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service4cops · 4 months
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Daddy knows when to pump and when to dump, so he knew exactly what my mouth was for and made full use of it.
Well, he is the boss and so can do what he likes.
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writterings · 10 months
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ngl the ao3 thing got me fucked because i've been getting more and more distrusting of the idea that things on the internet will always be accessible and i've been archiving media i like onto cds/dvds and stuff but i just haven't gotten around to downloading fics and i'm actually really upset about the idea of never being able to access certain stories again and the general fear that an online space of creativity would be lost. like the reports all say that it's being managed and the site will only be down for a few weeks at most but like STILL.
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capaldiera · 4 months
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sometimes when a male character seems distressed by getting kicked between the legs it's actually because it made him dysphoric that he didnt have balls to get kicked 😔. or you could get creative with it maybe he's a masochist and sad it didn't hurt
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ilikebobcuts642 · 5 months
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The jojo fandom on TikTok is so god damn wild for no reason
“Ummmm, did you just say that Dio would listen to Dolly Parton? Well I’ll have you you know he’s too alpha male ultra masc enormous dick energy pack leader daddy dom to listen to Dolly Parton, stop infantilizing him already!”
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the-heaminator · 1 year
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leatherbookmark · 5 months
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ootd features the words "black dress" in its lyrics and people are like oh! this is a reference to another group's song, "black dress"!
i'm unwell.
#shrimp thoughts#also 'you people just Don't Understand' part 2: apparently there will be Part Two. just like with gee idle's allergy and queen/card#which. lol. apparently 'when allergy came out people were shocked because the it was basically 'if you're ugly tough shit just get a#surgery' but once queen/card came out everything was clear!' and like. how was it clear. what was clear.#one song is 'boo hoo i'm so ugly i hate looking at myself in the mirror and no one likes me i should get plastic surgery'#and the other is like 'ya hoo i'm so hot and sexy i'm like these two western celebrities!!!! i'm so cool i'm twerking on the runway'#kp/op kinda sucks balls in that it's like.... musical equivalent of tjlc crossed with marvel. it's basic ass pop made to sell except with a#faux deep garnish. and sometimes the garnish stands on its own! like if you take guerrilla it's clear that there's actually no deeper or#more detailed philosophy behind it. it's not really n.o where the 'rebellion' was actually supposed to be against something concrete#it's like. we want to feel! we don't want... not to feel! but the sound and visuals are strong enough that you don't mind it#like fuck yeah the lads are staging a revolution now! and now they're outlaws in a western! sort of! and now it's alice in wonderland!#but v often the companies actively make use of the fact that kp/op stans will obsessively look for Depth and Serious Themes in their#cultural reset slaying sotys. a girl looks at a butterfly? oh the song is about having an identity crisis like in that one poem about a guy#dreaming about being a butterfly. it's actually very deep and you can see it was all planned because there was a little butterfly icon#above the tracklist. and the fans get so attached to their headcanons theories and interpretations that they don't stop for a second#to check if there was anything in the 'text' in the first place#remember that one magritte post? this is also how kp/op stans interpret things. she wears a blue dress here and blue is the color of summer#and summer is when you have holidays and don't have to go to school! so by this blue dress she's trying to say that you should love#yourself and strive to be the best version of yourself by embracing your hobbies and extracurricular interests. this is so genius 😭
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djcranberry · 6 months
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Oh my god how did I miss the existence of the reverse racism hunger games????
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bluewinnerangel · 2 years
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Louis man you ruined the way we consume concert content by blocking hldaily why are u like this
Yeah I think we're all slowly realising how fucking dependent we are on them. Louis what the fuck were you thinking.
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amor-bycandlelight · 1 year
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As someone who wasn’t even ON amrev tumblr until last year, yet still came to the same conclusions as my fellow lams enjoyers on here because of my years of independent research… I find this situation pretty weird.
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rangpurcity · 1 year
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IND vs BAN: After the defeat in the second ODI, Rohit Sharma said – My injury is not deep, the most pain is...
IND vs BAN: After the defeat in the second ODI, Rohit Sharma said – My injury is not deep, the most pain is…
highlights Bangladesh beat India by five runs in the second ODI to win the series Rohit Sharma said – my thumb injury is not deep, there is no fracture Mirpur. Bangladesh defeated India by five runs in the second ODI and took an unassailable 2-0 lead in the three-match series. Bangladesh, deciding to bat first, scored a score of 271 runs for seven wickets. In response, the Indian team was able…
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har-har-harvey · 2 years
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dear god i am less than an hour into this family trip—haven’t even gotten to the actual ride to get down to the destination—and i am already so tired and irritated and over it. all during pride month. this feels like a hate crime
#and it doesn’t help that my mom keep insisting that my pride nails are ‘beach balls’#and are ‘very beachy’#which is like…….. better than the alternative#which would be constant avoidance of the topic and awkward and pointed silence and looks#because she isn’t outwardly homophobic#but man did she make it clear she wanted me to be with a man when she specifically asked if i was still interested in men when i came out#and then tried very awkwardly and badly to cover it with a joke about her wanting me to get with a guy#WHO WAS IN A VERY OBVIOUS AND PUBLIC RELATIONSHIP AT THE TIME#it was especially bad because BEFORE i came out and told her i was in a relationship with a girl#she literally invalidated a relationship i had with a guy simply because she didnt know about it before it happened/he didn’t ask or some bs#i’m SURE that if she knew i was lgbt before she knew about the relationship with the guy and then found out she wouldve been SOO HAPPY AB IT#and she doesn’t even know what i actually identify as#i just told her i was bi because at the time i didn’t have the time to explain pan to her and my dad because i had just been outed to her#BY ONE OF MY TEACHERS#it was literally none of that teachers business why i was holding a girls hand in her class#ESPECIALLY since it wasn’t interfering with either of our work#and idk why she didn’t like…. ask other students or even ANOTHER TEACHER before me#like babes…. don’t assume i’m out to ANYONE before blabbing your mouth to someone#especially since we’re literally in the deep south and like…. actually a part of the bible belt#that was either the worst decision making or a devious homophobic plot besties#and i truly don’t know which it was#queue are... my fire. the one... desire.
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