More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

fuuuck my stupid gay tail all the ideal dogs point at laugh at my dumb faggy tail

ive never read or watched dunmeshi but i did wake up from a dream earlier where the dwarf guy and short guy have a sparring match with neither of them holding back and the dwarf just beats him up with his fists, flattens him with a mace, brutalizes him with the moonlight sword from various From Software titles, and then pulls out a glock and shoots him while his family looks on in disappointment

Not expalining WHY bookburning is bad and WHAT books were targeted has left us with Bookworm uwu girlies treating any art project or act involving destorying/modifying any random ass mass printed novel as if it was a crime against humanity

my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj

A critical error in calculations regarding a spacecrafts reentry has unfortunately created the worlds first openly pansexual streak of ash in the atmosphere

everyone in my household smokes out of their little electric vape pens 24/,7 but when i light a real cigarette they're like nooo what about the toxins!!! you are smoking the video drome.

this too shall pass

Artwork of late early furry artist Albert Temple

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