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i asked this man why he rarely fucks me in doggy and he literally said cuz i wanna look at ur pretty face like are u kidding me im gna stab myself thats so cute
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i am a huge advocate of aziraphale being a bitch i encourage and actively support it actually
#LET HIM BE A FUCKING BITCH GUYS PLEASE#stop making him a fumbling clueless fuck i am so tired#he's passive aggressive he's snappish he's fucking bitchy and i love him more than anything#if u disagree lets fight in the comments im bored as hell#aziraphale#good omens#good omens season 2#good omens s2#ineffable husbands
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HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!! I REPEAT, HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!!
#i havent posted anything on this site for years and i talk for these bitches..... as it should be#hes doing the marceline sexy smoldering eyes too i cant take this#i havent seen anyone talk about this and i am LOSING it over this detail i need everyone and their mother to know this#i already commented about this on youtube and someone was already doubting like 'i thought hes looking at the lemoncarbs'#AND I WILL SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. U CAN SEE HIS EYES GO DOWN (TO WHERE GARY'S ASSETS ARE) THEN UP TO MEET HIS EYES WHEN HE LOOKS BACK#the lemoncarbs are clearly to the left where gary is staring at in horror.....keep up people.#he doesnt look at the lemoncarbs once until they started insulting gary's cute lil baking with the 'i hate their little faces' line#and then u can see his eyes move from left (to where lemoncarbs are) to right to look at gary again.#THERE. CASE OVER#I BETTER NOT SEE ANYONE INVALIDATE THEIR OBVIOUS FUCKING FLIRTING OR I WILL#cry. theyre very important to me. i love bubbline/gumlee so much i will die for them#its also funny that hes doing that NOW when our boy is clearly stressed tf out#its giving 'hate to see you leave love to see you go' energy lmaooo#gumlee#adventure time#fionna and cake#adventure time fionna and cake#gary prince#marshall lee
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me when nico with scars me when flirty solangelo me when this book ruins my life mme when
#i just love them so much FUCK#this book made me so happy#idgaf what yall tumblr bitches have to say i loved it so much#solangelo u will always be famous#tsats spoilers#the sun and the star#solangelo#nico di angelo#will solace#pjo#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#livsmessydoodles#livsmessydoodlez#pjo art#pjo fanart#fanart
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the real joke here is that i'm pretty sure fake pep is like totally average person height, it's just that the rest of this cast are fuckin pipsqueaks
hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette]<-u are here [peppino] [gustavo] [gerome] [noisette again]
#regardless of what i said abt the noise these two are DEFINITELY besties#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#fake peppino#noisette#gustavo is 1 foot tall to me. peppino is not more than 4'. they are funny little cartoons and fake pep is just. a guy.#brick is at LEAST six feet tall though idk whats up with him. huge rat#only cute fake peps in this one...u will get The Beast next one though. next one is with peppinooooo...#framing of it is proving to be a bit of a pain though so im prolly gonna do a silly aside thing first#arting#there is not really a joke with the tip jar btw i just needed fp to be....doing something. boring if he just sits there.#Popular post#i dont have anything else to say here except to bitch about how utterly fucked the framing and perspetive of this one is oops#pizzaposting
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one of the things about having an unstable parent is that it can so easily ruin your future. you want to get out, but getting out takes having agency. it takes the resume and the grades and the stellar community service history.
but you have to choose your battles. you know if you sign up for an after-school activity, it'll be okay for a while, so long as the activity is parent-approved and god-fearing. over time, like all things, it will become an argument (i can't keep carting your ass to these things) or a weapon (talk to me like that again, see if you get to go to practice). sometimes, if you love the thing, it's worth it. but you also know better than to love something: that's how they get you. if you ever actually want something, it will always be the center of their attention. they will never stop threatening you with it. telling you of course i'm a good parent, i came to all of those stupid events.
you learn to balance yourself perfectly. you can either have a social life or you can have hobbies. both of these things will be under constant scrutiny. you spend too much time with her, you should be at home with family is equally paired with you're acting like this because you're addicted to what's on that goddamn screen. you cannot ever actually win, so everything falls within a barter system that you calculate before entering: do you want to learn how to drive? if so, you'll need to give up asking for a new laptop, even though yours died. maybe you can work on a computer at the library. of course, that would mean you'd be allowed to go to the library, which would mean something else has to bleed. nothing ever actually comes free.
and that bitter, horrible irony: you could be literally following their orders and it still isn't pretty. they tell you to get a job; they hate that your job keeps you late and gives you access to actual money. they tell you to do better in school; they say no child of mine needs a tutor. they want you to stop being so morose, don't you know there are people who are really suffering - but they revile the idea you might actually need therapy.
you didn't survive that fall the way other people would. you've seen other people scramble and get their way out, however they could. maybe you were made too-soft: the answer didn't come to you easily. it wasn't quick. it was brutal and nasty. some people even asked you why didn't you just work hard and escape during school? and you felt your head spinning. why didn't you? (they control your financial aid. they control your loan status. they love having that kind of thing). maybe in another life you got diagnosed sooner and got the meds you needed to actually focus and got attention from the right teachers who helped you clear hurdles to get up out of here - but for now? here?
the effort of trying. the effort of not-dying. that kind of effort was absolutely agonizing.
#writeblr#btw i got out#even though i felt this way#i was undiagnosed and was in a particularly fucked up situation#(it's complicated lol)#i had no money and no way out#no car no license . i still had a curfew at 22 years old#and still. i got out.#you can get out too.#i wasn't allowed to literally do anything after school we were pretty much only allowed 1 hobby#and STILL i got out.#it wasn't bc i was particularly smart or capable or clever. it's that 1. i got lucky & 2.#i knew there had to be The Rest of The World#and I wanted to at least VAGUELY get to the Rest of the World before i gave up trying#sometimes it's the spite that gets u thru it. that sense - fuck u#FUCK YOU ACTUALLY.#im gonna make my own life u stupid bitch. since u seem so convinced i could never REALLY do it.#whenever ppl are like <3 just cut out ur parents <3 im like <3 have u never been poor lol <3#<3 i needed them to sign my loans <3#<3 bestie not every person who is struggling is going to be able to make the grades and hero status to get a free ride.#and guess what baby!! we still deserve to get out and have a good life.
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Throwing back on this lesson because the fact that he was so jealous that Mammon gifted MC the plushie and he don’t want to show it because Diavolo was there.
#GODDAMN IT BITCH IMMA FUCK U TOO DONE WORRY#he is so loverboy trapped in a sadist body#omswd lucifer#obey me shall we date#obey me#obey me!#lucifer obey me#obey me lucifer#obey me fic#mammon obey me#om! mammon
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a snuff film, my slug record
#hetalia#rusame#amerus#aph america#hws america#alfred f jones#aph russia#hws russia#ivan braginsky#myart#its like those gay little eroge where theres two crazy bitches that want to kiss you and kill you and each other#but i hate male yandere so u have to imagine them being fucked up yanderegirls but loveles and gnawing at their fingers#favorite of mine
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"But Stolas cheated on Stella!" Sorry I don't care if abuse victims cheat on their abusers hope it helps xoxo
#lycan.txt#helluva boss#Insane wild nutty to find Stella defenders in the year of our lord 2024 but here we are#Like y'all can just like her bc she's a bitch yknow like god forbid women are villains. The best thing abt her is that shes a fuckin asshol#she's so fucking fun to watch and her VA puts her whole fucking chest on that performance why would u want her to be a good person#whats the fucking point then y'all just want an oc
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of course u make another creature and of course u put glasses on it
#it doesnt even need glasses like at all#my art#oc art#digital art#traditional art#for like one...#doodlings#ears progressively get bigger and bigger#dumb fops#try to design a vile thing that isnt just johnny 2 challenge fucking impossible#TRY TO DESING A CHARACTER WITHOUT A MIDDLE PART CHALLENGE#FUCKING IMPOSSILED#or glasses#anyway only beast in a 500 mile radius with a cellphone#damn bitch how do u have furry same face syndrome#i think its juts i have no many fucking things theyre bound to start looking samey IDK idc i love him#at least its not another DEAD CORPSE CHARACTER#I MEANT SO MANY NOT NO MANY
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"I was afraid of facing you. I can't even call you by your name."
THE NOVELIST: PLAYBACK (2021).
DIRECTED BY: MIKI KOICHIRO.
#the novelist#the novelist: playback#asianlgbtqdramas#asiandramasource#jdramasource#tvedit#mediagifs#*#faiza gifs#THESE! CODEPENDENT! BITCHES!#GOD im so glad i could find a decent t*rr*nt of playback last night i can FINALLY gif it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#anyway. THIS SCENE. my GOD.#rio FINALLYYYYYYY breaking down ALL this walls ALL HIS EGO on the fucking FLOOR#just being VULNERABLE in front of haruhiko after training it through to japan JUST TO COME#AND SAY SORRY TO HIM.#yalllllll theyre just SO .... SATISFYING.#the WHOLE novelist franchise is THERAPY. u see them go thru EVERY stage of toxicity right through to tenderness.#i mean theyre still HUGELY filled with issues. but. THEYRE OKAY. theyre messed up bitches PERFECTLY codependent on one another.#god and dont even GET ME STARTED on rio not even being able to SAY haruhiko bc it just weighs GO MUCH TOO MUCH on his tongue#BC THAT MEANS BEING VULNERABLE AND LETTING SOMEONE IN AND HE COULD NOT LET HIMSELF DO THAT.#NOR DID HE THINK HE WAS WORTHY OF HARUHIKO TO EVEN SAY HIS NAME IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEE
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they’re in love your honor
#FUCKING GUESS WHAT#soapghost brainrot real#THIS ONE FOR THE BITCHES WHO ENJOY THOSE STUPID FLUFFY CIVILIAN FICS#ME IM BITCHES#u can take it as canon soapghost#but in my head this is florist ghost with tattoo artist soap#god i love that fic so much#or yknow what this can also be that one fic#where ghost is a veteran in an antique store and johnnys a famous footballer#me drawing simon: im about to make this bitch look like he never seen the sun#me drawing johnny: im about to make him Devastatingly Bright#soapghost#ghostsoap#ghoap#simon ghost riley#john soap mctavish#simon riley#john mctavish#soap x ghost#ghost x soap#cod mw2#call of duty#cod#modern warfare 2#mw2#call of duty modern warfare#cod modern warfare 2#my art
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stupid dungeon meshi au where laios is an unexplainable eldritch monster thing that constantly eats anything he can get his hands on. everyone in the party treats him like a slightly disorderly raccoon. everyone outside the party gets a fastpass to heaven from just seeing him.
#people meeting the touden party for the first time: GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH#falin: he don't bite :)#to some people he's so incomprehensible that he circles right back around to being some white guy#izutsumi joining and properly seeing laios: you're seeing that thing right. i can't be hallucinating you're seeing this shit too right.#marcille and chilchuck who just see some dude: yea it's just our token male tallman#nothing changes in the first half of dungeon meshi except falin didn't die but laios ate the red dragon and thistle forcibly kicks them out#the second half of the story is everyone desperately trying to hide laios from the canaries#while the man himself wanders off to hunt for winged lion meat#kabru: ok so hear me out. the touden party aren't hiding anything haha no falin's brother goes to another dungeon.#but theoretically if he was in the dungeon right now and he was also an ancient eldritch monster capable of eating the world what would u d#mithrun: ...there's another touden?#the winged lion is fucking terrified of laios. the winged lion does not know if eldritch monsters can eat demons.#the winged lion is about to find out.#finale of this au is a kaiju battle between the demon and laios#laios#laios touden#laios thorden#falin touden#falin thorden#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi spoilers#my art#fanart#art#doodle#don't repost or your tibia is going in the broth next
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JOSHUA
_WORLD Band Live Session
#joshua#joshua hong#hong jisoo#seventeen#svt#*mine#my gif#tw eyestrain#svtgifs#heymax#maddieblr#userhev#useryenas#usermery#jennalook#damn j ur inner joshushu is showing :/#he's so on my ass rn and i need him to not be. immediately.#a bitch made 3 gifsets of the SAME MF VIDEO and they allllllllll look completely fucking different lmao#but i'm kinda. rly happy w how these came out. sooo. bye <3#95 line my beloveds. i don't show u enough adoration on main and i should. consider this a plea for forgiveness.
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And this time, I'll make sure I'm quiet.
#bg3#bg3 astarion#astarion#baldurs gate 3#bg3 spoilers#my gifs#fuck it double whammy astarion wednesday i had this in the vault#made this scene front facing as well as so u bitches can blush as as much as i did xoxo
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q!Bagi : "Cellbit confessed to me he killed a worker"
q!BBH :
#q!bbh#q!badboyhalo#q!bagi#q!cellbit#bagi#bbh#badboyhalo#cellbit#qsmp#i'm sorry but i find it so fucking funny how q!bbh did a dramatic gasp when bagi said that like#bitch u literally knew
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