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this is what the mind of someone insane looks like
#piss mauling#sniperpauling#you know piss mauling is such a deranged name out of context very different from the others thats why i like it#thanks user maybeeventhebest for creating such wonderful name for such weird shipp#team fortress 2#tf2#sniper#miss pauling#kino art#this arent that good but hey i will dump whatever i made for tf2 in this fucking blog and you gonna bare with me bc im gonna be so annoying#anywaayyss... they are so cringe and sweaty and weird girls and and yeah#this is like the second most weird girl shipp type w miss pauling the first one is w pyro ha#edit:FUCKIFORGOTTHETEXTOFTHESECONDPONE#edit2: if anyone asks why her back is so arched like that just imagine she’s super flexible👍 i often can’t draw bodies right forgive me
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tiktok is not allowed to talk about the hunger games anymore actually because why did i just see a comment saying that young snow would’ve been in love with katniss. and why were people agreeing with their WHOLE CHESTS
#like how do you miss a point that fucking bad#literally the only reason he was interested in lucy gray at all was bc of the trust she put in him n the idea of having power over her#like that isn’t to say he had no feelings at all but they were very superficial and any time she displayed autonomy or independence from hi#it made him mad and jealous and possessive and annoyed at her#and it was so well done aka uncomfortable to rea#*read#which he wouldn’t have been able to entertain at all with katniss#she wouldve made him so MAD#again coming back to the lucy gray is more like peeta than she is katniss concept#tiktok users look past the pretty face for One Second challenge (level: impossible)#the hunger games#/astro posts
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swatchvember prompt: party
happy 37th birthday to Microsoft Paint ✨🎂🎉🎈
#deltarune#swatch#swatchlings#tasque manager#queen#art#swatchvember#THE ONE PROMPT I COULD NOT AFFORD TO MISS THE DATE ON#''guys what theme should we do for the bosses cake'' ''what if we made 3 cakes with diff themes and stacked them on top of each other''#''by the fountains Percy you are a genius''#queen makes them run around all day doing stupid shit and they finally get to the cafe and mysteriously its rented out#they cannot believe this is the first they're hearing of it this stuff usually has to go through them first#they very quickly find out that queen is also behind this and it is a huge private party just for them <3 they work so hard they deserve it#she is Snapping that stupid party hat onto their stupid head#and Repeatedly shoving a second one over the end of their beak all night to be annoying#yknow its good when swatch breaks character and actually Emotes but its an even better sign when they go completely static#because that means they are hiding an absolutely embarrassing display of emotion and its taking All of their energy#the cake flavors are strawberry - chocolate/vanilla split - and Funfetti btw#... funfetti is just vanilla with sprinkles in it last i checked but Shut Up Lmao#also i totally messed up their mood tints i figured fear was yellow but happiness is also yellow. so. i decided fear is more of a#highlighter/yellow-green color and happiness yellow is like a. nice mac and cheese yellow :) very warm but still distinctly golden#one is pleasant to look at and one is terrible
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he's got the fire and he walks with it
#utsukushii kare#my beautiful man#hira kazunari#kiyoi sou#hira x kiyoi#gifset#*#//#not the first not the second not even the third nor the fourth person to associate hirakiyo to this song#but god am I the most annoying about it#this was made on a whim but I spent the whole night working on the coloring so I hope it doesn't look awful#I also had Hira's spirit hovering over me as a manifestation of my fear of not making Kiyoi justice. wanted to quit gifmaking forever#but now that is done I think it actually looks above my skill level so I'm very happy with the result#also!! especially for this occasion I finally learned how to make gradient text 😃😃#I got confused a few times and it took me an embarrassing length of time but look!! I did it!!#(for the theme of the set itself there is not much I wanna comment except ^*!!:-@*£shxbs@^& what a beautiful man what the hell)
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Honestly the worst part about Nightbringer is that we won't be seeing these two anymore
#i miss diavolo using the second one to annoy lucifer knowing very well lucifer can't do anything about it#and barbatos joining in#we'll eventually get to see them again but it's still gonna take forever#obey me#obey me swd#obey me nightbringer#obey me lucifer#obey me diavolo#obey me nightbringer lucifer#obey me nightbringer diavolo#my stuff
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do you guys know that youtube dating show called the button. because i was watching it with my friend the other day bc we were bored and we were like this seems funny and i somehow got a boat boys fic idea based off of it. so if i make a fic about the button dating show will people underdtand or is it too niche
#let me know guys#my idea is just like. they just broke up#jimmy n joel were watching the show#jimmys like i dare u to submit an application#joels like bitch don't tempt me and he does it#and he gets accepted or wtv thats not the important part#anyways he shows up and his turn comes around and after a couple rounds hes sitting in the chair alone waiting for the next person#and someone walks up#and hes like Fuck i know that insufferable swaggering and that grating voice#etho sits down in front of him n just kinda blinks twice like what the hell r u doing here#they both open their mouths to speak but joels talking before etho can even get a word in#crossing his arms saying what do you think you're doing#etho rolls his eyes and says i could ask you the same thing#they bicker for like two more seconds and they're both really annoyed bc their break up ended not very amicably#the button flashes red#joel glares at etho “don't you fucking dare press that i'm not done getting mad at you"#etho looks amused leans back in his seat and doesn't press the button#after a second the button is like “i'm sensing some tension here”#joel snorts#and stuff happens. i dont know#do i write it yes or no#boat boys#smalletho#trafficblr#hermitblr#nya talks
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my cat. neil josten.
#my art#aftg#neil josten#all for the game#is it insane to design neil based on my cat. maybe. doesnt matter#love neil love my cat it works out#ermmm neil w poliosis be upon you#dont think the second expression matches yhe emotion on my cats face very well but oh well#he was annoyed abt having his new harness put on him
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just some 🥥 related sillies i've made for that fic we all know.
#durarara#izaya orihara#shizuo heiwajima#shizaya#a cheap imitation#i made a thing#i've been holding off on posting these here for so long whoops#i'm so shy... check out my lemonade guys#i've been very motivated to make various things for this fic as a result of this book club i've been hosting for my friends#i actually made the first image (not the video) like two years ago?#back around when i first read the fic and started being annoying about it to my friends#never posted it though because the shizuo i drew was ugly!!!#and the shizuo i drew for the second image this time around is still ugly!! unfortunately :(#well anyways if it isn't clear the images are both for chapter 19 while the video is for chapters 28 to 29 and a little bit of 30 lol#also i know izaya's actual problem isn't fucking shizuo but kissing him lol but it was funnier to keep it like this#you can check out more of this deranged behaviour over at my twitter of the same name#i know not everyone wants to go there though especially with the current situation...#so i'll try to bring over the more memorable stuff to post in batches over here which i think is the stuff i did any art for#since i've made a lot of multimedia type things dedicated to particular chapters as “marketing” for my friends#but i'm not sure they'll make much sense out of context so#my plan is to compile all of everything i've made for the fic during the book club into a powerpoint that i'll try to keep for posterity#because ngl i feel i went kinda hard with certain things that maybe only two people will appreciate#but i'll do it for those two people out there#also it's a whole book club for aci!!#*i'd* want to see what some random people have been up to with a book club for this fic#be the change you want to see in the world#side note i wonder if having so many fucking tags on your own post is a bad look...#idk it's so much clutter but i have too many things to say!!#i look back at my own previous tags and i physically can't bring myself to read them ahhhh#i hope anyone's enjoying them anyways
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random pet peeve i have is whenever i see a post abt a jewish or muslim or whatever holiday it’s “happy hannukah to those who celebrate” or “happy eid to those who observe” but u hardly ever see that w/ shit like christmas or easter
#idk if this is just a common thing to do when u dont celebrate a holiday or smthn but it still kinda annoys me idk#also dont take this post as an attack or me actually getting mad im just very mildly annoyed abt this#hannukah#chanukah#< tagging both bcz everyone used the first spelling but i prefer the second#jewish#jumblr#ryan shut the fuck up
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my cats my reason to be happy
#first pic is toutou she’s so. Soft and so extremely sweet#has NEVER scratched me even by accident#literally the sweetest cat ever#and she s always sleepy#second pic is her child#who my family named after me amal#he’s just like her. literally#a bit more active tho definitely#3rd pic is grandpa (yes) he’s so old and the backstory is actually so funny#we were putting the groceries in the back of the car and he just jumped inside and when we wanted to take him back he kept coming back and#jumping inside the car#so we took him home#he’s very silent and loves eating#4th pic is jojo#MY FAVE!!!! MY BELOVED JOJO#i have a tender spot for black cats and jojo is simply <3333333 the best#he’s very adorable and loves annoying toutou when she doesn’t want to play with him#bc he just. loves jumping around and making chaos#absolutely can’t stay still#he’s so cute<3#there’s also julie but she’s not here </3
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people on the bcsbrba youtube page are insane
#10 hours in one car with hank and gomez i'd rather kill myself#like first of all it would stink in that car and second of all you'd hear like a year worth of slurs#jimmy and kim are objectively the most enjoyable option#walter and jesse would bicker the entire trip and it would either entertaining or annoying#but i am NOT spending 10 hours in a car with walt either way#mike and gus could be fun depending on what we're doing. i'd feel very threatened at all times tho#nacho and lalo idk. i am afraid#its me talking
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Matthew, texting his mother: Help, I'm being kidnapped.
Charlotte: What??? Where are you??? Arent you supposed to be with your uncle Will?
Matthew: In a car with some strange person. Help.
Charlotte: Hold on a moment, let me call Will.
Will, answering his phone: Hello?
Charlotte: Where is Matthew??? He just texted me saying he was being kidnapped by some strange person! You were supposed to be picking him up, I swear to the angel Will if you've lost my son-
Will: Let me call you right back.
Matthew:
Will:
Will: The new haircut is not that bad!!!
Matthew: WHO ARE YOU?!?!
#heheh#this is part two of “the times will got a bad hair cut”#the fairchilds take hair very seriously#well not Henry. or one of his daughters. but matthew and Charlotte do#Yes Matthew does know it will and is just being annoying. but it did actually take him a second#lowkey facial blindness is one of Matthews traits now just fyi#shitpost#Matthew fairchild#will herondale#Charlotte Fairchild#incorrect tlh quotes#incorrect tsc quotes#tlh#tsc
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Quick question. What would happen if someone came up on one of dipper's old graves and decided to resurrect him during one of his reincarnations? Would his soul leave the current vessel and get sucked back into the old one, or would his corpse just be filled with a whole lotta nothing?
That's an excellent question!
My first impulse is to say that resurrecting Dipper's old body wouldn't have an effect. Whoever did it would end up with a zombie, or the shell of a body with nothing in it.
My second impulse is: What if Dipper did get sucked out of his current body, and popped right back into his old one? Now you've got one very confused Dipper, and one extremely distressed demon who just saw the love of his life get his soul sucked out, going limp and dead right in front of his eye!
Overall, I guess it depends on exactly what kind of resurrection was pulled off. A body alone type thing will get you no brain or soul to go with it, but if it specifically targeted the soul itself? Then you better have enough oomph behind it to yank it out of someone who's currently alive.
#answers#Betting that 90% of the time it's the first scenario and the resurrection flops#And even in the second it mostly splutters out because Dipper's soul is *not* thrilled about getting pulled out of a living body#That's a different story than trying to yank it out of the ether#But the other times are amusing!#Extra 'fun' if Dipper was nonhuman and gets sucked back into a human body#Or vice versa#Now along with all the other bullshit he's gotta deal with fewer or more limbs! Talk about vertigo. He's stumbling and awkward#Picturing a cervitaur Dip who's temporarily sucked into a human body and is very disoriented#Bill would *absolutely* take the chance to go out for burgers with a less-vegetarian version#Dipper enjoys the experience until he pauses. Asks Bill what's in this anyway#Bill has a very very wide grin as he says 'venison'#Oh No. Dipper's Delicious. This is Horrible.#He glares at Bill forever and a day#(It was the actual animal deer not another cervitaur but Bill couldn't resist the dick move)#Bill is Not A Fan of watching his husband suddenly 'die' in front of him at any time but *especially* out of nowhere for no apparent reason#It becomes pretty clear that something's gone all weird once his body isn't kicking him out or dissolving; and THAT annoys him more#Someone's playing a game of silly buggers and he's gonna get down to the bottom of it#Where Is His Husband and Who Needs Obliterating This Time
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the goddamn show came out
#no actual hate tbf i dont think its BAD but. very annoying on a personal level if youre greek sorry 💀#i think the past couple weeks have been horrible for a lot of reasons and i do not have the energy to like#be reminded of dull takes on our mythos every 3 seconds esp when they hardly even acknowledge greece exists its just fandom blorbo shit#its annoyingggg its annoying i dont wanna see it i want it Gone#i actually think pj itself is a pretty middling example of this though. again its not bad esp compared to like booktok shit#a lot of it is often the /fandom/ but even still i find it annoying#at the very least the show does have jason mantzoukas which is more than the books did w like. acknowledging greece lol#to be clear tho i dont think all the characters have to be greek or played by greek ppl i think its cool to have a diverse cast play gods#and their kids and whatnot. its mostly just abt like somekinda nod to where youre taking it from i guess? acknowledging the culture#that still exists! in the books they go to fucking italy ffs whats the deal#basically i have complaints and find it annoying bc it doesnt care about greece like most things about.... greek mythos#so im not excited to see it all over my dash i just think its very annoying personally sorry#ppl can still like it and have fun with it idc abt that but doesnt mean i have to like it either 🤷♂️#ergo. blacklist my best friend do your thing and get it away from me. and we will all be at peace again
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Inspired by @marlindotzip 's comics, I've made a Butch Chilchuck AU: Pretty much everything is the same except Chilchuck is a butch woman instead of a man.
Here are my basic headcanons for Butch Chilchuck:
Chilchuck is a he/him butch queer woman and prefers masculine language being used towards him (though he does like being called his children's mother and dislikes being called a man directly).
He is perfectly fine with people assuming he's a man professionally because it doesn't really matter to him (besides, people take him more seriously when they think he's a man, including other half-foots at the union and its easier to only fight one battle for respect than two)
That being said, he is SUPER proud of Meijack for fighting for respect as both as a half-foot and as a “fem” (by Chil's standard) woman in the same field.
Chilchuck has PCOS which is why he has facial hair as both a tall man and as a dwarf. (Though he developed it AFTER the births of his daughters) He has some facial hair and chest hair as a half-foot too, but shaves fairly regularly when possible.
His wife is trans. They were childhood friends because Chil was too masculine to get along well with the other little girls and his wife was bullied by the “other” little boys for being to feminine. Both not fitting the mold of their assigned genders, they became close friends and eventually fell in love.
Chil was a “teen” mom because he and his wife thought her hormone treatment acted as birth control. That little goof resulted in the twins and their marriage arriving before either hit adulthood.
He eventually got top surgery (or the fantasy equivalent) sometime after they had served their purpose because he thought they got in the way at work and added unnecessary weight. He finds his armor is a lot more comfortable now and he has to pack slightly less clothes as an added bonus.
Chilchuck is naturally a very masculine looking woman with a fairly deep voice. He sometimes jokes with his wife that being as butch as he is is the best possible outcome, as his body would probably make a more feminine woman very insecure.
That being said, Mei has a lot of the same traits and is confident and comfortable in her skin, and is proud to look like her mother.
He understands 100% when people assume he's a trans man, but he has done a lot of introspection on that topic (at his wife's behest as she thought he was an egg for the longest time) and he is confident in his womanhood, even if it looks different than most other women's.
He isn't uncomfortable with feminine clothing but is VERY uncomfortable with the questions and comments he gets when he wears it and generally prefers masculine clothes.
(Part 2: How this AU affects party dynamics!)
#i can see chilchuck being a very androgynous name by half-foot standards#as his first name Chil isn't really gendered#and even women have masculine second names like meiJACK and flerTOM#and due to being naturally very androgynous/ masculine even other half foots think he's a man#which he doesnt mind while at work#but gets a little annoying in his personal life#though he cant really blame them#heavily inspired by @marlindotzip's comics#like some of these are taken straight from those comics#more to come#had to add that chil is canonically a teen parent#bc i am obsessed with that fact#also love the idea of his wife being trans#their daughters would have never doubted that there is no wrong way to be a woman#while also knowing that their bodies didn't automatically mean they were women if something didn't feel right.#chilchuck dungeon meshi#chilchuck#genderswap chilchuck#gender swap chilchuck#gender bent chilchuck#genderbent chilchuck#butch chilchuck#fem! chilchuck#butch chilchuck au#chilchuck dunmeshi#dunmeshi#dunmeshi au#dungeon meshi#long post
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side effect of having my hydroxychloroquine work really well is that i'm forgetting what it felt like to be Really Horrifically Sick. both because of the emotional distance and because of my general memory issues. the memory issues are a LOT worse concerning Times When I Was Horrifically Sick.
so i'm actually pretty grateful to my past self for the amount of time i spent oversharing here. if i scroll back like seven months in my autoimmune tag i can find posts of me essentially going "eh, i'm sleeping for 22 hours a day but i don't really care anymore bc i've accepted i'm gonna die" and "life sux. can't breathe or think or feel my chest but that's constant so i don't wanna go to the ER about it AGAIN" and "docs took 14 vials of blood 4 x-rays several lung images several lung tests and an EKG before i even left the hospital today. even tho they havent gotten my test results back yet" and i'm like god Damn.
I REALLY LIVED LIKE THIS????????
#if you have ever been the favorite favored patient at an american hospital. you know.#presumably triage is similar in other countries too i just know the american experience is very tied up in. cost benefit analysis#you have to be in BAD shape to be taken seriously at american hospitals. even the good ones. (especially the good ones??)#if you're waiting in the ER for four hours bc of triage it sucks. if you wait for 60 seconds because of triage uh.#You Are In Deep Trouble. You Are In Much Deeper Trouble Than An Annoying Waiting Room#WOW i was so fucking sick. i'm just. flabbergasted.#like i know intellectually that these things happened and have vague memories of all the testing processes and stuff#but i don't Feel it anymore. those things happened to a different person. please god let me have hydroxychloroquine forever#do you guys remember me being sick?? i think some of you actually might remember it better than i do which is. WEIRD.#anyway. back to fic editing now#autoimmune tag
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