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AHHH ok, let's talk about Lucifer and Alastor
I've been reading a lot of reactions to Hazbin: from the gushers who think the show is perfect to the hyper-critical who hate the show, the creator, and everything in between.
I don't fall into any of those categories. I had a lot of fun watching it, but there were some things I liked, and some others I didn't. You know, as it's usually the case with any piece of media one interacts with.
I love reading other people's opinions. It makes me pay more attention to things I might have missed. BUT for Hazbin, most of the criticism I've seen boils down to two things: either "I, personally, didn't like it, so that means it's bad" which is not the hot take people seem to think it is, or just lack of media literacy.
I won't go over all the examples of that last point (there are plenty), but one example people are using to criticize the show --which I can't seem to get out of my head so now I have to write about it-- it's how out of left field it was for Alastor to think of himself as a father figure to Charlie.
My guys and guysettes, that's because he doesn't.
He does it to piss off Lucifer, because he doesn't like him. That's it.
"But they just met, why doesn't he like him?" I don't know! but let's go over some examples, shall we?
In the first episode, during Alastor's TV ad, we see a picture of the hotel, clearly drawn by him. I ask you to look to the bottom left where it says "No tacky circus decor! I promise"
Do we know what he is referring to? Sure we do! the ring circus master himself! Lucifer Morningstar, whose whole schtick is circus-related. Clearly, Alastor is not a fan.
When Lucifer arrives to the hotel, did anybody catch Alastor's first reaction? (besides calling him short to his face, ofc)
Do you see that trembling eye? He is PISSED. Why? Who the hell knows! But he clearly does not care for the King of Hell himself (if you force me to give you my opinion on this, I think it's because of Alastor's delusions of grandeur, and plain-ole narcissism, but that is a conversation for another post, if I ever gather enough energy to write it)
He introduces himself and immediately does this. R-U-D-E.
Now, let's talk about the song itself, which, again, is clearly just an attempt to piss off Lucifer and not really about Charlie. At all.
He only cares about Lucifer's reactions. Because he is not being HONEST. We can all see that? right?? I mean, it is pretty FREAKING obvious. He is just trying to get a rise out of Lucifer.
And now, the moment we were all waiting for, the infamous "call me dad" moment.
Which had nothing to do with Charlie, and it was just another example of Alastor being the most annoying bastard alive. He is not even looking at her! He is staring Lucifer dead in the eye and saying "piss off shortie".
Why? Again, I dunno. Your guess is as good as mine. I hope we'll get the answer in season 2, because immediate animosity against the King of Hell himself is something I need some context for. Is it funny? Absolutely! I love that song! The violin solo? PURE GOLD (he he)
But for the love of Christ and the Antichrist, please stop thinking of "Alastor thinks of himself as Charlie's dad out of nowhere" as a valid criticism. As some have speculated, Alastor involvement with Charlie will probably have something to do with Alastor's deal and 7-year absence. If it's never explained, then sure, what the heck Vivzie?? please include it on the show!
There are PLENTY of things we could criticize about Hazbin (and people smarter and with more energy than me have done so already). But there are so many examples of "criticism" that are just examples of "I don't know how to interact with media anymore" and I beg of you to do better. This is a tiny example of the show showing and not telling, and some of y'all failed the comprehension test.
It is a fun show, guys. Enjoy it.
TL;DR: Alastor does not think he is Charlie's dad, ffs. He just wanted to piss off Lucifer.
#and NO#he is NOT jealous#I do not ship Alstor and Charlie#she has a girlfiend#he is an ace in the hole or whatever it is that Rosie said#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel critical#hazbin hotel criticism#lucifer morningstar#lucifer hazbin hotel#my beloved#alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#hazbin alastor#hazbin charlie
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Can you do gp! wanda x reader, basically wanda fucking readers boobs and cumming all over them
Obsessed
Pairings: g!p Wanda Maximoff x reader
Summary: You and Wanda go to meet your parents at a family barbecue where she gets unbelievably horny for you and takes you away to have some fun
Word count: 1197
Warnings: tit job, slight facial, smut, Wanda has a penis, mentions of blow jobs, fucking in a public place
No one is permitted to steal, copy, or reblog my work as their own!!
“There’s no reason to be nervous babe, everyone will love you.” You repeated for the thousandth time today, trying to ease her nerves once again. She wiped her sweaty palms across her pants and went back to holding your hand, her other one being used to carry the flowers for your mother.
“I know, I know, but what if they don’t? What if I mess up or something?” You grabbed her face in your hands and gave her light pecks all around her face.
“You won’t, just be yourself. Act like how you act with me.” She stared at you like you just said the most outrageous thing, like you just told her to bend you over the table in front of your family.
“How I act with you? They’ll hate me! I can’t go and slap your ass like I usually do, or make those dirty jokes! It’s going to be horrendous, just watch, I’m gonna say something or do something to mess it all up!”
“Relax! It will be alright, just be nice and respectful and leave out the slapping my ass or saying your usual, ‘can’t wait to fuck you later tonight baby’.” She groaned and you quickly knocked on the door before she could protest, watching with amusement as she froze. When your mother opened the door she greeted you with a hug before opening her arms to your girlfriend. Wanda cautiously engulfed her into a hug and introduced herself, awkwardly handing the flowers to the other lady and mentally slapping herself for it.
“Everyone! Y/N’s girlfiend is here!” All the members of the family came up to her and started small talk, you could tell she was mentally panicking. Almost everyone from your family line was here for the barbecue your mother and father were hosting, it was a tradition at this point.
Over the course of an hour Wanda has become unbelievably horny, seeing you in those tight shorts and a tank top that shows off your breasts has made it almost impossible for her to not take you right then and there. She could see your nipples through your shirt just begging for her mouth, oh how she wished she could just swoop you away and fuck you.
“Hey Y/N, do you mind showing me where the bathroom is?” She asked politelty. You didn’t question it and brought her inside, leading her to the bathroom before she stopped you.
“Finally, been wanting to get my hands on you all fucking day.” She emphasized her words with a harsh squeeze to your breasts, fluttering her eyes close at the feeling of your soft mounds.
“W-Wanda, we can’t do this here. If they realize we’ve been gone for too long they’re going to wonder what we’re doing.” She didn’t seem to care as she placed her mouth on your neck, making sure not to leave any noticable marks that your family could see. Quickly, she dragged you to the nearest room which ended up being your childhood bedroom, throwing you onto the mattress as she got on top of you.
“Fuck, feel how hard I am for you baby.” She grabbed your palm and placed it upon her bulge. “That’s all you princess, you get me so hard.” Her mouth retreated back to your body as she left kisses from your neck to your exposed chest, ripping your shirt off of you to finally get to your tits. She fondled them in her hands before takin a nipple in her mouth, sucking and licking the hardened bud as she teasted the other. Your hand met her head as you lighlty massaged her scalp and played with the strands of hair. She soon removed herself from your perky nipples without a choice, if she wanted to take care of her raging hard on she’d have to move quickly before someone saw the two of you. Undoing her pants she took her cock out of the confinements and stroked herself while you watched with admiration.
“Gonna fuck your tits, gonna cum all over them sweetheart.” Getting into a position she lined her length up with your breasts, you pushing them together to wrap around her. Wanda started at a fast pace, wanting to feel as much of you in the short amount of time she had.
“Your beautiful breasts feel so good, you’re gonna make me finish already.” Whenever her cock hit your mouth you’d suck for just a moment until she lowered herself once again, she stilled for a moment whenever your lips made contact with her. You could see her pre-cum leaking from the tip and moaned at the taste, enlighting a groan out of her.
“Yeah, you like how I taste? Good, when we get home you’re going to suck me off until I think you can be done, then you can taste all of me.” You were ready to leave right after this if it meant finally having her in your mouth. All you wanted to do was make her feel good, so if that meant leaving your family to go have sex you’d glady do so.
“No, I won’t even be able to wait that long. As soon as we get into that car I want you sucking me off, I don’t care if I’m driving you’ll do it anyways, right?” Your head moved faster than you brain, nodding before you could even think.
The coil in Wanda’s stomach was going to snap any minute, the thought of her seed spilling all over your body brought her even closer. “I’m gonna paint your chest with my cum, and then, I want you to walk outside to the rest of your family and say we have to leave with my cum still on your breasts.” She whispered hotly against your mouth as if it was a dirty secret. Finally, she let go and shot her load all over you, watching as some of her release landed on your face.
“That’s it, my perfect little cumdumpster. You take all of me like the good little girl you are, so perfect.” Her praises brought a small blush to your cheeks as her thrusting slowed down to a stop. Your breasts that were originally pushed together were now released out of your hold as you used your hand to jerk the woman off until her cock softened.
Wanda used her tongue to lick all over your body, cleaning off her cum from everywhere but your chest. When she reach your face she licked the remainder off and brought her mouth to yours, letting you taste her as you moaned at the flavor. While you were engrossed in the feeling of her mouth on yours she secretly slipped her fingers into your panties, gaining your attention as she gathered your slick on her fingers. She made you look at her digits covered in your wetness as she slowly brought them to her lips, enclosing them around the fingers as an exaggerated moan left her body.
“You taste so good baby. Look at you, getting wet just from pleasing me, can’t wait to see how horny I can get you from blowing me.”
#wanda fanfic#wanda smut#wanda maximoff smut#wanda maximoff x reader#wanda maximoff#wanda x fem!reader#wanda x reader#wanda maximommy#scarlet witch x reader#scarlet witch x you#scarlet witch#anon request#anonymous
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First of all girl your stories me having me jumping off my bed and doin a little dance Fr anyways can you write Hobie x fem reader and she wants to get a nose piercing but it scared even though she has other piercings it just scares her that it’s in the front of her face
thanks and feel free to ignore 😘
"It's just you and me, lovey."
A/N : I have a nose piercing myself and i WISH Hobie was with me when I got it. Also feel free to send any requests for Hobie I actually enjoy writing him, Its nice to take a break from writing the same character even though I litch adore both Miles.
Parings : Hobie Brown x black fem!reader
Summary : Hobie would be with you through every situation and yes, that even meant him piercing your nose.
Warnings : Needles.
"Y'know I just don't understand how hard it could be to cook one simple meal." Hobie grumbled watching the people on the tv fail to make a creme brulee.
You laughed at your boyfriends judgement of someones attempt at the dessert. You hooked your leg over Hobie's legs as you snuggled into his chest further.
You and Hobie were cuddled up on the couch as you watched the show that somehow enraged your boyfriend yet calmed him day after a day of patrolling around as spiderman.
As you were watching you noticed one of the contestants had a nose piercing. You'd always wanted one, esspecially since you shimmered with multiple piercings on your body. Hobie's personal favourites were the ones on your nipples and your back dermals. He made you very aware that those were his favourites!
You shifted your head to look up at Hobie,"Hey babe?."
"Y'alright darlin'?" Hobie looked down to meet your eyes.
"Yeah I was just thinking," You paused taking in a breath. "I think I want to get my nose pierced but I'm scared. I mean I've got loads of piercings, I just don't get why i'm being a little bitch about this!"
"Oil! Don't call my girlfiend a 'little bitch', alright? It's okay to stress over a piercing, I was scared when I got my nose pierced. I mean the way I was panicking was mad. You've got this, I know you do. I'll even do it myself." Hobie huffed after his small rant. He refused to let you talk bad about yourself in any situation.
"Okay. Do you mind if we do it now whilst I still have this adrenaline in me!?" You timidly asked with a small grin that graced your lips.
"Course we can, lov'." Your boyfriend gave you a kiss on your forehead then darted down to your lips where you gave him enough of a firm peck to feel his lip piercing on your bottom lip.
Hobie got up from the couch and briskly walked down to the left hallway.
Shortly, he returned with the kit he uses to pierce himself and sets it down on the counter.
He wouldn't trust anyone else to pierce your nose.
He walked over to you and grabbed you off the couch and effortlesly carried you over to counter where he gently places you down.
He spreads your legs and plants himself inbetween them.
"Ready to do this?"
"Wait, I don't know yet." You breathing increases and you feel Hobie's hand interlocked with yours.
"It's okay, we can slow down if you want to okay," Hobie reassures you. "It's just you and me, lovey."
Your breathing slows down back to a normal rate and you gesture for Hobie to continue with the piercing.
Hobie sanatizes his hands and pulls the fresh new needle out of the package.
"Ready?"
You nod with your mouth shut so you can focus on your breathing.
"1."
"2-"
Hobie didn't even wait for '3' let alone consider it. He knew if he just suprised you then letting you hear the countdown fully, you'd be calmer.
He pushed the needle in quickly then got your new nose piercing hooked in without even a sweat.
"Did you push the needle through yet?" You questioned with a squeek in your voice.
Hobie just chuckled.
"Open your eyes f'me, darlin'." Hobie pushed a small mirror with a handle into your hand.
You opened your eyes after having them squeezed shut for a split second. Your eye caught the jewelry that adorned your nose.
"Hobie!!" You squeeled putting the mirror down and jumping into Hobie's arms, forcing him to put his hands under your ass as you legs squeezed his waist.
"Yeah yeah , I gotta do what I have to to make my girl happy." Hobie shrugged of with his iconic smirk placed on his lips.
Little did you know when Hobie was giving you a pep talk, he lied to you.
Hobie wasn't even the least bit scared when he pierced his nose.
The man didnt even flinch, but if he had to make you think he was a pussy in that situation just so you wouldn't put yourself down for being a bit scared... he would do it any day.
#across the spiderverse#spiderverse#hobie brown x reader#hobie x reader#hobie brown#atsv hobie#hobie spiderverse#hobie my beloved#hobart brown#hobie x reader fluff#hobie brown x y/n#spiderpunk#hobie brown x female reader#hobie brown x you#spider punk
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can i request for minji from newjeans girlfiend hcs? thank you! - 🌸 anon
💭 — MINJI AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND !
tysm 🌸 anon !! wooo first newjeans work!! i hope you enjoy :)
warnings : none?
— i feel like she would be really reassuring. like she’s willing to listen to your problems and try to help you with it. i think she’s really with her words so she would be giving you great advice.
— shy with physical touch but loves it. like if you randomly hug her, a big smile would appear on her face </3 probably pretends she dislikes it while her face says otherwise!!
— probably gives you back rubs out of habit.
— PULLING YOU IN FOR BACK HUGS!!! i feel like she’d do that and rest her head on your shoulder 💔
— prefers quieter dates. just so she could be able to focus on you in silence. she thinks dates like those run smoothly, as you both can just appreciate the moment together!
— very easygoing/carefree gf i believe. i don’t think she’d get jealous as much since she trusts you. there may be times where she might feel jealous, but she would eventually calm down cause she knows she has that reassurance. you’re her partner, she should trust you. she does, knowing you love her :)
— “minji, don’t you think they are a little too touchy?” “they know who they are dating. why should i worry?”
— very attentive to your wants and needs. if she thinks you’re cold, she would give up her jacket or give you a blanket. if she thinks you are sick, she’d immediately be at your care.
— def admires you. thinks you’re the most perfect thing ever. like if you’re hanging out with the others, she’d watch you all, thinking what she did to deserve all of you guys. stop it
— the listener in the relationship. she just tends to take that role, just listening to others and then giving her comments.
— i feel like she’d be awkward at the beginning of the relationship. like she knows you but she’s afraid to make moves that you may not like. so, you might want to be the first to make a move!
— more soft spoken when it comes to you. it just became that way after you two decided to date.
— if the others tease you a lot, she’d most likely try to calm the situation. “alright guys, that’s enough,” as she pulls you closer to her 💔💔💔 . however when she teases you, that’s a different story for another time.
— when she’s stressed, she knows she could just go to you for comfort. words wouldn’t even need to be exchanged, you know once she asks to be held that you never judge and listen to her.
— anything you give her, she considers it as a lucky charm. like if you gave her a plush that resembled her, she’d bring it everywhere…literally. probably would even give updates on it and that would be so cute 😭
— leaves voice messages so you don’t miss her too much :) and demands for you to send some after LMAO
— probably likes taking live photos just for the memories!
💭 — eeeee ! looks empty cause there’s no one to tag HELP
#k-labels#kflixnet#newjeans#nwjns#newjeans minji#nwjns minji#newjeans headcanons#newjeans imagines#newjeans scenarios#newjeans x reader#newjeans fanfic#newjeans fluff#newjeans ff#nwjns headcanons#nwjns imagines#nwjns scenarios#nwjns x reader#nwjns fluff#nwjns ff#nwjns fanfic#minji headcanons#minji imagines#minji scenarios#minji x reader#kpop#kpop headcanons#kpop scenarios#kpop imagines#kpop x reader#kpop fluff
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Heyyy! I don’t know if you’re comfortable but an AU with the main girl Indian! Only if you feel comfortable! 🫶🏼
Top 5 Ranker - Instagram AU
(Bengals Quarterback! Joe Burrow x Stylist! OC)
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Bengals: Another unforgettable season.
We can’t thank you enough for your love and support, Who Dey Nation.
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username1: WHO DEY NATION FOREVER!
yourinstagram: 🧡
username2: last night’s game was so rigged, y’all deserve so much better… let’s pray for the Super Bowl win to finally happen next football season!
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Burrow_World: Joe’s girlfriend Y/N will be posting her top 5 of Joe Burrow’s “arrive at ___ stadium” soon!
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username1: i’ve been waiting for this to happen since the beginning of the football season.
username2: remember when we thought that Joe dating a stylist meant that his outfits during football season would get better…
↳ username3: let’s not lie… there were more hits than misses compared to last year 😳
↳ username4: even though he’s dating a stylist… he doesn’t want her help in choosing what he wears 💀
username5: i hope it’s made clear that whatever Y/N’s ranking is of Joe’s stadium arrival outfits… her ranking is the right ranking, because it’s Y/N’s opinions > everyone else’s opinions.
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CincyProblems: Y/FN Y/LN (Joe Burrow’s girlfiend and Stylist) had posted her top 5 of Joe Burrow’s stadium arrival outfits on her Instagram Story… Do you agree or disagree with her top 5 ranking?!
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username1: THIS IS DEFINITELY MY TOP 5 RANKING!
username2: i wouldn’t agree with her ranking if she wasn’t a stylist… but since she is a stylist, she definitely knows what she is talking about when it comes to outfits!
joeyb_9: this is a nice top 5 ranking… but my top 5 ranking for my stadium arrival looks would be different.
↳ yourinstagram: it’s a good think no one has asked you for your top 5 ranking… because it would be different in a very bad way 😵💫 this season, you had a mixed amount of good outfits and bad outfits.
username3: “we had a fun time after i saw him in this suit for the first time 😽” OHHH THEY GOT NASTY BEFORE THE FOOTBALL GAME 💀
username4: how could she not add the soft pink look from when Burrow arrived at the Arrowhead Stadium for the AFC Championship to her top 5 ranking?!
username5: Joe needs to do a ranking of Y/N’s top 5 attendance looks… because we know Y/N is the best dressed WAG at all the football games that she has attended since her and Joe started dating!
↳ joeyb_9: wait… that might be a good idea 🤔
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yourinstagram: the best Top 5 Ranker 🏅
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joeyb_9: we’ll see if you’re still the best top 5 ranker after i post my top 5 ranking of your football game attendance outfits!
↳ yourinstagram: i have the qualifications to be awarded as the best Top 5 ranker… what qualifications do you have?!
↳ joeyb_9: i’m your boyfriend, that’s my qualification.
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NFLWAG_UPDATES: Joe Burrow has ranked his top 5 football game attendance looks of Y/FN Y/LN for the 2022-2023 football season on his IG Story.
do you agree with the Bengals QB’s ranking?!
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username1: i would say that this is a really good top 5 ranking, but the truth is… you could put any outfits that Y/N wore to the football games this season in a top 5 ranking, and the ranking would be correct!
username2: the way i know Joe took these photos because none of these photos are on Y/N’s insta-feed.
username3: this top 5 ranking really proved that Y/N has the best style compared to the other NFL WAGS.
yourinstagram: nice ranking BurrowHead @.joeyb_9
↳ joeyb_9: thank you… i take back what i said, you are the best top 5 ranker because this was hard.
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joeyb_9: The journey continues….
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camjuice5: 💙
CincyProblems: next season is the revenge tour!
yourinstagram: are you posting this photo because you’re mad that i didn’t include this outfit in my top 5?!
↳ joeyb_9: i’m not publicly answering that question.
Author Notes:
i can’t lie; this Instagram AU is definitely in my Top 5 favorite IG AUs that i’ve published. i had so much fun writing this Instagram AU and i hope you all enjoyed reading it!
if you have a request for an Instagram AU, please send the IG AU request to my Inbox and i’ll try to get the Instagram AU published as fast as i can!
thank you all for the love and support! 🤍
#Joe Burrow#NFL#CFB#LSU Tigers#Cincinnati Bengals#Joe Burrow Fanfiction#Joe Burrow Fanfic#Joe Burrow Fic#Joe Burrow x Reader#Joe Burrow x OC#Joe Burrow x Y/N#Joe Burrow Instagram#Joe Burrow Instagram AU#NFL Instagram#Instagram#Instagram AU#NFL Fanfiction
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Heyy!So im really enjoying your writing a lot!! And idk if your requests are open but if they are, id like to request smt.!
(So this is taking part in 2007/8)
Can you maybe do Tom x fem!reader who is an artist?
So like reader and the Band where childhood friends but reader and Tom liked each other but where scared to tell cuz of different stuff? And because of that reader has been secretly drawing Tom in her sketchbook??
So like, one night (idk she was with them on Tour) in the Bus, reader couldnt sleep and decided to finish one of her sketches of Tom on the little couch. Tom was watching a little from behind and then idk she notices him and they talk abt something(i cant think of what). Then reader shows him her drawings of him and he was very fascinated by her talent. Then reader had the courage to finally tell Tom that she draws him cuz she likes him more than friends and he confesses too??
AND AH maybe like at the end a little sweet kiss??
THAT WOULD BE AMAZING😭💕
-Ann🤍
(English isnt my first language so sorry for any mistakes love!!🫶🏻😔)
My Artist
sorry if this is kinda crappy i made one and it deleted Hope you like Ann 😭
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Bill, georg and gustav were all away doing there on thing on the bus, being alone and bored you decide to finish off one of the drawings of tom you had started on a couple days ago.
You put on your headphones playing a playlist you liked to listen to when you were drawing, unbeknown to you the person who you were drawing had walked behind you and was now watching as you bopped your head and drew.
You being to feel a bit uneasy so you decide to look behind you and see a tall man looming over you, at first you get shit scared and jump away a bit but after realising that it was tom you sigh a bit in relief before looking down in your lap and seeing the drawing of him on display.
You take out your head phone while quickly snapping your book closed, hoping he didnt see to much, but the sly smirk on his face tells you other wise.
"Wow ___ your goood" he says cockly moving to sit next to you. You roll your eyes and try to change topic.
"Wheres the others?" you question "Bills out getting food- obviously, georgs outside talking to his girlfiend and i think gus is sleeping" he says rubbing his chin trying to think "oh yeah" you say before putting one of your headphones in leaving one open to listen if tom was gonna say something else.
"What you listening to?" he questions holding his hand out for one of your headphones to listen with you "Oh just ___ ____" placing the other headphone in his palm. "nice" he mutters putting in the other headphone jamming out with you.
After a while you gathered enough courage to show him the drawings of him in your book the finished ones and the one you were previously working on.
"Hey um tom did you want to see the drawing i did of you" you say a blush tinted on your face immanently regretting what you had just done.
"Yeah sure, was hoping you would say something" he chuckles taking the headphone out giving it back to you moving his body to face you. You reach next to you flipping to the pages of the tom ones.
"Yeah this is the one im working on, its still in its ugly phase" you giggle trying to make the air feel less heavy.
"wow ___ you did this, its amazing and not just cause its me like look at this apple i could like eat it! " tom mutters out fascinated by the level of detail you put into the drawing you did of him and the other random objects he sees scattered throughout the sketch book.
"Yeah um i- oh god im doing this- i kinda draw you cause i- like you" She says quickly puts her face into her hands, feeling her heart pump loudly, her thoughts running wild.
"I like you to ___" Tom say calmly amused that the girl was blushing so hard. Hearing that ___ snaps her head towards tom "really, you like me" she sighs out "yeah, i like you, ___ more than friends" he says feeling his heart beat fast aswell.
They both lean in cautiously before pressing their lips togther softly before pressing in deeper. ___ heart beating faster than ever letting her eyelashes flutter closed, trying to enjoy this moment.
"Hey yeah babe ill call you back soon mmk yeah love yo-" Georg says stopping mid sentence when seeing Tom and ___ kissing on the couch.
The pair look back quickly to see a shocked Georg standing in the entrance of the bus "I owe bill so much money" he mutters before walking back outside.
The two break out in a fit of laughter and the situation they got themselves into.
#tokio hotel#tom kaulitz#tom kaulitz x reader#bill kaulitz#georg listing#gustav schäfer#tom kaulitz imagines
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more modern au shit: emily does not have a girlfiend
1682 words, a young woman in a band is swooped up by an older rich woman. One day while they are listening to records, the woman's husband calls.
Maevetash AU continues and the dynamic remains Weird.
Emily does not have a girlfriend, but she does have a woman that she is seeing.
She had met her after a gig, when it had felt like the crowds had parted and out from them had stepped a beautiful older white woman with dark brown hair, dressed casually but in a way that screamed money. That was a thing about the city that she had learned fairly quickly, how easy it was to run into people with more money than Emily can even imagine having, how you eventually learn to pick them out of a crowd.
The woman had been nice enough, complimenting the band and Emily’s guitar especially. They had traded names and numbers along with a vague promise to get coffee sometime and Emily had not thought much about it until she had gotten a look from the stage manager.
“She strikes again,” the man had said and Emily had cocked her head at him.
“Who, Maeve?” That had been the woman’s name.
“Yeah, she’s picked up some musicians here before.”
Emily had waited for more and when she hadn’t gotten it, she had asked, “So like in a predatory way or?”
“Oh, nah, just don’t fall in love and she’ll probably buy you a new phone or something.”
A stage hand had walked by at that moment and had added, “I heard Chris got a car when he dated her.”
The stage manager had gestured in a “see what I mean?” kind of way and Emily had left then, number still in hand.
That had been six months ago. The older woman — Maeve — had called her the next day and they had gotten that coffee, then gone out to see a show, then fucked in Maeve’s high rise apartment, one that was bigger than the one Emily shared with three other people.
Since then, Maeve had slotted right into Emily’s life. She is recording an album along with her odd jobs and random gigs, so the fact that Maeve is regularly out of town works just fine for her. They text back in forth but in a friendly way, then every week or so, Maeve will send Emily a text message with a ticket or an address and they will go out together.
Sometimes, though, Maeve will just invite her over to hang out. Emily had expected a pillow princess when she met Maeve, but instead she met a woman that loves to be on top, so Emily is the one that gets to lay back and have orgasm after orgasm applied to her by skilled and persistent hands as well as other toys that Maeve keeps in her bedroom.
And yes, after a few months, she did get that new phone.
This evening, they are the common area of Maeve’s apartment. Maeve bought a few new records and they are rotating through them while they talk about music, Emily’s band, the record they are recording, just anything that they can think of. They do not talk about Maeve’s life outside of the city nor her career nor her family.
Maeve had told Emily about them on their second date, had never hidden the fact from her, and after that it had just been another fact about her. Emily’s not-girlfriend has a husband, some unknown number of kids, and some kind of business that involves social media and wellness. Honestly, Emily isn’t interested in learning more. It’s much easier to focus on how well Maeve fucks her from behind with her strap than why she has a secret family. Rich people shit is not Emily’s problem.
After a few records and a lot of trips to smoke on the balcony, Maeve is laying on the couch with her feet in Emily’s lap. She had made an off comment earlier about wearing heels all day and so Emily is pushing out the kinks in her foot. The noises Maeve is making combined with the weed have Emily ridiculously horny and she is ready to propose that they move things to the bedroom when Maeve’s phone starts to ring.
Maeve has always had two phones. One of them is Maeve’s work phone. This is the one Emily sees her using the most. She is constantly tapping out messages on it or taking calls from her assistant. The other phone is the one that Maeve is never without, but rarely uses. That one, from the few times Emily has seen Maeve take it into another room, she presumes is Maeve’s personal phone. This is the phone currently ringing on the coffee table.
Maeve snatches it up. “Sorry, I have to take this,” she says.
Emily nods, moves to take Maeve’s feet off her lap, but then instead Maeve taps a few times on her screen and puts the phone back on the table. There is the sound of movement on the other side and Emily feels a chill of dread as she realizes that the phone is now on speaker.
“You were supposed to call me yesterday,” Maeve says.
“What’s this shit about an event on Thursday, Maeve?” comes a reply from the phone. It is a deep male voice, just angry enough to send another chill through Emily. She once again tries to dislodge Maeve, but the older woman seems uninterested in moving.
“I need you at a movie premiere, Yanthus said that you were available.”
“Yanthus is my secretary, not yours. You know that I need more notice than two days.”
“Then you should pick up your phone when I call you, Enver.”
Enver. That is a name that Emily recognizes after so long in this woman’s orbit. That is the name of her husband, some kind of high-up executive at some kind of company. Maeve has no pictures of him in her apartment, but Emily had seen one once while scrolling her social media feed. She thought of that picture now: dark hair, dark eyes, brown skin and a mouth that had been leaning down to say something into his partner’s ear. It had looked like they had been caught in an intimate moment and Emily wonders on occasion how to square that picture with the woman that she is routinely getting fucked by.
This phone call is clearing some things up.
Maeve is still talking. “The agreement is one event per quarter minimum, not only one event per quarter. I need you at this one, it’s a big deal for me.”
“I will want one in return. Without complaint this time.”
“Fine, just tell Scelly about it.”
“You mean how I had to remind her four times to put Eda’s recital on your calendar?”
Maeve is up in a shot, the phone in her hand. She taps the screen and puts it to her ear. “I already talked to her about that, Enver, do not put that shit on me.”
Emily takes the opportunity to get up from the couch. She picks up Maeve’s vape pen from where they had left it on the coffee table, then waves at the other woman. She gestures toward the balcony and Maeve shoos her off, her attention clearly on what she is hearing on her phone.
After she gets outside and slides the door closed behind her, Emily takes in a deep breath and lets it out. The last thing she is interested in from her not-girlfriend is hearing her family shit, so she walks to the railing, as far as she can get from the doorway and potentially hearing anything. Her buzz had been fully killed by what had just happened and she takes some time to do a few deep inhales with the pen, looking out at the city while she relaxes back into her high.
Eventually, it gets too cold and she reopens the door and slinks back inside. Maeve is back on the couch, her knees pulled up to her chest. She is smiling and Emily considers going back outside, but the woman has seen her and holds up a finger, a request for Emily to wait. She swallows and walks the rest of the way to return the vape back to the table.
“You have so many nice suits, get my stylist to put something together. No, no, she will, I can call her tomorrow.” Maeve sucks in her lip, bites it with her teeth like a girl talking to her crush. “No, go to bed, you have a lot going on tomorrow. I love you, ok?”
Emily looks to where her bag is at the door, along with her shoes. Maeve is a stickler for no shoes in her apartment and Emily wonders how long it would take to slip on her sneakers and slip out of the door. Then Maeve is putting her phone back on the table and she looks up at Emily with flushed cheeks and a smile still on her face.
“I am starving, should we order something?” Maeve says.
Emily blinks for a moment. “Like Thai?” she asks.
Maeve moans. “God, yes, Thai sounds amazing. Do you want to put on another record?”
Maeve sits up and makes the call for way too much food, this time on her business phone, while Emily goes to the record player to make a new selection. By the time Emily is done, Maeve is putting her phone back on the table. Emily walks to sit on the couch but Maeve reaches for her hand and pulls the younger woman onto her lap.
“Thanks for sticking around,” she says as she drags her hands up Emily’s thighs. She doesn’t wait before putting one of them on Emily’s mound and pressing. Weird phone calls be damned, between the weed and just how fucking hot Maeve is, Emily can’t help but grind onto her in response. “Do you want me to feed you first or fuck you, Emily?” Maeve says.
Emily smiles. “Thai place usually takes at least thirty minutes.”
“Good point,” Maeve says as she undoes the top of Emily’s pants. “So let’s see how many times I can get you off before then.”
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okay Felix's ocs big infodump post
featuring picrews made with this maker because I don't have the energy to draw
Seth (he/she/they/xe)
Seth is completely removed from society by choice. They ran away from home when he was 16 because their father was not a very good person at all. Xe moved into an abandoned garage and got (stole) a motorcycle. She makes money by running a not exactly legal piercing/tattoo shop. Xe has a snake named Libby who they care about more than anything else. They're generally really passionate about snakes and have a snake tattoo. He believes being authentic is the biggest virtue someone can have and lives by it. Basically this is my weird child, I found them in a trash can and I love her. They're 19 years old. Oh and she plays the guitar.
Lena/Lemon (she/her)
Got the nickname Lemon as a child and it stuck. She loves organizing things. She has an extensive collection of different plants and stuff. She's planning to go to college later, but is taking a year off. Her parents are kinda rich, which is how she was able to move out as a 19 year old and own a house. She's endlessly positive and caring to a fault (doesn't really prioritize her own needs which is how she's ended up in multiple toxic friendships and a relationship with a guy she doesn't really like). She has a cat named Honey. She's really scared of snakes.
Irene (she/they)
She always manages to be the weirdest person in the room no matter what and is proud of that. They have an original character named Luna who's basically the personification of the moon and then fell in love with her. She constantly paints Luna and wants to become a professional artist. Very strong moon theming going on for her for obvious reasons. Their parents divorced when she was young so she lives with her mom. They got a few tattoos secretly from Seth without her mom knowing about it. She strongly identifies with the three weed smoking girlfiends (yes she smokes weed. no she doesn't have a girlfriend though. she wishes.) Their pseudonym is Pygmalia because of the whole fell in love with her character thing. She's 18. Seth and her are best friends/sometimes friends with benefits
Mike (he/him)
the thing about Mike is that once upon a time he used to be the main character but now I prefer to focus on Seth so he got significantly sidelined. He loves music and writes some of his own sometimes. He's depressed, but working on it. He has a crush on his best friend Dom who also got sidelined somewhere along the line (or more accurately he's too similar to another oc I used for another story which i actually started writing but then discontinued). His parents and Irene's parents are friends, so they've known each other all their life. He's 17.
Christine (she/her)
it's her, she's the problem, it's her. Lena's best friend since high school. Very manipulative, but deep down also very insecure. She has problems and she's definitely not a good friend. She's always wanted to be a singer or dancer. Loves being the center of attention. Gets jealous very easily.
Ella (she/her)
Lena's other best friend since high school. She's the enabler. She sometimes realizes Christine isn't a very good person but is too afraid to say anything and even goes along with it sometimes. She wants to be an author, although she didn't realize that for the longest time because she made Christine's goals her own goals too. She's just trying to find herself mostly.
Leo (he/him)
Local prettyboy. Also went to high school with Lena and her friends. Most girls had a crush on him and he ended up dating Lena, because he genuinely liked her and she felt pressured by her friends even though she really would've rather stayed friends with him. He has a strong interest in reptiles and is a bit of a nerd but he's conventionally attractive enough for that to not bother people. He's actually a pretty decent person.
Okay now some story:
as I mentioned Seth lives in an abandoned garage. They knew the house it belongs to isn't in use, but figured he doesn't need more than the garage itself (he decorated it and everything). But then Lena moved in without Seth knowing about it, because Lena didn't use the garage and Seth didn't use the house attached to it, they just kind of lived next to each other without knowing for a few days.
Then Lena, being the "queen of road safety", almost got hit by Seth's motorcycle, because she may have crossed the road at red light. Seth managed to turn in time, but drove right into a tree, wrecking her motor completely. Yeah this is their first meeting, romantic isn't it? So after Lena apologizes a few hundred times (over apologizer), Seth is about to head home when they finally realize their accidental cohabitation. Since Lena still feels guilty about her recklessness causing Seth to lose his motorcycle, she agrees to let him stay anyway. Though she probably would've either way because she's a people pleaser and like she doesn't need that garage either way. Cut to slice of life sitcom shenanigans of two VERY different people trying to live together. Spoiler alert they fall in love. Which leads Lena to the soul crushing task of breaking up with her boyfriend who she didn't even like. Except he's actually fine with it and they stay friends and he even gives her advice once she later admits she's catching feelings for Seth.
Also Seth introduces Lena to Irene at one point and they don't initially get along, since Irene is somewhat overprotective of Seth and doesn't trust people easily and Lena is slightly creeped out by her chaotic nature, but they come around to each other.
Seth also helps Lena become more confident, which leads her to finally stop being friends with Christine and Ella after realizing how unhealthy their friendship is. Although Ella later apologizes and they'll rekindle their friendship eventually but that still takes time. Also Ella and Leo might end up dating, idk.
Meanwhile Lena helps Seth be slightly more adjusted and to work through her trauma. Plus xe does start to love her which forces him to learn a kind of vulnerability he's never shown before.
Overall I'm just kind of obsessed with all of these depressed bitches ✌️
#Felix's ocs#can you spot the citc parallels. yes you can. there's a lot.#stardust‚ sunshine & moonlight
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Why does "To All of You" fit the opening of Season 1 so well?
For me, one of the most memorable moments of Season 1 comes near the beginning, when Max puts her headphones on and traverses the school corridor listening to "To All of You" by Syd Matters.
The most obvious reason to enjoy this scene is that we get to listen to a damn good song while Max entertains us with her insightful (and often witty) comments about the realities of school life.
But I think that "To All of You" works in this scene in three more ways. As an expression of Max's state of mind, as a heads-up for the player on what to expect moving forward and finally, as a premonition of things which might come true in the end.
In my mind, the song is about the idealized image of women in popculture, especially American cinema. "Shiny smiles and plastic bodies" - a perfect, but ultimately impossible to achieve (and therefore not real) image. The only thing that can result from chasing this unattainable ideal is sadness - "I cry sometimes, walking around my own place; Wondering why she cries sometimes". People trying to conform to impossible standards will always be disappointed in the end.
While the song is explicitly about beauty standards, I think its message can be extrapolated. It's about desiring things that are perfect and being sad that they're impossible to achieve. This works as an expression of Max's state of mind.
Max wishes to become a renowned artist. She wants her works to be appreciated by others. That's the ideal she strives for. But as it is often the case, there is a discrepancy between what we imagine and what we get. Putting her work out there is very difficult for Max. She's full of self-doubt. To the point she tears up a photograph that would win the competition if submitted. Max is sad because of the irreconcilable difference between what she wants and what she has the strength to do. It's going to take at least a few sessions of coaching by Chloe for Max to discover her confidence.
Since the song is about being nostalgic over the things that we desire, but are ultimately not real, I think it also serves as a heads-up for the player to suspend their disbelief. There's going to be mystery and mysticism ahead. Which you could dress up in SF mumbo-jumbo like vague references to quantum physics or chaos theory, but why bother? Isn't it more fun to just say the power of love and the desire to protect those close to you transcends time and space?
And finally, the song serves as a wish which may come true. It's a song about someone desiring an American girlfiend that they could take for a drive on the seaside. Well, if Max plays her cards right, at the end of the week she's going to have a girlfriend driving her around. A girlfriend with a rebel spirit, who is giddy about guns, proudly displays a US flag in her room (which is the only large surface in her room not defaced with grafitti) and drives an impractically large, gas-guzzling SUV. Truly, an American girlfriend.
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Hi, can you do a fic were Bayverse Raph and his girlfriend get into a huge fight because Raph was talking sh*t about her girlfiend's body (she has insecurities) and he tell her to go f*ck herself and break up with her. Then, her girlfriend leaves the lair and go to her apartment to cry, and tries to kill herself with a overdose of sleeping pills. When Raph go to her apartment to apologize, he see her girlfiend on the floor inconscient with the bottle of pills in her hand and Raph regrets everything he had said and done, and go to the lair with her girlfriend in his arms. When she finally wakes up, Raph begs for forgiveness. 🥺❤️
Forgive me
TMNT Raphael x reader
A/n: Thanks so much for requesting! I hope you don't mind but I didn't write the overdose part bc I didn't feel comfy with it, but I hope you like it nonetheless.
All I wanted to do was to go see Raphael. Spend some time with him. But I had frozen outside of the training room when I had heard Raph's cruel words
"I mean I don't know why she would wear something like that she's to big for it."
I listened to him bark out a laugh and say some other choice things before I decided I heard enough
"How can you say that about me?!" I stepped into view and looked at Raph and he turned to his brothers before looking at me.
"It's true and it's time someone finally told you."
"What in the world is wrong with you!" I shouted at him and I felt my heart break just a little bit
"Well actually he's-" I held up my hand and cut off Donatello's sentence
"Take it back!" I demanded and Raph let out a small laugh.
"Go fuck yourself."
"Fine. Maybe I will!" I screamed and turned to leave.
"Don't come back!" He shouted as I turned the corner
I raced out of the dojo and out of the lair.
I was heartbroken I mean he had never been so cruel before and it was so unlike him, but maybe it was true
Maybe I really was the problem..
I slammed by door shut and sat on the entrance floor and I just cried.
I laid down on the cold tile and thought over the last few days
Maybe I had said something or done something wrong?
Before I knew it I was drifting off to sleep.
When I woke I sat up suddenly and looked around the lair in shock
"Why am i-"
"Wait!" I grew angry when I saw Raph sitting next to me
"Why am I here!" I turned and grabbed the pillow my head was on and threw it at him.
"Let me explain please!" He held his hands up and I huffed out a no
But Donatello came into my view
"You should hear him out.."
I huffed again but turned to Raphael.
"Three minutes." I muttered before Raphael nodded and began to rush out
"I know what I said was wrong, but I swear I didn't mean it! I didn't get the chance to tell you and Donnie tried to explain, but when you got here we just got back from a mission and I got a weird potion thing thrown at me and It made me say terrible things about people and I am so so sorry!"
I turned to look at Donnie and he nodded.
"He's telling you the truth it was a sort of serum, I guess that's what you could call it, but it brought out his worst characteristics. I've already given him an antidote and he's cured."
"Thanks Donnie."
"your welcome." He gave me one last wave and he disappeared and I looked at Raph
"Your crying?" I motioned to the tears rolling down his face.
"I hurt you and I didn't mean too and I'll do anything for you to forgive me."
"Your right you did hurt me, but I'll forgive you.." I gave him a small smile and he pulled me into his arms.
"I'll make it up to you baby I promise." He placed a gentle kiss on my head and I held him tighter.
#teenage mutant ninja turtles x reader#tmnt 2014#tmnt bayverse#tmnt imagine#tmnt x reader#tmnt ralph#tmnt donatello
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Round 1 - Side B
Propaganda below ⬇️
Leliana
Ex thief/assassin after her ex-girlfiend leaves her for dead she tries to go on a revenge quest but fails and becomes a nun to repent her previous sins. During the first game she joins your party because she had a vision of God telling her to do so (nevermind that her faith belives that god has left humanity to die after the death of his human spouse). If she survives the events of the game, meaning you don't try to destroy an extremly valuable religious relic in front of her causing her to turn on you and fight you to the death, she goes on to become the spymaster for the pope. During the third game she becomes your spymaster and you can even make her the new pope, if this happens her policies bring her many enemies but they all misteriously disappear after challenging her publically. If she dosen't survive the first game she still shows up in the third one with the same role but instead of beign a normal person she is a magic ghost of misterious origin that is somehow connected to rocks that are also blood and is pretending to be a normal human beign. She is even bisexual
her introduction is her walking up to you and going 'god told me to leave being a nun and help you.' she's a spy who worked for the pope. she's bisexual. she can have an elven mage partner and then immediately go 'okay guys mages and elves are cool now also the clergy can fuck now' and then she goes and fucks her (well known) elven mage partner. her views on religion are really accepting but also she founds An Inquisition with the intent of threatening someone into the position of 'inquisitor'. (This never happens but she would have done it.)
early leliana dragonage propaganda. the way leliana is introduced is by walking up to the player and telling them she got a vision from god saying to help them defeat evil. she also works for the catholic church and can be the literal pope. she helps start the second inquisition, which is like, really bad morally, but also very catholic of her. if you defile the ashes of her prophet you have to kill her and she comes back as a magic ghost to work for the church
Dracule Mihawk
Okay so he wears a cross necklace and his sword looks like he has a cross on his back. Like yeah hes a gothy bitch but got that Catholic vibes trust me also got that catholic vampire 18th century facial hair
his weapon is a giant bedazzled cross sword and if he held up his arms he’d look like he was being crucified on it. he’s spanish *and* dracula coded. puss in boots has been accepted and this is his human counterpart.
he keeps sipping red wine, what’s that if not the blood of christ?? also his hobby is gardening and he adopted two orphans. catholic mom.
a vote for mihawk is a vote for all of the forgotten one piece characters
#leliana#dragon age#dracule mihawk#one piece#cct polls#tumblr tournament#tumblr bracket#tumblr polls
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The girlfiend as we’re making out, feeling me get hard, in a voice that’s about equal parts starry-eyed ingenue and Dickensian orphan: “cock penis?”
(She says I’m only allowed to put this on tumblr if I also inform you that she has a very chadly jawline.)
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I was watching ST4 with my cousins the other day and their hatred for Mike is so funny, cause it´s not even like real hatred, just annoyance. Most of his scenes are with Will, and tbh they´re usually flirting together, so whenever a scene of these two came out my cousins were so done with Mike, not bc of the gay allegations but because of the emotional affair he was having, as my friends put it. I vividly remember the scene where Mike throws El´s breakup letter to the trash, then Mike and Will start flirting talking, and my cousin just went "Well, he´s moving on fast, isn´t he?". Or in the van scene where Mike is giving Will the hear eyes; "Dude, he´s like totally having a gay summer with Will while his girlfiend is a lab, they better break up asap". Or in the pizza scene where he told me how he "Better ends things with Eleven if he´s gonna keep courting her brother". So yeah, pro gay but anti cheating
no yeah, absolutely. as much as i have byler hope now, i feel the same as i did initially where its kinda iffy because it still means mike is lying to el and actively hurting her instead of them establishing a breakup in the end which HOPEFULLY gets resolved by the very beginning of s5
props to your cousin for having common media literacy by seeing the stark contrast between the two relationships 😭😭 its an issue that needs to be solved; mike needs to get his shit together and el has to understand she doesnt need mike. only her friends, family and herself
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just so we're clear quanxi's girlfiend with the stitches doesnt have a pussy. have seen some people assuming she has a pussy so i want to be clear that there is no pussy it's a nullo stitches situation going on down there
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UNBELIEVABLE
Opening in theaters this weekend:
The Exorcist: Believer--Two 13-year-old girls go missing one day after school. Their panicked parents, single Dad Victor (Leslie Odom, Jr.) and evangelical couple Miranda (Jennifer Nettles) and Tony (Norbert Leo Butz) frantically search their Georgia suburb, but three days later the girls turn up alive.
These early scenes of this sixth Exorcist follow-up are tense and gripping, convincingly dramatizing a dread familiar to parents, but also deploying a few well-executed cheap scares. Soon after the girls reappear, they start showing unmistakable signs of demonic possesion. The nonbelieving Victor is skeptical at first, but before long he has enlisted the aid of Chris McNeil (the radiant Ellen Burstyn), who went through a similar experience with her daughter Regan up in Georgetown half a century earlier.
Act Two of Believer is mostly devoted to a rather ecumenical exorcism, with Catholics, Evangelicals and what appear to be Voodoo practicioners all participating, among others. This section falls flat. We get all the obligatory stuff--levitation, projectile tummy trouble--but none of the elliptical yet grueling intensity that the late William Friedkin brought to the 1973 film. Put simply, the second half of the movie just isn't very scary.
Part of what made the first film so potent was its harsh, judgy small-c conservative Catholicism. It seemed to suggest that Chris McNeil's wordly career and single life left the door open for the devil to take her daughter. The new film almost gets this right; it implies that Victor's daughter's yearning to communicate with her dead mom gives the demon a foothold, as Regan playing with a Ouija board invited in "Captain Howdy" back in the original.
But the kum-ba-yah sensibility of Believer's interfaith exorcism weakens this blood-and-thunder atmosphere. Don't misunderstand; I agree, on the whole, with the sentiments expressed in this movie's mild little homilies about faith and community and hope. But I don't think they're the most effective way to scare an audience. Decades ago I had a girlfiend, a lapsed Catholic, who found the original Exorcist so terrifying that she could barely stand to have it mentioned (I used to tease her by imitating the demon's voice).
The new film lacks the ruthlessness that could create that sort of reaction. Nor did I really find it plausible that these staunch traditionalist faiths could practice this archaic rite in harmony. As soon as anything went wrong, wouldn't they start blaming each other?
The director, David Gordon Green, works from a script that he wrote with several hands including Danny McBride. They were the team behind 2021's Halloween Kills, another honorable but unsuccesful revival of a classic horror franchise. The cast here is capable, with one standout--that splendid, always reliable warhorse Ann Dowd as a nurse with a relevant past who befriends Victor.
This much more, if little else, can be said for Believer: although the insolently absurd yet imaginative spectacle of John Boorman's 1977 Exorcist 2: The Heretic has its fascinations, Believer can probably still claim to be the best of the Exorcist sequels. But that's a low bar.
#the exorcist believer#the exorcist#david gordon green#danny mcbride#norbert leo butz#jennifer nettles#leslie odom jr#ellen burstyn#william friedkin#ann dowd
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I feel like the most lesbian thing to do is look at an attractive guy and think "What if I've been lying to myself to whole time and I'm not a lesbian.." and then look at their girlfiend's social media and be like "yeah no women are definetly hot. ooh she has 2 swords???"
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