#snow; selfships
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baby came home // kakucho
there is nothing more intimate than taking care of your lover whilst being the happiest, hopelessly romantic person with your lover.
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content warnings: very selfshippy/insert - fem! reader - reader visibly blushes - teasing - begging - nicknames - unprotected sex - shower sex - praise - marking (kisses, bites n backscratches) - nickames (beautiful, love, baby) - 1,6k words
note: this had me so giddy and smiling the whole time while writing it LMAOSOAS, the song “understand” by keshi also was on repeat. also be nice, it’s the most intimate selfship piece i have ever written :) thank you to @/thetempleofnyx & @/shoyoist for beta reading this, i appreciate it lots🫶
“Love?” Kakucho spoke softly as he made his way towards the bathroom, putting his bags down along the way. “Kaku!! Welcome home, I’m in the shower.” you smiled while turning the water pressure down, just to hear him better.
“Hi beautiful, how was your day?” Kakucho questioned, standing at the entrance with a set of clean clothes and a towel in his hand, making you laugh softly.
“Good– I missed you though.” you answered, already knowing what he was going to ask next.
“Mind if I join?” Ding ding ding, you were right.
“Of course not, tough day?” you asked and Kakucho simply sighed while getting undressed and that was all you needed to know while you rinsed the shampoo out of your hair. “They never give you a break do they?” Slowly, you turned the water pressure up again, smiling once he stepped into the shower with you.
“Fuuuck—” he breathed out, his muscles immediately relaxing under the nice warm water. “Go sit, I’ll wash your hair Kaku.” you spoke softly, pecking his lips after and looking up at your tired lover, a small smile plastered on his face.
“You’re an angel.” he sighed out tiredly, sitting on the cold shower bench, a whimper leaving his lips at the sudden cold feeling.
“Then you must be blessed by the heavens.” you giggled, grabbing the shampoo and gently starting to massage his scalp after putting some on your hand. Kakucho said nothing, he just smiled and closed his eyes, melting into your touch as you washed his hair, there was nothing he loved more than being taken care of by you.
Not many words were spoken, but it wasn’t really needed, not when you two were enjoying each other's company and enjoying the warm water, this was one of your favorite feelings of intimacy with him, you loved nothing more than this, nothing besides Kakucho himself of course.
“All done!” you told him proudly after rinsing the last bit of conditioner out, eyeing your lover and taking in the view, how did you ever get this lucky?
“Staring is rude love, you know that right?” Kakucho teased, laughing softly when your cheeks turned a darker shade of pink. It was just so fun to tease you, especially when you got flustered this easily, even after being together for years.
“I’m only looking at what’s mine.” you mumbled shyly, not facing him as he stood up, his laughter only becoming laughter. “God– you’re so cute, getting all shy from staring at your boyfriend.” he teased you some more.
Gently placing his hands on your sides, Kakucho pulled you closer, pecking your lips softly and then plastering you with kisses, the sound of laughter coming from both of you filling the shower, oh how you two loved each other.
“You’re never gonna stop teasing me, are you?” you asked sweetly, looking up at him as you played a bit with his hair. “Hmm– do you want me too?” Kakucho answered, pulling you in a short kiss before you could answer.
Just when you were about to deepen it, Kakucho pulled back, a small grin on his face, knowing he had riled you up just enough.
“Come.“ Kakucho told you, pulling you closer to him, making you think he was going for another kiss, only for him to go and grab something behind you.
“You bitch—“ you mumbled under your breath, looking away in embarrassment, only to be met with familiar laughter.
“Let me wash your body, to return the favor from earlier.” he suggested and you simply nodded, allowing yourself to relax as Kakucho started washing your body, being extra gentle and pampering kisses along your shoulders & back.
“Thank you Kaku.” you smiled, wrapping your arms around him after the soap was rinsed off, resting your head against his chest. “It’s no problem love.” Kakucho answered, planting a kiss on top of your head, hands resting on your sides as you swayed from side to side for a bit, enjoying this intimate moment between you two.
Slowly, Kakucho’s hands moved down slightly, ghosting over your body teasingly, a small whimper leaving your lips. “Someone’s touchy huh?” you teased him this time, slowly pushing him off and placing the loofa back in his hands while laughing, noticing the light tint of red on his cheeks.
“No clue what you’re talking about.” he mumbled under his breath, slowly washing your body this time with your back facing him, taking more time with your chest while placing kisses into your neck, making sure to leave his mark. Grinning against your skin as a whimper left your mouth, the sounds going straight to his cock.
“Kaku…” you breathed out, slightly throwing your head back in pleasure, the warm water only adding onto it. Kakucho’s touch easily had an effect on you, leaving you hot & bothered quickly.
“Baby please…” you begged, yearning for more and sighing in relief once he cupped your chest again, gently massaging them this time and toying with your nipples between his fingers.
“Like this beautiful?” Kakucho asked sweetly, already knowing the answer from the way your body moved under his touch and from the sounds that left your lips, not being able to ignore his hard on for any longer.
“I need you, all of you, please?” you begged, not being able to ignore the burning heat between your legs anymore.
Kakucho didn’t say anything, he just pushed your back against the shower wall, careful to not hurt you, laughing softly when you gasped at the cold feeling of the tiles.
“Be patient, beautiful.” Kakucho murmured, pecking your lips sweetly, holding one of your legs up after while positioning himself.
Noticing how you watched him with every move, Kakucho teasingly moved his hardened length along your slight, slightly pushing the tip in and pulling out every single time, leaving you whining and begging.
“You’re so mean Kaku…” you mumbled, placing a hand on his chest and slowly moving it down.
“Easy, beautiful.” Kakucho taunted, slowly pushing in inch by inch, a gasp leaving his lips once he’s fully swallowed by your warmth. Foreheads resting against each other as he looked you in your eyes, giving you a few seconds to adjust before pulling you in a passionate kiss.
Desperately, you deepened the kiss, wrapping your arms around him to have him as close as possible, biting his lip in response to him starting to slowly thrust. “K-Kaku—“ you gasped out, slightly digging your nails into his back.
“Yes beautiful?” Kakucho smiled, picking his pace up, fucking you with deep yet needy desperate thrusts. “Feels good.” you moaned, nails digging into his back even more.
“Mhm it does for me too, you always make me feel so good— such a good girl for me.” he praised you, making you look everywhere but at him as you clenched around him, getting off to his words.
“My eyes are here, beautiful.” Kakucho teased, making you look at him as he continued fucking into you, hitting your sweetspot, your eyes rolling back in response.
“Right t-there, please.” you begged, locking your eyes with his, becoming louder with every passing second.
“Fuck— you don’t u-understand, how badly I’ve missed you.” Kakucho groaned, burying his face into your neck, kissing and biting the skin, moving down to your shoulders and leaving his marks nicely, loving the way you clenched around him every single time he did.
“M-Missed you too, more.” you mewled, melting into his touch, already being dumb on his cock and lost in pleasure. You could never get enough from him, no matter how many times you’ve fucked, he just treated you so good, it was almost like you were addicted on his touch.
“Taking me so well beautiful, love fucking you like this.” Kakucho praised you sweetly, tip kissing your sweet spot with every thrust, cock twitching at the sound of your moans, slowly losing himself over the fact you were this needy, all for him.
“K-Kakucho–” you whimpered, the ache between your thighs becoming more with every passing second, it was almost unbearable.
“Kakucho– baby, please.” you continued, not knowing how much longer you could hold it back.
Slightly pulling on his hair for support, a loud, broken moan escaped his lips, leaving you squeezing around him, legs slightly trembling from the pleasure.
“Hmm, what is it beautiful?” Kakucho questioned, a hint of worry lingering in his tone as he locked eyes with yours, never stopping his movements for a second. “Please–” you answered, leaving him frowning slightly.
“Use your words love, tell me what you want.” he teased you, a hint of seriousness behind it, letting you know that he wouldn’t give it to you if you didn’t say it. “I’m so c-close, please make me cum.” you begged, being so desperate to finally release.
“Good girl, go ahead, cum for me.” Kakucho told you, sweetly pulling you in a kiss, capturing your moans against his lips as you released around him, never slowing down with your movements, both helping you through your high and helping himself towards his.
“There you go, that’s a good girl.” Kakucho praised you, cursing under his breath right after, trying to hold himself together. “Mhm, I love you.” you mumbled dumbly, setting him over the edge, that was all he needed to release. Emptying himself inside you with one last powerful thrust, his breath hitching as he mumbled how good you made him feel over and over.
“You’re driving me insane, beautiful, making me feel so good…” he smiled, plastering kisses all over your face and never stopping with the movements. “Love you Kaku.” you answered, smiling at him as you tightened the grip on his hair.
“Love you too beautiful…”
“How about we take this to the bedroom and leave where we left off? I got time to catch up after all.”
networks: @tokyometronetwork
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suddenly thought of something
i think your selfship(s) need their own Christmas song anthem !!!
what is your selfship christmas song? that happy jolly song that fits your selfship(s) vibes!!! 🎄☃️
#mine is let it snow! let it snow! let it snow! by dean martin!!#ok to rb#i think all selfship should be happy jolly christmassy yay!!!#ESPECIALLY WINTER/SNOW THEMED SELFSHIP!!!#ive been feeling really christmassy lately i dont even celebrate xmas lol#BUT I FEEL SO HAPPY AND FUZZY INSIDE#self ship#self insert blog#self insert#selfshipper#selfshipping#fictional other community#self insert x fictional other#f/o community#fictional other#self ship ask
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Imagine snow mornings with your love.
Slowly waking up under fuzzy blankets, snuggled up in each other’s arms because you naturally sought them out for warmth in your sleep.
The snow covers nearly every inch outside, glistening on grass and rooftops from the thin sunbeams that poke through the light gray clouds. School or work isn’t having you come in today.
You’re able to start your morning at your leisure, such as cuddling for a little longer. Your love is more than happy to lay there, giving you a peck here and there as they hold you tight.
“You ever gonna get up?” they tease, their own voice still thick with drowsiness.
“Mhmm, maybe…” you mutter, nuzzling further into their chest with your eyes still shut.
Your love closes their eyes as well, resting their head on top of yours. “Works for me.”
#hello yes i haven’t written in a while but it snowed today so here’s this#might not be very good but all i can think about is sleep and cuddles#romantic selfship#romantic f/o#romantic fictional other#selfship imagines#romantic imagine#romantic f/o imagines
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Had the absolute DELIGHT of working with @mypillowpaper for this cute little commission of what has ended up branded as Snow moon lovers for a personal little fic < 3
Her commissions are open and I highly recommend checking her out 🥰
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[25.11.2023 - Happy one year anniversary]
It's been one year since the day I pulled Thoma ingame and my love for him has grown every day 🧡 So I decided to make this also their anniversary day! Nerina and Thoma, childhood friends to lovers who lost and found each other again <3
Taglist:
@jils-things @iiudex @huggsbury
Please let me know if you want to be added or removed :3
#selfship art#selfship community#self insert oc#genshin impact oc#genshin oc#genshin self insert#;my art#;protector of my heart#I put my whole soul into this#It's snowing outside and it's so so cold but this makes me feel soooo warm <3#Now I just need to draw at least one drawing as high quality as this for my other ships :'>
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Tell me you two love each other without telling me you love each other?
#selfship#selfinsert x canon#selfinsert#snow white happily ever after#happily ever after 1989#happily ever after shadow man#shadow man#comfort in the shadows#the love nest#my art
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getting satoru to the point where he's begging real nicely for "mommy's pretty pussy" 😵💫 doesn't matter if you sit on his cock or his face, he just needs it as soon as possible or he might start crying (if he isn't already)
#rambles.#I'M ON MY BULLSHIT TODAY!!#in my selfship i usually see us as switches#but i simply have to feed myself more of the mommy content i (and anyone else who might crave it) need#and at this point i'm contemplating like..... actual mdlb dynamics for us LOLLLL i'm living in my own little crazy snow globe#somebody come shake me around#cw mommy kink
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Bᵤₜ bₐby, ᵢₜ'ₛ cₒₗd ₒᵤₜₛᵢdₑ~
(winter promo!)
Happy Holidays!! I'm Jay, an 18+ selfshipper, and I use any pronouns
❄️ I love all things weather and ocean related, you can check out more on my carrd! It's also got my F/o list and my BYF!
❄️ I've got a lot of boyfriends, but my mains are Weather Report (JJBA), Blackmore (JJBA), Katsuya Serizawa (MP100), and Ben Reilly (marvel). I'm uncomfortable sharing them, so other shippers pls dni
❄️ Follows and interaction come from @/the-illiterate-pirate
❄️ Reblogs are encouraged and appreciated!! I'd love to meet new mutuals for the holidays <3
• Pr*shippers are not allowed on my ship! DNI!!
• The fairy light divider was made by @/skylightlantern and credits to the tree divider goes to @/mikeykuns!!
#self shipping#self shipping community#selfship promo#selfshipping promo#safeshipping#safeship#selfshipping community#f/o community#f/o x s/i#oc x f/o#proshippers dni#proship dni#promo time!#snow
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that moment when ur a snow elemental deity thing with stuff to do but ur bf likes to cuddle
imagine drawing selfship art. could not be me /j
"why are u a vampire its not halloween anymore 🤓" im a silly vampire all year round baby
#the year without a santa claus#snow miser#rankin bass#digital art#ibispaint art#ibispaintx#self ship#selfshipping#selfship art#selfship
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new reblog game, make you & your fav as chibis with this piccrew!! (though i have to say it isn’t really inclusive sadly)
tagging: whoever wants to join🫶
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I discovered that I. Don’t really draw my selfship stuff that sincerely so my roommate forced me encouraged me to do some Serious TM selfship art BWKDJDKSJD it took everything in me to not draw a jokey one to break the tension on this page 💀 but!! Full page of self indulgent selfshipping :) I did it!!! Here are some of my faves :] [the post it one is in the corner, I tried to make it look like the whole page is his day dreams 💀]
Taglist: @scaramutual @i-put-the-wit-in-dimwit @scientistkerberos @arsene-fixates @okiria
#also I listened to snow patrol this whole time I was drawing and I think bones simply owns the eyes open album now 😔#chasing cars and open your eyes are him songs I don’t make the rules 🤡#selfship#selfship art#oc x canon#canon x si#canon x self insert#f/o x s/i#oc x canon art#selfshipping art#sheepies art!#bonesy 🦅
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Imagine having a snow day with your f/o(s)! Maybe you build a snowman together, throw snowballs at each other, or maybe you pull them down to make snow angels with you. At the end of the day, when you’re all worn out, you go back inside, make some hot cocoa, and snuggle for warmth.
#f/o#f/o imagines#imagine your f/o#fictional other#selfship#selfshipping#selfship imagines#In case you couldn’t tell this post was made by a Texan who’s seen snow five (5) times in their life#hence the romanticization of it
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made a scrapbook journal page for my oc x canon haurchefant ship / self ship in a hat with an old doodle 🥹
#this feels very personal but I like it a lot#scrapbook#journal#personal#irl photos#cotton candy snow tag#oc x canon#wolchefant#haurchewol#aesthetic#plushies#plushblr#selfship stuff#chalk in this one rly do be just 90% a persona#queue
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NOW THAT I KNOW A FELLOW BEYBLADE BURST ENJOYER, I swear Shu (HE COOKSSSS) and Free had so much potential as male leads in like sports genres (bro why'd they make Free so fucking strong that man does nothing but pull a string at yell at a spinning top)
For Shu probably badminton, Free I can see as a basketball player, but mma (or martial arts in general) would suit them well imo
I can't believe I just made hcs for literal kids' shows characters lmfao (12 year old me would've ate this shit up)
OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO DINKY PINKY WINKY FOR THIS SOU TELL ME ABT THEM AHHH
they are so sports anime coded i swear…SHU BEING A BADMINTON PLAYER IS NOW LIVING RENT FREE JN MY HEAD. I CAN SEE FREE BEING A BBALL PLAYER (they made the beyblade matches so dramatic and intense i swear😭) but like them doing martial arts…9 yo me would have been in shambles…
KIDS SHOW OR NOT YOU ARE EATING THIS UP BEYBLADE WAS AN ERA🗣️🗣️
#souta ˎˊ˗#mailbox#this sounds super cringey but beyblade was probably how i got myself into selfshipping💀💀#it could’ve been later if i just didnt watch that show w my brother 😔#my top beyblade characters:#that snow guy (hear me…) rui or smt i forgor#ummm the green haired dude i think his name was silas??#silas was my awakening that i liked guys in crop tops#this is so embarrassing if my irls find this blog im gojng to chamge names and move countries#but its okay because no one knows me here i think#:3
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the silver cord ask game
loosely based on the album by the classic crime :] please practice rb karma!!
the end - have you and your f/o ever had a serious fight? if so, what abt and how did you make up?
just a man - do you and your f/o have similar or different personalities? how do they differ or how are they similar?
gravedigging - is your relationship a secret or are you open abt it? if it's more secret, who, if anyone, knows abt it?
the way that you are - do you or your f/o have any enemies? how do you feel abt your f/os and vice versa?
5805 - how long have you/your s/i been with your f/o? how long did you know each other before getting together?
salt in the snow - what's the longest you and your f/o have been away from each other? were you able to keep in touch?
abracadavers - is your f/o more of a hero or a villain? what abt you/your s/i?
r&r - do you and your f/o have any plans for the future together? what do those look like?
god and drugs - what's the most difficult thing you and your f/o have been through together? did it affect your relationship in any way?
medisin - what are your f/os dreams/ambitions? what are yours/your s/is?
the ascent - would you and your f/o ever get married? if yes, who proposes and what is the wedding like?
sing - how does your f/o show you they love you? are they a romantic? awkward? gruff? something else? what abt you?
everything - have your feelings on your f/o changed from when you first met them to now? how much did they change, if at all?
closer than we think - do you and your f/o live together? if no, why not? if yes, whos place is it?
the beginning (a simple seed) - do you or you f/o prefer to be more independent, or do you find it difficult being separated?
[proship dni please]
#cat.txt#i might have worded some of these weirdly but its ok#also you dont have to ask me any!! i just wanted to make this for other people#if you listen to any song from this album PLEASEEEE LISTEN TO THE BEGINNING (A SIMPLE SEED) PLEASE GOD#salt in the snow and gravedigging are my other faves but please listen to the beginning im begging you#selfship#self ship#self ship ask game
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Soap
pairing: Kozume Kenma x gn!reader
genre: fluff (with crack bits)
wc: 1.7k
tw/cw: post-timeskip, established relationship (Kenma and reader are married and residing overseas in their first few months of marriage), implied Filo!reader*, no warnings (tho fic contains a smidge of a make-out scene). Kenma's thoughts are red italic while the reader's are in pink italic.
a/n: this is my entry for @augustinewrites's Simple Pleasures Collab (overdued I'm sorry /gen), @suyacho and @/izxkus's Selfship Collab, and @chaotic-nick's Culture Collab. *This is sorta Kenella fic too, since some parts are based on my grade school years blah blah + the 'kitten' petnames (sorry I sucked at explaining stuff *bows* /gen) thank you @quirrrky @jotatetsuken for betareading it + ily <3 tagging @hanayanetwork @tokyometronetwork @hqlabels
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[20xx. Somewhere in Luzon, the Philippines.]
[14:03. Kozume Residence.]
“Shopee~!”
“Nee, Y/N, did my package arrive—what are those?” Your husband, Kenma, poked his head inside the living room and saw you sitting on the floor, currently opening a rectangular box full of white blocks. He tilted his head upward and sniffed through the air. “Smells soapy here, too.”
“Ah, well…,” you started, feeling a bit fidgety (which he didn’t fail to notice). “I accidentally… ordered a box of laundry soap last night. I-I was scrolling through some products and checking their prices before I go to sleep and maybe because I kept on dozing off while on my phone that I accidentally hit the Add to Cart button on a box set of Perla Soap, 50% off the original price… and completely forgot about it until now.”
So those are really soap bars, huh? Kenma thought as he approached you and knelt down beside you. “Kitten, if you know you’re really sleepy, then you should’ve just stopped what you’re doing and snoozed off, rather than sleeping on your phone again. Tch… you never learn…” He picked one bar with his hand and examined the packaging before bringing it slightly under his nose to smell its mild fragrant scent. ‘Perura’ (Perla)? Hm? It doesn’t smell like laundry soap at all.
You apologized quickly, bowing many times in front of your husband. “I’m sorry! I won’t do it again, I promise—ow!” You brought both your hands above your head, to where Kenma bonked you with the soap bar, and rubbed it.
“You always say that in a halfhearted manner though,” he retorted, lips slightly pouting. The bicolored gamer then peeked inside the box’s contents and huffed. “So, what do we do with these? Can we ship them back? Like a ‘money-back guaranteed’?”
“Hmm… I don’t know if that’s allowed or something,” you hummed in response, yet Kenma noticed a change in your expression and saw your eyes softened. You grinned as you grabbed one bar and traced the blue wavy lettering with the pad of your thumb. “...but, these take me back to my grade school years. How nostalgic~”
Kenma raised a brow, getting confused for a bit. “Nostalgic? What do you mean by that?”
“Nostalgic, because we often used this particular brand of laundry soap bar in school projects that time. I remembered one time our first-grade adviser asked us to carve something out of this bar of laundry soap; mine was an elephant.”
Kenma’s golden orbs widened as he looked at you, surprised. “An elephant? Haha… I know you’re a talented person, kitten, but I didn’t know that you’re that good… to carve an elephant out of soap at an early age…”
“Sorry to get your hopes up, though. I wasn’t the one who did it, I think either my mom or my late grandpa carved it ‘cause I couldn’t at that time,” you deadpanned, looking at your husband with a straight face. A moment of silence ensued before he muttered a disappointing ‘Oh’.
A few seconds had passed before Kenma heard you hum again. “During second or third grade, I remembered our class doing Christmas trees made out of Perla soap bars cut into squares, and we stuck a few bamboo toothpicks around those squares. Then we stacked them up high atop round monobloc tables and draped fuzzy metallic tassels for a more Christmassy look.”
He looked at you again, eyes full of awe, before staring at the bar of soap in his hands. “Ehh… so much art you can do with a bar of soap, much less a laundry soap bar…” Kenma looked around its white plastic packaging and blue text. “Hm… ‘gently whitens whites’... ‘softens and protects’... ‘helps clothes last longer’... made with natural ingredients… hypoallergenic too, huh?”
“And safe to use it on your skin, too, like you would with a facial soap!” you added cheerfully.
“...pardon?”
“I know! Let’s make some cute things out of these Perla soap bars,” you told Kenma as you quickly stood up from the floor and walked towards the open storage cabinet, grabbing an art toolbox. “Ano… Kenken, can you spread out some old newspaper sheets over the table? With that, we can easily clean up the mess after.”
Your husband nodded. “Un.” The gamer then pulled out a few newspaper pages from under the table and, one by one, spread them across like an open book. Kenma hummed as he ripped the soap bars’ packaging and placed the bars on the table. As soon as you came back with some small chisels, barbecue sticks, and sandpaper, he asked you: “So, are we making some cute elephants today, babe?”
“Mm… nah~ not elephants,” you said, lightly tracing a pattern onto one bar with the barbecue stick. “Why don’t we carve out Bouncing Ball Corp’s animal mascots? I’m making a cute Kenma-Neko here.” You proudly showed him one side of the soap bar with a faint line drawing of Kenma-Neko.
Kenma noticed your cheeks slightly reddened, and he couldn’t help himself but chuckle at your sudden cuteness. Cute. He quickly cleared his throat and turned his head away from looking at you, red also threatening to bloom across his own cheeks. “Ah, sorry I laughed…”
Cute…! My hubby’s so cute even when he laughs! You shook your head (mostly to erase the sudden thought?) and smiled slightly at him. “It’s fine! Don’t worry about it,” you assured Kenma, emphasizing the last word with your finger gently poking his cheek.
“—pf!”
“Ne, which mascot are you gonna make, Kenken?” you asked, carefully shaving around the edges of your soap carving. “Are you making Kuro-Neko?”
Kenma hummed thoughtfully, the tip of the barbecue stick he was holding making some squiggly lines, before he replied: “I’m doing Hina-Garasu.”
“Ehhh~? I thought you’re gonna do Kuro-Neko!” you exclaimed, stifling a giggle. “You know, if Tetsu-kun hears you choosing Shou-chan’s animal personification over your childhood friend’s… I’m pretty sure he’d go jealous, depressed and won’t talk to you anymore; you’re gonna break his heart,” you added jokingly.
“Kuro’s just being his overdramatic self, let him be. Both he and Shoyo are two of my precious friends, and I’m Shoyo’s main sponsor, so I don’t see the reason why Kuro would get jealous over him.” He reached for your cheek and pinched it, earning a slight yelp from you. “Also, Hina-Garasu is much easier to draw than Kuro-Neko, you jelly kitty.”
“J-jealous? Me? H-hey, I’m not—“
“Yes, you are.”
“No!”
“Yes, don’t deny it.”
“Am not…!”
“...”
“...”
“...jealous kitten—“
“I am not jealous! Cut it out, geez!”
You closed the Camera app of your phone and flopped your back on the edge of the couch. “And we’re done!”
“Ah~ my hands are aching!” Kenma flopped and rested his head near the couch. His eyes were closed, and both his hands were speckled in white (soap bits) and pink as he brought them into his lap, palms facing upward.
After more than an hour of shaving and smoothing soap bars, you both made at least three soap carvings, and the newspaper-covered table looked like a field of snow with heaps of soap shavings and bits. Aside from the company’s animal mascots, Kenma managed to carve also the Bouncing Ball logo without messing it up (unlike his sorry attempt at recreating the Kodzuken logo on soap, which he passed it on to you).
“That was fun, and listening to you telling me stories of your childhood really was entertaining.”
“Yeah, right~ it was downright embarrassing, though!” You crawled beside him and offered your hands. “Give me your hand, I’ll massage it.”
“Huh? Uh, sure…” Your husband obliged and placed his left hand on your own waiting hands with a soft pat!
“Pfft—!”
“? What’s wrong?”
You shook your head and looked at Kenma, trying your best not to laugh, while you gently rubbed your thumbs on his palm in circular motion. “No, it’s—mmf!—it’s nothing!” This is bad...
He raised a brow at you. “Are you sure?” he asked, slowly pulling his hand away from your grasp. “I can tell from your expression that you’re thinking something funny about me, Y/N…” You quickly grabbed hold of his hand and bowed deeply, though Kenma noticed your cheeks flustered red… maybe due to embarrassment? He’s not a bit sure.
“I’m sorry! When you placed your hand on top of mine a while ago, it reminded me of a cute dog presenting its paw… l-like, you’re giving the dog some basic instructions…,” you blurted out, red fully blooming on both your cheeks.
What…? “So that’s what it is, huh?” Kenma sighed and shifted towards his left, facing you.
“Ken…?” You slightly leaned backwards as he moved a bit forward, his free hand resting on the floor beside you, caging you inside his arms.
“Y/N…” Golden cat-like eyes were staring at your own, his face a few inches from your own; you could feel his warm breath brushing through your lips as he was about to kiss you.
Ring! Ring! Ring!
“Kenma—“
Ring! Ring! Ring!
“Kenma, your phone’s ringing…”
“Don’t mind it.”
“B-but what if it’s something important? Ah, I can see Tetsu-kun’s contact name flashing on the screen—“
RIIIIIIIIIING!!!
That annoying bedhead! Ping. “I’M BUSY. WHAT DO YOU WANT?”
Bonus:
[The next day, 20xx. Tokyo, Japan.]
[08:19. Kuroo Residence.]
“Thank you for receiving our package, sir! Have a good day!”
“You, too!” The sports promoter waved at the delivery man goodbye in front of his doorstep, a small package being carried in one arm, before going inside and towards the kitchen where his brewing cup of coffee was waiting to be sipped.
“Hm? Firipin (Philippines)? From Kenma and Y/N?” he said to himself, reading the information plastered on top of the package. “What could it be…?” Kuroo grabbed a letter opener nearby and started ripping through the tape carefully.
He sniffed through the air. “Smells soapy…,” he mused before finally opening the top lid.
“What are these? Are these soap bars? Why do they come in individually-wrapped packages?” Kuroo asked to himself thoughtfully, feeling a bit culture-shocked as he picked up one and inspected it. He then noticed a slip of paper falling on the floor. “Gotcha!” he mumbled, swiftly grabbing the paper before it hit the floor.
“What’s this cut-out letter of sorts…? ‘Use… these laundry soap bars… like you would… do with a facial soap… Love, Kenma and Y/N.’” He fell silent for a while.
“Why do I feel like I did something wrong to them without me knowing…?”
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