sean: what does ‘take out’ mean?
milly: food!
hailey: dating.
zander: murder.
jake: all 3 if you’re not a coward!
the music club and the jomies eating at ✨stacy’s mamamia pizza✨ because jake just wants everyone to be friends:
jake: zander, can you pass the ketchup?
zander: jake, can you pass away?
milly to henry: don’t worry, this is normal.
liam: drew, are you in love with jake?
drew: what?! no!!
henry: well then why did you write “d+j” in hearts everywhere?
drew: it stands for depressed and jaded.
hailey, struggling to stand in a pair of 1 inch high heels for the competition: yeah- i don’t think heels are for me
jake, walking past in 6 inch high heels: WEAK.
jake, after episode 10: if i was going through something, would you be there for me?
luke: nope, absolutely not.
sean: i hope it sucks, whatever you’re going through.
milly: i hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
hailey: i hope you reach out to me so i can ignore you.
zander: i can’t wait to go to your funeral knowing i could’ve changed that outcome.
you see I understand the fact that tmf characters hair is all natural because fictional and stuff but that will not disturb me from the headcanon that zander went and dyed his hair his moms hair color after his dad left because simply looking at his hair reminds him too much of him. and then ill go and cry
Bethany has tons, and i mean tons, of mlp horse dolls, and she always forces Zander and Luke to play with her when Luke comes over. (they love it tho <3)