I’m pretty sure Jimmy mentioned off-handedly during one of his streams that the only person he’d let be sheriff is mumbo (before taking it back and saying he wouldn’t let anyone else be sheriff but ignore that part) and I.

I simply think that a mumbo-jimmy sheriff duo couldn’t possibly be a better (or worse) idea

There's not enough room in this town for the both of us

Take cover!  Explosives expert Worlock is causing chaos in Empires City! 

Finally designed villain!Mumbo, I know he never visited Empires but we all miss him so,,, have the hot man~

He's  practically a cyborg at this point, but that's bc he simply wanted to improve his body so he could safely improve his explosives (highly illegal end crystals)

He's childhood friends with Scar and Grian, before vanishing in their teens, only to reappear now as a villain

Help my mom was just talking about how she doesn’t want to feel sick so she’s not going to have heavy dairy tonight. For context, around friends and stuff I frequently respond to stuff with “yeah that would not be fun times” or something along those lines.

And I’ve been scrolling through mcyt tumblr after new last life episodes, empires, and Mumbo’s return to Hermitcraft so anyway I respond with

“That would not be GoodTimeswithScar”

Why is my brain like this

Edit: limited life not last life lmao

Legitimately think Mumbo Jumbo should be elected Sheriff of Tumble Town. Put him in a position of authority for a server he’s not even on

trying to edit a thing i wrote that has tragically aged poorly bc in the time since grian has built two (2) fucking shrines which makes my opening paragraphs nonsense. god

What's this? Mumbo for Sheriff?

Seeing jimmy is starting to fire the same neural pathways as seeing a dog or a cat but especially dog. I go "awww!" Please Help Me.

Especially the hide and seek vids OMG

His skin is just adorable. Big ol' brown eyes. Idk if I'm wrong or the only one but he moves all the time like mumbo does and it's quite entertaining.

Big dog indeed WOOF WOOF 🐶🐕

I also really like the way people say his name, especially Gem and Lizzie. Can't put it into words but I guess because their smooth voices and the i vowel is like higher or something.

I've ran out of photos it's become a photodump now but like short sheriff in empires did NOT help. He's 27 years old. (Sos smp reference)

sorry when did mumbo get declared sheriff via sign. is that from the crossover and he just never saw it. help.

vote mumbo for sheriff!! this jimmy guy cant build his dang rail road!!!!!

Hii if you want to I would like to hear more about the space cowboys au tell me everything what’s the story :]

OKAY SO IM GONNA BE HONEST THE AU IS ALL OVER THE PLACE IN MY HEAD AND WE HAVE LIKE MULTIPLE VERSIONS BUT.

the idea is that bigb and scar are both aliens. And also cowboys. And also outlaws. Scar likes blowing up stuff, bigb loves stealing shit from people.

I will let @bigb-enthusiast ramble about this bigb and @bipbopdepmop (if they want to) and I will ramble about scar.

So. Scar is from a pretty warm planet. He's very similar to a lizard. He's cold blooded and he bleps in his sleep.

The version that I think is canon to us is tue one where scar and bigb end up on earth in a random western town, steal some clothes from some random human and pretend to be humans too to blend in.

No one is fooled of course because. Scar is a walking lizard and bigb is a big fluffy guy with a tail. But the locals can't be bothered to care so they just. Don't give a shit sjgkgkk.

Cleo is a bartender. Jimmy is the sheriff. Grian is his deputy just because I thought it would be funny. Mumbo is a blacksmith.

Scar and Bigb decide to become problems. That's about it DJVJFKGKR.

I also immediately had to make this self indulgent au even MORE self indulgent-

By putting these two back into the Canon setting of the life games where they're hiding that they're aliens and pretending to be human just so I can have some REVEALS.

(Have I mentioned I love reveals? Best thing ever.)

Anyway Scar had a blast in 3rd life- THE SUN. WARM SAND. WARMTH. THATS ALL HE NEEDS.

He was miserable in ll tho djgkfkgk.

Scar bleps even when using a human disguise (magic? Smt like that idk).

Uhhhh I'm super tired I'm probably gonna go sleep now and let the other two insane people /aff add more and correct me FJGKRKTK

Secret life session 3 thoughts

At least two people have said listen in Martyn’s episode one of them being Martyn himself, but Tango said eyes and not ears

Martyn and Jimmy are teaming giving property police, cold patrol, and sheriff buddies, but they’re calling themselves the big dogs which is giving Martyn misses ren

So many people are dying

Tango has to talk to imaginary friend? Watcher? Or listener?

Why is there like a season 7 thing going on first grian and doors and now scar and mayor

GEM HAS THE END PORTAL IN HER THUMBNAIL

Whatever is going on with grian’s task is giving double life (he even put it in his thumbnail why must you do this grian?)

“Be careful Martyn could be listening anywhere” and what do you mean by that Grian?

With what Grian said about the task names being randomized I can’t believe it because mumbo got scar for his task and that’s the worst luck ever

GEM OPENED THE PORTAL?!!! GEM WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!!

Grian called his new base a nest egg… forget watcher grian we got avian grian here everyone!

Joel: “well Jimmy’s dead so he needs friends”

Grian: “I don’t wanna be friends with Jim I did that last time”

Weren’t all three of you friends last time?

SHE GOT IT AS A TASK?!!! (silently screams lore and plans some sort of explanation of the newest member being forced to reroll their task and getting commanded by the watchers to open the end portal) (something something I think I’ve see this film before)

IT WAS AN 11 EYE?!! (Wasn’t it also an 11 eye on evo or at I stupid?)

Gem (while being attacked by a zombie): will you save me?

Etho: I’ll try

Etho have you already forgotten when she killed you 30 times

fairy's shows

disney

✰ bluey(2-4)

✰ ice age(4-5)

✰ special agent oso(2-4)

✰ sheriff callie(2-4)

✰ doc mcstuffins(2-4)

netflix

✰ ever after high(4-5)

✰ pocoyo(0-2)

✰ pokemon(4-5)

✰ octonauts(1-3)

paramount

✰ max n ruby(1-3)

✰ backyardigans(1-3)

✰ spongebob(4-5)

✰ dora(1-3)

✰ blue's clues(3-5)

✰ oswald(0-2)

✰ paw patrol(2-4)

youtube

✰ grian(3-5)

✰ stampy's lovely world(2-4)

✰ stampy n squid adventure map(3-5)

✰ mumbo jumbo(2-4)

✰ impulsesv(3-5)

✰ my little pony(1-3)

✰ paddington bear(1-3)

✰ berenstain bears(1-3)

✰ molang(0-2)

✰ skip the tutorial(2-4)

ummm hello I would like way more about hunger games au pls I'll take anything wheres Jimmy where's Tango wheres Scar from I will take whatever you give me I will go feral over this thank you

!!!! ok first off i just wanna say u made my day with this ask im so excited that other people r excited abt this and want to hear my explosions (also i definitely want to make individual profile posts for each tribute so this will be. sparknotes of what i have thought up so far :D) Tango - i have tango in district 3, along with mumbo. district 3 is the technology district, and with mumbos redstone contraptions and tango's decked out programming, it felt very obvious placements to me :] i dont think they were very close at all before the games. not in a bad way, just they didn't cross eachothers paths all that much (subject to change but in life series canon theyre never on the same team iirc). theyre cordial in the proceedings before the games but dont train together or plan to team up. tango, skizz, and bigb eventually ally together during the training days before the games! (aka heart foundation) Jimmy - jimmy and scar are actually from the same district, district 11! 11 is the agriculture district, and to place jimmy in this district i pulled from his ranchers and empires sheriff vibes if that makes sense. i also just know that 11 is one of the poorest districts and doesn't usually do well in the games, and we all know jimmy in these games. (i considered jimmy in 12 bc of the canary thing, but skizz and impulse r from there and i figured putting him somewhere else is fun too!) scar - as said above, scar is from district 11! i don't think he is expected to do super well in the games from the reaping, but during interviews its clear that he has the charisma to get some sponsors. i honestly haven't thought up all that much for scar yet but dw i will (he literally wins. how could i ignore him) fun fact! scar and jimmy were going to kind of team together, but during the first day of training, scott (career tribute) makes some joke to gem about how they wouldnt stand a chance if they teamed together bc of their district. jimmy let this get in his head and decided to split from scar, causing both of them to be loners at the start of the games. jimmy eventually finds martyn during the games and they ally bc of reasons (that i can get into if we want to), but scar stays relatively alone honestly most of these tributes and their district placements are pretty set in my mind, except for martyn, cleo, and bigb, who i still can't figure out where to put (if anyone has suggestions pls send them lmao). ive got some bits and plot points from the series already worked out into a hunger games universe, but a lot of it i dont! if theres any specific part of the series anyone wants to ask about, please do!! i work best when someone tells me what to brainstorm on lmao. anyways lol hope yall r liking this! i dont have any clue if it will gain any traction, but i've been thinking abt this au so much since the finale and i wanted to try and share it and talk about it with people :D pls send comments or asks abt any of it if you want to !!!

A-Z hermit index

hermit summaries: looking for a hermit? here's some (all 26)

bdubs: perfect redstoner. artist. he'll build the most beautiful house you've ever seen as a backdrop for a joke he's doing. he'll see a rake lying on the floor and ask 'is anyone going to step on that so it hits them in the face?' and not wait for an answer. he'll shout at horses and hermits alike (don't tell etho). he's painting with blocks for fun rn

cubfan: he's insane. he takes on massive projects and completes them. he'll build a wall out of ancient debris if the aesthetic calls for it. he knows the game like a master, he'll use it to bemuse you. he's invented biomes, he's invented machines, he looked at parkour and decided it looked like fun. he'll drop anything to help a friend out

docm77: cower before this croc wearing dad. he really wants to be scary. pranking people makes him laugh so hard he snorts. he has the technical world in his ear and mojang's dev team on his heels. he doesn't know how to make a video shorter than an hour. he loves to roleplay to the sound of heavy metal. he'll rap at you. dork

etho: minecraft god. menace. interiors only. does what he wants. speaking of llamas... he won't turn up if it's work. he will if it's hanging out. his block palettes make a regular minecrafter cower in fear. he made a google-searchable storage system for fun. he avoids minecraft tax like the plague. has his own minecraft update

false: queen of heads, hearts, and body parts. the server's designated pvp-er. master builder. will dig down to bedrock. it calls to her, she can't help it. a little quiet, a little shy. dry sarcasm. mayor of falsewell, sheriff. always down for an unsuccessful shop if there's a pun

gem: gem is great! do you want a birch tree with that? people look at her and find themselves doing redstone for her and bringing her things. she's very sweet. she'll kill you. she's building a birch tree in someone's base right now, i can feel it. she's a landscaper, a builder, an artist

grian: this man is Trouble. half builder, half mischief machine. if he sees something he's not supposed to touch, he's got his fingers in it. he's stealing diamonds. he's starting wars. he plays the long game with his lore. he's desperate to resist authority. he will not build the back of anything. he'll break redstone. if he thinks something will be funny, he's convinced to do it

hypno: cryptid. menace. he's a little quiet because he's off figuring out how to get the others to sell him their souls. he's in charge of the website. he'll build a nice little home. he's great at hiding things

impulse: this man is in charge of villagers and sorting systems. he is rich with emeralds. he'll redo a build if he doesn't like it. he joined the server to build them a witch farm. buy his totems of undying. he is kind and generous. he's always willing to play along with whatever nonsense is happening. he loves to laugh

iskall: iskall has a whole catalogue of noises. he likes to montage them. he wants to build a big farm. he wants to say hallo to a block of gravel. he wants to laugh at mumbo. his shops are not about the profits, but about the redstone experience. he likes to domesticate biomes. he built a villager cannon. one day he'll finish a pvp arena. IskallMAN is hermitcraft's superhero. his hobby is making stress laugh

jevin: he covered a megabase with buttons once. jevin goes hard. he has a habit of building fidget spinners. he wants chaos. he will antagonise cleo. he has the energy of a small yappy dog whilst also being determined to help his friends and have fun

joe hills: poet. the guy who conquered death. it's fine. joe's channel is like watching a comedy of endless disasters. next problem. he's building block for block replicas of buildings. he's the original new guy. he's in charge of Hermits Helping Hermits. he'll label nether hubs and give out boats. he'll fight a war with poetry and prank with de-escalation. howdy y'all. keep adventuring

keralis: he's got those big eyes. he's building things too realistic to be in minecraft. he'll pull out his miette voice and make the joke about the German coast guard. need money? papa k's got you. want money? no he's got no diamonds. he's broke. so sorry. he wants to win everything. xb always beats him. he refuses to call anyone by their screen names. shashwammy and bubbles and brian and princess and bumbo

mumbo: it's quite simple, really. he wants to build redstone doors and industrial districts but people keep dragging him into trouble. he's got grian and iskall to drag him into mischief. he loves massive storage systems and control panels. he keeps ending up in charge of things. he will not come to meetings. nothing makes him happier than looking at redstone circuitry on coloured lines

pearl: running on not enough sleep, always. here to cause trouble. she'll turn things upside down. she's a master landscaper. she'll build something massive like it's nothing. she'll commit to the bit. what if the base was bigger? what if she turned it around? she likes doing interiors. she'll build a mountain for fun. unhinged

rendog: head of the drama club. he loves cinematic effects. he loves lore and using his brother's music. he's got a whole dressing up box of characters to play. he can sniff out a story happening and will dive over to throw himself into it. he'll build wonders off camera and pretend it was someone else. he's in charge of the log business, always

scar: landscaper. trouble maker. he doesn't know how to do things in moderation. every build has a story. his cat is in the game. he builds beautiful things and flies into them. he doesn't light things up. he dies again and again and again and again. he loves to put on the costumes and play a part. he's a conman. he'll buy your attic. he's ready to cause trouble. he's shooting people with his bow

stress: she's a builder. she makes things gorgeous. her favourite colour is magenta and her favourite volume is loud. she's shouting at her villager geezers. she's laughing at iskall. she's afraid of the nether. everything she does has an edge of unhinged-ness. she's bright and loud and happy

tango: he's a technical player. i'd call him a minigame maker, but they're bigger than minigames at this point. the tangler, boom box, decked out, among us. he looks at minecraft's mechanics and makes them fun. he launches anvils and builds piglin ferris wheels. he's in charge of iron farms. the rule is that they have to be funny. he wants to help his friends. he wants to make them laugh

tfc: he's deep in the mines. he's the server's hermit. he has a rumbling laugh. he's left in shock by the overworld when he rises. he plays slow. he indulges the others. he died laughing at cleo's ingenuity during demise when he could have easily saved himself. the hermits sent him a new computer. he's got prox mod now

beef: he likes to make maps!! he's very cheerful. nobody bought eternal sunshine. he's a NHO member: etho, beef, bdoubleo, doc. he's a determined builder. he'll make a story. he'll run from the mobs spawning in the city he's left dark for the aesthetic. he sells wool. he collects records

wels: he's a builder. he's a knight. he bites off more than he can chew. he takes his time and builds beautiful things. you think he's in hiding, he's just biding his time. he'll build medieval houses and rant about tennessee's driving conditions. he's cheerful and kind

xb: he's building shapes again. he's beating keralis at minigames. he's kind and helpful. there's gore in his bunker. he's moved so far away he's living on a whole other server. the world is ending but he's built a post-apocalypse anyway

xisuma: he has opinions. he's the admin. he's a little strange. he wants to design his own farms and buildings. he wants to have fun. cleo is going to bully him so bad at HHH. evil x turns up sometimes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. he wants to unravel the game and make new things and learn things. he watches over the others with fond confusion. cleo hasn't forgiven him for the fish

zedaph: mad scientist. he looked at minecraft and then decided to do his own thing. minecraft is the tool for his madness. he wants to fling objects. he wants to build gunk tanks. he wants to stare into the eyes of sheep. he'll build redstone machines that are effectively ineffective. he'll build a working clock. he'll study his friends like bugs. he'll build a golf course if the mechanics demand it

cleo: queen of puppets. the armour stand book is hers. she demands heads. she'll break joe's legs. her dioramas are in high demand. betray her and she'll burn the world down. she's soft really. she's always helping. she wants to build gore and monsters and laugh. joe is living in her base again. she'll kill him (she joined the server hiding behind him)

MUMBO UPLOAD!!

HE SAW THE SIGNS JIMMY LEFT HIM ABOUT BEING THE SHERIFF !