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just-jordie-things · 7 months
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headcanon request: how would the jjk guys react if someone's trying to flirt with them but they're already in a relationship with their s/o?
YES i love some light jealousy teehee ___
GOJO SATORU
has no chill if someone's flirting with him. or worse, he thinks someone's flirting with him, but they're just taking his order, or letting him know his shoe is untied.
he's literally "I'M MARRIED"
(for the untied shoe one, he definitely trips when he runs off)
he's so annoying abt it fr. always throwing "i have a wife" (even long before you're married) around even when unnecessary
and ppl do flirt with him, he's gojo, but sometimes... he's just a lot.
even if someone looks at him too long, he's wrapping his arm around you and loudly announcing "in front of my wife? you're lucky i'm holding her back!"
and you're just standing there bewildered with the box of cereal you were about to toss into the cart and wondering who the hell he's talking to- and when the hell did he propose??
FUSHIGURO MEGUMI
for the most part he doesn't really notice when someone's flirting with him. i think it would take some very obvious hints.
so say someone is really trying to get him to catch on, pulling all the stops- fluttering eyelashes, unnecessary touching, one too many comments about his eyes, and finally, slipping a piece of paper into his hand with their phone number.
megumi can accidentally be a little cold.
he scowls at the phone number before crumpling the paper and dropping it.
"i don't want that," he's completely expressionless when he speaks, and honestly, the flirt-er is lucky he said anything at all rather than straight up walking away. "i have a girlfriend"
and then he walks away.
and when he meets up with you again he's a little more affectionate than usual, holding you a little longer, pulling you closer when you settle on the couch or bed or wherever, kissing you a few extra times for good measure.
don't get him wrong, it's not out of guilt or anything. he just wants you to know that he thinks of you when you're apart, and that he appreciates and loves you to death. nothing could ever change that.
ITADORI YUUJI
i don't often add him to my brainrot posts but i SHOULD and i had the most brilliant thought for him specifically
if he's getting hit on, he'll shut it down casually enough, and just blatantly tell them they're not his type.
and then he'll just start listing everything about you. and lover boy is BABBLING ok, no one could shut him up
he's describing your hair your eyes your nose your hands your style- and once he gets thru the physical stuff, it gets random
he's talking about your hobbies, your weird interests or collections, how sometimes you're a bad driver but you try your best lmfao he gets on such a tangent i don't think he'd even realize his tactic for defusing the flirting is just confusing the other person to the point of no longer wanting to give him their number
and once he's done with his dreamy little speech, he just goes "like my partner!!" all excited and bubbly
he's always rushing off to meet up with you then, having got himself so eager to be around you some more
OKKOTSU YUUTA
he's polite, but firm. he can also be a little quick to say he's taken, but it's only because he wants to let people down easy!
he's very kind when urning down phone numbers or flirty advances, always giving a gentle smile and saying no thank you, or actually i have a girlfriend. and he never apologizes when he says the second one, but that doesn't mean he's cruel! he's just thoughtful and respectful of you!
yuuta's a total gentleman.
but. god forbid. if he gets one of those nasty ppl that pull the "your girlfriend doesn't have to know" bullshit. oh boy. he does not handle that well.
toxic!yuuta jumps out a little!!
for as polite as he can be, he can get nasty when provoked just right, and someone disrespecting you? his beloved?
first it's a lecture- how dare you suggest such a thing? do you often try to break up people's perfect love lives?
then it's standing up for your honor- do you know how wonderful and lovely my partner is? you couldn't even understand the lengths that their radiance extends to. this part usually gets a little messy. he can get carried away when talking about you.
and lastly, he gets personal. deeply. personal. if they're having a not-so-great hair day, or if their attempts at slipping him their number were particularly weak, he's pouncing on that. he sniffs out weakness like a goddamn Chivalrous Boyfriend Bloodhound and sinking his claws in. i think yuuta could be really mean if he wanted to.
but that's kinda hot tho
INUMAKI TOGE
definitely the funniest of all of them. bcuz if he's getting hit on, he kinda just... stands there.
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CAUSE HE LITERALLY CANT SAY ANYTHING ???
sure, he could play it off like he doesn't understand what they're saying, or even type a little note in his phone saying he has a partner... but...
toge definitely prefers to stand there, completely blank faced, and stretch out the discomfort as long as possible.
sometimes people just scowl and walk away, finding it rude
one time tho someone actually started tearing up and completely ran away
(you came back just as it happened, an ice cream cone in each hand and a confused look on your face. but there's no way your sweet, mute boyfriend made a person cry, right?)
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beabeemu · 10 months
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Champagne Problems
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Gojo Satoru x Reader
Champagne problems am I right?
This was inspired by Taylor swift's song "Champagne Problems" TW!?! Angst, Slight Violence Getou cameo hehhehehe I made this like 2 years ago, It was originally written about a different character, but I changed it, so if you their name, don't be shy to tell me. UNEDITED LOLOL Not related to my other fic: more than this (But still go check it out lol)
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Smooth, relaxing, and beautiful music played in the background as Satoru twirled my body around, my dress spreading around me. I looked at him, Like how I always looked at him, Feeling happy, loved and contented, and satisfied and everything else. But now… It’s different. Like something is missing, I keep looking for more but nothing new ever comes, Like I was getting tired of him. I hate it, But sometimes I feel like it’s true. 
I stopped moving by the beat, It wasn’t because the dancing was over, It was still playing and I stopped dancing. I let go of his hand and said “ I’m gonna sit down for a while” and I left him, standing, in the middle of the dance floor. I can feel his stare as he watched me go.
I sat on the balcony– on one of the lounge chairs that were there–  I stared at nothing, Then I felt a presence from behind and I looked and saw him, He must be confused why I left him standing there. I kinda feel bad but not really. I looked back at where I was staring and again nothing. I was reminiscing on what I’d been feeling for the past few weeks. 
I kept my responses short to him, Whenever he asked where I was, I’ll tell him where and turn my phone off, no “I’ll be home before dinner” or “I love you” Or even “I’m safe don’t worry” Nothing. And whenever I was at home, I wouldn’t talk to him as much as I used to before. And I wasn’t telling him anything about what I was feeling too. I mean, how could I? Just tell him straight up that I don’t want to be with him anymore and that I want something else and It’s not him? 
No, That’s too harsh. 
Unbeknownst to me, he was going to propose tonight as he started talking about our past and how we met. It almost made me remember How much and why I love him so much. Well almost. 
“And I want to spend my life with you, Y/N L/N will you marry me?” He said as he got on one knee and opened a small box, There shined the beautiful champagne-colored ring, It was his mother’s. After his speech, I was left on the spot. Searching my mind for an answer. 
‘Should I say yes?’ 
‘Maybe All my confusion was just temporary or something 
‘Oh God, I don't know 
‘Should I say no?’ 
‘Fuck I really don’t know 
‘I’m still confused about everything 
‘God, why did he propose now?’ 
‘Im still having second thoughts about our whole relationship, and now this?’ 
‘Im stalling fuck, I need to answer  
‘Ok just tell him the first answer that comes to mind’ 
‘Yes’ 
‘No, I’m still confused about everything I can’t handle this right now 
“I can’t, I’m sorry” 
And I left. 
His heart was glass, And I dropped it. Now all that is left is a million shards of glass. 
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When I got home, I meant my old apartment, The same apartment I told gojo that I had “sold” to someone else. I come here to just relax, and whenever Gojo and I would fight I’ll stay the night here. 
I went inside and passed out on the bed, I was so tired. After everything that happened tonight, It’s all a mess. 
I don’t know how to face Gojo anymore. 
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The next day, I was just cooking breakfast I heard a knock on my door. I walked to it nervous that it might be Gojo, but to my surprise, it wasn’t, instead, it was hisBest friend getou. 
“Getou what are you doing here?”  
“What do you think?” Then I looked at his hand and saw a bottle of Dom Perignon, the anticipation of engagement. So he told his family huh? 
“Y’know, I wouldn’t want this drink to go to waste without a toast so here goes”
He then smashed the bottle at the side of my door, shards of glass flying everywhere, the drink spilling all over the floor. “Cheers, for hurting my friend, and being a selfish bitch. Consider this mercy, If Gojo hadn’t forbidden it, I would have done something so much worse.” And he left, I was shocked at what he did and thought that it was a little over the top, but I deserved it. I really did 
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It’s been over 1 month since the proposal. And I was at a restaurant, Just casually eating and trying not to think about the proposal. 
‘Fuck I just did’ 
I sighed and continued eating, I haven’t seen Gojofor over a month now, I hope he’s alright. 
Wow, that’s a lot coming from the person who rejected his proposal. 
“Y/N?”
I sighed, So much for not thinking about it. 
“Gojo,” I said as looked up at him, my stare blank as ever. I surveyed his appearance trying to see if anything changed. Did he change for the better? Did he move on? I hope he did. 
His hair was a little messy, his eyes had bags under them, He looked like he hasn’t slept in ages. 
“Um, Can I?” 
He said indicating the empty seat in front of me. 
‘No’ 
“Sure” 
He seemed relieved at my response so he sat down in front of me. I suddenly felt a wave of deja vu coming down on me. 
I continued eating, There was no point in waiting. He knows this, I was always like this. Whenever we would go on dates like this I would tell him that he can keep talking because I was listening. 
“So, um how are you?” 
He said I was kinda surprised I would’ve thought that he would ask me why I didn’t say yes to his proposal or something. I guess he moved on. 
“I’m fine, you?” 
“I’m trying…” 
And another wave of silence crashed down on us as I continued eating. 
“Y/N” 
“Yeah?” 
“Why did you say no to my proposal?” 
And there it is. Who was I kidding, this was unavoidable 
“I was… having second thoughts about our relationship” 
He seemed shocked because his eyes widened like this was the first time I'd ever mentioned it to him. Which in fact it was. 
“Second thoughts? What do you mean?” He looked like he was running out of breath. He looked like, everything we’ve been through was nothing, he looked hurt. Which almost melted my stone-cold heart. 
“Exactly what it means, I wanted more. I haven’t been contented with anything anymore, I wasn’t happy” 
“Was I not enough?” He looked like he was on the verge of tears, But he didn’t let them fall. Not yet. 
“No, Toru, no. I… Didn’t deserve your love. But I promise you, you’ll find someone new who will patch you up and love you the way that you deserve unfortunately it’s not me, I’m so sorry” I said, It took me a long time to realize that, we receive the kind of love that we think we deserve and He wasn’t for me. Back then I used to think that we were meant to be and that we were gonna be together forever. But I guess not. 
I guess you won’t know the answer until someone is on their knees and ask you whether or not you’ll love them forever. 
I left after that and I never saw him again. Maybe it was for the best. Or maybe not, we’ll never know. 
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owwllly · 16 days
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pushing my princess geto agenda
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vexonli · 1 month
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In another life, I would make you stay.
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amarkaa · 2 months
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I think there is already enough angst with this two so here you go ahahahahha idk what is this
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bluebeesknees · 11 days
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“Spring 200-“
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clemenlush · 1 month
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roadtrips
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Cockwarming them
How the jjk men are when you warm their cock with your pretty pussy.
Nsfw. MDNI. Fem!reader.
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Gojo
This man is a tease, through and through. He'll sit you nice on his lap, long fingers settling on your thighs as he gives you a a smirk. Or if he's got you facing away, he'll rest his chin on your shoulder. "Ya feel that baby?" And then he'd thrust up inside you, but would still your hips before you could move. "Nuhuh, that's not how the rules go, you can't move!" He'd chuckle and continue to tease you throughout the whole process. But don't worry, he's teasing himself too. He'll fuck you eventually.
Getou
He loves it. And likes making a little game out of it. Seeing who will cave first and beg the other to just fuck already. But he doesn't play fair. Teasing you in all sorts of places. Pinching your nipples, sucking your neck, whispering in your ear, "you feel so fucking good around my cock." His finger teasing at your clit. The only thing he wouldn't do is thrust up inside you. Then you'd lose too easy, and it's not fun that way. Even though you lose every time.
Nanami
I can see him doing this both for fun and for relaxation. Or when you're too needy and he's busy, he'll set your pretty little ass on his lap. Bury himself inside you and let you rock your hips a little. He'd let you get off that way, just don't disrupt his work. Sometimes when he's stressed he'll ask his girl to just, "I need your pussy, it calms me down." And of course you don't deny him. Sliding yourself easily down his length, kissing his neck. Anything to help your stressed out lover.
Chosou
One word; needy (bet you didn't see that coming.) Are we surprised? Once he found out what it was and how it could be a fun experience for both of you, he asked to try it. But you knew how sensitive he was, so he always lasted roughly twenty minutes before begging you to move. Or to please let him cum inside you. "You're too warm, hot, feels too good..need it." He'd whine and beg, sometimes tears would form in his eyes. And you couldn't deny him, you'd end up riding him until he shot his sticky cum inside you. Wiping the tears from his cheeks as you gave him kisses, "Maybe next time, love." You'd say.
Toji
Mean. Is all I can say, this man would be down right evil about it. But you don't mind, you wouldn't be with him if you did. He'd always make sure you could see yourself. Whether in front of a mirror or holding up his phone. He'd make you watch yourself squirm on his lap, his big dick deep inside you. But you couldn't do anything but use your fleshy walls to warm him. "Pretty little thing, ya wanna move so bad, don't ya? Too bad. Gotta keep my cock warm f'me."
A/N: Don't ask me how many times I've thought of these scenarios♡♡
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gojosbf · 6 months
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cadaver-art · 2 months
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I HATE THEM AGHHHHHH (i would die for them)
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just-jordie-things · 7 months
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hey jordie :) can i have jjk boys when you wipe off his kisses just to see his reaction? 🤭
GOJO SATORU
if you wipe his kiss off your face, you will be attacked. hollow purple with more kisses.
you did it as a joke ofc, simpling brushing your fingers over your cheek where satoru had casually left a little kiss. and you're not surprised when he gapes at you in offense. but before you can laugh it off and tell him you were only trying to get a rise out of him, he's tackling you into the couch cushions and smothering you in kisses.
these kisses are more deserving of getting wiped off of course, they're loud and wet and he's shouting a dramatic "mwah! mwah!" between each one.
(if this happens in your shared apartment with megumi and tsumiki just down the hall, they're racing to shut their doors)
"you don't lave to like it, but you will accept my love!"
"satoru! i was only messing with you!" you screech as you try to paw him off of you.
"well i didn't like it" his kisses soften as they pepper over your nose.
"you mess with me all the time" you huff.
"yeah, well, that's okay. cause it's me"
your eyes are rolling, but when he leans in to give you a proper kiss, you can't help but reciprocate. your play-kiss-fighting definitely turns into a full and proper makeout session. ___
FUSHIGURO MEGUMI
pls don't wipe his kiss away. he will not take it as a joke. he will think he did something wrong.
he'd just sat next to you on a bench in the courtyard. you were reading your book and he had nothing better to do than keep you company- which happened to be his favorite thing to do. he pecks your cheek softly and casually in greeting, and when he saw you raise your hand to wipe at the spot, his heart plummets.
you don't turn to him, opting to keep an eye on him in your peripheral, so you don't quite catch the way he's crestfallen by your action.
"everything okay, sweetheart?" he asks gently, hoping maybe you'd just had a rough day and it had nothing to do with him.
"yeah, i'm fine" you hum nonchalantly before turning a page.
megumi frowns.
"did i do something?" he asks, disappointment smothering his tone. "are you upset with me?"
you're abandoning your book then, head swiveling quickly and eyes wide as you realize he was taking your little joke all wrong.
he looks so hurt, you couldn't bear to keep up with the bit any longer.
"no- gumi i was just messing," you say, setting your book aside to scoot closer to him, laying your hands around his jaw comfortingly. "it was just a joke, i'm sorry"
he wants to scoff at your idea of humor- this one really rivaled gojo's- but he sticks with the dramatics and pouts further as he leans into the warmth of your hands.
"but you wiped my kiss away," he sighs. "you sure you haven't fallen out of love with me?"
your lips part in anguish before you're seizing forward, catching his lips with yours passionately, deeply, making sure to pour every ounce of your love for him into it. he's trying to keep up the act of pouting at you but it's a bit harder with the butterflies and whatnot. he has a feeling you've seen right through him when you give him a look for his blushing cheeks and lazy little half-grin. ___
OKKOTSU YUUTA
wipe his kiss away and he'll just give you another one real quick. because, of course, he wants his kiss to stick to your cheek for the rest of the day so you can carry it with you while he's away from you.
so loverboy kisses you a second time in the same spot. and once again, the back of your hand smears it off.
he frowns, but doesn't say anything. simply leans over a third time and kisses you again. it's difficult to keep yourself from laughing as you repeat your action.
this time, yuuta doubles down. he cups your face and turns your attention towards him so you can see his deep frown and furrowed brows. then he turns your head so your cheek is presented to him once more, and he places a soft kiss there. he can feel your skin heating up in his hands, and then he's smiling, happy to have an effect on you still.
"don't wipe my kiss away," he mumbles, placing another one there for good measure. "makes me feel bad"
you giggle, taking one of his hands in yours and squeezing it affectionately.
"i was only teasing, you know" you tell him.
he lets out a strangled, fake little laugh.
"yeah," he scoffs. "yeah, i knew that" he says, in a not very believable manner.
you try not to laugh too much at him, opting instead to press a sweet kiss to his lips to keep yourself from doing so. ___
INUMAKI TOGE
thinks it's sort of funny when you wipe his kiss off. were his lips too moisturized for your liking? did he smear a little on your cheek? he immediately assumes it's some silly reason like that, not assuming for a second that you could be upset with him.
so when you wipe at your cheek and go back to what you were intently doing without a word or even a second glance, toge's pulling his collar down again...
... and licking your cheek.
"toge!" you scold, wiping the wetness away with the back of your hand. it was annoying, sure, but you can't help but laugh at how proud his little grin is. "what was that for?"
he wipes at his own cheek the way you had previously when you wiped his kiss away. you roll your eyes and huff.
"it was a joke," you explain through a smile. "i was just messing with you, to see what you'd do. i didn't think you'd lick me!"
he brightens then, happy that you hadn't wiped away his kiss for any other reason. when he leans in and kisses your cheek a few more times, he's glad you let him, and you leave them there, too. ___
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owwllly · 1 month
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talking to future gojo and geto
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vexonli · 3 months
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My best friend... my one and only.
WIP
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sonarspace · 1 month
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who else up thinking about fem satosugu..
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art by @/sugurusboobs on twitter / x
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justrustandstardust · 1 month
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i saw an incredible post on tiktok and i wanted to expand on it, because it's genuinely amazing. all the credit to @noesbf on tt for the idea that inspired these thoughts.
geto's character is threaded through with motifs of consumption. he takes things in, whether they be curses or daughters, and is spurred by intense empathy that ends up going in the "wrong" direction once he takes the entire jujutsu world under his wing.
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when we're introduced to him in hidden inventory, our first glimpse is of him consuming a curse. he's also alone, in a dark alleyway, a symbolic image that parallels his journey throughout the story. he's a consumptive force, a facet of his being that ultimately leads to his undoing because he consumes the responsibility of "saving" the strong, who are burdened by the weak.
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gojo, on the other hand, repels. he's an outward force, extending out a physical barrier that creates distance between his body and the world. where geto invites, gojo rejects. their abilities are constructed as diametrically opposed to one another's.
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through the motif of gojo's abilities, this image captures their consume/repel dynamic in a singular shot. after riko's death, gojo leans into red, which repels. he focuses on growing stronger and in doing so, isolates himself from the world (and subsequently, geto). on the other hand, geto leans into blue, which aligns with the consumptive nature of his character. he harbours riko's death inside of himself and it festers, like a curse.
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black holes are all-consuming vacuums. they subsume everything around them and create an inescapable vortex— once you're pulled in, you're never getting out. it will literally eat you and in doing so, makes you an everlasting part of it.
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white holes, on the other hand, function in opposition to black ones along the same axis. where black holes pull, white holes push. nothing can enter them; they're doomed to a lonely eternity because of the force that holds the universe at a distance. nothing outside of it can affect what goes on within, yet it affects everything around it.
however, white holes can be subsumed by black holes. while nothing can enter them, if a white hole were to cross paths with a black hole, its consumptive force is so powerful that it would eat them too.
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after geto and gojo experience a rapture in their relationship, gojo withdraws from the world, holding everyone at a literal and figurative distance. yet, even while he's alone, he's endlessly drawn towards geto. his eyes are bound but his soul isn't— it's tied to the piece of him inside of someone else, and gojo visibly feels the pull.
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white/black holes also correspond to the colours associated with gojo and geto's characters (they align with their yin/yang dynamic, where yin (black) symbolizes darkness & the moon and yang (white) symbolizes light & the sun).
yin/yang are more than two halves; they form an indivisible whole. they become one another: light turns to dark, the moon replaces the sun in the sky, life transitions into death only to be born as life again.
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if two celestial bodies exert oppositional forces upon each other, they function in equilibrium. geto's consumption was growing alongside gojo's repelling, reaching an event horizon when he took the lives of 112 villagers and forcing the two of them out of equilibrium. he continued to consume (curses, money, vulnerable people through his cult) until he died and took gojo's soul with him.
consumption can only exist if there's a repellant force pushing back. geto and gojo are not opposites, instead, they each contain the other— every yin has yang within it and vice versa.
they are borne of each other, they are unknowable without the other. they are more than matching; together, they are complete.
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ahresprite · 3 months
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