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mcyt-parodies · 2 days
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Alrighty! Back today with my next parody! This one has been cooking for awhile and I finally sat down and wrote it! So without further ado, I give you:
Thank You, Next (Griande’s Version)
Thought I’d end up with Joel
But he wasn’t a match
Wrote a song about Big B
Now we listen and laugh
Scar and I got almost married
For that I’m so thankful
Wish I could say “Thank you” to Mumbo
‘Cause he was an angel
One taught me love
One taught me patience
And one taught me pain
Now, I’m so amazing
Say I’ve loved and I’ve lost
But that’s not what I see
So, look what I got
Look what you taught me
And for that, I say
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next (Next)
I'm so fuckin'—
Spend more time with the hermits
I ain't worried 'bout nothin'
Plus, I met someone else
We havin' better discussions
I know they say I move on too fast
But this one gon' last
'Cause her name is Gri
And I'm so good with that (So good with that)
She taught me love (Love)
She taught me patience (Patience)
How she handles pain (Pain)
That shit's amazing (Yeah, she's amazing)
I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah)
But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah)
'Cause look what I've found (Yeah, yeah, I've found)
Ain't no need for searching, and for that, I say
Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Thank you)
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Said thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Next)
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
I'm so fuckin'—
One day I'll walk down the aisle
Holding hands with Xisuma
I'll be thanking Jimmy
'Cause sadly he’s awesome
Only wanna do it once, real bad
Gon' make that shit last
Void forbid something happens
Least this song is a smash (Song is a smash)
I've got so much love (Love)
Got so much patience (Patience)
And I've learned from the pain (Pain)
I turned out amazing (Turned out amazing)
Say I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah)
But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah)
'Cause look what I've found (Yeah, yeah)
Ain't no need for searching
And for that, I say
Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
Thank you, next
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Said thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Next)
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Yeah, yee
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Yeah, yee
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plumadot · 3 months
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what's the point of winning if i can't win with you?
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marsmarbles · 2 months
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krashlite · 1 month
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Actually can we talk more about how Secret Soulmates were two fucked up guys running from their problems but dooming each other and their soulmates in the process. Especially because they decided to Cheat instead of actually leave their soulmates
Can we talk more about how much they romanticized cheating and how they thought their hidden relationship was healthier when it wasn’t- they just thought it was because they were in the Honeymoon stage and couldn’t see the problems with it
Then they’re Forced to confront said problems when Grian accidentally fucking kills BigB
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b3l0v3dzz · 2 months
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Life series text post memes but this time it’s BigB edition
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the-hipster-nugget · 7 months
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Secret soulmates in the liminal space
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fountainpenguin · 8 months
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A thought on the Grian/BigB affair in Double Life: Local parrot boy pursues his own self-destruction by flirting with a cookie baker, while cookies are the one thing in the game a parrot should explicitly not have due to the fact that chocolate will destroy them on the inside. He and his hubris will learn nothing from this.
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traffrogers · 3 months
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Concept: double life retold by pearl while she's on the phone to gem doing her chores
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scatterbrainedart · 5 months
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WEEKS ago I saw a post about how BigB is very much like Scar in the way he's also totally maxed out his charisma stats in a way that just make people believe him automatically and go along with his shenanigans. The only difference is that he doesn't flaunt it the way Scar does, so he floats under the radar.
That in off itself is fantastic news, but it also means. Grian definitely has a type, and it's the funniest thing
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mrfroag · 9 months
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“Oh I’ll start working on other projects” I said opening procreate. You know, like a liar.
(Designs by the lovely @/chrisrin !)
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aofikofi · 2 years
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i forgive you
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qhideduo · 1 year
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☆ 🍪 🪶 ☆
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astrathepasta · 2 months
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AITA for not realising who my soulmate was?
To preface this, I don't think I'm the AITA, but my soulmate seems to.
So I (M) am in one of those death games, but that isn't really important. In this death game, we are all partnered up with another player. I wasn't interested in finding my soulmate as I wanted to prioritise other things, such as a good base. I ended up travelling with 3 of the other players, J (M), E (M), and G (M). It may be important to note that J and E are soulmates.
After a trip to a pillagers base, I gained a new allay friend (F). Later on, this friend ended up flying away. I had started taking some damage, but I brushed it off as J joking along with others. Then I heard G screaming. At the time, I didn't realise it was due to him realising he was my soulmate. However, in hindsight, I can realise that I should have realised what was happening. G ended up sticking with me after J and E went their own separate way, but we ended up going a different way, too. I ended up finding some pandas that looked identical to my cat (F). Of course, I got attached to these and wanted to keep them. G ended up finding me again and was trying to tell me something. However, the cat-pandas were taking my attention, which G could clearly see. He asked for my attention, which I tried to give him, but those cat-pandas ended up distracting me again. G yelled at me, causing me to pay full attention.
G dropped a rock onto my head. This is what caused me to realise we were linked. G couldn't believe that I had no clue, but I genuinely did not know. He seems to still not be happy with me because of this.
So, AITA? If so, what can I do?
Edit 1: For anyone asking if G would have a reason for not wanting to be my soulmate, I can only think of one thing. In the first death game, G tried to play a prank on a group of me and our friends. However, this backfired and killed me. This put me down to my yellow life, and it was the first death in the server. G felt bad and apologised. He ended up apologising and giving his first life to me (EDIT 2: why is everyone saying this is gay?). I ended up in an accident, which put me down to my red life. We ended up in a war, but that's irrelevant right now. Even after he lost his first life, he stuck with me (EDIT 3: guys why is this also gay) Later on, I ended up killing him, putting him down to his red life. G felt betrayed (rightfully so), so I offered my life to him. He refused to kill me. However, the eldritch horror gods demanded a fight between us. So we ended up fighting in a cacti ring with no weapons, armour, or anything. He won and killed me. He then ended up killing himself. G ended up telling me that he wanted nothing to do with me in the next game. To be honest, that hurt. But that can be the only thing I can think of.
UPDATE: Hi guys. Sorry to say, but this is not a happy update. G had been very distant recently, and I didn't know what I could do to help. I didn't know if it was me not knowing we were soulmates or me slipping up with the paper sales we had been doing.
While on my horse (Horse), I ending up passing G and another friend, whom I will refer to as B (M). They were passing items between each other and were really close. This was odd due to B being a red life. Through the knowledge of some other players, I figured out that G, MY soulmate, was baking bread for another man. G and B were self-proclaimed secret soulmates.
I don't know what to do now. Any advice would be appreciated.
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floweroflaurelin · 2 years
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That one pic of Anne Hathaway, but make it Big B and his soulmates~~
Back in my comfort zone with some portraits of my favourite doomed trio!
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ranubd · 5 months
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Gosh guys, thank @kishikoushi for your early Christmas present!!
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b3l0v3dzz · 3 months
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Life series text post memes but it’s mostly double life and zombiewood 😭
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