Reading ASOUE as a child, I didn't end up with a Violet Baudelaire complex (tying my hair up every time I have to think), or a Klaus Baudelaire complex (reading a shit ton of books about everything), but a rarer third thing I like to call a Lemony Snicket complex (I am very very sad, I write, I love desperately, and I still hope for the best)

shoutout to @biooshocker for putting this into my head

@afterthegreatunknown, it's your lucky day ...

famous piestrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity sayer and knower of culinary substitutes

ok it's been far too long since i've posted snicket art. this was a commission for s in the vfdiscord (i'm so sorry i cannot for the life of me find your tumblr @ right now... i'll edit this post later) and i'm really happy with how it turned out and happy they were kind enough to give me the honor! :]

why idolize snape when lemony snicket is right there

the man got rejected by a woman he clearly would never get over, yet after her death he chose to dedicate his life to confirming the whereabouts and safety of her children

greetings to all 10 people in the snicketverse fandom... may i offer u my oc fritz,, because monty deserves a bf

this is him at an early stage of the little timeline I have for him, when he’d just started becoming addicted to MM, later on he begins rotting more + his face gets all fucky, basically turning into a zombie. hope u guys like him :)

having been obsessed with asoue means there are a handful of normal words that can make me sit up with a cold sweat in the middle of the night. herpetologist for example.

Who is the possible survivor of the fire to which the Snicket File refers?

Short theory:

The sentence on page 13 states: "Because of the evidence discussed on page nine, experts now suspect that there may in fact be one survivor of the fire, but the survivor's whereabouts are unknown".

It can't be Quigley Quagmire, as the file explicitly states "one survivor," not "another survivor." Given that Isadora and Duncan Quagmire's survival is public knowledge, we're not discussing the Quagmire mansion fire. The clues point to the Baudelaire mansion fire and the alleged arsonist, Lemony Snicket, who has also been declared dead. This leads us to believe that Lemony, initially presumed dead and guilty, had his death status questioned by experts. Kit and Jacques Snicket, as shown in LSTUA and TCC, are on a mission to clear Lemony's name and confirm his survival, despite their grave doubts.

The Snicket File, aptly named "Snicket Fires" by Hall, underlines their fight against their brother's fiery accusations.

so, off topic question about something that isn't antisemitism because I'm this close to losing it, what do you call something with Lemony Snicket like qualities or vibes?

ngl I also just enjoy the way all of these words sound in my head because they're objectively satisfying to say.

Stamford snicket by Mark Coleman Via Flickr: Birth place of Inspector Morse and a wonderful little market town.

is it the special interest brainrot talking or are the patterns on my couch kinda VFD core

Poison for Breakfast Daily Quotes

Day 1

This morning I had poison for breakfast. This book is about bewilderment, a word which here means “the feeling of being bewildered,” and “bewildered” is a word which here means “you don’t have any idea what is happening,” and “you” is a word which doesn’t just mean you. It means everyone. You have no idea what is happening, and nobody you know has any idea what is happening, and of course there are all the people you don’t know, which is most of the people in the world, and they don’t know what is happening either, and of course I don’t know what is happening or I wouldn’t have eaten poison for breakfast. —Chapter One

It just amazes me how Handler manages to be so clever in his humour and have funny paragraphs like that that flow so naturally in the story. This is the opening paragraph of the book and instantly makes you feel relaxed and good because you just opened the book and are already giggling. I'm also a sucker for circular lines of thoughts, so that kind of circularity plus Handler's genius humour is everything I could have asked for.

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bad birthday or something like that

oh also since i’m being active right now, i might as well share these little ink doodles from a while back. i love sketching with microns so much