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rainboww0lfie · 11 months

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a ghosts graves

In the aftermath of a battle, Phantom, Batman, and Superman could be see talking between each other.

During a lull in the conversation a tiny girl comes running from underneath caution tape taped around the vicinity, holding a bouquet of marigolds between her small hands. She’s out of breath and seems to be embarrassed when she stands before the heroes, Batman reacts the quickest to the sudden encounter. Asking her about why shes here and what the problem is, he’s about to ask about her parents when she interrupts with “i have something for mister Phantom”.

Danny who had been only half listening was caught off guard, he looks at her and tries for a reassuring smile but his confusion must show through because she suddenly looks down shyly at her flowers.

“I heard from mommy that you put flowers on graves for people you like, ” she starts, “i don't know where yours is though, so i got you flowers to put it wherever it is”. She’s obviously embarrassed about interrupting, but she says the words with a form of determination. Suddenly what seems to be her mother comes running from out of the crowd.

“I am so, so, sorry for Miya, i didn't mean to loose sight of her, she slipped away, we’ll get out of your hair now. ” the woman says in a rush, gently tugging the child back from the slack jawed heroes. Danny can just make out her gently reprimanding the child for her behaviour when he suddenly steps forward. “Wait, wait, wait” he says quickly, crouching down to the child now hiding a bit behind the mother, “you got me flowers. . . so i can put them on my grave?” the tiny nod he gets from that has him smiling, “you wanted to put flowers on my grave?” is asked with excitement, gaining n even bigger nod in return.

He takes a small step forward, still crouched, and asks “are you alright with me hugging you?”, the nod lets him quickly move forward a spin the child around in a tight hug, laughing. He smiles brightly at the girl, holding her in his arms with enough space to make sure the flowers were safe, who is smiling back just as brightly. Danny laughs, “no ones ever given me flowers before! And you want them on my grave!” the actions have gained the attention of both civilians and other heroes, Danny could honestly care less though, someone wants to put flowers on his grave! Someone went through the effort of giving him flowers! He is so excited!

Both the mother, Superman, and Batman all look uncomfortable, “have you. . . never gotten. . ahem. . Flowers before?” Superman asks, “i mean, you look young so. . . have your parents never. . . ?”, the ending never gets finished but its definitely implied what he wants to really ask. Danny doesn't care, its not exactly important, right?

He looks at the heroes and says cheerily “i don't think my parents even know im dead!” before looking back at the child in his arms, not seeing all the shocked, pale faced staring( minus Batman, he never emotes, like, at all).

Eventually the kid has to leave due to dangerousness of the area, but not before a final hug and happy goodbye from Phantom after she hands the flowers to the undead hero. Danny says his goodbyes to the surrounding heroes, not understanding why they all look at him funny as he carries around the marigold bouquet before he flies off. He holds the flowers close to makes sure they dont get destroyed by the wind, but he cant help a few happy loops and twirls in his flight home.

The first ever flowers for his grave, how exciting!

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Ever since then the heroes and a few civilians make sure to give Phantom flowers each time they see him for his grave. Phantom is so excited people want to give him flowers each time a new set is given to him.

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wooooooo ok

i finally actually wrote something after so long, sorry for the long break between shit, stuff happened :/

sorry if there's any big misspellings or anything like that in here, i had an idea and wanted it down as fast as possible and i fucking ran with it as far as i could lol

y’all can continue this if you want, i just thought this idea was so cute

have a good night/day/afternoon/life

#my writing #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #batman #superman #danny phantom #danny fenton #the supers are horrified #lmao #so is that one random civilian #her child doesn't get it so shes safe from the horror #lol

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gummybearstastelikesadness · 1 year

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(The whole thing about ghosts and liminals having fast metabolisms and resistance to chemicals, making Danny have to take way higher dose of things like medications, caffeinated drinks, and other substances for them to even do anything.)

Danny’s in Gotham and goes to get coffee from a random cafe. He asks the barista what the caffeine content of their strongest drink is and lets out a disappointed sigh when they tell him. (It wouldn’t do anything to him and would just taste super bitter)

Danny proceeds to order some super sweet and sugary drink with multiple pumps of flavored syrup and drizzle on it. And when Danny gets his drink he takes out a canister of white powder and dumps a whole tablespoon of it into his drink and stirs it.

Danny after drinking some of it and being more awake he realizes that most of the shop saw what he did and that an unknown white power in Gotham is usually something illegal. Danny knowing his luck doesn’t want to risk even the slightest chance someone decides to do something about the teenager with a container of unknown white powder just straight up tells everyone it’s pure powdered caffeine.

This somehow causes an even more dramatic reaction, after all no normal human can survive that much caffeine.

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Tim who both saw the whole thing and ordered the strongest drink they made: That’s like 75 cups of coffee… should I order caffeine powder?

#danny phantom #dp #dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dp prompt #danny fenton #tim drake #batman #if you’re going to down a super caffeinated drink it might as well taste good.#Danny just casually downing over 7000 mg of caffeine in front of like 15 people #the other people in the cafe: that’s a meta right there. one that is apparently super tired. mood.#random civilians not saying anything so the bat doesn’t stalk a random kid #Tim’s tired he doesn’t understand that much caffeine would kill him until later

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randomnameless · 3 months

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Dragons matter, fuck human supremacy!

Found Zephiel's account lol

All jokes aside, it's very telling how Roy was meme'd as "uwu racist" in FEH because of his skills, when Roy is arguing for coexistence between humans and dragons to Zeph, who wants to get rid of humans.

Roy wants to tell Zeph to still have faith in humanity - and not write it off - so humanity can still live and thrive and prosper alongside dragons!

Usually the other antagonists want to erase or look down on the non human race to prop up humanity - but in FE6, Zeph's reasoning is reversed!

And Roy's solution is the same as every other lord faced with this issue - Fodlan excluded because Fodlan treats this issue as horse piss, only relevant, fittingly, in Tru Piss - it's not X over Y or Y over X, it's X and Y living together.

It's kind of frightening how the newest FE games (bar Engage, so maybe it's just a Kusakihara thing?) completely elude the "live together solution" and end up pushing the "Humanity fuck yeah" answer...

#anon #replies #fe series #FE is all about everyone matters fuck racism or specism?#and then you have the Kusakihara directed games #maybe I've always played the 'wrong' jprgs series #but the 'humanity fuck yeah non humans bads' thing has never been a thing in the games i've played?#let it be FE or the Tales series #granted i refused to touch the FF series and Squenix until recently for stupid reasons #which is why TS was such a mood whisplash with its Hyzante BaD BaD BAD #Aesfrost not that BaD see random civilians mourn when their soldier dad dies #but we don't see anything remotely similar for Hyzante #where's the so called earl grey morality if one faction has no redeeming qualities?#meh

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claire-starsword · 3 months

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gaze upon this picture. i have been gazing upon this picture for a good time now. It's in the encyclopedia's page for Fairy Woods, and offers us the neat trivia that this house, right next to the inn, is Elric's house, and that this old lady is his mom. Sweet, right? I thought it was a nice fact to learn, I almost shared it here as soon as I translated because it's very nice. I even had a whole discussion ready as to how she doesn't have an elf sprite but that's okay since this game seems to be limited in NPC sprites and implies some of the seemingly human NPCs are not actually human. I had this whole thing in my mind.

What I didn't have in mind is a working memory. This woman is not from the final version of the game.

In the final version, she uses the actual elf villager sprite, which is used very sparingly, only here and in Tristan. So I guess for once they actually had the time to make a sprite of the proper species.

The odd thing however is, the encyclopedia's text refers to her as an elderly woman, which, feels more adequate for the previous sprite, with actual grey hair. I initially assumed this one to be too young to even call an adult, but looking closely it seems heavily based on Mitula's sprite actually, so it's valid actually. And given that many indicators of old age don't really come across in a tiny sprite, we can extrapolate a bit if we want an older lady.

(and before anyone starts on the topic of "but should elves look old??? Look at Tyrin. They certainly can at least. Also I want them to)

so yeah, i initially made this post to be all "boo they robbed me of an old elf lady", and i do think they could have make a sprite for this specifically, as I said this elf sprite is hardly ever used again besides this spot, so it is a case of not caring of badly organizing the sprite process (why does the pacalon princess has a whole unique sprite??? why is it better than the playable centaur sprites??? woman has two lines and they're optional). But, that was very pathetic of me. We can take our dreams into our own hands. With enough effort, we can have as many old elf ladies as we want.

Baby boy is not living down the harpy snack reputation any time soon

#shining series #shining force 2 #shining force 2 encyclopedia #sf2 elric polnaref #good lord elric you've never been tagged in this blog. you irrelevant little boy #it's okay though i love you because of this post now #sfoc elric's two moms #i don't feel like naming then now #but really the pacalon princess thing makes me so mad like. that's precious rom space #there are child pacalon npcs having to make do with the standard female sprite #you could have given me child centaurs. unarmored civilian centaurs #why is this random woman here????#and why did you make the standard female centaur armored if thERE NOT A SINGLE ONE IN THE ACTUAL CASTLE #this series was fucking born with a female knight right there why did you do this now

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sanchoyo · 8 months

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whys ygo the only fandom I’m in that’s really populated with crackships/rarepairs out the wazoo. Like there’s ofc A Lot of popular ships but no one looks twice at ‘weirder’ ones like ones where the charas never spoke. More fandoms could learn from this 😔

#sorry I’m still thinking abt that fic I rbed earlier it was really good #tmm fandom esp…..all my fav tmm ships are weird rarepairs 😭 that like 2-3 other ppl are rly into too #I’ve never seen another mintkanna shipper actually. stares sadly out into the horizon #I know she was only in one ep but still. they would’ve been iconic together. bitchy rich lesbians. do you see my vision #she was also one of the only og tmm side charas to learn abt a mews identity!#one problem I had w new was every ufcking side chara found out the girls were mews like what. why.#it’s hardly even a secret in new bc they look the same in mg form as civilian forms 💀#in the og anime it had more impact bc No one knew hardly!!!#sigh. at least ryoukish has picked up and there’s more fics and art for it in the wild now. nature is healing etc #ichimint too altho besides mintkuro that’s always been the 2nd most popular fem pairing I think even years ago #but we could get more niche.#🤔#ygo ppl ship like they’re throwing darts at random charas to pair them. they ship charas that weren’t in the same season or same SERIES #the crossover ships between ygo series. well the series premise itself lends rly well to that #there’s in universe crossovers so it’s not far fetched #ygo my beloved. still prob the fandom w the best fics I’ve ever been in bc of the variety and quality 🫶#sanchoyorambles

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northwest-by-a-train · 7 months

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The amazing thing is not that the stomach churns, it's that it doesn't churn more often

#I've seen people say ''hamas is not murdering civilians it's expelling settlers''#i've seen people be rabidly anti-Semitic about people fleeing in airports #newsflash: there's not exactly a robust train system or safe roads #i've seen people— neighbors. neighbors. say that animal control is the best solution for this #i've seen people posting maps of reservoirs in Gaza and @-ing the Israeli government in it #i've seen pictures #i've seen people calling for retaliation on Iran and listing off targets #i've unfollowed countless people I thought I had things in common with because nothing anyone can do is criminal #forget evil for a second; evil's not a historical category #this is; as another put it; a series of massacres #and yes most if not all anticolonial movements went through massacres #and I do believe people who switch sides or withdraw any sympathy and wash their hands of it the moment a massacre are committed #i believe that those people are deeply unserious; no matter how sympathetic i am to them #and I also personally don't believe Hamas is doing this half-cocked/for the fun of it/with no blueprint for the political aftermath #i do think this is not random; senseless violence. it was carefully planned violence. a very organized massacre #and of course the stomach churns to that; as it did to what came before and what came after #i just wonder whether anything else is possible. if there is a path to peace where our stomachs will not churn. one not forged in massacre #it wasn't possible for French Algeria. it wasn't possible for India. it wasn't possible for Haiti. it has happened elsewhere #but can anything else happen here ? within these borders ? with these people ? with all the blood ?#so as I have always done and will likely always do I support any Palestinian challenge to the occupation #but the stomach churns at it. don't believe it doesn't

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violetnaps · 7 months

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doppelganger arc was rly something. they rly said nah u wouldnt be able to tell if these guys who u consider friends and family got replaced by weirdos and started acting insanely out of character unless u literally Saw them together lol. further clown twins propaganda

#soifon said shes going on vacation with yoruichi mid aizen crisis and mc is like oh wow being captain mustve gotten to her head #the yamamoto one was funny ngl. whatare u as a random soldier gonna do if the Big Boss says that hes always forever correct #and if u lost a battle he commanded its bc ur weak as shit #and u literally watched ur civilian mom die in a battle he commanded. lmfao #b:t3p #aw toshiros one was the only one where we are convinced thats not him. so far #hashtag not my son 😔

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el-im · 2 years

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#love this random shot of mccoy in sickbay w the doctors marcus while the ship is on red alert and being shot at #particularly bc its a break in the montage of. people getting weapons. running down hallways. getting to battle stations.#he's just sittin there reading #jolted every once and awhile by warning shots #knowing that soon the casualties are going to start pouring in his door #its this strange moment of peace in the belly of the beast that you get to see #particularly bc ive always liked to imagine sickbay is one of the safest places in the ship #the least susceptible to jolts and shakes #ive always thought that there was lighter g in sickbay too. or the option to turn it off and let the patients float #if they have conditions/are in a state in which abrupt movement would cause them considerable pain #you know #give the doctor some magnetic boots so he can still get around to them and boom you've protected the guy with the broken leg from falling on #the floor when engineering gets hit w phaser fire. yanno?#anyway. the fact that the doctors are in this shot is great bc it sort of gives credence to the idea that - physically - its very safe there #they're both civilians so they didnt sign onto being fired at like the officers on the ship did #yanno #trek #star trek #also its just a pretty shot. love me a cut glass door.

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uniformbravo · 1 year

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ok i caught up in bnha anime & hmshnghmsng i like fucked up angsty nightmare deku....... motherfucker doesn't sleep...... hasn't showered in weeks..... stopped eating all might's bentos, gloves are morphing into literal claws for some fucking reasoHe's becoming For Real feral. he has fleas. fucking Creatre. Gettem, Boys

#i cant stop laughing that the entirety of class a showed up to collectively beat his ass for trying to drop out of school #this bitch was abt to die 20 seconds ago to a mob of random civilians w knives & now hes like I Will Defeat 18 Competent Heroes In Training #SCREAMING deku pls take a goddamn nap im Begging u hot topic is about to fucking sue u #and apologize to all might Right Fucking Now #SMH.........#retag later #bnha blogging #bnha spoilers #U___U I Am Not Immune To Self-Sacrificing Protagonists U___U This Is Not A Self-Sacrificing Protag Liker-Free Space U___U #also fucking. ive been watching spongebob speedruns and the fucking #when deku was using that one quirk that lets u store kinetic energy or w/e & release it all at once later #i was like ah yes. like spongeball storage #defeat all for one using the sickest speed strats #absolutely love btw. the one for all predecessors telling him hey buddy hey my guy ur body is goingto explode if u use the quirks like thi #deku (furiously squatting just absolutely going ham on those quads): read ✔️#im gonna yell im so excited for whatever happens next Get his ass!!!!!! make him brush his teeth HELL YA #get this bitch a fucking snickers for GODs sake

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kirnet · 2 years

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valkryia 4, for all of its flaws, did definitely get better as it went on (well, it got better, then way worse, then a lil better), and there were some moments that actually really shocked me and got me invested, especially when it came to kai and raz. and it improved upon a lot of gameplay elements from 1, so i’ll give it that.

however, as decent as the ending was, i just cant get into it the same way as 1. 1 ends with welkin and alicia married with a kid, yadda yadda, but the ending 1) promised change for the future and a shift in society to combat long-standing racism and bias within that society, and 2) was earned, with welkin’s brains and alicia’s abilities directly responsible for every victory. Gallia beat the Empire bc all of the characters were actively working towards that goal at all times.

but in valk 4, after half of the game is spent heading towards the capital of the empire to deploy a nuke, after the characters struggle and eventually decide that they have to detonate a nuke to end the war, right as claude is about to push the button... miraculously a ceasefire is called. the war just fuckin ends out of nowhere.

and claude reacts accordingly! he’s pissed that it took up until this horrible moment for this to happen, and i didn’t WANT him to detonate a nuke, but like... what was the point? what did this whole stunt accomplish? the ceasefire was called independently of his actions.

#like theres a message about choosing peace which great! awesome! but claude didnt call for the ceasefire!#and for context: claude is supposed to be a master tactician #i was fully expecting claude to have a revelation right before pressing the button to go 'wait! i have a better idea! this is how we can get #them to surrender without civilian casualties!' but no. random ceasefire #and at this point the emperor is already dead so like #i would have assumed the war effort would have really slowed down already #but faldio sacrificed himself and alicia to take out the emperor! isara died! the whole monarchy was almost overturned!#and the world fundamentally changed bc of it!! isara's death in itself sparked a whole wave of antiracist action in the characters!#and welkin was a fuckin smart guy who also had the whole 'no i choose peace' moment with alicia that was way more impactful #bc he didnt sacrifice alicia to end the war then and there but he DID haul ass to find another way to do it!#idk. no one cares. i need to make a video essay or smthn #ramblings #Mina plays valkyria

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fionnaskyborn · 3 months

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in light of recent events: still feeling kinda "huh." about the fact that they canonized what was most likely a formatting error on bungie's part that occurred when the info sheets for noble team were being published as part of the promo campaign way back in the day. as of 2022, it's just. canon now. huh. alright.

#not a negative post at all‚ just feeling... uncharacteristically indifferent about it‚ given how much i care about NT as a whole and its #individual members (sans jun lmao that guy's lost all my good graces)#speaking of NT one day i'm gonna have to write an essay about emile and how the united nations space command wants total control over /how/#they want to cleanse the galaxy of anyone who would oppose them as emperors of mankind. think about it. you'd think that emile's hostility #towards the insurrectionists would work in their favor - after all‚ who in their right mind would decline a killing machine that is hellben #on killing your opposition? but the unsc /deliberately sidelines/ emile‚ deeming him ''too brutal'' for their standards. they want to #cleanse covertly‚ in silence. emile‚ as a byproduct of the cycle of war perpetuated by an imperialist ueg‚ does not serve their image of #a peaceful and just government they're trying to uphold to the civilian world (the ueg‚ despite being a civilian government‚ has #historically let the military complex (aka the united nations space command) make some of the most important decisions in the history of #mankind and politics - surely this is an idea that could not backfire in any way whatsoever and surely the military industrial complex will #not make decisions that will serve to perpetuate war and keep itself in business instead of ones that would benefit mankind at large)#he is brutal‚ relentless‚ and something that cannot be censored‚ cannot be /controlled/. so they sidelined him. it's not a matter of #brutality of one as opposed to the other (like so many are keen on pointing out) but rather about desperately trying to leash a creation #that a) emerged as a direct result of the conflict you're trying to perpetuate‚ b) taints your reputation and '''goodwill''' and c) is the #living‚ unfiltered embodiment of your desire to destroy and annihilate independent human colonies #well. looks like i ended up writing an essay after all. LMAO #logs #probably gonna put these tags in a separate post i think my observations are sound enough for me to unbind them rather than keep them as a #random tangent i went on

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portuguesedisaster · 6 months

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So, We're targeting Rick Riordan now?

#jesus christ STOP ASKING RANDOM PEOPLE ON OPINIONS ON SHIT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT #carol says stuff #the guy is a WRITER. no writer will have an answer for y'all and you should not expect one.#normal person: I'm so sorry this is happening. i'm on the side of every civilian who is affected. internet:BuT yOu Do NoT cHoOsE a SiDe #palestine #israel

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mkarchin713 · 3 months

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DC x DP Prompt: Sticky Note

Poor sleep deprived Danny has been kidnapped by the Joker.

In the goons defense they thought only Tim Drake would fall for the old “hey kid you wanna have some Death Wish Coffee, just hop into our scary murder van” trick.

Joker was not exactly happy his goons grabbed the wrong black haired, blue eyed, sleep deprived college aged kid.

After shooting one of his goons Joker had calmed down enough to accept this was a lemons and lemonade situation.

He had the plexiglass tubes set up to fill with acid at a moments notice and his other goons were on their way with Red Robin. He could make whole “choose who dies, your bird or your lovers kid” ploy workout even if he used a random civilian. He just puts a blindfold and mouth gag on the civilian and look, instant Tim Drake.

Joker had to admit to Curly’s corpse that at least he kidnapped a Tim Drake lookalike who was so out of it already they didn’t even need to drug or threaten him. All the kid did was mumble something about fruitloops and fell asleep in the tube.

Now all Joker had to do was wait for Red Robin to get here.

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Everything had been going so smoothly.

The brats were in the tubes, the live stream was up and running, and Batsy looked ready to tear his head off.

Unfortunately Harry just had to interrupt his monologue. Apparently there was a problem with “Tim Drakes” tube.

It was empty.

…. It was Empty!!?!

Well not entirely empty.

On the inside of the tube was a little green sticky note

I got bored so I left 😜

He got bored!?

Joker had bored him!?

Joker would not take this lying down.

He would find that kid and show him just how exciting he could be.

Right after Batman stopped punching him.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc prompt #danny fenton #the joker #sleep deprived Danny #Danny has made a new enemy out of Joker

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radiance1 · 3 days

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"I need to find my darling husband!" Said Danny, dressed to the nines in a very elaborate royal dress with a lot of jewelry running through the ballroom after having been on the opposite end of a very worrying phone call.

"Seriously, what do you even see in that mortal!?" Screamed an observant and Danny stopped and leveled them with a glare cold enough to freeze over an active volcano and sharp enough to cut through obsidian.

"He makes me laugh."

Unlike those dead suitors went unsaid, but everyone at the ball (read: search for a bride/groom for the royal ghostling) practically heard it anyways.

Meanwhile over in the land of the living

Okay so Jason may have messed up. Now you see, he hasn't seen his platonic husband for tax benefits in a while, and he's been very careful to not let his identity as the Red Hood slip up before . Not even once in their relationship.

(He's not counting the time his in-laws sniffed him out as a Crime Lord, because Danny never believed them.)

Now, it wasn't exactly his fault he slipped up. You try to fight off an entire group after being pulled up on out of nowhere on the phone while trying to hide said noises of fighting.

Who was he calling? Danny of course since he said he was away for business. What business? Never specified and Jason wasn't going to pry.

So now here he was, bound 'helplessly' as Jason Todd along with a few other random civilians. Which, like, rude.

Wasn't he already good enough for this ancient ritual or whatever?

You know, he really should have walked with that "Anti-kidnapping device" he got that one time. Which honestly he feels like he should be surprised that such a thing exists but considering it was from Bruce. Well.

He's not surprised.

Oh, there's the Justice League now. Shame, he wanted to knock out a few guys himself- Oh, now he's being used to summon a ghost from the Infinite Realms of Royal Lineage.

Yea he probably should have walked with that "Anti-kidnapping device."

Wait a goddamn-

Is that-

"My darling husband!" Danny shouted, scooping him off the circle and away from the head cultist and swinging him around. "You had me worried sick!"

Now, he should ask the question anyone would in this situation when finding out your best friend and platonic husband for tax benefits was apparently a ghost of royal lineage.

"Why're you in a dress?"

"Okay, first of all I rock this thing." Danny huffed.

"That you do." Jason agreed rather easily.

"Second of all, blame those guys over there." He jerked his head in the direction of two very green floating eyeball people.

Not the weirdest he's seen, honestly.

The Observants were whispering to each other and leveling them-Jason in particular-a look.

"Now as you can see, I already have a spouse and I don't need another!" Danny hugged Jason closer for emphasis and he took the time to whisper in Danny's ear. "Did you really marry me to play the husband card?"

"Well, yes." Danny agreed. "But also because of taxes, because I love you and you're my best friend."

"So, we're still done for watching that movie right."

"Obviously."

A pained grunt came from below them and they both looked down to see Batman standing over a very unconscious cultist and looking up at them.

Hm.

He forgot they were there.

"So," Jason began, staring Bruce straight in the eyes. Batman's eyes narrowed. "Don't suppose we can push that forward to right now?"

"Yea, sure why not I'm not doing anything important." Danny leveled the Observants a look, and before either they, Batman, or the Justice League could do anything they both disappeared.

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alyakthedorklord · 3 months

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Fight Club

Damian is sitting on a roof during a patrol, bored with no crime happening in his area, about to go find one of his siblings and annoy them/steal their jobs, when suddenly a voice comes out of nowhere.

“Hey, are you busy?”

He turns around, startled by how he hadn’t sensed anyone, to see a girl about his age with black hair and blue eyes just… sitting there.

“I am capable of assisting you.” He says, because he is trying to be a Good Robin and not dismiss civilians.

“Oh no I don’t need anything.” The girl says, shrugging. “If you’re on a stakeout i can go. I’m just bored. And you look fun to fight.”

Damian stares at her. She stares back.

“You think… I would be fun to fight.” He repeats. She doesn’t look like she could take on a trained assassin. She looks like any random civilian. Then again, she had snuck up on him.

“Yeah.” She shrugs, as if this is in any way normal. “So. You too busy?”

“…no.”

“Oh, awesome.” The girl bounces to her feet, and in the next second, Damian is ducking a punch as she grins brightly at him.

“I’m Dani by the way!”

#dp x dc #dpxdc #they are having fun #they keep meeting up to fight on slow nights #Nightwing shows up to find robin in the middle of a fight #with a random girl #cheap shots biting pulling hair the works #tries to seperate them only for them both to be incredibly offended #serious chaos

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help-itrappedmyself · 3 months

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Danny Punches a Clown part 2 I guess

shoutout to @that-random-fangirl

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The batmobile pulls into the batcave as usual once they’re done dealing with the Joker’s hostage situation, but no one is celebrating at a job well done tonight. Because while the Joker is back in Arkham, for now, it wasn’t one of them that stopped him. While the rest of them dealt with the goons downstairs, Batman went up to where the Joker was supposed to be hiding out with the kids, only to find him on the floor with a growing bruise on his face. The kids were nowhere to be seen.

So, Batman sweeped the room, making note of a video that was still recording on the computer. Probably a taunt for him that the Joker never got to release. He pulled all the files from the computer and brought them with him when he left.

The police arrived, the civilians were taken care of, but none of them had any idea what happened in the room the Joker was in. Apparently none of them heard anything, despite the fact the Joker had a gun with him no shots were fired. And none of them knew what happened to the kids.

So the family gathered around the batcomputer to try and find out what had happened. They rewound the video back to the beginning, hoping to at least find out if the kids were okay.

The video opened to the Joker being his usual self, holding his gun, looking like he hadn’t yet gotten punched in the face.

“ Bats! Wonderful to see me isn’t it? I know it's been too long, and I’ve got some presents for you!” Joker turns the camera to show three kids, two no older than six, both blonde and terrified, and one that could be a teenager, probably around twelve to thirteen with black hair and looking bored. The camera swings back to the Joker after a moment. “ Of course, I have a bunch of adults too, but these little kiddos are just for you! I have such plans for them bats!”

“Hey, crazy clown?” They hear, coming from one of the children. Joker stops ranting to look past the computer, probably at the kid who’s speaking and the bats all look at each other in disbelief.“ Look, I’m sure you have some sort of reason for all this hostage-taking and gun-waving, probably even for dressing like that.”

“ Oh, this kid is insane.” Tim mutters.

“ However, I already have one fruitloop in my life and that is more than enough for me, so I’m going to have to leave now.”

The Joker starts laughing, he bends over and wraps his arms around his stomach laughing his normal cackle that has most of the room cringing. They watch as the child, the older one, walks right up to the Joker, who is still laughing, and punches him in the face.

They watch in silence as the Joker falls limp to the floor. Jason whistles. Then the boy turns more toward the camera, but really towards the children as he starts talking to them and they see him fully for the first time. Black hair, blue eyes, looks exhausted and he just punched the Joker in the face. The kids look amongst each other for a moment, all thinking the same thing, before turning back to the screen to see the boy, this tiny boy who called the Joker ‘crazy clown’ and punched him in the face helping the other kids escape out the window.

“ Bruce, no.” Dick mutters. “ We don’t even know who this kid is.”

“ This kid just knocked out the Joker in one punch, if Bruce doesn’t nab him, I will.” Jason states.

Everything devolves into arguing from there, all the kids shouting amongst themselves arguing either for or against the adoption of the kid. It goes on for a while before Bruce speaks up.

“ Let’s just find the kid first.” Bruce says, He’s already pulled up facial recognition and is chatting with Oracle about the CCTV footage by the warehouse. “ All of you go get some rest, I’m going to go see if I can track him.”

“ Hey! If you’re going back out, we’re going back out!” Dick complains. “ We’re concerned about the kid too.”

Bruce starts to argue with him, but is cut off by the sound of motorcycles as Jason and Tim start to head back out, already talking to Oracle about where to start. Dick heads out after them and Damian goes to sit in the batmobile, waiting. Bruce heaves a sigh before climbing in after him.

“ Okay, Oracle what do we have?” Batman asks.

“ I was able to track him into an alley, but nothing after that.”

Now with part 3!

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