but your honor his big wet princess puppy dog eyes cancels out all the horrors he’s committed

I forgot about this but I am correct

MAKE ALFRED A OVERSTIMULATED SUB PLS AND THANK YOU

‼️‼️‼️‼️GONNA OBTAIN PREHISTORIC DISEASES WI5H 5HIS ONE BOYS!!!!

Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.

ok girlies we are at a sleepover. we know how many crush confessions you’ve given and received. now tell us how many people you’ve kissed

Bro I am going to eat so much tommiriw

never fucking smoking weed again jesus christ

yea yea ive seen it. but we need more.

True! If I knew how to draw I would do it, I think it fits him so well! Especially if it has a cowbell xd

grr why were all of yall bullied so much you didn't and dont deserve this no one fucking does >:0

kinda shit when i think about the fact that i both crave being cared for but hate the very concept of it and i do not know why it is pissing me of

I HAVENT YET BUT MY EXCUSE IS IVE ONLY DRAWN GILBERT DICKED DOWN ONCE. THIS IS GOING TO CHANGE SOOM

but yes i need to draaw him getting dicked down by alfred .

Everyone should draw Gil getting dicked down by Alfred it’s a right of passage 🤨

i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

ivan in cow lingerie

i feel like all the influence from the breeding gilbert blogs is making me into a breeding gilbert blog

The only way I’m allowing this guy to be an alpha is if there’s bitchin involved 😤

The only way I’m allowing this guy to be an alpha is if there’s bitchin involved 😤