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Marc is currently taking Steven out for his first official Valentine’s Day date. Steven practically swoons when Marc reveals the surprise chocolates and flowers he’d painstakingly picked out without Steven knowing (Steven absolutely insists putting the roses in a pitcher of water before they leave the flat, right next to Gus’s fish tank).
Marc takes Steven to a new vegan restaurant Steven had mentioned to him in passing, table for one two. Afterwards, it’s a quiet stroll through the park where Steven used to chat with the living statute, and although he waves hi at his old friend as they past, Steven can secretly admit that it’s nice having a conversation with a person that answers back, just as patient as a statue, and always interested what Steven has to say.
Right before the night ends, Steven reveals he has a surprise for Marc, pulling it from his suit jacket pocket with trembling hands: it’s a postcard, generic and nearly identical to the dozens Marc had sent Steven, and Marc’s face hurts from how wide his mouth stretches, breaking into the biggest grin he’s had in years, his cheekbones tinged from a deep blush.
Marc, it says on the back, in Steven’s loopy handwriting, a single phrase, because the enormity of everything Steven feels for Marc couldn’t possibly fit on a single card, you’re my superpower too.
#Marcsteven#moon knight#I wanted to make Marcsteven valentine cards but I chickened out#so have a headcanon instead#my writing is soooooo rusty I want to get back into it
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"Alright, here we go!" The bartender announces, leaning up to place the drinks on the bar.
"That's one whiskey, neat—" He says, sliding the lowball cocktail glass with amber liquid in front of Eddie.
"—And one Whammin' Slammin' Booty-Bangin' Pina Colada."
He places the extravagant cocktail in front of Steve. It's decorated to the nines with a straw, an umbrella, a piece of pineapple, and a little bit of tinsel on a toothpick. A whole party decoration in a drink.
"You guys have a good night." The bartender says warmly, already moving down the bar to tend to other customers.
Eddie stares down at the whiskey in the glass before him and pouts a little. Beside him and watching his boyfriend closely, Steve rolls his eyes.
"Oh, quit being dramatic," Steve says, sliding the cocktail across the bar so it's in front of Eddie, who had ordered it. He steals the glass of whiskey back at the same time.
"It happens every time."
"It happens most times."
"That isn't much better!" Eddie protests, even as he leans down and takes a long sip from the straw while they both get to their feet and leave the bar. Steve's hunting for a table they can snag, his eyes narrowed in focus. Eddie follows him blindly, his cocktail cupped in both hands.
"I'm serious, Steve! What is it about this adorable face—" He says, gesturing to himself, barely letting go of the straw to talk. It doesn't seem to faze him that Steve doesn't even glance back. "—Says I don't want to enjoy a Whammin' Bammin' Big Booty Colada?"
Steve comes to a stop, pausing his search for a moment to look back at Eddie. His expression seems unimpressed on the surface but Eddie can see his lips twitching up at the corners.
"We've had this conversation too many times, babe." He sighs halfheartedly and takes a quick sip of his own whiskey, eyes casting back out across the bar. "You have scary dog energy, you know this. You specifically dress like this on purpose."
Eddie picks up the pineapple wedged on the edge of his glass and bites into it, sending it down with another sip of his cocktail as Steve leads them further into the back of the bar. He finally spots a spare empty table.
"C'mon, I think I found one." Steve urges, one hand snaking back to make sure Eddie's following.
"Is it a crime to wish to not fall victim to stereotypes?" Eddie prattles on, following Steve duly by slipping his hand into Steve's outstretched one. His cocktail wobbles precariously as he takes another gulp.
"Like when that waitress gave me your awful black coffee! And you got my delicious delicacy that I paid extra hard-earned money for..."
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i like to think that when steve and eddie go out, people always lean into their assumptions and are like hmm ok preppy boy with the polo? oh he gets the fruity cocktail! and eddie is always like >:( i don't want this expensive puddle of piss gimme the bonanza supreme cocktail pls. like excuse me i paid for that.
#steve's got expensive booze taste bcos he partied lots as a teen & he got into his dad's expensive stuff#and now it's all he likes#eddie doesn't drink loads cos he usually smokes instead so when he does drink he never wants to taste the alcohol#and he likes that they're pretty and come w fun things :)#steve also likes black coffee cos he was on that Sports Diet through hs#eddie packs his with sugar and creamer if he can#hehehe have this headcanon <3 from me to you#that i thought of rn#steddie#steve x eddie#steddie ficlet#steddie fic#steddie headcanon#heheheheh <3#i also love drinks with the most insane names. like please tell me you know what i mean#ruby writes steddie
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hear me out: you, me, dennis, and god all know he looks good in lingerie, but maybe he's a little bit unsure what mac "the problem is you're into all that early 80s glam rock femme shit; definitely had masc4masc in his grindr profile" mcdonald will think of it
#macdennis#macdennis fanart#still probably ooc but i don't care lol#this was mostly just an early bday/christmas present to myself but hopefully you can enjoy it as well~#the time for lingerie dennis has finally come#the softest i've drawn them so far lol#the headcanon is that dennis just springs shit that he wants on mac instead of talking about it#that way if it backfires he can blame it all on mac being an idiot#but not this time reynolds------#i have a very confident victoria torturing mac comic in the works to make up for this don't worry#rob can pry mac calling him “den” out of my cold dead little paws#machinegoods#suggestive
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one thing that'll always kind of bug me is how the conflict of percabeth's relationship the year percy turned fifteen goes unaddressed after they get together on his sixteenth birthday. because dude. percy has never owned his life. he's only perceived his existence a nuisance to gabe, a burden to his mother, or a plaything for the gods. so he spends the year before his sixteenth birthday avoiding everyone that reminds him of that because all he sees in the reflection of their eyes is a dead man walking. meanwhile. all annabeth has ever known is instability. first it was her father, then thalia, then luke. and the pattern continues when she falls in love with the boy who always has one foot out the door. and despite it all. she does everything in her power to ensure his permanence in her life. but is wise enough to know the odds are stacked against her. just because luke died and rachel swore off dating doesn't mean those problems stopped existing.
#and listen#i am a percabeth stan#but these two have so much they need to work through#but both of them are actively repressing the anger and resentment and fear that is bubbling underneath all of that love for each other#and i just want them to talk about it#i just want them to go to couples therapy for a bit#and learn how to grow together instead of apart#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#percabeth headcanon#percabeth angst#not my usual percabeth content#but it had to be said 😔
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#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr meme#hsr firefly#hsr Sam#i headcanon her as genderfluid#i think it's very important that everyone notice that the dice have “FUCK YOU” written instead of 20#hoyoverse you have canonical they/thems so PLEASE let me have a she/him#I'm BEGGING you
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I'm completely enamored with this wizard who is in like 5 episodes total and gets barely any lines and I have found THREE other artists who have ever drawn fanart of him. anyway I have decided that I will rectify this injustice by getting even more unwell about them. here he is I love you life giving magus
they're the kind of wizard to say "wonderful!! ^_^ 🌼🌷💞" and "HOT DOG!!!!!!!!‼️💥🤯" in the same 10 seconds <- he has done this canonically
ID in alt, please consider reblogging thank you I love you
they're so silly I love you gnc wizard teacher who enjoys road trips and making yummy treats with their friends
#yesterday I designed his entire house. including the fucking carpets he would have#I have given this guy an extensive backstory and have used the snippets of his personality to fully flesh out his character#I think I need to give him more tummy. actually.#hes got a little bit but truly what is a gnc wizard without a proper muffin top#I have ten billion headcanons for this guy and I WILL provide 97% of the lgm content you'll see on here#life giving magus#ancient sleeping magi of life giving#life giving magus adventure time#adventure time#at fanart#adventure time fanart#artists on tumblr#adventure time wizard city#adventure time magus#asmolg adventure time#at fandom#described art#accessible art#I'm so good at ??? finishing commissions instead of only being able to draw things I'm autistic about
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If anyone needs a new reason to cry over these two today, just remember that the modern-era Will of the TV adaptation took this photo of the Tower of the Angels on the day he and Lyra first met. Meaning that he’s got a photo of Lyra that he probably doesn’t even remember taking, and on some uneventful, monotonous day when he’s back home and absently flicking through his phone he’ll find it. He was in a rush to catch up with her, he remembers, so it’s not a very good photo - a little blurred, taken at an odd angle. Lyra’s not even the focus of the picture; she’s turned away from him, her face completely hidden, Pan almost cut out of the frame entirely. But it’s unmistakably her.
The first time he stumbles across it, Will can hardly bear to look at it. But he keeps the photo always, makes multiple digital and physical copies just in case. Sometimes it hurts to look at. Sometimes it brings him comfort. He takes a copy to Mary Malone and she tacks it up on her laboratory wall. On one of the less painful days he shows it to his mother and laughs as he tells her the story of how she attacked him when they first met.
And on more than one Midsummer’s Day he takes it with him to the Botanic Garden.
#his dark materials#lyra x will#will x lyra#silverparry#panjava#listen i was SO SURE when this episode first aired that the photo would come back in the s3 finale#but it didn't so take this headcanon instead#if that's not enough pain for you just remember that lyra doesn't have any photos of will at all#i kind of want to write a fic about this now
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I found out some stuff about Oni's and I have a whole bunch of new headcanons for Lloyd and Garmadon..
#instead of lloyd being the shortest in the group. hes gotta be fucking TALL due to his oni blood#oni horns are sensitive.. the power this gives me for garmadon and lloyd...#ONI'S ARE CANNIBALISTIC?? DO YOU THINK MAYBE GARMADON ATE SOMEONE BEFORE...#I hope its not mistaké however you spell her name#hopefully lloyd doesnt eat people..#maybe in his oni form...#GARMADON AND LLOYD CAN GO INTO SPACE#Oni's apparently have a weakness of harsh smells and sharp objects too btw..#but in the ninjago universe apparently its the power of creation#Oni's also have HUGE fucking spikey clubs as their weapons im totally gonna give lloyd that fucking thing#also apparently female oni's are likely good with magic and dark spells does that make lloyd and garmadon a trans icon /JJJJJJJJ#transphobes dont attack me 🙄#oni's can have 1-4 HORNS im debating whether lloyd should have that unicorn horn#oni horns can be small or FUCKING HUGE too#so much potential headcanons...#ninjago#ninjago fandom#lloyd montgomery garmadon#lloyd ninjago#ninjago lloyd#lloyd garmadon ninjago#ninjago lloyd garmadon#ninjago lord garmadon#lord garmadon ninjago#lloyd garmadon#garmadon ninjago#ninjago garmadon#oni lloyd
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i also made this guys
yes, jaime in a dress, yes, cross dressing lannister twins are something really important to me
#asoiaf#fan art#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf fanart#asoiaf art#jaime lannister#cersei lannister#i headcanon they both have ear piercings#like the regular earring ones i mean#and it would have a funny story like#they meant to pierce cersei's ears to tell the twins apart#but they mixed them up again and pierced jaime's instead#and jaime liked wearing earrings so he didmt let the hole heal#so it ended up with both of them getting earrings and it didn't work
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if you're doing requests i LOVEEEE your pit withdrawal series like im obsessed so if we can get some more of that i would be so forever grateful and happy. maybe with bruce and jason. np if not tho ok thx <3
#ill be here when you wake up#pit withdrawal#jason todd#tim drake#nga mihi anon thanks for the prompt#<3#sponsored by sony#headcanon tim is most like bruce so we have him instead#batbros
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Pavia’s interview on UTTU is so funny to me
#reverse 1999#re1999#reverse 1999 pavia#r1999 fanart#reverse: 1999#idk why but i headcanon Pavia with vitiligo#also Pandora doesn’t have an official sprite so i just got a random npc design instead#archerarts
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I think Astarion should randomly say no when you ask for a kiss and you can offer to give him a hug instead. I think he should do that. I think that should be an option.
#bg3#bg3 spoilers#astarion#DEDICATED. HUG. OPTION. FOR. ALL OF THEM.#well idk if lae'zel would be into it but ... i think i could crack that horrible green egg#personally i think post-game spawn astarion is always down for an innocent little smooch so i have no horse in this race BUT#maybe sometimes he's in the mood for a hug instead?? what then??#a kiss AND hug? now we're cooking with gas#headcanon that astarion says no to a kiss one time just to see how hira will react and they don't miss a beat and ask for a hug instead#and seem equally excited about it#so of course he gives them a hug and a smooch at the end cuz he 'changed his mind'
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When Steve and Eddie start dating Wayne pulls Steve aside and is like “I know this sounds odd but you’re gonna have to take him on walks every once in a while.”
And Steve is just like “?? Sir? He is not a dog?”
Wayne gives him a slightly haunted look, muttering “sometimes I wonder,” under his breath before clearing his throat and telling Steve to just trust him on this one.
Steve thinks this is probably something Wayne had to do when Eddie was a child to get him out of the house but the man is a full-grown adult now, Steve is not gonna walk him.
He kind of forgets about it until one day. Eddie’s been staying at Steve’s for the week and he gets home from work only to find the kitchen absolutely wrecked. He finds Eddie in another room standing in a pile of books. He very slowly approaches him, putting his hands out and making his voice soft and as carefully as he can being like, “Hey, babe, what’s up?”
Eddie whips around, eyes big and wild, rambling almost too fast for Steve to understand. “I needed to make a cake but I didn’t have a recipe so I improvised and that did not work so I went to find a recipe and did you know there are like fifty-year-old medical books here? There are so many descriptions of gross stuff in them.” He waves one of Steve’s granddads old books around and Steve has to lean back to not get smacked by it.
“Yeah… my granddad was a doctor,” he says all while eyeing him warily.
His hair is frizzier than usual and he’s about to turn around to grab more books and Steve does not know what this is or what to do? Should he do something? That’s when he remembers what Wayne said about walks and the way he had looked, a bit stressed and disbelieving. It’s about how Steve is feeling right now so he might as well try, right?
So he grabs Eddie, pulling him along towards the door, making up the first excuse he can think of. “Speaking of my granddad, he built a tree-house for me in the woods behind the house, let’s go look.”
He walks into the woods at the wrong opening, leading them kind of far in before turning around to wander and pretending to look. He finally steers them back to where the tree-house actually is, all in its tiny rotten glory, and right at the edge of the lawn.
“Guess it was closer than I remember,” he says with a shrug as if dragging Eddie around for twenty minutes insisting it was further in is in any way a believable mistake.
Eddie gives him a look like he’s acting insane, which, okay fair but Eddie did start it. And anyways he looks better now, judgmental as all hell but better.
“Cool,” He eventually says then stomps back inside.
Eddie spends the rest of the day making fun of Steve for getting lost in the woods where he grew up but he’s not climbing the walls anymore so Steve counts it as a win.
After that he brings Eddie on regular walks, tells him it’s because he doesn’t do sports anymore and needs to move, doesn’t always feel like running and it’s boring going alone. Eddie accepts it easily but also says it’s so weird because Wayne will also drag him along on walks, and, like, what about him attracts these people who need to go on walks all the time and can’t do it alone?
Steve and Wayne have a pact to never tell Eddie, they do not even want to imagine how that would go because Eddie is a drama queen at heart and their system is working (until years later when Steve and Eddie live together hours away and Steve goes on a trip with Robin, he comes back to Eddie on his way to turn their living room into a greenhouse)
#not at all making this post because I have to take myself on walks to not start climbing the walls#or lay in a depressed cocoon whimpering to myself in the most pitiful way#that happens to Eddie too#once when Steve is busy with work and forgets to drag him outside and Eddie just gets a blanket and gets on the floor and his lip is#actually trembling and Steve is like alright lets go baby lets see nature and Eddie does not want to because he is sad#so instead they sit outside for a while slowly working their way to maybe going on a walk#I forget to take myself on walks all the time and then ill go stir-crazy and not connect the dots for way too long#it's time blindness and hyper focus- absolutely not understanding you haven't seen the outside in four days and that that's kinda bad#and I am putting that shit on eddie okay#Dels steddie thoughts#my post#steddie#steve x eddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#steddie headcanon#steddie ficlet
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A lonely moment, away from the party.
What is she thinking of, I wonder?
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"ids?" the curly headed bouncer asks and honestly, for a seedy hicktown bar, steve's surprised they have a bouncer at all, let alone one who looks that good under dim neon lights.
he can feel robin, ever the queen of nonchalance, freeze next to him before shoving her hand into her vest pocket and fumbling around for her fake. steve on the other hand pulls his license confidently out of his wallet and holds it out for the guy to see, turning to ask robin a question.
"so what are you going to get first-"
"no good, buddy." the bouncer looks regretful and already has his sharpie in hand to mark the back of his hand. steve sputters and drops his hand before double checking that he pulled out his id and not something dumb like a frozen yogurt punch card or family video membership card.
"what do you mean, 'no good'? how can it be no good? robin-"
his license isn't expired, it's not a fake, his face is clearly there and visible in all it's beautiful glory, and it should be able to get him into some shitty dive with no problem. the bouncer already has robin's hand in his and making a large black x on the back as she grins sheepishly at steve.
"sorry, i had to cave," she whispers while inspecting the marker lines under the dingy street light. "it's not exactly the most convincing fake."
"and you," the bouncer interrupts with a finger pointing in steve's direction and a very attractive smirk that steve is absolutely not going to think about later, "are a few weeks shy of 21, so give me your hand."
steve scowls, eyebrows pulled together and crosses his arms over his chest. "oh, come on man... look. i wasn't even going to get anything hard, just a beer or something. gotta be good to drive this thing home, you know?"
he hears robin squawk at being called a thing and bats his hand away from where he gestured to her with his thumb. he hears the bouncer laugh at either steve or robin, he's not sure, but he's very sure that he wants to hear the laugh again. he smiles in return, tries to flash the harrington charm to worm his way out of being resolved to ginger ale all night and he thinks he might have cracked the guy but then-
"nice try, pretty boy." his hand is being pulled up and the cool tip of the sharpie is pressing into his hand. steve rolls his eyes, ignores robin cackling in the background and crowing something about how it serves him right, and looks down to see the bouncer writing even more on his hand than just an x.
there's a scrawl of numbers underneath the black lines that force him to stay sober followed by a name, eddie, and a smaller x followed by o. cute, he thinks, and feels his cheeks flare up like a light.
"steve, let's go!" robin yells through the doorway as the band they came to see kicks up, the smooth voice of their singer already greeting the crowd through the tinny speakers.
"for later, if you want." the bouncer smirks and pats the back of steve's hand, his fingers trailing over the drying marker in a very not subtle way, leaving fire in it's wake. "i get off at 1 and i have beer that i'm willing to share without the eyes of the law following us. consider it an early birthday present, steve."
steve gives him a smirk in return and nods before turning to follow robin into the bar, throwing a wink over his shoulder. "happy birthday to me, then."
#can you imagine that i tried to make this a short lil hc and instead ended up writing like way more than i intended#the crowd pretends to be shocked#i literally have so much work to do today and i chose to do this instead whoops#steddie#steddie headcanon#my writing#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie drabble#steddie ficlet
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okay boone, so we need you to RAWR for the camera (featuring a doodle or 2 of boone with hair bc i was just curious...)
#craig boone#fnv boone#fnv#fallout#fallout new vegas#fallout fanart#new vegas#i have 2 sides#silly cutesy baba baby boone art#and borderline vent art of boone#that whiskey bottle btw on the sink he uses as mouthwash#so take that headcanon with what you will#i can literally see in my head boone brushing his teeth#and then just#downing half a bottle of whiskey to rinse but he swallows instead and looks in the mirror in disgust#meanwhile arcade or someone just witnessed the absolute horror of it all and boone is just like WHAT.#okay ill stop rambling and go to bed now
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