sean: what does ‘take out’ mean?
milly: food!
hailey: dating.
zander: murder.
jake: all 3 if you’re not a coward!
the music club and the jomies eating at ✨stacy’s mamamia pizza✨ because jake just wants everyone to be friends:
jake: zander, can you pass the ketchup?
zander: jake, can you pass away?
milly to henry: don’t worry, this is normal.
liam: drew, are you in love with jake?
drew: what?! no!!
henry: well then why did you write “d+j” in hearts everywhere?
drew: it stands for depressed and jaded.
hailey, struggling to stand in a pair of 1 inch high heels for the competition: yeah- i don’t think heels are for me
jake, walking past in 6 inch high heels: WEAK.
jake, after episode 10: if i was going through something, would you be there for me?
luke: nope, absolutely not.
sean: i hope it sucks, whatever you’re going through.
milly: i hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
hailey: i hope you reach out to me so i can ignore you.
zander: i can’t wait to go to your funeral knowing i could’ve changed that outcome.
I love drake but guys hear me out
sean and jake :(
jean
THEIR SONG IS 7 WEEKS AND 3 DAYS YOU WONT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
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