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foxglovecove · 6 months

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This is their dynamic right?

#Loki comic #silly #Loki and Thor #frenemies #peak sibling energy #so I’m told #Loki #Thor #my art #marvel #Loki marvel #Thor marvel #Loki is a dramatic bitch #and Thor well he’s Thor

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itsafreetrialofdeath · 4 months

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sorry Mystra he’s not your wizard anymore

#my art #bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #bg3 mystra #always thought she was blonde…#also yeah outfit change oh well #sorry mother of all magic but you told him to die so now I’m gonna hunt you down for sport #this is like the one thing I make sure to do every time I make it to act 3 #baldur’s gate 3

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foldingfittedsheets · 3 months

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I worked retail for a long time and people really do treat you like shit sometimes. But between selling sex toys, mattresses, and jewelry I can say definitively I got treated worst selling mattresses.

All three of my jobs were in sales but selling sex toys we were allowed to put people in their place, and in jewelry people didn’t want to misbehave in a fancy setting. But people at the mattress store had no problem yelling at me, hitting on me, or insulting me to my face.

For a while I was managing my own store for the company. I ran a small location and had struggling employees placed with me for rehabilitation. If their numbers improved they could go back to bigger stores. If not, they got fired.

So this meant I was the manager of problem employees. At one point both of my people had a foot out the door. The company was going downhill and changed computer systems and they were fed up. Consequently, they made a ton of mistakes, because they just didn’t care about the job or learning the new systems.

I strolled into work on what was essentially my Monday to a shit show. Deliveries scheduled without product, wrong things on orders, poor expectations of the process, you name it. I spent the entire morning getting yelled at for mistakes that weren’t mine.

The final straw came when a man called furious that his moms bed for her nursing home had a delivery window he couldn’t accommodate. This wasn’t a huge disaster since we still had time to deliver it before she moved. I ran him through the options and he just kept screaming at me. Not for a solution but because I was there and he was frustrated.

My heart filled with malice and a cold fury. A calculating part of my brain had a realization in that moment that I could stay a punching bag or I could strike back.

I quavered my voice delicately, taking in a shaky, warbling breath like I was trying not to cry. “Sir,” I quivered through fake tears, “I don’t know what you want from me! I told you what I can do, I didn’t make this mistake I’m just trying to fix it!” My voice broke pitifully on the last syllables, sounding in all ways like a sweet innocent person being yelled at who’s just trying her best, really!

It was like I’d doused him with cold water. My emotional act was the realization that he was screaming at someone who was just doing their damn job, and he was being an asshole. He hastily made an excuse and hung up.

I had a third employee covering with me from another store that day who heard everything. When I hung up, I looked over to see them watching me with an awed expression. “Did… did you just pretend to cry?”

“I absolutely fucking did,” I said with feeling, “and I’d do it a thousand more times. If that’s what it takes for someone to realize they’re behaving like a fucking prick, they deserve it.” The employee looked at me like I was their hero.

The man called back, apologizing profusely, having magically arranged his schedule to accommodate delivery. He came in later that week with an apology Starbucks gift card. I was gracious in my acceptance.

I pulled it a few more times before leaving the company. I felt no shame in the ruse. If someone behaves so poorly that it’s plausible their behavior would drive someone to tears they deserve to feel absolutely wretched about it.

#ramblies #ffs foibles #story #retail #retail hell #I have had people over the years had qualms with the ruse #one person even told me it was so unprofessional #that I’d pretend to be in more distress was not nice of me. but getting yelled at is not nice and I’m in a position where I can’t yell back #and who would they complain to that I cried? would they go to corporate and say how unprofessional the lady cried when I screamed at her!

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turtleblogatlast · 2 months

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Was thinking about this again haha

Anyway I adore Hueso and Leo’s dynamic and wanted to include Hueso Jr in it because I like to think Leo can be shockingly good with kids

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt hueso #rottmnt leo #rottmnt hueso jr #rise leo #I wish we actually got to meet hueso jr #he’s so cute from the literal One Picture we saw #and it would have been so fun to see the sardonic Hueso’s son be so happy go lucky #he goes up to Leo all ‘you’re the one my papá always complains about!:D’#and before Leo can go ‘omg tío talks about me 🥹’ jr hugs him tightly #says he ‘always wanted a brother!!’#Leo tries not to cry fails and promptly says ‘what if I told you I’m a package deal’#Hueso Jr now has four big bros #turtle art tag #I JUST REALIZED I SHOULD PROBABLY START KEEPING A TAG FOR ART…

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piebaldpins · 2 months

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HES MY FAVORITE AND I LOVE HIM AND I SPENT FAR TOO LONG ON IT BUT

LOOK AT THIS!!

#my art i guess #hazbin art #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #helluva boss fizzarolli #fizzarolli #fizzy frog #I TOLD YOU HE WAS COMING #AND THERES SO MUCH MORE #I’m gonna pin him but #i had to make a frog blink #fizzarozzie #fizzmodeus

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shaxza · 2 years

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bad week for PMs of island nations across the world

#EDIT >#i have been told that it wasn’t actually protestors who burnt the president’s house rather police #unfortunately tumblr doesn’t delete posts like twitter so i’m editing the tags #i should have put ‘the PM/president of sri lanka’s house is on fire’ instead #please do keep this in mind when you share the news! apologies again #world politics #current events #british politics #shinzo abe #uk politics #sri lanka #boris johnson #supernatural

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lightros · 1 year

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the great thing about dissociation is that i can turn my brain off instead of committing to sleep

the bad thing about dissociation (you know- apart from the obvious) is that I’m trying to sleep

#dissociation #insomnia #sleep is good actually #so i’m told

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chaoticace2005 · 3 months

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Inspired by this fic: Something New (For Good Luck) - Chapter 1 - False_Fantasy - Hazbin Hotel (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]

@falsefantasy

Lucifer, talking to Husk and Angel: I’d take a page out of your boyfriend’s book and-

Angel: *spits out drink*

Husk: My what?

Lucifer:

Lucifer: Oh, sorry, are you two married? Okay, husband’s book-

Angel and Husk, both blushing: NO!

#I mean… nobody’s told Lucy that they aren’t together yet right?#so…#I’m waiting for this mistake to happen in the show #watch this be how one of them figures out they have feelings #why did he call him my boyfriend? we aren’t boyfriends! we wouldn’t date #…right?#hazbin hotel #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel husk #husker #huskerdust #hazbin husk #lucifer morningstar #lucifer hazbin hotel #hanthony #anthony hazbin hotel

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doctorsiren · 9 months

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“Sometimes when magicians vanish, they leave something behind…That’s how Trucy became Trucy Wright…my daughter. To be honest, I was pretty lost those first few days. Thinking back on it, it was a pretty dark time in my life. But Trucy…happy, smiling Trucy…she was my light.”

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #phoenix wright #trucy wright #beanix #ace attorney fanart #comic #art #digital art #my art #fanart #procreate #this started out as me wanting to give an origin to his dumb beanie #but then it became something so cute 😭😭#she’s his sunshine 😭#I took inspiration from Gwen Stacy’s universe where the colours reflect the mood and characters #especially for the part where Gwen hugs her dad —> Trucy hugging Phoenix #the only time that Trucy is fully blue is when she’s empathizing with Phoenix #because he probably told her that it’s okay to cry as well #I’M REALLY HAPPY WITH THIS GRRR 😭💖😭💖#if I had a nickel for everytime I’ve created something where a dad is crying and their young child comes to comfort them and cheer them up #I would have a LOT of nickels #also!! when doing the shading #i first laid down shadows over Phoenix’s entire form #but then when shaping the shadows I took shadow away from Phoenix and added small shadows to Trucy #and she’s acting like a sort of pseudo-light source (the beanie also acts as this as well ^^)#sunshine is my middle name (not even joking) and so Trucy being his light resonates with me #it’s funny bc this comic literally contradicts the comic I did a couple days back because in that one he already has the beanie #but in this one Trucy says Iris helped her make the beanie

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anna-scribbles · 18 days

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was told today by a child that i look like “adrien but if he was a girl” and i WILL be riding that high for the rest of my life

#it was so unexpected. also almost completely just because i am blonde i’m sure #but i was wearing green + my claws out converse so. warranted #have i told you guys about my claws out converse. my #they’re so sick. i love them #was also told by the children that every boy i draw looks like adrien. so. yeah #they were reading me for filth today #ml #anna rambles

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effallya · 1 year

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Hello friends from Twitter I am here too 😭Here is zagreus hadesgame, I hope the hellsite lives!!!!

#hades game #hades fanart #zagreus #hades supergiant #hades #why is the text so big how do I make it small. help I’m on mobile. I don’t live here I just visit on holiday #thank you everybody who has told me how to change the text size on mobile that was very kind of you

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skiaskai · 1 year

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Trimax redraw but make it Stampy

#trigun #trigun stampede #trimax spoilers #guess who’s reading trimax and gaining emotional trauma #It’s me I’m in pain (and loving it)#I’m so mad I slept on trigun for so many years it was RIGHT THERE all this time #To the dA user in 2007 who told me I’d like it #you were correct and I was a fool #my art

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pachimation · 10 months

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you ever joke about a ship to yourself and then, like, kinda like it? and then you joke about it to friends and it’s totally an ironic thing bc it’s not like you actually like this character and god forbid you actually like this ship. and then something happens but like it’s literally nothing (museum event) and then you take a couple screenshots or like record a cutscene (museum event!!!). and then maybe you wake up after working on ship art of them and like you’re wishing there’s more art for this ship and you’re polling ppl on instagram about what the widely agreed upon ship name is and then you’re like, aw FUCK.

anyway, ah FUCK. they’re actually kinda cute together ngl.

#honkai star rail #sampo koski #caelus #hsr mc #samcae #is that it??? is that the ship name????#thats what ppl on insta told me like i’m nost asking ppl publicly on twit #ANYWAY I HATE SAMPO I HATE HIS DUMB FACE #caelus im sorry bby i keep shipping you with him but i like your complete and utter dislike of this man #that one fourth wall breaking cutscene had me like hmmm on samcae but the museum scene #caelus just annoyedly staring sampo for like several seconds was so good #*sigh*#*shoves the two of them into the Machine*#my art

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feelingtheaster99 · 2 months

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What I find so funny is that in receiving small glimpses of episodes I haven’t seen, I fully assumed that Kipperlilly Copperkettle was some type of dog-based humanoid? But no, that was Kristen just roasting her to FLITH upon meeting her

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