sorry Mystra he’s not your wizard anymore

Y'all would not GUESS the conversation i had with my friend yesterday while watching enola holmes

Her: oh, sherlock's his name?

Me: yea

Her: so she named her son detective? And he became a detective? That's kinda weird

Me: wait what are you talking about?

Her: sherlock means detective, right? It's like a title, like chief?

Me: no, it's a name

Her: what?

Me: yea sherlock is a name, it doesn't mean detective

Her: oh i thought it did bc of no shit sherlock?

Me: no, "no shit sherlock" is a reference to him, because he's known as a brilliant detective so you'd call someone sherlock sarcastically

Her: oh...

Her: wow, this sherlock must have been a really important man then, if people still use that expression years later

Me: ... what?

Her: yea, idk what he did but it must have been big right?

Me: honey.... sherlock is a fictional character

Her: ... what ...

Me: people say no shit sherlock because the books about this fictional character became so popular. It was a book series.

Her: ... he doesn't exist?

Me: NO!!!

all I’m asking is for one of you bitches to write a best selling novel with enough cold/sneeze scenes for it to be horny and sexy to this community but wouldn’t make a vanilla suspicious. oh and i want it to be fantasy and a love triangle thank youuuuuuu

once again thinking about limes very quick descent into madness surrounding the time when he realizes he might like mochi after the first night he spends cuddling with her. always love the slow start of "Okay she's kinda cute I guess. She has cute tendencies sometimes. There, you happy? I admitted it. Now leave me alone." which in the span of about 3 days RAPIDLY spills into being unable to think about anything else to the point he can barely hold a conversation with anyone because his mind keeps daydreaming back to holding her in his arms. All day feeling like "I can still feel her warmth on me..." and has to keep being snapped back to reality by everyone around him

he can barely even talk to mochi because he keeps thinking about it. has no idea what to say to her the next day. is very quiet. and mochi thinks hes mad/uncomfortable with her now, since hes always so standoffish to girls at school she thinks she might be in that category now. so the next night while lime is about to go to bed, STILL THINKING ABOUT IT, and he gets a text from her that reads something like: [Hey lime!! about last night- sorry i fell asleep on you!! i know your not super comfortable with that stuff!! it wont happen again!! 🙇‍♀️ see you tomorrow!] and he feels his heart drop to his fucking stomach. lays there reading it back over and over with his thoughts a mix of "Yeah I guess that makes sense, it happened by accident. It was never gonna be a repetitive thing." vs "Won't happen again...? Like....ever? Are you fucking kidding me? I never get that ever again?"

eventually after an hour of tossing and turning, thinks up some bullshit excuse to sneak over to her house and climb up over her little bedroom balcony, knocks on her window and says something like "Hey uhhh you forgot one of your socks over at my place so I brought it back." or something that is absolutely stupid and could've definitely waited for the next day. manages to weasel his way into crawling into her bed with her because every bone in his body is telling him to.

huheuheu love to see lime aching for her eheheh

IMAGES OF CHIYOKO HISAKAWA : 1 of ???

once gaining steady income as a mangaka, chiyoko seriously contemplates a more elaborate tattoo; rather than the cute little images she's imagined here and there, she wants something truly stunning to look at. the idea strikes her one morning after managing to spill paint all over her favorite pair of shorts, a deep green running over the blue material and down her calves. wouldn't it be pretty to paint her skin much like a canvas? chiyo eventually settled on a design that looks similar to watercolor, and though the visuals above lack much color, chiyo's tattoos are deep blues, purples, and reds that fade into each other, similar to what you see in these images here ( nudity warning, though nothing explicit ). the shading would most resemble the bottom right image, filling empty space with shadow or colored gradient. her tattoo curls along her right arm, across her chest, and down the left side of her waist, hip, and leg ( as depicted in the bottom left image ). getting to this point has, of course, taken quite a bit of time, especially as chiyo had to grow comfortable enough with her tattoo artist to allow them near parts of her body that are typically concealed. the whole thing has cost her a lot of money and tears, but she's pretty proud of the art she and her tattooist created. she plans to keep adding to it in the future.

ten needs to be trapped in a torture chamber forever for what he does to martha. I hope jakey the time lord fucking dies

Color for the G-Boys? QUATRE! :D

i got a previous post talking about little snow hats for the boiz but find that they aren't super straight (heh) forward with their color schemes necessarily so i'm asking the fandom! top two colors will be quatre's snow cap colors <3

vote on heero here, duo here, trowa here and last but not least wufei!

sorry just thinking abt how buffy’s hair reflects her mental state

I asked a professional Blondie, aka my mom(I never saw her natural hair color irl cuz she's been dying it since before I was even born, but I promise you she's dark Blondie), what color was Kris's hair (based on the interview JokerOutSubs posted today) and she said it was clearly blonde like my little brother's

seemingly the only way i can ever get into any new thing is if i spontaneously decide to watch/read it

I’m actually I think maybe more mad about the treatment Ethan got in that film. People talking about him like he’s James Bond and I will not stand for it. He’s never disrespected or diminished a female agent and he’s NEVER let a GF die not even in MI2 which was so bad it was retconned (unless I guess you count MI OG?? Like I wouldn’t but). He’s just nice. Benji has played damsel in distress more than anyone in the series. Furious they would even TRY to paint him that way.

a Josie Lacuna i drew in the car today for @you-have-been-frizzled's twin!sophie au!!!

Me writing my heartlockes smut: Hmm how am i going to make blondie a sexual deviant this time maybe i can-

Also me already knowing what im going to end up writing: Shes gonna fuck in public, she always fucks in public. We do this every single fucking time- IT NEVER CHANGES

I've been having a lot of crazy dreams lately.

A lot of them about my deceased grandmother lately, for some reason. And I haven't dreamed about her in years--and I miss her--so that's been kind of nice.

I also had a dream about my grandpa (the grandma I've been dreaming about's husband)--who has also passed--the other day. Like, I was doing some sort of play, and then my grandpa showed up. I don't know if he was part of the play, or what. And, sadly, I've gotten to the point where I'm somewhat starting to forget what my grandpa looked like (i should probably specify that my grandpa passed away some years before my grandma did). But in this dream, he looked exactly right. So I guess my subconscious remembers everything about my grandpa perfectly, at least. And it was so wonderful to see him, too.

Then there was some sort of dream about Final Fantasy X at some point... And since I've been thinking about FFX again, I guess that makes sense.

And then one night, there was a dream where Buffy and Angel met up and explained to each other the lovers they were having in, like, the later seasons of Buffy and Angel (Spike and Cordelia), like, how the two of them were, like, dying and needed these lovers to not completely fall apart--since Buffy and Angel couldn't be together at the time--but deep down they were still each other's one true love.

I also had a dream about some KH adaptation where the KH crew was getting beaten badly in some fight (like SRK and Donald and Goofy were. Maybe Mickey was there, too), and the person adapting the story decided to have Naminé born from Kairi in this moment--Keyblade wielding and all--so she could come out fighting and help turn the tide.

Last night, I had a dream that I had these Tamagotchis that were more like mobile games. I think a Sailor Moon (actually Sailor Pluto) one, and a Kingdom Hearts one that told Sora and Kairi's love story? And then a Harry Potter one.

And the Harry Potter one was mostly what the dream was about. In this Tamagotchi mobile game thing, it was, like, some HP AU story, where at the start of the Deathly Hallows, some evil teacher at Hogwarts kidnapped Charlie Weasley (which makes no sense, because Charlie wouldn't have even been at Hogwarts during the Deathly Hallows) and Ginny Weasley.

And the villain was actually somehow able to keep them hidden for a very long time, until Ginny was able to get an owl (maybe it was even Pigwidgeon) to her to send a message to Harry.

During this entire dream (while I was dreaming, that is), I couldn't help thinking that it was like Final Fantasy XVI, and that the villain reminded me of that game's main antagonist... except that's really not true at all, because that game's Big Bad never kidnaps anyone, for the most part. Not like what happened in my dream, anyway. Dreams, man--making you think they make perfect sense while you're in them... until you wake up and realize they were actually weird.

was having a great night then i found out the pony i learned to ride on as a kid got into an accident with her pasturemate that led to her pasturemate being put down and her ending up in critical condition with paralysis, muscle tears, and nerve damage that she may or may not be able to survive. so now i’m having a not great night 😐

these two were my little sisters and my fave dolls as kids

you can imagine the powerful effect these had on the pre-teen gay mind