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Oh my gosh Beardsley that was SO SMART to figure out the people whose blood crystallizes are the people who TURN DOWN being brought back to worship Ankarna god DAMN
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har-har-harvey · 7 hours
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kipperlily copperkettle would lose her mind if she met the legend that is penny luckstone and her normal ass family
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har-har-harvey · 7 hours
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I don’t know which author needs to hear this right now but even if you never update your wip i would never regret reading it a time of joy is never wasted
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har-har-harvey · 7 hours
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har-har-harvey · 7 hours
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The parents polycule should kill Bobby Dawn on behalf of Sandra Lynn
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har-har-harvey · 7 hours
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har-har-harvey · 7 hours
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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called
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hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns
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har-har-harvey · 7 hours
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har-har-harvey · 7 hours
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He's got some real bangers, like Oblivati Mori, the Mentaphagian Dynasties, the Voxes, and the Umbral Arcana.
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har-har-harvey · 7 hours
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I saw a couple people saying that maybe Eugenia Shadow was part of Arthur Aguefort's original adventuring party, and that got me thinking about the possibility of the OG staff of the Adventuring Academy all being made up of his party members, who worked together to take down Kalvaxus
Like, maybe they were short-staffed in the beginning because they were just starting out, so Arthur originally pulled double duty as the wizarding professor and the principal. Maybe he had a huge, thirteen-person party, or there were just a bunch of multiclassers that were teaching two---or even three---classes at once.
...Now I kinda wanna see a prequel sidequest
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har-har-harvey · 7 hours
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I will say, we joke a lot about how Arthur Aguefort’s favorite adventuring party is clearly The Seven and how for all Kipperlilly complains that Arthur likes the Bad Kids more, they’re the ones Arthur REALLY gives special treatment, but I do wonder how much of that is guilt that he knew Kalvaxus was likely behind their kidnappings and that he basically let it happen so that Kalvaxus could be released and then defeated.
Arthur helping them stay together was basically him trying to make up for the fact that they became a party solely BECAUSE of the trauma and pain he let those teenage girls go through as a means to an end.
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har-har-harvey · 7 hours
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man if i were kipperlilly i would hate kristen. kristen switches her god like twice a year and has died and come back multiple times and is as devoted to her friends as they are to her, and kipperlilly’s best friend in the whole world chose her god over coming back and being with kipperlilly
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har-har-harvey · 7 hours
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your name is kipperlily copperkettle.
there is a knife in your hand and rage in your heart like a twenty four pointed star. like a name you dont know. like fire.
(we keep the fire lit, a girl you once knew would say. you keep the fire lit for her. you cant remember if you killed her or not.)
your name is kipperlily copperkettle. there is a girl who comes to school a mess and takes her clothes off in the hallway and doesnt seem to care about anything. there is a girl who has let not one but two gods die. there is a girl who brought a god back from beyond death with the force of her conviction.
(you once knew a girl that you admired for her conviction. a girl that was too stubborn for her own good. why can’t you remember whether or not you killed her?)
your name is kipperlily copperkettle. there is a boy in your party that you requested specifically. he worships a god that a girl you think you hate once worshipped. he seems like he only worships this god out of habit. conviction seems uglier on him than it does on her.
(you aren’t sure who you mean when you think ‘her’. there are two girls who it might mean. one of them is dead. there is a knife in your hand.)
your name is kipperlily copperkettle. you want the success that seems to come easy to her and nothing you do will ever get you there. the thing you’re striving for doesn’t exist. you know that and pretend you don’t because when you tell yourself something, it becomes true.
(you can’t remember if you killed her, so you tell yourself you didn’t. the lie tastes like honey on your tongue.)
your name is kipperlily copperkettle and the girl you think you hate is stronger than you could have ever known. she and her friends tear through the world like wet paper and you have to watch it happen. a boy who breathes ugly conviction watches with you, though he doesn’t know it.
(you have a knife in your hand and you smile at her as you slit his throat. his blood is hers on your hands. can you make her conviction ugly when you make what’s his hers?)
(you’re still not sure who you mean when you say her.)
your name is kipperlily copperkettle.
there is a knife in your hand.
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har-har-harvey · 7 hours
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joe fixit #4 (2023)
seriously what the fuck is his problem
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har-har-harvey · 22 hours
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Daily reminder to you all that Sandra Lynn was a 17-18 year old highschool graduate manipulated by an older adventurer in a position of power over her. Something that left her with lasting trauma that heavily impacts her interpersonal relationships to this day. Bobby and/or Pamela are not an example of her "baffling taste" or of her "messiness" they are the direct cause of her trauma. Thank you.
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har-har-harvey · 22 hours
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Just saw Wattpad is starting their very own purge. As a fandom elder who lived through the MANY purges and fansite deletions of the aughts prior to Ao3’s existence, I give everyone my deepest sympathies.
Good luck creators.
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I highly recommend migrating to Ao3. There is a learning curve but it is ultimately superior IMO.
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