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en-wheelz-me · 7 months
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weirdmarioenemies · 1 year
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WEIRD MARIO RAP BATTLES
SPIKEY!
VS
SLAMMER!
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Here comes Spikey, for my first rap battle
But what is my opponent, just a ping pong paddle?
I can curl up and roll through the Mario Land
But there’s nothing you can do if you’re not held in a hand
If someone’s never heard of you, I can’t really blame
You’ve never even been in a video game
Go whack bugs off a carpet, man your products are icky
Nobody’d know you if not for the Mario Wiki!
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Pleased to meetcha, Spikey, Slammer’s the name
I hear you rapping at me like you’ve got all the fame
But you’re just an enemy, a disposable goon
While I got myself a speaking role in a cartoon
Even with your spikes you can be jumped upon
There’s a reason after SML2 you’ve been gone
They’ve got better options for baddies with shells
But you seem like a great choice, unless you look somewhere else!
WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
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mavis-the-apple-pie · 10 months
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Morty’s new movie, probably
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dailybehbeh · 2 months
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Behbeh
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12-oz-joy · 2 months
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ME WHEN FLAT RIDES RAAAAHGH
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AWOOOOOGA!!!!!!!
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itsallmadonnasfault · 8 months
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@xoxoGossip_Boy Behind the scenes on the set of Who’s That Girl? (1986)
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plasticsparkphotos · 6 months
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The ultimate Wrecker; Slampactor!
Slammer has to be my favorite weaponizer, maybe tied with Sixgun. He works great with almost anyone. This Impactor's no slouch either!
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darkdragontail · 8 months
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Real
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mewnette · 4 months
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cheesebrackers · 2 years
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I wanted to draw ghosts again yippiee
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en-wheelz-me · 7 months
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weirdmarioenemies · 1 year
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BURT THE BASHFUL: Oh, there You are.
YOU: I'm not sure we've met.
SWORM: Heh, good one! We've been waiting for You.
YOU: Have you? You seem...
SWORM: Big?
BURT: Yeah, we're Big Boys.
SWORM: Big Boys.
BURT: Big Boys. Try and keep up, mate.
YOU: No, I think I get it. You're quite big.
SWORM: Yeah, and we're so big we don't just sit around and learn about one enemy at a time...
BURT: Yeah, that's for dummies and wimps.
YOU: Really? Okay, great!
BURT: We do two at once.
YOU: ...Right. Uh, well...
SWORM: What's wrong? I thought You were up for pushing the boundaries?
YOU: Yeah, but two at—
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WALLEYE: That’s right, boundaries are important!
YOU: No, look-
Name: Walleye Debut: Super Mario 3D World
Walleye’ll be! This little guy is sort of a spiritual successor to Wallops from Super Mario 3D Land in that it’s an animated wall creature that blocks your path by shuffling back and forth, but it’s actually got quite a bit going on to differentiate it from its relative!
YOU: Look, that’s not what he meant!
BURT: What?
YOU: I said look-
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SLAMMER: Look where? Somewhere else?
YOU: What? No! Oh, come on…
Name: Slammer Debut: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show
Pleased to meetcha! Today we'll be looking at Slammer, arguably one of the most iconic Mario characters of all-time... unless you look somewhere else! As a minor one-off character from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, he's about as obscure as obscure characters get... but that's what this blog is for, isn't it?
Walleye is constantly moving, regardless of the player’s position, whereas Wallop only activates when you get near enough to it, and tries to mirror your movement to block you off, even jumping up when you do!
Now it might be hard to tell what Slammer is, just by looking at him, but did you know? Slammer is a working man! He's the assistant to Sam Shalam, who sells the finest carpets in all of Cloud Land... if your definition of "the finest carpets" involves being covered in bugs!
Walleye can’t jump, but it does have spikes on its top and sides!
But bugs don't bug me, so I'd be more than happy to buy from them! How can I resist that face?
YOU: Stop it!
SWORM: Shh! We’re about to streamline!
BURT: Try and keep up, mate.
They even have their own temple! That being said, Slammer's irresistible face is slammed against the carpets. Can Wallop say the same? As it unfortunately turns out, it's his job to keep the bugs out! I didn’t think so! So unfortunately, as long as Slammer's around, you'll never find bugs in your carpets... Well, it probably wasn’t built for them but maybe they were animated from its walls or something. Unless you look somewhere else!
You look somewhere else...
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mavis-the-apple-pie · 9 months
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Man really wanna help Herlinda, or kill Luigi, or both
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desues-randomness · 6 days
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Luigi’s Mansion Ghost Head-cannons PT10 - Da Fuck are Genetics
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So, Ghost Type rarely matters for ghost family dynamics, as seen, we have the families of every Possessor and a trio of brothers. Two of the same ghost type can have a child that’s a very different type, though I have never seen a Portrait Ghost come from a pairing of non-portrait ghosts, nor have I seen a Possessor parent have their children be any other type besides Possessor or Hybrid so it’s safe to assume that there’s a genetic hierarchy.
first family is the Grouchy Possessor’s, he’s a Possessor, purple in color, his parents are both Greenies however, those Greenie’s names are Clara and Danny, they don’t seem to have passed on any traits to their son, odd.
second family is the Harsh Possessor’s, another Possessor, green in color, his parents are a Sneaker and a blue ghost known as a Goob, the Sneaker’s name is Belle, whilst the Goob’s name is Robby, again, no physical traits, but there is a gentlemanly attitude that seems to have been learned from the father.
third family is the Overset and Tough Possessors’, more Possessors, Overset is a reddish orangey color, whilst his older sister is pure white, their parents are a Hider and an orange Possessor, the Hider is named Darla whilst the Orange Possessor is named Darren, Darren is a really nice guy, found out that Overset’s name is Wyatt and Tough’s name is Medousa. Unlike the other two families, they seem to have the same crooked central horn as their father, plus they are both Possessors like their father, seemingly the horn shape of a Possessor is genetically passed down to their young.
fourth family is the Shrewd Possessor’s, more Possessors, Shrewd apparently has a twin brother, an identical twin, which is kinda odd to see as it’s quite rare, let’s call this twin the Scornful Possessor until we find out his actual name. Their parents are a Valley Portrait and a Sneaker, Valley Portraits are a sub-type of Portrait Ghosts exclusive to Evershade, the Valley Portrait is named Sarrah and the Sneaker is named… Shuu… I wish I was joking, but that’s his actual name, it’s funny, don’t get me wrong, but yeah, his name is Shuu. Once again, no traits are passed down.
let’s get away from the Possessor for a little bit, the fith family is of the Ghost Brothers, these brothers are a Greenie named Alex, a Slammer named Harry and a Gobber named Jacob, their parents are a Sneaker and a Greenie, the Sneaker is named Hershy and the father is named Gordon. First time we get to see multiple ghost types for this, only one brother has any resemblance to their parents and that’s the eldest, Alex, being a Greenie just like his father.
now sorta back to the Possessors, sixth family the Flower Twins, a pair of hybrid twins, their parents are a Poltergeist and a Creeper, the Poltergeist is named Margret and the Creeper is named Clyde. This time they do have traits from their parents, they are dual-toned like their mother and they clearly have a face like their father, yet they have some very strong Possessor traits, how Hybrids come to be is still a mystery, unfortunately, but maybe researching more into the Flower Twin’s family will help to unravel this mystery.
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uwudonoodle · 10 days
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I could see a bidding war over this relic.
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