parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day
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Holbein’s Anne of Cleves has been restored!
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Jason and Leo: do not find Annabeth attractive because she’s too scary.
Percy and Piper: find Annabeths scariness attractive.
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it's immensely funny to me how andrew lloyd webber read this passage from the book and was like yeah the journey down to the phantom's lair is this really breathtaking magical gondola ride where christine is just captivated by the strange and fantastical beauty of it all (see below)
when in the novel they're both like in a rowboat in the dark with christine scared out of her mind and confused as hell while erik is paddling like he's out for an extreme day of fishing and just staring christine down for the entire duration of the journey without blinking once . like mind you his eyes quite literally GLOW in the DARK and he's just fucking staring into her soul and silently rowing and probably not even breathing like
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I said I'd leave the blood inside, but it smells sweet – and the blade was meant to slice.
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my hand-knit dallas stars blackout jersey (sweater edition) is complete! just in time for game 1 round 1 of their 2024 playoff run 💚
this project was such a labour of love and the pictures above are the culmination of three months of planning, two months of knitting and too many days procrastinating weaving in all the ends 🥲
if anyone is curious about the project details including yarn amounts or how i did the intarsia logo, please feel free to send me a message and i’ll answer as best i can (or will send you the link to my ravelry page for this project) ☺️
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Wednesday: Enid I have to tell you something. I’m the one who has been committing all the murders on campus.
Enid, completely unfazed: Yeah, I know.
Wednesday: What do you mean, you know? You’re not mad at me?
Enid: No. It’s honestly so slay of you. Girls can be serial killers too.
Wednesday: Tell me about it. “We gotta catch this GUY?” Maybe if the local law enforcement put as much effort into unlearning their own misogyny as they did falling into my every trap, I might not have gotten away with it.
Enid: So true bestie.
Wednesday: I knew there was a reason I didn’t kill you.
Enid:
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