Tiger Claw: Don’t speak to me, ever. Slash: I just said your sister's kinda hot. Tiger Claw: STOP IT!

Incorrect TMNT Quotes But It's My Mighty Mutanimals Spin Off AU

Mondo Gecko: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do? Slash: Please don’t get arrested. Mondo Gecko: No promises! Mona Lisa: Why not both? Get creative! Mondo Gecko: Wonderful suggestion, thank you. Slash: Please don’t encourage him, Mona.

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Leatherhead: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes. Koya: I’ll wash the walls red with your blood. Leatherhead: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time.

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Mondo Gecko: You know, Alopex, I've been thinking... Alopex: Careful, you're not very good at it.

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Slash: I thought you said you were decorating for Halloween? Mondo Gecko: I am. Slash: You're just hanging up pictures of Koya. Mondo Gecko: You said you wanted scary decorations.

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Mondo Gecko: How old are you? Leatherhead: Wait… Guess. Mondo Gecko: 49! Leatherhead: WHAT?! Mondo Gecko: You said guess. Leatherhead: THAT WAS SO FAR OFF!! THAT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE!! Normally when people play that game they're like, they guess a little bit younger. Was that the little bit younger guess?! Mondo Gecko: Yeah, are you like 50? Leatherhead: WHAT?! Mondo Gecko: So was I right? Leatherhead: No! I'm 36!! WHAT THE FUCK?! Mondo Gecko: Oh damn! You're old! Leatherhead: WHAT??!!

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Slash, panicking: This is bad! This is REALLY bad! Mona Lisa: What’s wrong? Slash: I kissed Alopex! Mona Lisa: Woah… I owe Mondo Gecko so much money…

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Leatherhead: People talk loud when they wanna sound smart, right? Mona Lisa: CORRECT!!

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Alopex: Koya, it just kills me to see you all worked up like this. Koya, emotionless: I know. I’m totally out of control.

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Mona Lisa: Are you going to get a handyman to install this stuff? Alopex: No, I'm going to do it myself. Mondo Gecko: You’re gonna do it? Alopex: Yeah, why? You don’t think a woman can do this? Mondo Gecko: Women can, you can’t. Alopex: Mona, would you please tell Mondo that he is a pig.  Mona Lisa, to Mondo Gecko: You’re a pig. Mona Lisa, to Alopex: And you can’t do this.

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Slash: Get out now! Leatherhead is going to make us clean! He has jobs for everyone! Now, it’s too late for me, but save yourselves! Mondo Gecko, Mona Lisa, Alopex & Koya: *quickly runs towards the exit*

Mamoru, his first time in the Sewers: dad, are you sure this water sanitary? It looks questionable to me.

Slash: it's fine, honey.

Mamoru steps into the water: Uh, but what about bacteria?

Alopex: Sweetheart, it's fine, don't worry.

Alopex whispering: i think we should ask Rockwell to switch to a different subject.

Slash nods: Agreed.

OOOOOKAY

I’ve redesigned/made some tmnt fankids because screw it

Anyways here are the homies, They are Ramona, Renetangelo and Slalopex (kinda) in that order

Now here’s some Bios under the cut

Juno-

-angry little man

-pure rage fills his soul

-but unlike his dad, Juno has a healthy outlet for his anger, The piano!

-he just plays it constantly, It gets slightly enjoying when he’s playing senbonzakura on the piano at 4 in the morning

-due to an accident he got into when he was a toddler, Juno is permanently deaf in his right ear.

-He doesn’t know why all his siblings + his dad are all so comfortable being naked but he’s not, so he feels the most comfortable whilst being covered up

-he doesn’t have a reason for his mask other than wanting to match with Mars

Nova-

-Fashion lady

-skinny arms McGee

-long man lady

-she was born without legs but thanks to uncle don, She’s got a few stylish set of prosthetics for all her legly needs!

-really tall, Like really really tall, 6’4-5 levels of tall, Which is weird considering her parents aren’t taller than 5’9

-straight up used one of junos knives to Pierce her ears, also uses his knives to do her mascara, She uses Juno’s knives for a lot of non stabbing purposes

-absolutely despised the fact her hair keeps covering her eye, But it takes too much effort to keep it away from her face, so she just keeps it there

Mars-

-a genetic experiment created uses Slashes and an unknown woman’s DNA

-Slash got kidnapped yet again, But instead of being brain wormed, He got parts of his DNA harvested and it was spliced together to create M.A.R.S (Mutant Assassin Recovery Spy), Long story short Slash got out of there but went back in because he didn’t want that kid to become a bio-weapon and developed a fatherly bond with the boy

-now Mars himself wears the mask because he doesn’t like his mouth, He finds it weird to speak and eat and just wears it so he doesn’t have to look at it

-doesn’t trust alopex, Her and her small statue unnerves him

-bad jokes, Like really bad jokes.

-tapped his mace to one of donnies Bo staff and caused hell

-Him And Juno are inseparable, They have one brain cell and Nova has it 99% of the time

Lmao I worked hard on this pls don’t let it flop

Can the TMNT fandom please collectively agree to start using the fun and creative ship names other fandoms have (like “spicynoodles”) bc what the fuck is a slalopex

What I want to see in TMNT 2012 season 6 (if there is one):

It would be really interesting to see a few episodes with maybe a next generation arc, or maybe at the season finale we see a small scene with all the characters with their offspring like with the ending of Harry Potter.

Giving some backstory to the ones who need them e.g Mona Lisa, Shinigami, And Renet.

I DEFINITELY want them to bring back Alopex in season six, they were definitely not done with her yet ( and possibly Slalopex? Think about it...)

The Capriltello love triangle finally being OVER already.

If Shinigami isn’t with Karai, I still want her to be bisexual and possibly be a love interest for Casey instead.

Leo to finally kiss Karai. He’s the only turtle not to have a first kiss, and plus he deserves it.

If Leo and Karai doesn’t happen, I want Karai and Shinigami to end up together.

To see Mona Lisa fighting and bonding with the mutanimals.

To have a ‘girls night out’ episode with the girls of the show.

Finally meet Casey’s dad and sister, and possibly some other details about his family life.

For some arcs to be focused on a more wider range of characters ( April and Karai got their own arcs, why can’t the others get their own?)

For the Finale, instead of the mutant apocalypse arc, I want a montage of all the turtles future lives and what New York is like in the future, along with other characters future.

I’m sorry, there are WAY too many things I wanna see in season 6 that I can’t possibly fit them all on one post😊😘😜

Alopex: Hey there, tall, dark, and gruesome! Slash: An apt description. Alopex: Do you not get I’m mocking you?

[When Slash first met Alopex]

Slash: That's a very interesting belt you got there, Alopex.

Alopex: Hm? Oh, this. Yes, it belonged to my brother.

Slash: Oh, he let you borrow it?

Alopex: No. I chopped of his tail.

Slash: ...

Alopex: And then I "borrowed it".

Slash, under his breath: That's so hot...

Alopex: I am not single. Uh, Slash and I are dating.

Leatherhead: Really?!

Rockwell: Really?!

Mona Lisa: Really?!

Slash: That's cool.

[Raph finds out Slash is dating Alopex]

Raph: Hey Slash, were are you going?

Leatherhead: You’re not the only one who has a date tonight.

Raph: What you have a date? Who with?

Slash: No one.

Raph: Come on what's her name?

Slash: Nothing.

Raph: Come on, tell me.

Slash: Alright, but I really like her, okay? So promise me that you won't get all hot headed and judgemental.

Raph: I promise. What’s her name?

Slash: It's Alopex.

Raph: Alopex!? You have a date with Alopex!? Why!? Why!? Why!? Should that bother me? I love that woman, she’s like a sister to Tiger Claw. 

Slash: Well for your information she happens to be one brightest, most skilled, hottest woman I have ever met.

Raph, disgusted: Alopex is hot?!

Mondo Gecko: Oh yeah!

Slalopex 29, 30, and 33

OTP + CHARACTER ASK

29. First date? (Give as much or little detail)

Slash was the one who built up the courage to ask her out. Alopex was surprised and convinced this was all a trick, a plot to have her guard down so her enemies would ambush her, so throughout the entire date Alopex was on guard. Always inspecting the area and having a weapons or four on her. When they had a candlelight dinner, Alopex, still suspicious, fed Slash her food, testing to see if he poisoned it. Slash just thought she was doing a cheesy romantic thing. The entire date Slash didn’t suspect that Alopex was suspicious of him. When he walked her home, Alopex was utterly confused. “Where’s the ambush? He didn’t attack me? The food wasn’t poisoned? What’s his deal?!” She thought. Then that’s when Slash decided to make his move, leaning in towards her. Alopex, thinking he’s going to finally attack her, attacks first, grabbing Slash, throwing him to the ground and aiming a knife at his throat. That’s when she begins shouting at him, demanding to know where the ambush is, who he’s working for and what was his intentions with her. Slash is confused and tells her there’s no ambush, he works for no one and his intentions were to kiss her. Alopex is shocked but this as she listens to Slash apologize for trying to kiss, thinking he overstepped her boundaries, she starts to cry. Slash panics, thinking he did something wrong. Through her tears Alopex cried out that she ruined everything. She was so worried and thought so little of him that he would hurt her that she couldn’t even take an evening to enjoy her very first date. She apologizes to Slash, telling him if he never wants to see her again then she understands, but Slash tells her that she shouldn’t apologize on how this is the best day he’s ever been on. The two share a laugh and agreed to go on a second date very soon, with Alopex thanking him and wishing him a goodnight with a quick kiss on the cheek.

30. Pet names? Yes or no?

Alopex hates pet names, finding them embarrassing, but that doesn’t stop Slash. She would offered shorten Alopex’s name and just call her “Al”, or give her other nicknames like “Foxy” or “Pookie” or just referring to her as “Beautiful”. That’s secretly Alopex’s favorite nickname, because of our insecurities of being a mutant she doesn’t think that she’s pretty anymore.

33. What is their wedding day like?

It was small autumn wedding at April’s farmhouse. Nothing too big, for Slash and Alopex are the type of couple that don’t like to draw attention to themselves. They got married in the barn, that was beautifully decorated in white flowers and warm golden lights. Not a lot of guest, with only the Turtles, Mutanimals, April, Casey, Karai, Shini and Kurtzman being the only ones invited. Alopex wore a puffy short white gown that flowed down to her knees, and Raph and Mona were the best man/maid of honor. And though Alopex didn’t see him/know he was there, Tiger Claw did attend, witnesses his sister’s wedding from a far distance.

Leatherhead: So what's going on between you and Alopex?

Slash: Nothing. She's a respected a colleague.

Leatherhead: Uh-huh…

Slash: I don't have time topursue a relationship. My work as leader of the Mighty Mutanimals is too important to allow any distractions. Alopex is a remarkable woman, she’s a valued friend, and she's… Standing right behind me, isn't she?

Alopex: Don't let that stop you. Keep digging.

So I've written a Shinirai oneshot.

I've written a Slalopex oneshot.

I've written a Caseynardo oneshot.

I've written MULTIPLE RaMona oneshots.

I need to do a Renetangelo oneshot at some point soon...

Before slash and alopex got married who was the at proposed?

When they first started dating Alopex was against the idea of getting married, she had trust issues, which was one of the reasons that lead to her and Slash eventually breaking up. He wanted to get married, she didn’t.

Years later, Alopex basically has a hook up with another mutant fox man and she has her son Sasuke (my OC). The father of her child wanted nothing to do with her of their son, so Alopex returned to New York for a better life for her son, their she reunited with Slash. At first Slash was just there to help her out, a friend helping a friend, but as time went on, their lost romance began to bloom once again.

Eventually Alopex confesses she wants to pick things up where they left off, she admits she loves Slash and wants to marry him. Slash proposes to her right then and there, the two not wanting to lose what they have lost before again.

The couple are now happy, but it's gonna take Sasuke some time to get used to having a dad around. A LOT OF TIME.

Alopex: I think Slash has a crush on me.

Tiger Claw: Why? Hasn't he met you?

10 Alopex (TMNT 2012) Headcanons

Finally done with my TMNT 2012 girls headcanons collection and I saved the best for last ;)

Alopex often acts motherly towards the turtles, she nags at them if they do something stupid, worries when they get hurt, gives them advice and life lessons, and tries to make sure their safe and probably healed and fed. Mikey looks up to her like a mother while others see her as a cool aunt.

The Mutanimals have offered for Alopex to join their team but she declined saying she doesn’t work well in groups and wants to be free to do her own thing, but she occasionally visits and hangs out with them when she’s around.

She envy’s Karai’s ability to change from her human from to her mutant form at will.

Even though she’s older then them all, Alopex sometimes likes to hang out with the other girls, mainly so she can make up for her teen years that she lost because of her mutation as a child.

With their obvious height difference people often assume Tiger Claw is the older sibling but Alopex is actually older. She’s the big sister.

Alopex was actually happy growing up and working at the circus after her and her brother escaped their Kraang imprisonment. She felt at home and safe, being around other people who were looked at like they were abnormal to society, but Tiger Claw took that one shed of happiness from her when they joined a league of assassins.

Alopex has reoccurring nightmares of her past, her being kidnapped and experimented on by the Kraang as a child along with the horrible things she done to innocent people during her years as an assassin. 

Slash and Alopex have a blooming romance but is complicated and they worry it won’t work out between them.

The fight between Alopex and Tiger Claw that escalated to her chopping off her brother’s tail and almost killing him was from her finding out that Tiger Claw killed their parents.

Since she was mutated as a child, Alopex went through puberty, especially her first period as a mutant and it terrified her. She didn’t know what was happening to her, believing she was dying, she was scared. It was the other women at the circus she live in at the time who helped her get through it and explain what it was and how to properly deal with it.

April Headcanons | Mona Lisa Headcanons | Karai Headcanons | Renet Headcanons | Shinigami Headcanons