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askthel0callamb · 2 days
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[ Hi! Jane just stole a bunch of pizza slices from the local 7-11. She got chased by a cashier & had something thrown at her, but she's fine. ]
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".. I now need to figure out where I am."
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eyelessfaces · 11 months
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miguel o’hara with a size kink? 😖
god miguel is all about size kink. have you seen him?? the man looks so big and his good posture definitely helps.
he would love the way he's able to cage you under him and the fact that you can't do anything about it if you ever wanted to be on top🫠
he also loves being able to manhandle you so easily, it's barely an effort for him thanks to his superstrength.
who needs cuffs when he can pin your hands down with his big ass hands, his huge muscles flexing inches away from your face??
(also..... my man is huge down there and belly bulges drive him insane. he avoids looking down at it because he knows he'll blow his load right then and there)
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jestbee · 1 month
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dream is so fascinating. apologizing for cucking punz and ignoring that punz openly admitted to the public that he never liked dream and was deeply threatened by him and his success. dream practically LIVES on the higher road at this point
The part where he's just like "he said things out of anger" like, yeah, don't you think if someone can throw you under the bus so fucking easily just because they're annoyed doesn't really deserve your forgiveness?
And sure, maybe Dream feels bad for flirting with his friend's girl, he's grown since then, and if this had all taken place privately where Punz expressed his anger about that then I could see forgiveness on both sides being possible, but for Punz to flame him out publicly like he did and then Dream to apologise so profusely also publicly.... Man, I wish I had his levels of patience.
Someone on my twt timeline (can't remember who so apologies for no credit) said "Dream forgives, but I don't forget" and yeah. That's where I'm at. I hope George holds onto the grudge too and Punz goes on The List.
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What are your guy’s favorite songs?
Hmmmmm that’s tricky probably dancing queen abba? OR mama Mia by abba!!
Mine is Pretty girls by Reneé Rapp!! Ocy showed it me and said it reminded her of m- *Ocean holds Jane’s mouth closed* and mine is probably paper rings by Taylor!!
Anway…. Mine is Roxie from Chicago
Mine is rap god‼️‼️‼️‼️
You mean it’s delicate by Taylor swift
I- Noel!!!! Shush!!!! They don’t need to know that ‼️‼️
And mine is Fine by lemon demon
THATS THE ONE YOU SHOWED ME RIGHT????
YEAH!!!!
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levi ackerman crush for fem reader headcanons please 🙏 💙😌
yessir! thank you for sending a request! (this ended up being gender nuetral by chance)
summary: levi crushing on reader headcanons word count: 566 setting: any (canonverse, modern au, etc) genderneutral!reader warnings: none
when levi develops a crush on you, he is literally the last person to figure it out.
levi's crush would begin when he notices you doing something he finds particularly admirable or intriguing, which causes you to catch his eye more regularly
of course, this man doesn't understand the concept of emotion too well, so he thinks that the only possible reason he is paying extra attention to you is because you're either getting on his nerves, or you're shady
at first he would conduct himself kinda like a kindergarten bully who pulls on your pigtails because he likes you
if everyone is eating together, he would lowkey ignore your contributions to the conversation or if you make a joke, he would roll his eyes and tell everyone to wrap it up
he would end up assigning you additional cleaning duty for some miniscule, barely justifiable reason, despite everyone else getting away with shit all the time
he would stay in the room with you to make sure you're doing it right, but he ends up forcing himself to look away because for some reason the prospect of being alone with you makes him kind of jumpy??? what the hell is that about??
you know better than to try to make conversation with him, especially since you think he dislikes you, so it's very surprising when he is the one who speak to you
of course, levi isn't particularly skillful in the art of "chit chat" and for possibly the first time in his life he feels... flustered? he would probably ask a couple of surface level questions for you to hesitantly answer, but then the silence would creep back in. levi isn't normally bothered by silence at all, but he's so painfully aware of it that he tells you you're allowed to leave before you're even close to finishing
after that, he literally doesn't know how to act around you because he feels totally thrown off. he would end up pulling a 180 and letting your behavior slide while everyone else ends up in the doghouse. this is when people probably start catching on
connie would definitely make half-joking insinuations about what happened when you guys were alone together
this definitely gets back to levi, and he punishes connie for it, but his behavior regulates and leaves everyone wondering if they imagined it all
ofc, you didn't imagine it, and it starts showing through in other small ways. if you're alone in a common space during your free time, he sometimes wanders in and spends it there too. he sits across or diagonal from you at meals regularly. he starts to brew a little too much tea and gives it to you without asking ("don't waste it, it's no good cold.")
[canonverse specific] he would definitely be careful of where you're positioned on scouting missions. he would make excuses that your skills would be more useful in a different part of the formation. he prefers that you're at an arm's length since things can get so hairy so fast
[modern au specific] coincidentally leaves work/school at the same time as you to make sure you get to your car/public transport okay
overall, he probably wouldn't do anything about his crush unless you initiated it, but he would slowly test how he feels about spending more time with you. it's hard for him to get attached, but you make it easier for him to work on it
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yknow, thats something else you and the bots have in common - that you probably arent legally considered people
You think I haven't thought about that?
...
I know what I am.
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hurricanejane · 7 months
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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you!
5 happy-making things:
1. Traveling
2. Thrift shopping
3. Fun little drinks
4. Sunshine
5. Friendship
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crocophant · 6 days
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chag pesach sameach!!
chag sameach!
(yes i know the image is from hanukkah but every time i see chag sameach my brain goes here)
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song-witch · 1 year
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i think you’re stinky (love u)
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i can literally smell u from here (i love u more)
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askhathorhouse · 1 year
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my running theory is there was some kind of weird gas leak or something??? jerome and alfie prank gone wrong????? but seriously wtf
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i’ve heard the gas leak theory too! honestly, that seems most likely, but maybe we all got drugged? i’m pretty sure i drank from the water fountain about an hour before the assembly, but that probably wasn’t it. gas leak makes sense.
i don’t think jerome and alfie had anything to do with it. they’ve gone too far before, but usually they want people to know it was their prank, you know?
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eyelessfaces · 11 months
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hcs for miguel with a breeding kink? 🫣
oooooo so I think it doesn't come right away for him, it comes step by step, but once it's unlocked..... 🙄🙄
(this got a bit angsty so beware. tw mentions of child death because of his daughter; tw pregnancy and everything else involved with breeding kink lol)
so maybe you've been dating for a few months and your birth control for now is just the pull out method (don't do that pls) and one time miguel happens to get lost in his pleasure and just forgets to pull out. you're both a bit panicked, but when you tell him that you'll take the morning after pill, he allows himself to calm down and damn the sight of his spent leaking out of you looks rather nice. it doesn’t take long for him to smear it over your clit and make you come again.
his breeding kink isn't fully unlocked at this point, but deep down the memory of his cum trickling out of you haunts him.
you've never had this conversation before, but you're sure that you want kids in the future, and if it's with miguel it's even better. one night after being together for a few years, you ask miguel how he feels about that and about his opinion on the subject, and he straight up completely breaks down before telling you about his daughter.
you're of course very understanding. the poor man is traumatized, and you just want him to be happy and you will be as long as he is, even if it involves not having kids with him.
a few weeks later, miguel tells you about a therapy program he's going to start, because even though he will never fully heal from his lost daughter, and wants to heal to be able to have kids with you. and you're actually surprised, because you had figured that he didn’t want kids after what happened with gabriella.
and now once the "we're both ready to have kids" title is written, the mission starts, and it's the best sex you've ever had.
you can see he truly enjoys being (finally) able to empty himself into you after taking you in so many positions, and even beyond seeing it, he tells you about it. he groans absolute filth about how good it feels to fill you up, how pretty you're gonna look all round with his baby, how long he has secretely wanted to pump his load into you after the night he accidentally forgot to pull out.
and if it turns out that you're struggling to get pregnant, you can bet that he's not letting you out of bed after "only" two rounds.
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jestbee · 1 year
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dream actually wanting to use AI for good AND release his creation for free and have anybody be able to tweak it? a slay of epic proportions
Open source in tech advancements is so much better than gatekeeping for profit, its how we make things better. The person who could add the next step and the next might never have had access if they'd kept it to themselves
Also, game modding, a bit like fanwork communities, is based on transforming the medium you love into new content and offering it to your community for free to enjoy and I love that.
This mod is so exciting because like, imagine a world wherein this technology is universally available in all games, or heck in all communication methods. Imagine the AI gets really good with all those specific words and phrases, it breaks down barriers.
I'm not saying a Minecraft mod is changing the world, it's being run off an existing API so they didn't develop the tech more than just integrate it into the game, but if this is successful I could see a world where a full game gets released with this tech in it natively and its going to be beautiful
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Greetings, children! I do hope you remember your old friend.
// @the-amazing-karnak
I- I…. NO GO AWAY.
Oh…. You never gave me my identity back :( I’m still Jane doe :( I still look like a doll. you still look pretty Jane. Thank you oce *kiss*
Oh….hey? Thank you for making the choir closer
YES TURN ME BAXK TO A SWINGING SPACE AGED BACHELOR MAN!!! I like you as yourself though, why do you want to go back? Idk, it’s cool 🤷‍♀️ okay but I like you as Ricky *kisses*
hey, thanks for the kiss between me and Mischa. It was dope ‼️‼️‼️ yeah!
Hey‼️‼️‼️
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juniperjane · 2 years
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Crimmy, my dear, I have one question:
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I'm barely conscious and you show up at my door, kicking it in with not a care for the structural integrity of the place, before imposing upon myself the uttermost violent gif you could think??!
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Dare: adopt Jeremy, illegally or legally.
I'll pass. I'd make a lousy dad.
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hurricanejane · 7 months
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Between Dean and Sam: who prefers to be liked, and who prefers to be right?
Hello great question, thank you, here is my answer:
I think, when it comes to everyone else, Sam prefers to be liked and Dean prefers to be right. Sam wants to be seen as normal and not the anti-christ. Dean wants to be seen as powerful and in control and always right so that no one knows how scared he is or how often he has no clue. He still wants to be right with Sam, but it's more important for him to be liked by Sam so that Sam never leaves him again. Whereas Sam has to be smarter, better, bigger, and prove himself trustworthy to Dean. He also worries less about Dean liking him because, hello, it's Dean.
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