When you walk in on your buddy getting his dick sucked and he just calmly looks over and grins "your turn next".

Looks like he picked the right car to ride in tonight. Lucky guy.

We can’t keep doing this.

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when buddie goes canon I say we all chip in for a massive cake to be sent to the set thanking Jennifer Love Hewitt for correctly saying Maddie would want to bang Chimney, not Eddie and thus lighting the match for the most amazing slow burn in queer television history

Honestly I love goldens they are like the white bread of dog breeds. Basic bitch (complimentary)

NO NO, SAY IT, UR NOT WRONG!!! there's a reason why they're literally the Basic Upperclass White People Dog. the Two Kids And An InGround Pool Dog. They're the AP flour of dog. They become the shape of whatever mold you put them in.

eddie just needs someone to look him dead in the face and say "you're gay" in a monotone voice and I think it should be chim

listen to me, he's been making comments abt buck, acting jealous as fuck, looking at him like he's hung on the moon and so one day chim just breaks and goes "so when the hell are you gonna ask buck out?" and eddie starts looking around bc why tf would chim be talking to him but no one else is there so he points at himself and goes "m-me?" and chim's like "no eddie, the fridge, yes you. when are you gonna ask him out" and eddie goes "I'm not???? I don't feel that way??? I'm straight???" and chim's like "well how DO you feel abt buck?" and eddie just talks abt how buck's his best friend and he doesn't trust anyone more than buck and how he wants to be a part of his life forever and that he doesn't like it when buck dates other people bc then he spends less time with eddie and chris and chim is looking at him with a slightly teasing smile on his face and goes "and do you want to hold his haaaand? maybe give him a little kiss 👀👀" and eddie blushes and groans and then goes "maybe? what does that mean? I didn't even feel this way about shannon" and chim is more serious now and says "you wanna know what it means?" and eddie nods and chim looks him right in the eyes and goes "you're gay" and eddies just sitting there for a few seconds and then he brings a hand up to his face and goes "ah man. you're right" and chim pats his shoulder and goes "you know we love you right? all of us? this doesn't change anything. well, hen might love you MORE if you come out but that's just how she is I think" and eddie nods and chin goes "hey man, you're my family, and I'm here for you if you need it" and eddie nods and says "thanks, it means a lot"

Blurry background Buddie is doing god’s work

Thank you for explaining! I love his dedication

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RIGGGHHHHT!!! it's about time people actually see how dedicated and passionate rook can get. that's one of his most obvious traits and why he transferred to pomefiore. rook is driven by passion and istg he's the most passionate man in twst. when he cares, he CARES and he LEARNED how to care for HIMSELF just to know what beauty truly is!!!

SAVANCLAW ROOK, DESPITE ALL YOUR MUSCLES, YOU LOOK UNHEALTHY AS FUCK

A.J Pollard’s biography on Edward IV was so cringe lol (generic; minor but frustrating inaccuracies; intensely judgmental at times and oddly dismissive at others while never considering the broader context; entirely diminished and trivialized Elizabeth Woodville as both queen and wife of his main subject in the name of "defending" her; created a false dichotomy between Edward and Henry VII’s styles of ruling and lauded the latter at the former’s expense even though Henry literally followed Edward’s example for the very things Pollard was criticizing Edward for; had a downright nonsensical and thoroughly misleading conclusion about Edward’s legacy & Richard’s usurpation that was based entirely on hindsight, Pollard's own assumptions, and the complete downplaying Richard’s agency and actions to emphasize what Pollard wrongly and misleadingly claimed were Edward's so-called 'failings', etc, etc)

I wanted to buy his book on Henry V but after reading this shitshow and the synopsis of that book, im guessing it's going to be 10x worse, so...no thanks

SCREAMING at this text from my Amazon delivery guy

[image ID: a screenshot of a newspaper article displaying the following text: But he wanted more variety. He was asked to audition for the role of Jack on NBC's Will and Grace but turned it down. "I was sick of being the gay guy," he said, adding the shallowness of Los Angeles also turned him off. He wanted to come back to Canada and "kick ass." End ID.]

Was anyone gonna tell me that Scott Thompson was almost one of the main characters on Will & Grace or did I have to read it in this article about The Lowest Show myself?!

Dare: adopt Jeremy, illegally or legally.

I'll pass. I'd make a lousy dad.

continued. ❀ @mistralxsoul

Finally, she thinks, rolling her eyes as she watches that obnoxious noble saunter away. Edna had not been there from the beginning, but she has been standing there long enough to see the long-suffering... suffering in Flynn's eyes as she observed from a safe distance. No one but him can see her here, and she supposes there are some great perks to being a seraph: she doesn't have to deal with idiots like that because they can't even see her.

Truthfully, she could've just walked right up to Flynn and stand right next to him and the noble would never even know—but if Edna has learned anything at all from her journey, it's that nerds can talk for a long, long, long, long time. Flynn may be patient enough to deal with that man, as it is ( unfortunately ) his job to, but not Edna: and so began her short-term occupation as the peanut gallery, fascinated by the impressive show of self-restraint on Flynn's face, then the open frustration after the noble idiot walked away. She is mildly disappointed that he couldn't punch the guy, though. Really, it would've been quite the show. Boo.

❛  Not all of it,  ❜ she admits, casually hovering her umbrella over herself, watching as the noble turns a corner and is finally out of sight for good, ❛  but long enough to tune him out. I'm normally not interested in what idiots have to say.  ❜ She also has firsthand experience tuning out Sorey and Meebo when they ramble. This noble is honestly no match for those two when it comes to length. Besides, Edna is not from here, so anything that idiot said is not something she knows ( or bothers to know. )

She gives him a piteous look. ❛  The title of 'Commandant' must mean 'Dumpster' to them, which is proof that they spout nothing but trash. You're allowed to complain about trash, especially when it does nothing but fester and annoy people.  ❜ She contemplates suggesting for him to pretend he's super busy so that he has no opportunity to offer the next stupid noble his time, but she gets the feeling that a Commandant wouldn't want to lie. Double boo. What does a girl need to do to have some entertainment?

❛  It's no good bottling it up, as it would lead to more frustration,  ❜ she advises, sagely, and thinks she's bored enough to lend her ear instead, if only to hear what other stupid things he had to endure for her to appropriately mock, ❛  so complain to your heart's desire. I am free today.  ❜

Ok so Buddy works in space McDonalds right? Does that mean others have a job somewhere as well?

ill admit that in the comic i used space mcdonalds mostly for comedic effect........ i mean they propably worked at a space fast food restaurant at some point, but it definetely wasnt their only job!

okay so after eeneks unexpected family reunion the clones, eenek and zora all decide to stay on znahors ship for the time being(it gets a little cramped but its bearable), and they just kinda start going from place to place after that?? before picking them all up znahor already was doing essentialy that, anyway- he traveled from planet to planet, occasionally helping the locals and then fucking off elsewhere. so thats what they do! they jump from one star system to the next, never staying anywhere for long, trying to not bring any unwanted attention to themselves, and they get by mostly by doing random odd jobs(some more legal than others..) and stuff.

they all(ecept for taka bc hes like 10) get their fair share of shitty jobs, but they dont really have a choice, do they? the war is over, sure, but obviously such a long conflict leaves an impact on the world. the chaos is on one hand a blessing, bc an odd bunch like three galrans and a gaggle of humans dont bring much attention in a sea of refugees, but it also means that sometimes things get messy, and making ends meet is difficult.

out of the clones, buddy has the most experience and knowledge about how alien worlds function, so they often end up with jobs that require communication and frequent interaction with other people- basically what im trying to say is that they work customer service. a lot. they survive it by remembering how infiuriating diplomacy was and telling themselves that hey! at least them fucking something up wont put the fate of the universe into jeopardy this time!! stickbug often works alongside them, but he hates interacting with customers even more that buddy does and tries to avoid this kind of job as much as he can(my man spent too much time trying to please everyone in his childhood and is OVER IT). i mean all of them get a customer service job from time to time but bud is the one whos least terrible at it

im not sure if the others have any preferred jobs tbh, but the idea of soup trying competetive fighting at some point would be interesting to explore i think........

working in a shop is always such a trip. hearing someone yell "Hey stupid!" to get their boss's attention will never not be objectively hilarious

Officer: “We still on for noon?”

Me: “Absolutely”.

Like clockwork, he and a couple of his buds stopped by for a little R&R, that’s ride and release, which is exactly what it sounds like.

They take turns to unzip, mount my face, and ride my mouth until they release balls deep and make me swallow their sweet loads, pulling out clean, and zipping up, before heading back out of duty, heads cleared, balls lightened, and satisfyingly de-stressed. 

They needed that and will be back tomorrow with a fresh batch of ball brew.

IM VERY GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE FREAKING OUT ABOUT THE VIL CARD

IM NOW PLANNING TO SOMEHOW SPEEDRUN TO SAVE FOR HIM BECAUSE I NEED IT, BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WANT THE LILIA CARD

I CANT DECIDE, THIS GAME WANTS US BROKE AND DEAD GIRL

GO FOR VIL 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 OOOOOOO VIL 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ LILIA IS TEMPORARY ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ VIL IS FOREVER 💐💐💐💐🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 LILIA WILL COME BACK 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 VIL WON'T 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻 GENERAL WON'T LIVE FOREVER 🥱🥱🥱😆😆😆😆😆 VIL IS ETERNAL ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️