Do you have any headcanons regarding Ganondorf and horseback archery? The gerudo seem to enjoy that pastime quite a bit and I think he definitely has the thighs for it.
Yes yes yes
I live and die by Weird Horse Girl Ganondorf and I absolutely headcanon that he and his horse are an excellent team for horseback archery. I have a big long headcanon about how yes technically any male born to the Gerudo is King but you still have to earn your place as a leader, and so Ganondorf makes it his business to be outstanding, if not the very best, in every category he can.
Plus, it's his primary means of hunting and defense and showing off. Horseback hunting is also a much easier (hands free) way to keep up with desert fauna.
I'm too excited to think about this so I was lazy and just altered concept art of the moludga but like
do u feel me!!!!!!
It's basically a Gerudo national sport in OoT and I'm so sad that they dropped that in later games, and my poor dear friends have to hear me scream about not being able to ride my horse in the desert in botw/totk constantly, Hidalgo did not die for us to sin like this.
IT'S LITERALLY CALLED A GERUDO STALLION WHY CAN'T I RIDE IT IN THE GERUDO DESERT!! THIS IS MY VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY.
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mmmmmm aether headcanons :33
SURPRISE!!!!!
absolutely tatted the fuck up
he has a sick sleeve, a couple on his legs, and a really cool chest piece
he also has some in random places, like his neck and behind his ears and his hands
he also has like, a lot of piercings
he has a nose ring (duh, that we know) but he also has a stud on. the other side and two eyebrows piercings on the left
his ears are gauged and he has two lobe piercings and an industrial on one side (he likes the asymmetry)
he also has a couple other body piercings, he absolutely loves them
he smells absolutely DELICIOUS
especially for a demon
he has this like, calming musky smell and he's so warm
it's like taking the laundry out of the washing machine and shoving your face directly into it, but instead of using soap, you used the most addicting smelling cologne you could get your hands on
he likes to chew things, and when he was younger, one of those things was his tail so he was like a tiny piece missing from it because of that
he prefers to like, never wear shirts
dew claims he's trying to show off, but he feels kinda restricted by them
and also his piercings get caught on them so
he's very cocky about his performance and he doesn't practice that often because he thinks he's so good (and he is)
but dew bullies the shit out of him whenever he fucks up and it's really funny
i feel like whenever he's not practicing or doing ghoul stuff, he'd absolutely play video games (IDC IF THIS IS NOT CORRESPONDENT WITH THE LORE JUST HEAR ME OUT)
very filthy mouth
he swears A LOT
his nails are almost always painted black or white
and tbh he likes to do silly designs on them
his favorite thing to do is skulls because he thinks he looks hardcore (/hj) but he's also partial to arts
SOMETIMES HE LETS SUNSHINE HELP HIM IT'S SO CUTE
oh also whenever he gets happy his tail wags back and forth
he's a huge foodie with a massive sweet tooth
he orders like boxes full of snacks from different countries and then rates all of them on a scale of "im going to finish this in an hour" to "this tastes like shit"
he absolutely loves ice cream like he needs to be fully stocked up on it and if one of the ghouls or the siblings touches it, there will be hell to pay
his favorite flavor is chocolate chip cookie dough btw :33
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