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hermemescabin · 1 month

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Jason and Leo: do not find Annabeth attractive because she’s too scary.

Percy and Piper: find Annabeths scariness attractive.

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #heros of olympus #pjo #jason grace #piper mclean #leo valdez #I’m joking but it’s kinda canon #leo literally says she’s too scary to be attractive to him #but Percy and Piper are both like no babe keep doing the scary eyes thing 😍#there are 2 types of character

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shmorp-mcdurgen · 10 months

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The real reason Dave always wears sunglasses

#the mandela catalogue #Mandela catalogue #tmc #Dave Lee #doodles are neat #good morning have this stupid ass (/pos) joke that I drew for the discord #also I’m sorry tmc fandom I have failed you. this is one of the first times I’ve ever drawn canon (kinda) Dave #/lhj

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labyrynth · 1 year

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in the spirit of pettiness statistics, i wanted to make my own version of that biased poll from the other day so that we can have OUR OWN completely inconclusive results!

Please consider reblogging, since lots of people don’t check main/character tags!

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last-in-line-for-hell · 1 year

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// n$fw

Wei Wuxian loving being manhandled, loving riding Lan Wangji because it’s the position Lan Wangji hits him deepest, Wei Wuxian producing his own slick, teasing Lan Wangji that their “everydays” will lead to Wei Wuxian getting pregnant, him acting like a total brat to get Lan Wangji to snap and be as rough as he can…I love this ridiculous brat of a bottom.

#n$fw /#kinda #mdzs textpost not art #these are canon btw not even joking #Wei Wuxian is 100% a bottom and it makes him so ridiculous jsjkd #I could make an opposite post about LWJ tbh him literally getting harder inside WWX multiple times #being so rough with WWX and tying him up whenever he can #not even joking it’s really lovely to see them have such compatible preferences #even more healthy because they consider otherwise for a second before deciding not to because they don’t wanna #esp lwj djjdjd #idc what everyone else says or likes whatever you do your thing #but I find these two endlessly endearing in their blatant preferences not only in the general but also the more specific #I could write an essay on it and I’m not even being hyperbolic LMAO #ANYWAY just a draft I had that I was hesitant to post as people tend to suck but you’ve all seen my profile bio you know what I’m about #I also straight up don’t know what tumblr’s system will allow or not lol

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fluffypotatey · 11 months

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ok, raise your hand if you chuckled at the “this spiderman comic passes the Comics Code Authority” bit before the movie began?

#atsv spoilers #atsv #spiderman atsv #across the spiderverse #BECAUSE I DID #AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE IN MY THEATER #MY MOM GAVE ME A LOOK #BUT MAMA IT WAS A JOKE #IT WAS A PURPOSEFUL JOKE #AND YOU LAUGH AT JOKES #(also ain’t it funny that Miguel is all authoritarian on what qualifies as a ‘Spider-Man’ and canon events sort of like how the #Comics Code Authority was on the comic book industries’ asses for what qualified as a good comic or kid friendly or graphic enough #or toned down enough or- you get what i’m saying??? KINDA LIKE HOW HOMOPHOBES ARE ON THE LGBT COMMUNITY’S ASS ABOUT #WHAT QUALIFIES AS QUEER ENOUGH OR CHILD FRIENDLY OR FAMILY FRIENDLY OR GOOD CHRISTIAN THEMES OR *gunshots*)

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boydykedevo · 4 months

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I don’t not like it when people make the parish very Formal And Ritualized And Weird in fanworks but part of what feels so real about it to me in canon is the mundanity of it all. Guidance isn’t dressed like a nun, she just looks like a mom. The parish doesn’t have to be visually weird to be a cult.

#like the ritual stuff is sexy and neat but I do think it misses something about how canon does it #very rare to see a fictional cult that’s not like. long spooky robes and stuff.#and a lot of it is meant to be kinda catholic which I guess makes sense but the parish feels far more Protestant to me #i think Justin ? made a joke about how clear it is they were raised southern baptist from how griffin describes it #and like. yeah. in a very positive way.#idk if I’m making sense #icarus is talking #taz #taz Ethersea

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macadam · 1 year

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Is it too late to mention that it’s always irked me when writers add to a finished story on twitter, and then it gets treated as canon?

This is, of course, different from the tweets where writers answer questions about unclear scenes that were already put in a story, or gaps in the narrative from scenes/chapters being cut. Those types of additions don’t bother me at all. But adding in completely mundane facts or events seemingly out of nowhere—on twitter no less—seems… like it shouldn’t be allowed?

I might be misreading how the fandom responds to this stuff though. I’ve always thought people took it with a grain of salt but it’s hard to figure out the line in the transformers fandom, when even undisputed canon is taken lightly and shuffled around in a blender.

I don’t write this with heat but I do have big feelings about it all the same. Jro’s tweets about random character facts that didn’t happen in the comics shouldn’t exist on the same level as, y’know, actual canon. I will die on this hill

#my initial obsession with jro was because he just kinda… went and said the most insane things. which is odd for an official writer to do #but I also didn’t take them as part of the actual story #if that makes sense #but it occurred to me that his words might be given more weight than I thought they were #within the fandom #every reference I make to his Twitter is done as a joke. as a bit of you will #because I think the concept of adding to canon in post is ridiculous #mac thinks too much #everyone feel free to add their thoughts btw because I am also curious #I promise I won’t judge you if you take writers tweets as canon #I prommy to the moon and back #I’m just curious to know if this is all in my head or if it’s actually received that way #by some fans

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alangdorf · 4 months

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A couple various Magolor outfits (Clash cause I realized I only had half finished sketches of that outfit and also Yukari Yakumo from Touhou cosplay for fun) and also Oh hey yeah that thing!

Ummm let’s see, words are hard right now but I should probably give my explaining myself spiel and I’ve already been putting off this post for like a month and a half. Clash outfit was fairly self-evident; I thought it looked good with the red added (apple colors hehe) and I of course couldn’t resist throwing some classic lolita in there. Unlike his usual outfit there’s not space for his wings to stretch out in the back bc Clash is like. Theoretically it’s chill but they’ve got a lotta post-traumatic stress/paranoia/insecurity that morphs into weird tension with the main gang back in the usual universe and then doesn’t fully start getting resolved until after Star Allies (I have other sketches of this outfit - and just other Magolor doodles in general; particularly I’ve been trying to figure out digitigrade leg posing - but I don’t feel like posting them here so I guess you can find them at um. Kirby live radio wiki community feed)

Yukari outfit I had the idea for cause I was thinking abt qi lolita again. Not much to say aside from I figured out why they don’t ever give her the parasol with this dress; it is a distressing amount of light pink to deal with and between that and the pose and parasol shape I sweated my way through most of this piece lol

Aaand Magolor Epilogue a.k.a. self-recognition through the other (derogatory) ….. TWO!! I had the idea for Master Crown boss to bear an uncanny resemblance to 2nd phase Magolor/Magolor Soul a long time ago but like. Turns out it was scarily close already; I just had to add a head and a couple fingers.

Ok that’s it see you in a half hour byeee

#art #digital #kirby #magolor #master crown #kirby gijinka #Magolor epilogue spoilers #implied body horror #by which I mean like. if you combine the images of Magolor soul and master crown tree the eye mouth is kinda freaky but it’s also just tree #I was not satisfied with like particularly the legs (and also the bonus sketches) on the clash drawing so I put off posting for a whiiiiile #currently I’m hung up on Marx gijinka (again) and also theoretically I should design post-canon default outfits for Mags and Elfilin #but it’s tricky cause I don’t have much to go on (for the outfits)#I would like to do Marx and Kirby gijinka (for interactions’ sake) but the problem I’m facing with those is #I don’t have a personal spin on them to work from at the moment so I’m indecisive and don’t wanna just take from other’ designs too much #oh ya also I still wanna do a Magolor tree boss fight ultra sword painting at some point but I have no background for reference #cause the camera would be the opposite direction from the ingame camera #story wise been thinking about his legs but don’t have any concrete stuff yet #also given that this is like. genderqueer agab reclamation trans allegory or whatever I think I can mention that I had that idea that #before he came up with Magolor his name was Magpie #thanks to that one random fic that got his name wrong as a throwaway joke that meant everything to me #fun magpie facts: their scientific name (of the Eurasian magpie at least) is pica pica yes like pikachu’s cry #the name magpie is a shortening of ‘Maggie pie’ because Europe was going through a weird bird names phase a few centuries ago #(and I was already calling him Maggie lol)#and magpies are the only birds to ever pass the mirror self-awareness test #also they don’t prefer shiny things that’s just a myth #thematically relevant one though. folks you ever get so obsessed with a magical crown that it gets obsessed with you back

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brittlebutch · 1 year

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might be having my first real “you don’t get him like i do” moment with a fictional character

#N posts stuff #will not be specifying bc i’m So joking and don’t want to risk this in a tag or search #but fr if you aren’t writing this dude with full blown schizophrnia you’re not doing it right #that’s also a first like usually i accept the ‘self recognition thru the other’ as a head canon thing #but this time it’s like ‘no i think this might be the Only right way to write this dudes character’ lmao #i already have drafts. i’ll be going thru the tags soon enough if you’re curious you’ll eventually find out who i’m talking about lmao #but this is very novel for me lol it’s kinda fun

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sacha-da-1 · 2 years

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Alternate version of the End of Time where the plot is basically the same (within reason) but it’s with Five and Ainley!Master instead.

#it could happen #hear me out #MAYBE with cheetah!master instead of decaying skeletor!master #yeah i’m calling eot!master skeletor!master now #even ten made a joke like that #he still laughs like an idiot for at least a third of the episode and turns all humans into himself #also the chair with even less personal space #if you know you know don’t question me 😂#he would in canon you’ve seen his episodes man knows no concept of respectable distance from the doctor #if he’s cheetah!master instead of zapping rassilon he just f*cking lunging at him like a wild animal #kinda like a roberts!master style lunge #i am putting way too much thought into this #fifth doctor #ainley!master #fiveainley #best enemies #the end of time #doctor who #classic who #peri is wilfred bc i said so #and it makes sense in its own way #last thing i promise (probably lying):#ainley!master in the pink dress™️#man deserves to wear some heels

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atrium-hq · 2 years

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OOOH they get to come up with some cool character designs to match the setting thats gonna be sick

#and they’re level 10 now ayyy #im really excited for this next episode actually im so glad they went thru that portal #wait doesn’t time move slightly differently here #i swear vyncent said smth abt that in s1 but it might’ve been a joke idk if it was canon #cant remember #but im just worried about them getting stuck here for longer than they’d hoped because shit is kinda off the rails in their world rn #like the trickster is still. yk #and the disasters are barely being contained even with their help so like #potential uh oh #im hoping if time does move differently here it moves in their favor #if they come back and it’s been like 5 years that Sucks #not just because the worlds most likely in ruins by that point without them but because i’m a time skip hater #jrwilb #jrwi pd spoilers #jrwi pd #atrium-lb

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fishagain5846 · 1 year

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The one time I’m a big believer in a het ship is the one time the devs joke around with the main queer one . Where will it end

#yes this is about yuppie psycho also /hj #I’m not a Brian mr devil truther sorry !!! (I’m really not I can’t say I like the ship)#all the canon interactions I’ve seen at very least make it kinda . 🤨🤨🤨#it doesn’t acc bother me tho #and I like the little jokes the devs do sometimes #like the smooch in the plushie trailer #but I’m just a Brian and Kate truther…… sorry…………#idk #chitter chatter

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arklay · 2 years

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loses my mind that they’ve known each other for over a year at that point (even if first four months was just bumping into each other at her work or around the city a bunch) but like um [redacted] was fascinated by her right away… which quickly turned into a weird obsession of wanting to figure her out… and he still hasn’t admitted mayhaps he had caught feelings a bit too quickly… hence the not date definitely dates… whereas diana like definitely started trusting him (in certain aspects) and kinda i guess maybe considered him something of a friend (which she didn’t know she needed) and recently she came to the realisation that somewhere along the line she caught feelings….

#as you can tell i’m very normal about their pre events set in game relationship :) majority of my fics and thoughts are written before they #get married lmao i literally can’t stop… and then most are after game where he lichrally Dies because i said my canon my rules he lives #cause i said so <3 but only have a bit of stuff for everything in between rip… i just love them a lot okay? they mean Everything to me… he #isn’t necessarily interested in sex (hello have talked about this on last six sentence sunday hi hello or my discord essay lmaoooo) but she #initiated things originally and he went oh?? another way i can get under the skin of dr diana sharp??? wanting to get be proud of making her #fall apart and get a bit of an ego boost that she wanted him so bad lmao but that eventually turned into wanting to figure out everything #that made her feel good because he’s a clown 🤡 big honking red nose and clown shoes. the whole nine yards. but it’s a VERY trusting and just #kinda experimental situation for them both and he’s always checking in on her and being such a guy so yeah. lots of thoughts and feelings.#and then sherry asks a question that makes them both go uhhhhhhhhh and she is a bit of a shit here but it makes him genuinely uncomfortable #so she apologises for that and tells him she’s not concerned with putting a label on Whatever is going on between them and she just enjoys #his company and like he’s like it’s cool it’s fine it was a joke… and it’s like a day he is getting a shocking migraine so like she ends up #staying and noticing he seems really off and she ends up taking care of him… maybe one day will post that whole situation when i rewrite it.#but now they’ve actually acknowledged that there is a Thing going on and while no labels or feelings are said like something definitely #shifts a bit over the next few weeks…… like am very not normal over them you don’t understand #oh and um. of course. diana is a brat :)#runs away at full speed #OH ALSO and that night of just nothing spicy happening between them happening just her being there and wanting to help him makes her realise #over the next few days like Oh Shit i care about him a lot omg i care about him oh no i think i have feelings oh god #leah.txt

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anarchyforcanon · 2 years

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ruby for character bingo!

forgive me sin for i have uhhh sinned?

#slowly realizing the jokes i can make with your name #but i’m sorry :(( i don’t actively dislike ruby she’s just an ehh character in canon for me #i like her in relation to sam and the split that causes between dean #but i don’t think she was rlly developed outside of that until they tried in later seasons with anael #which was kinda awkward #i like the things her character can cause but she’s not getting much favoritism or defense from me #askbox

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cookie-waffle · 4 months

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I’m glad more people are respecting botw/totk Link as an actual character with some level of depth, but, I think too many of you are forgetting the kinda person he was after losing his memories.

He’s playful, and especially good with kids.

He is HORRIBLE at flirting, or probably only does it as a joke and isn’t serious about it. Might even say things that are inappropriate sometimes.

just a general smartass.

He’s bashful. He breaks the stoic demeanor when told he looks cute in his new outfit or is asked if he has a crush on someone lol.

Other things Link has done that I couldn’t find images of but do actually happen:

- Scamming a creep into giving him his shoes.

- (botw) Trying to actually for real use the “but I’m over 100” excuse at a bar when he was 17, and completely failing at it.

- Drank what is essentially hyrule’s equivalent to sunscreen.

- Actually enjoys eating rocks

When people try to analyze Link’s character, I notice that they try to brush off depictions if his character that are more “silly goofy guy” as ooc, when those interpretations are still actually based in canon evidence.

Even Creating a Champion describes him as “more lively” after waking up. Mipha’s journal mentions he was more happy and extroverted as a young child, implying that he likely became that way due to trauma, but still probably has those playful tendencies.

#botw #totk #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #breath of the wild

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tiktaalic · 3 months

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catching fire dash simulator

finnicksgirl Follow

my streams have been cutting all season omfg what is going on

caps4finnick Follow

cinnagirl3000 Follow

anybody heard from cinna lately?

plutarcheology Follow

Plutarch Heavensbee circa 2282

revolutionarykatniss

As if it’s not ENOUGH that yall wanna fuck the most morally bankrupt man alive who is more than complicit because he gets paid to live in luxury to ORCHESTRATE the deaths of innocents so that they’re a spectacle and don’t have the option to die even semi peacefully. as if that’s not enough. You wanna fuck him when he’s ugly?

caesarflickerwoman Follow

anyone else still thinking about how caesar and peeta were kinda ..

czrflckmn

Aren’t you the one who had the week long meltdown about peeta being overfamiliar with him

caesarflickerwoman

Well you see I’m gay and a man now

theeclove Follow

already tired of this fucking season of everlark -_- idgaf about the fucking fog

siblingvictors

DISTRICT ONE GONNA SEND THEM A CANCELLATION NOTICE!! #CASHMEREGLOSS4EVER

czrflkmn Follow

everyone looooooves to act like NOTABLE cishet peeta is so gay w caesar as if his gay cohost isn't right there.... slaying in a wig..... sending yearning glances caesar's way right before the camera cuts......

johannadykeson Follow

tbh she’s got the WORST taste in allies idek why i continue to stan. girl MAGS?

#my girl going to get slorn :/

katnissgirlsmakedo

She is choosing with her HEART she chose to save peeta in the games REMEMBERRRRRRRR she’s literally a lovergirl to the core

#lovecore #heartcore #truelove

lucygraydotcom Follow

Caesar flickerman kidn if a laughing gnome. Reblog

finnickforever Follow

I’ve supported finnick through a lot and defended them and I’ve always been proud they're from my district but honestly they went way too far by doing the salute during the interview. I can only hope that they just got caught up in the moment with everyone else doing it and obviously it’s a stressful situation but I don’t think I can continue endorsing them. I’ll be changing my url this week.

divorceekatniss Follow

hey guys i know times are tough for everyone and the capital has really cracked down but my mutual @divorceepeeta got flogged the other day and could really use some help. v3nmo here. anything helps #signalboost #mockingjay

disabledmags Follow

Tbh the baby is the saddest thing I've ever heard </3

peetaspride

Another citizen falling for capital propaganda. It's so glaringly apparent that this is made up to draw in views. The tributes undergo extensive medical examination prior to the games. They would NEVER let a pregnant woman compete.

disabledmags

As if killing children has ever stopped them before?

#We all saw him fall to protect her stomach before they even started the victory tour #Is it that ridiculous to believe two newlyweds fresh out of a life or death situation would celebrate a little carelessly?

peetaspride

If you think even the marriage is real you're stupider than I thought. Peeta spends every interview begging us to see his truth. The capital is shamelessly silencing him and "the baby" is a distraction.

peetasbabymama Follow

URL CHANGE!! faggotpeeta->peetasbabymama

cupcakeeverlark

this isnt funny. peeta's a real person with real feelings. it will never be funny to call someone a f***** as a joke. how would you feel if my url was f*****peetasbabymama?

peetasbabymama

ok

district420

isnt cupcakeeverlark literally prez snow's 12 yr old granddaughter lol

tendinghiswounds

OOMF IS 12???????????

everlarklovechild

the age is the problem here?

marriedeverlark Follow

Canon url 🎉🎊💅😁🥰♥️

beeteemp3 Follow

New content of my favorite tribute 😁😁😁

3ffietrinket

Girl there’s a 96% chance they die ?

peenick Follow

getting reports from the presidential banquet that Peeta looks gay as fuck

3v3rlark Follow

ik peeniss has been flagging w the rehearsed speeches but did anyone else see the way they looked at each other in the censored district 11 speech

rues-song

you’re STUPID she’s a capital pawn AND i fucked your mom while you were busy looking for illegal streams

senecacraneofficial Follow

rip seneca you were so babygirl </3

plutarchbaby69

so now you think we can’t fuck old men?

#this fandom is so ageist #this is prob what I get for blogging about thg tbh since # it’s literally about kids. Some of you ppl need to grow up

#etxt #the hunger games #making a post with han is pretty much the most classic thing Len can do

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