#sir why have you done this
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trying to explain to some poor innocent soul the difference between jonathan "jonny" sims (the real person), jonathan "jon" sims (the archivist), and jonny d'ville (the mechanism) and they just keep crying and begging me to stop but they need to know. I have to tell them
#it's important#jonathan sims#jon sims#jonny d'ville#the mechanisms#the mechs#tma#the magnus archives#magpod#sir why have you done this#bs.txt
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He’s just a guy (attempted bad batch style 🤷🏻♀️✨)
#I attempted to render this and failed#If pixels why sexy?#Sir can I kiss you please#Why have I done this to myself?#man is a legend#Captain Voorpret#clone oc#starwars#clone wars#art#clone troopers
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Jack can do no wrong in my eyes. Therefore, if my beloved Sir Montgomery is actually dead, I’m blaming the writers. Hope this helps!
#choices tch#choices the cursed heart#choices#choices stories you play#playchoices#if he wants to burn the fae courts to the ground then let him!#I’m sure they deserve it#and MC and Sir Montgomery are actually insane for turning a blind eye to all of the shit they do/have done#just because a couple of the fae treat them semi decently#while all the other humans who live in their society are literally ENSLAVED#and they brag about not giving a shit about human lives or really anyone but themselves every 5 seconds#that’s why I have no patience for MC’s stupidity#choices app
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GO FRENCHIE GO!!!!
#Nevermore#Nevermore Webtoon#Webtoon#HOOOOOO BOY A BIG ONE TODAY! PLUTO BACKSTORY LOOK AT HIM AND HIS TWO WHOLE EYES#Ngl I thought he already was in Paris with the buildings outside#Oop there’s dad uhhh hey Buddy don’t hurt Pluto#Yeah he earned his own money (working where I wonder) he can spend it how he wants to and see the lights!#Him yelling at his dad mmmm so good Pluto voice very fun to do#OW WHY’D YOU CUT HIS EYEBALL THAT’S SO RUDE#NO IT’S NOT TEARS (IT IS) IT’S BLOOD YOU IDIOT LOOK WHAT YOU DID WHAT DID I JUST ASK YOU NOT TO DO#YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’S NOT A MAN#ACK MONTRESOR an aside the way they went in between flashbacks and current day this ep was very well done#NO WHY DO YOU HAVE A MACHETE SIR PLZ DON’T USE IT ALL HE HAS IS A CROWBAR#Gosh it’s just like Shiloh there were no bullets butcha pulled the trigger and what does that say about you#NO DON’T CUT HIM BUT YES DUKE CAN GET OUT OF ANYTHING (DID PLUTO KNOW WHO HE WAS WHEN HE WAS ALIVE) IT’S ALL PART OF THE DAMN TRICK!#OH NO NOT THE WATER TORTURE CELL#DARN GUY ON THE SIDE WHOEVER THE HECK YOU ARE I NEED TO LOOK THROUGH POE AGAIN#LOOK HOW PANICKED HE IS GET HIM OUT OF THERE#DON’T CHANGE THE SUBJECT YOU IDIOT IT’S NOT ABOUT PRAISE PRAISE CAN’T DO ANYTHING HERE DON’T SMILE AT HIM WHILE HE’S DROWNING#MANIFESTATIONNNNNNNN OMG I’M SO EXCITED TO SEE HIS SPECTRE CARD AND DESIGN AND VIBES AND AFTER THIS LENORE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE#AND I HAVE AN ART PIECE LINED UP I LITERALLY JUST NEED HIS SPECTRE DESIGN AND THEN IT’S LIKE DONE SO SO SO SUPER EXCITED!!
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I was sketching out some male Jean as contrast to my fem kaeya sketches but then hoyo literally made this and my job is done
#Me: my job is done#Everyone else: but you didn’t do anything?#That’s literally male Jean#I feel like i will dislike him idk why#Squinting my eye at you sir#genshin impact#jean gunnhildr#If SR going to be the genderbend fir genshin then where is fem kaeya?? I have already seen fem diluc
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if i could have your attention please
jawdropping portrait of Liu Chang via 水与雨 on weibo
for those discerning interested parties who may find it relevant, i present: Haaaaaannnds
a photo post from a fan who clearly has their priorities straight
a beautiful collection from 氧气缺氧了 on weibo
#liu chang#HAAAAAANNNNDDSS#i'm sorry i was overcome and had to share okay?#beautiful perfect genius outstanding incredible showstopping - the *vision* to capture these images#i am feeling totally normal about that ring and also the necklace (and the neck and hands they they adorn)#if you ever needed image references of liu chang in a romantic loose white shirt ...#elegantly holding a pen ... *pointed look over the rim of glasses* for REASONS#then i hope you found this post enlightening#who am i kidding the interested parties have probably already seen these#but importantly *i* hadn't so i guess i'm making it your problem sorry not sorry actually#i ask again WHERE is this man's jewelry sponsorship?????#and why are we not getting more photos of the mullet??#IT IS THE SUMMER OF THE HOT MULLET i have declared#(liu chang you need to jump on that low-fi recorded-in-the-basement-tapes edgy look right now)#however: this look is iconic and timeless so VERY WELL DONE SIR#... i'm scrolling through the pics again so yes join me in crying over the perfection of these#when a man is literal art
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Research needs to be done on men in group projects
#fuckers never do any work#'i have dance performance' you CHOSE to do that. day of submission.#we divided the work two weeks ago#i did the interview. me and the other girl did our lit reviews and analyses#introduction and your analyses are all that's left. why am i staying up to ensure that your work is done with a test soon to study for#better than last time's group project man where even his SIGNATURE on acad integrity we had to forge#we would've done two of us but sir made us do as three and he's better than the other man available
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Incredibly frustrated by how condescendingly jaded my uncle can be but I’m being so brave about it <- not blowing him up with my mind even though I want to
#ra speaks#personal#I love him. but my dude. bruh.#made a comment abt how I should try working/volunteering w the homeless#after I commented on his tirade abt homeless ppl ‘gaming the system’ by getting arrested in the winter#to have somewhere warm w food to stay like ‘why are we not talking about how fucked it is that the homeless will fucking die if they don’t?#like sir. buddy. you do remember that I grew up on food stamp right? I have gone to a food bank as a recipient before.#I’ve volunteered at shelters and soup kitchens before. I know addicts and homeless people in town.#this isn’t some naive wide eyed college socialist ‘those poor homeless people are saints’ schitck#this is a tired university food pantry anarchist ‘aren’t you fucking tired of being cruel to people who make the best o thr circumstances?’#sorry you can no longer see the divine value of every human life and must endure the tragedy#of considering everyone not to your standard a lost cause.#some of us see the work to be done and will be doing it instead of wallowing in hate and pity.#shut up and get to work like the rest of us if you hate it so much.#it’s just like *strangled him* you see me twice a year dude I DO WORK AT A SOUP KITCHEN YOU IDIOT#I just don’t talk abt it because it’s just something I do sorry I thought making acts of charity your whole personality#was vain and frowned upon in christian society???#this makes my plans to ditch academia and go into fulltime aid work feel all the more. idk vindicated???#that’s not the right word but you get it. uncle t I love you but you know fuck all and have hardened your heart to the world.#god break that heart of stone you have and bless you with love for your fellow man. or whatever.#for context this convo happened like two years ago but I saw him last week and in light of recent personal revelations I’ve remembered it#core memory locked in ‘are you for fucking real uncle t?’#vocational woes
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like i think to fish theyre just both people who shouldve died a long time ago and now they arent allowed to. because they need each other. and they both crave that and resent it.
#they WANT to be so important to him that he would fall apart without then AND they resent that they cant fall apart without hurting him#they were having a perfectly decent apathetic slide into eternal misery and then he had to go and ruin it with love. whatever.#like they want to be this essential part of his life because they loooove having that power over him they really really do#and theyre mean about it too. but like. they dont like that it goes both ways#they dont like being looked after or cared about because they get too used to it and they feel themselves falling in love w him again and#they run away. and eventually they come back or he comes back to them. and they tell themselves its just transactional like#they have something he needs and he has something they want#animal sir chloe style#but just like that its like. its NOT that. they need him so fucking bad and they feel better when hes around even when they hate his ass#and espeically after they start 'working' for jr with him its like. they really really love him so bad and they hate it.#these stupid assholes making them feel alive again. making them feel FEEELINGS. liek a PERSON. eugh#and i think they hate how scared they get when something happens to roadhog. theyre supposed to know better than that basically#they feel like needing him is vulnerable because it opens the door for him to hurt them again which is why they so enjoy being the one in#control + being the one who leaves#and the one who lashes out and ect ect. but they cant help themself and they hate hirself for it. so like. well the only solution is that#you shouldve killed yourself two decades ago so i couldve wasted away mad at you like i was supposed to and wed be done with it.#fishs got a case of wanting to die in such a way where they wont take any active steps to get there#but they resent being alive and they resent every minute of pain they endure by being alive. hence the very sex booze violence lifestyle#but the frustrating thing about him is that they. most of the time. like being alive with him. so they have to endure more#more pain and heartache and frustration. and they dont want to but they cant do anything else. they cant even leave again at this point#anyways. my fishy#🐟#they have every disease
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They should exterminate the inventor of AP classes and weekend homework. Anyways rant in the tags bye.
#could i technically have said no to taking ap lang? yes. practically speaking? helllll no#i hate doing things because they're expected of me but even more i hate the questioning when i stray from people's expectations#all this school stuff is compounding with personal life and i am about to break#all of the academic stuff is compounding with personal life stuff and i am about to scream.#“oh why would you actively pass up that opportunity????” multiple open ended questions with 10 lines of space that i just remembered#and i would feel incredibly cornered and womp womp id feel guilty so here i am stuck with so much work sprawled on my bed at 12:30 am#1 week. 1 week i missed and now i am so far behind in all my classes. i have a TEST tomorrow in ap physics#not a quiz. a test. 70% of my grade in that class comes from tests. and i have bare minimum knowledge of how to do anything#i'm almost done catching up in math but that means i haven't been able to focus on catching up in my other classes#all this school stuff is compounding with personal life and i am about to break and start screaming.#god if youre up there stand down last warning. i am not your strongest soldier sir i will end it all.
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If I were to get Fired after Disappointing a customer (who hasn't paid and the worst thing happened to them is their orders late for a day and we cancelled his orders because he couldnt Wait any longer- DEMANDING us to finish the thing and said "I dont care I /want/ my orders Now" after we told him it will take us until midnights to work for it?? YOU HAVENT EVEN PAID), then I would gladly Leave. Certainly they didnt appreciate me at all
#yes it was my mistake for working on his thing Late#but its not even a life-threatening thing? he can easily *wait* if he wants his orders done#but he doesnt wanna wait and instead of making my production team work Harder I cancelled his orders#like SURE call me a bitch call me whatever but at least fellow coworkers dont need to deal with you#mind you Havent Even Paid#how can people be so heartless? if he really told our boss about it HAH go For it#was planning to get outta here anyway#'i'll make this viral' sir by all means go for it#the only thing you would discover is Overworked 18-20s trying to make a living for their families#and maybe then you will 'ah thats why this one order was Late'#but no huh- because you're so Heartless you really Didnt Care what happen to us and just want your orders done#we have apologized#you didnt even pay anything yet what does it cost you?#pls be Kinder sir you dont want your own customers to be so heartless dont you?#i know retail is a nightmare so dont add to it#(and then he would def come order at us again after all this because our services the Cheapest)#yes I acknowledge my mistake#and I also acknowledge a heartless asshole when I encounter one
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doctors and nurses should be forced to work in retail before being allowed anywhere near patients
#had to tell the stupid nurse “if i'm not familiar with any of this why am i expected to know everything about it? it's your job to explain”#“i- but-” no no shut up. i'm done with these things. honestly. shut up.#put them in their place. don't be scared to raise your voice when they act allmighty#“you're old enough to-” shut up. would you tell that to someone who's +30?#just because i'm young it doesn't mean you can talk to me like that. at all. stay in your fucking place.#i did every fucking thing by the book. shut the fuck up. it's not my fault if you guys don't fucking communicate#and you know. this happened to me when i got surgery. one doctor told me to take idk what before it.#then the aneathesiologist gave a second dose to me. and i was like “hm. i think i already took that one tho”#“oh really? you shouldn't have”#sir?? it's your colleague's fault. he prescribed it to me. said “take it before the surgery” and i did#how was i supposed to know that the two of you don't communicate??#“what do you study?” “translation.” “ok then you know languages and this isn't your field of exp-” fucking exactly#so why the fuck are you coning at me?? i'm not saying anything#imagine pulling up to the hospital and a nurse decides to patronise you for being a patient?? uh??#sir your people told me to do this and that. wtf.#coming*#“say something if you get lightheaded” i'd rather fucking die than rely on you. this is between me and god now. shut up.#* anaesthesiologist. i can spell.#“ok but if you got a weak immune system you should have-” sir. sir. i do what you people tell me to. i can't fucking do whatever i please.#you prescribe me the wrong stuff & then complain when you make a mistake as if it were my fault?? wow.#medical malpractice
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Saw someone on tok ap say that the top in jinx is not that much of a red flag compare to others and like maaaayybeeeeee BUT HES BE SO DISRESPECTFUL OF DAN LIKE JUST GO EASY ON HIM FOR A BIT BICTH. also he's so fucjng jealous of Dan having friends and hanging put with others like my man do show some respect.
Cuz while I like that he's helping him but the hole that's been dug for both is very very deep.
Somehow this doesn't seem right to me.. and like eh seungho front painter of night exists so like both are on same level but still somehow this pisses me off so much.
#jinx manhwa#bl manhwa#wow#the amount of hate/anger towards the top is ridiculous#like there's others who have done something similar or even worse but like#he pissed me of so much#I JUST WANT DAN FOR ONCE TO SATND UP FOR HIMSELF#is it too MUCH TO ASKKKK#ALSO WHYS HE TREATING DAN LIKE DIRT#LIKE SIR THIS MAN IS SINGLE HANDEDLY KEEP YOU AFLOAT!!!#WE NEED A POV FROM TOP OTHERWISE THIS RESENTMENT TOWRDS THE TOP IS GONNA MAKE ME FERALLLL#ugh#like just remembered seunghp from painter of night is also similar but im not that angry at him#do this man has to marinate also??#kim dan plz fight for yourself#*sigh* jinx makes my blood boil#ALSNSGSHKAKAJALALALSJEBDDMLSL
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kinns dad was basically like we are playing good cop bad cop with porsche this episode and i am going to let kinn be the bad cop and he was so wrong for that
#excuse your sir#you cannot basically insinuate to kinn#that he needs to punish porsche#when he obviously does not want to#and then after it's all said and done#call porsche in and be like#you are having a rough time here is a week off sweetie#like actually please yes give porsche a week off#but why ya gotta throw kinn under the bus like that#Very rude#kinn already has a hard enough time being genuine and nice#please assist your son father#like it's actually hilarious but also 😔😔😔😔#kinnporsche
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My partner remaining calm when I am being unreasonable: Good
My partner remaining calm when someone else is being unreasonable and I want to bite their throat out: Bad and Annoying get on my level
#he's like 'why has this made you annoyed with me this is like when you get annoyed because I've done something in a dream'#AND WHAT ABOUT IT SIR#the delivery driver was rude to me you should have offered to destroy him in single armed combat#DOES MARRIAGE MEAN NOTHING ANYMORE#blahblah
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