and reshape the world in my liking!"????? the, um, corruption in the government??? the way this story is so clearly "h*rry p*tter if it was actually funny"??? the slytherin coded characters are blood purists???? they took out hufflepuff??? one of the magia lupus' mage's powerset was just big shuriken???? another one is rip off kisame???? lance is a siscon and the first thing mash says is "that doesn't make it better"???? lemon is genuinely so fuckin funny??? dot is incel-coded but like in a funny way??? dot says that lance is playing life on "easy mode" cause lance has a good face??? dot likes tea??? dot has good manners??? everybody only has one spell they can use??? finn ames is like if you transported is regular human into this stupid ass world??? i think the old man and the cop have explored each others bodies.

@heckitall HECKY I DID YOUR DTYIS!!! :DDD IM YOUR CO DIRECTOR FOR THIS COMIC HOW COULD I NOT DRAW OUR BOYS AT SOME POINT :D

Also people should go read Heck's comic Same as it Never Will Be, it is amazing and Heck is a really great story teller and artist :3 <3

Draxum somehow salvaged some of his notes and papers from when he first acquired the turtles, and out of “the goodness of his heart” (aka because Mikey begged him nonstop for a solid three hours) Draxum saw it fit to give them each their corresponding paper.

They were enlightening, to a degree, though it was kinda crazy seeing baby versions of their pre-mutation selves stapled to the corner of the paper.

When Leo got his paper, he grinned at his “super cute baby self” and shifted his eyes to read up a little.

Sure, there was the expected long drawn out essay about his role and place in regard to “world domination” or whatever that Leo skimmed over and proceeded to ignore thanks to the excess of way too big words, but what really caught Leo’s eye was the basic description of himself at the top of the papers.

There was his species, what seemed to be a number (either 2 or 3, Leo wasn’t sure since the bottom was burned a bit), his size (tiny!!), and then, right below those…

‘SEX: F’

…Leo blinked. Then blinked again.

“Draxum.” He said, getting his brothers’ attention.

At the lack of response, he looked up.

“Draxum.” The sheep Yokai walked away faster. “DRAXUM.” He was jogging now. “DRAXUM WHY DOES IT SAY ‘F’?!”

Draxum was booking it away from them as Leo gave chase, shouting about how “IT EXPLAINS A LOT BUT I NEED SOME ANSWERS! DRAXUM! DON’T YOU PORTAL AWAY YOU KNOW I CAN FOLLOW, YOU-“

There was a pinkish purple light, then a blue one, then silence.

The others stood there, wondering what just happened before shrugging it off and using their baby photos to go and bribe Splinter with.

He's here! I love him so much, what a cutie! Thank you @quazies for this amazing series and this amazing plush! <3

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Just in time for Smissmas :]

And he has friends to keep him company so he won't be too lonely ^^

Oh I am thinking many dirty thoughts about cowboy!Gaz.

Your relationship with him has been hard to pin down. Sexually I mean, romantically you're solid. Soulmates that found each other at just the right time, two people who are better together than they ever were apart. He's a father to your child you never thought you'd find, and he makes you happier than you ever thought possible. And the sex is fucking phenomenal.

You were worried that a military guy would be pushy and macho about everything but Gaz is sweet. He's kinky and fun without forcing you into one role or another, he talks you through what he likes, helps you find new things you like and once the door closes he worships you. Puts his mouth on you like you're his last meal, drags his tongue along your cunt and groans at the taste. He kisses your thighs, your stomach, as he fingers you open. There isn't an inch of you he hasn't laid his adoration upon. He's slow and teasing and you are never in a mood to rush him when he makes you feel like a God.

Even the rare degradation is buried in praise. You're "Such a good little slut" his "perfect whore", layers words of affection, like he can't tell you enough how much he loves you. You take him so well, you're so beautiful, you're such a pretty toy. All for him, all of you for him. He brings you to the edge again and again just letting you feel the tension in your muscles, until all it takes is his cock slipping into your needy cunt to cum.

And when he tells you he wants "another baby" as if your little bugger is his too? God, he can do whatever he wants to make that happen you will enjoy every second of it. Even when hours later you have more cun in you than you think is really necessary you'll still murmur a quiet thank you against his lips, and he'll hum and tell you it was his absolute pleasure.

do u ever think about a strollonso and lesstapen crossover? since max has mentioned multiple times how much respect he has for alonso i think they would definitely gossip about their french speaking bfs

I do think about it a lot, and there might eventually be hints of it in keep to the line. Maybe like one small mention, but absolutely nothing that has any bearing on the plot. Fernando knows some French, but quebecois has its differences, so it’s not a language he and Lance communicate in a ton. Max is picking up pieces of French, in the same way Charles picks up Dutch and Lance picks up Spanish. But they absolutely do gossip with each other when certain French words come up or certain things they don’t quite follow. Charles and Lance would probably have no idea.

I like to think conversations like this are relatively normal between Max and Fernando:

"Genesis...that's rude!" - Angeal Hewley

In which a salty teen Genesis gets a little bit cheeky over losing a spar with Sephiroth again.

Angeal still thinks it's a hilarious addition to his growing photobook, though. :P

“Everything that I do, everything that I live for, is for my children..”

—Olivia Cooke, In the Envelope: The Actor’s Podcast

Jamie Drysdale Mid-Game Interview!!

01.23.2024

Thanks to my trustworthy Saint Seiya memes dealer @floaromaxtowns

Bonus:

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hiii tricking leon into thinking ur older cuz he doesn’t fuck kids n ur uni id falls out ur pocket onto the car seat as you go to leave after a date one night. you don’t notice but he picks it up to see how young you really are ummm something ab he jerks off to it then he feels guilty

she should have just let him say fuck

happy month of volo day 2!