there's an alternate universe where north pole high school is tormented by the will of several eldridge gods, and hatchetfield high school is the setting of a shitty film franchise they all hate on

So I’m assuming Pete works at the Cineplex?

Kim Whalen Kris Kringle. I think it would be funny.

*watching Santa Claus is Going to High School*

Peter: Why is Noel still okay with going out with him after finding out he’s Santa?! He’s too old for her!

Ruth: Hey, I’d be happy for an older man to put me on his naughty list.

Richie: If I were Noel, I’d immediately ask him if the elves get paid or if he’s running a holly jolly sweatshop.

Steph: Oh, sweat shop for sure! Look at the actor playing Kris Kringle. He looks like he’s done some shit, and he’s dating a girl, like, one thousandth of his age. That Santa has no room to judge anyone.

CRACK THEORY: The Hatchetfield “Show-Within-The-Show”s Are Each Hints About The Next Musical

Okay, there’s so many real-world reasons why this theory is bullshit. But it kinda’ works and it’s definitely fun, so bear with me (below the cut because it's a couple of paragraphs)

In TGWDLM, Workin’ Boys is about a group of people trapped in the capitalist (business) system, struggling with the gaping holes in their emotional/personal lives (mostly from missing each other) as time takes them away from their college selves.

While a lot of Starkid’s work critiques the capitalist system in one way or another, no show goes as hard in that direction as Black Friday. It’s all about people caught up in the capitalist grind. And Wiggly preys upon the holes created in people’s hearts by the realities of life, capitalism, grief, and the passage of time, some of the same things that plague the Workin’ Boys.

Also in Black Friday, we have Santa Claus Is Going to High School, in which Kris Kringle goes to high school and becomes a star athlete, helping Northville High go up against their nemesis South Heights. Nerdy Prudes Must Die also revolves around high school students, many of whom are caught up in a sports rivalry of their own. Also, Kris Kringle is an ancient, powerful being who assumes the form of a high schooler, just like the Lords in Black in their one Nerdy Prudes appearance.

So, pretending this theory is true, what are the ✨implications✨ of The Barbecue Monologues? They deal with the food industry, a character disconnected from their own past (I know that’s Trevor fudging his line, but whatever), and a woman who longs to perform and be the center of attention. What else in Hatchetfield ties all of that together? Who works(/has worked) in the food industry, has a shrouded past (albeit not to herself), and was likely once a performer who so cherished being known by others that the Lords in Black accepted that human connection as a sacrifice?

The next Hatchetfield musical will be about Miss Holloway.

i think each photo i take of mittens guy just gets progressively worse

I love a good play within the play. Hamlet Shakespeare understood this but also Horror parody musical series Hatchetfield gets it

I like to apply Richpez to pretty much any Lauren Lopez/Joey Richter pair of characters to see how funny it is. Like yeah, there's Ron and Draco, and that's pretty funny, but there's also Linda and Uncle Wiley, Bug and Bugette, Jingle and Jangle, and my personal favourite, Craphole and the baby buffalo he shoots.

cheer potential <3

Michie this barnroe that, Ppl are sleeping on the real toxic Hatchetfield ship - Noelle x Jacqueline Frost.

Love you!

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Guys it's the first of December, you know what that means...

It's only a matter of time 'til Christmas break (hallelu-hallelu-hallelu-hallelujah)

Deck The Halls Of Northville High slaps unreasonably hard and I don’t see enough people acknowledge that

Santa Poll

Chris Kringle propaganda

Hogfather propaganda

clivesdale loves santa claus goes to highschool

fuck them

Rip Becky Barnes, you would have loved those 2 hours long videos of people recaping unhinged movies.