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periswirl · 1 year
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Golden Trio as Kents
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The Justice League was on edge. Well, they were suspicious.
Superman had been strange the past few weeks. He and the other Supers had been taking increased trips to Smallville. People had begun to worry something had happened to the Kent elders but after Flash had tearfully asked after their health they'd been reassured that they were as fit as ever.
Which begs the question as to why they were constantly in Smallville. Batman, as usual, asked his sons due to their close relationship to the Superboys. Damian and Tim were not helpful.
Though that did confirm that this was a non threatening civilian issue considering his sons had essentially laughed in his face (or rather they'd brushed him off which was the same in the Batclan, unless you were Jason or Stephanie who literally laugh in his face).
Eventually Bruce decided to bite the bullet and ask Clark. He'd held off this long because everytime he approached Clark buzzed with excited energy like a hyperactive golden retriever and Bruce did not have the energy to deal with that.
He'd come to regret his decision after Clark simply led him to the Kent farm and introduced him to his new siblings.
As a father Bruce loved his kids. He did not, however, like them. It sounds horrible but while Bruce would easily lay down his life for his children without a second thought he would never be friends with them had they met on the streets, matter of fact, he'd cross the road to avoid them.
His children were mean and teenagers. He'd heard enough of their casual 'roasts' at galas to know that they'd reduce people to tears (and they had, on multiple occasions).
All of this to say, Bruce was horrified to learn that Clark had cursed his life with three more terrors who had made friends with his hellspawn. Now his manor was ground zero for even more shenanigans.
Turns out when many highly trained teenagers with a myriad of powers gathered together they caused mass destruction. He'd already bailed the Young Justice + the Kent kids out of jail six times and they were banned for life from every Olive Garden nationwide even AFTER a heavy 'tip' ( made at the begest Tim, Danny, and Bart. All three of whom were devastated when that didn't work.)
Bruce had started making a game out of pushing them onto whatever unsuspecting Justice League member was in the wrong place at the wrong time when they were in his care. Plastic Man had started diving through any avaliable opening when Batman walked by after getting caught six times.
But honestly as he sat with the Justice League watching them beat the ever-loving shit out of Ra's Al Ghul he felt a swell of pride for the group of kids who were coming into their own.
"Aren't they the cutest?" Clark asked as Sam curb stomped the man. The amount of side eyes he received from the rest of the League made Batman laugh out loud (read; quirk his lip).
"Hn"
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slimepuparibaba · 6 months
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Stelle Pestering Imbibitor Lumae DH be like...
*Stelle just lying on top of Dan Heng in his Imbibitor Lumae form, playing games on her phone while he reads a book* Stelle: ... Stelle, looking at Dan Heng: Hey, Dan Heng. Dan Heng: Hm? Stelle: I have a question. Dan Heng: ... Dan Heng, putting his book down: What is it? Stelle: What would happen if I touch your horns? Dan Heng: Dan Heng, flatly: Please don't touch my horns. Stelle: Why? Are they like... sensitive, or-- Dan Heng: Not particularly, but-- Stelle, touching his horns anyway: So, not like this? Dan Heng: ... Dan Heng, slightly red: I just told you not to touch them. Stelle: Hey, they're glowing. Why's that? Dan Heng: Stelle-- Stelle: Oh, whoa. Your tail also appeared! Is there a reason for that? Did you just get excited, or-- Dan Heng: Stelle... Stelle: Oh, do you have scales running along your spine? Wait, since you're a dragon, is there a chance that you have two di-- Dan Heng, pinning Stelle down: Stelle. Stelle: H-Huh? Dan Heng: ...if you're so desperate for your questions to have an answer... Dan Heng: Then I will answer them for you. Stelle: (...I'm in trouble...) Stelle, excited: (...hell yeah.)
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saryasy · 1 year
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inspired by @glittercake's addition!
sam & bucky, tfatws (2021) / roy & jamie, ted lasso (2020-23)
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notsomeloncholy · 2 years
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In honor of Kenobi have a softer, happier reunion.
It's been a year since I drew Uncle Beebee so I figured I'd come at it at a slightly different angle; two very tired jedi brothers who need a nap after beating sith lords 1 and 2 but know Padme needs that nap even more 💚
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amazon85centaur · 1 year
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THE COMMITMENT
They said copy paste
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I love these comparisons with my whole heart ❤️❤️
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lil asshole. kept me up all last night
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andrewthedeadly · 6 months
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andre doesnt deserve all this hate in this essay i will-
watching everyone dig at andre for things literally every other main character has done and some of them have done worse LEAVE HIM ALONE!
Cate had an affair with him while with luke yet hes taking all the lashings even though he's not the one who cheated... (if it was reversed where luke cheated w someone who was his bsf ikkkk that we would never hear the end of it)
He accidentally killed someone at a party and ran. which everyone else did but Marie. and we all know god u would have severely punished them for this. And we have seen where supes who can't control their powers go. why would he have stayed when nobody else who knows how the supe world works did ????? your out high asf w ur friends accidentally kill someone with your powers which could result in you going to supe rehab for like to be tested on and lose ur entire life you staying ??? like lets b fr now ..
ppl talk about his dad and idk what yall want him to do about that beside not be born or sumn like. his ONLYYYY story and saving grace for his plot. is his daddy issues and powers killing him like please.
people are mad that the person with whom he was in a relationship (not sure if cheating/post-mortem cheating?? counts idk)they were friends at least was found out to be manipulating him and others ao they could be experimented on and locked up and now he can't even be mad at that bc the lil white girl cried about doing it !!
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thewizardofozz · 1 year
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I LOVE WELCOME HOME HEHE I love barnaby he's my fav ever featuring sally
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meowmeowriley · 16 hours
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I saw your post about ghost and the silly skull Mac and cheese and now I wish someone would make me skull shaped Mac and cheese.
I would make each and every person who reblogged skeleton Mac and Cheese if I could ❤💀❤
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uss-edsall · 10 months
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Shoutout to that one 18 year old cadet at the military boarding school, who managed to convince forty cadets to let her make up the platoon moto chant, and then made them go “WE ARE ALPHA FLIGHT AWOO AWOO WE ARE THE WOLVES AWOO AWOO WE ARE THE ALPHA WOLVES AWOO AWOO” and howl on a parade ground in front of 200 people
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pvnks0ul · 4 months
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i actually refuse to look at that judy draft, ew
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starting over..again
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dogsrnaked · 1 year
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Calling it now that Dora is Pandora (of box fame)
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thunderreads · 1 year
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love how Aabria kept saying she was excited to play being divorced as a bit and then Sam showed up ready to break all our hearts. Ma’am. Quay gave Laerryn inspiration and you immediately said “you smell these specific in universe flowers from our wedding and the scent of rain after a drought” in the first freaking episode. we are not fooled!! 
everybody fuck off I’m SAD  
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love how these shots make it look like geralt and roach had a fight and he’s in full “i’m not speaking to you” mode
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roadimusprime · 2 months
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summoned a ghost to haunt Bentley's unfaithful deadbeat ass
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