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#I made this to cheer me up#sekiro#sekiro shadows die twice#genichiro ashina#isshin ashina#wolf sekiro#kuro#divine child#I hate that damn chicken#I haven’t skinned my knee in years and I did today#out there is a rock with my dna on it#got flogged the day before too#same leg#f my leg ig
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i went to the thrift store and now i need a nap but unfortunately now i have to do the actual purpose of this trip which was go buy food. i was gonna go to a real grocery store but im going to target instead bc the real grocery store involves walking 15 minutes through like a random area that i don't know very well (read don't know literally at all) and my leg hurts <3 really bad <3 so instead im taking the risk of being out after dark but less walking so hopefully better
#id do the walk if i weren't in so much pain rip#this happened last time too#same leg#same spot#it like just fucking stopped hurting too#ive walked likeee 15 min already plus walking around the thrift store
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Top 3 ways to pronounce "worms":
woims (old-timey New York gangster)
wurrums (Scottish)
weuhrms (bad French accent like the narrator from spongebob)
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you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.
#need a fic where zoro genuinely does marry sanji on wci without planning it#type of thing to happen to goofy pre ts zoro#zoro in the same mindset in which he created the usopp sword: well i didn't mean to but i guess this solves the immediate problem#and ofc he just rolls with it#they look at each other after the dust settles like. hey wtf was that. and immediately blame each other#pre relationship AND feelings realisation on both sides#dont get me wrong i love fake relationship that becomes real but hear me out#legal accidental relationship thats extremely convenient and also funny until you pavlov yourself into being in love#vinsmoke sanji#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#zosan#one piece#sanzo#zoro
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Ah mmmm well
You know how in mermaid stories, the mermaid is typically the dumber one? I present to you the "and they were both scientists" plot.
Basically the concept is that mermechs and regular mechs can't talk to each other. But luckily even if they speak different languages they still use the same math~
I discovered a bunch of simpatico mer-fics. So. I wanted to do something with this concept too haha. If some physicist happens to read this - feel free to laugh at me. I know nothing about science👍
I don’t know if I’ll continue this thing. Should I. Idk. It’s midnight I might be going crazy lol. I made that cover anyway bc I love making covers hehe
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#transformers#maccadam#our language of science#listen#Im not insane I swear#I mean I’m not THAT insane haha#mermaid mechs are fucking weird but l i s t e n Arachnid from tfp is basically the same#she’s like…half humanoid half spider#she has this mode without her humanoid legs#which is basically makes her..like…centaur. But spider. Spider centaur. Or spider mermaid#half of her body is humanoid and half is spider. And I’m going to use this knowledge for my defence okay??#Because if she can have her spider half then other mechs can do the similar thing. In theory#okay I’m done proving the right of my vision to live#mtmte#lost light#perceptor#tf perceptor#brainstorm#tf brainstorm#simpatico#Chromedome#tf chromedome#yeah the whole world thinks mermaids are stupid but listen#I want smart mermaids okay. I want them to have their whole hidden civilisation. To be scientists#engineers#you know#I’m tired of (oh human need to teach this fish) I want the fish to be teaching the human#Btw Brainstorm basically found a mistake Perceptor made#ahahahehe#okay I’m done I need to get some sleep
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Unnaturally soft Zosan bc they gotta start being nice to each other at some point
#Their wedding outfits are based off of clockwork island adventure!!#Also I swear they’re about the same height but Sanjis pose just makes him look smaller haha#zosan#ronoroa zoro#zoro#sanji#black leg sanji#art#digital art#my art#fanart#drawing#digital illustration#one piece#2022 me looking at this like what happened here#never did I think id be this invested in Onepiece but I’m having a great time so no regrets
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#hades 2#hades#artemis#melinoe#please please please let me court artemis i'm begging#i was confused at the color choice of Artemis's sash until i noticed Melinoe's leg band#they have the same green tassels at the waist too???
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this is killugon yuri
#hxh#huntress x huntress#genderbend#killua zoldyck#gon freecss#killugon#my art#this is YURI this is GIRL killua and GIRL gon#I KNOW THEY LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME BUT ITS NOT MY FAULT THEY ALREADY LOOK LIKE THAT IN CANON#like the only difference is that killua has a slightly longer hair (im not delusional) and gon wears leggings
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#spn#supernatural#dean winchester#sam winchester#supernatural fanart#spn fanart#my art#contributing to to the ecosystem#this started with me obsessing over the visual silhouette of jackles' bowed legs and ended with a reference collection in the hundreds#i have a cas and crowley lined up in the same style so back to the mines with me#art
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the fine people of bsd tumblr have asked for fem skk and i shall give it to them
#bsd one of the realest animes out there for having unisex outifits i didn't have to change anything (yes this probably defeats the point)#i normally hate feminized male characters bc nine times out of ten they become hypersexualized and/or lose their og outfit#bc ladies can't wear pants?? god forbid. no. give them a miniskirt or ridiculously skintight see through leggings/stockings#i was extremely normal drawing this tbh. i totally wasn't falling in love w my own sketch. god i love women <33#also if any one of you points out that chuuya looks the same but w longer lashes i will cry😭#i couldn't give him long hair he looked too different pls hear me out ik i robbed you guys but pls forgive me#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#soukoku#skk#fem soukoku#fem skk#(<- is that a tag???)#bsd#lotus draws
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Can’t sleep so time to doodle some critters
#poppy playtime#dogday#catnap#saw a post that showed Dogday is as big as Catnap#minus the legs#he’s a big boy#a good boy#but if they are both the same size then I can only assume they all are#might doodle what the others could possibly look like#maybe#rtcc draws
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Harley has a relapse.
Well, up until she realizes the teenager she kidnapped needs help.
She hadn't meant to, she really hadn't. But.
There'd been a store alarm, smoke had started filling the aisles, there were gunshots, she'd gotten scared taken by surprise, and someone was laughing nonstop.
Very abruptly, she was back under the Joker's thumb, and the only way to survive was to play along so hard she herself believed it.
Later, she'd learn it was a bunch of teenagers from out of town lighting the firecrackers that had been on display for the Chinese New Year.
But she'd kidnapped another teen, one that had nothing to do with it.
She was outpacing the Bats with said teen thrown over her shoulder, when she started to slow down.
His ribs kept digging into her shoulder, and he wasn't putting up a fight. He wasn't even panicking.
That was...not right. That was not something that had ever happened when she'd been with the Joker.
She came to a complete stop.
She put the kid down on his feet.
She noted the lack of baby fat, even though the kid definitely wasn't even sixteen. Bruises that disappeared into his shirt. Dead, almost bored eyes that stared back at her, blurred by clear sleep deprivation. Scars that did not look good on a civilian. The world-weary expectation the kid held himself with, like getting hit was going to happen and he just had to be prepared for it.
"Babe, you back?" Ivy asked, voice tentative.
Harley turned and pointed at the kid.
"I want this one."
Or; Danny was getting beat up by his bullies, got kidnapped by a lady with wild eyes, went with it because he didn't really want to be with the school group anymore, and now said lady is trying to adopt him because he's "too skinny".
Later, when he's awake enough to understand that Harley Quinn and Batman are fighting over who gets to adopt him, he realizes this is a good opportunity to get Dani a family, considering he's taken. (If anyone can keep tabs on her and make sure she's safe it's Batman after all) (But if she doesn't like Batman he just knows she'll love Harley)
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#phanfic#story prompt#he's skinny cuz the home meals fight back#it was a school trip trope thing#sam and tucker were able to get out of it#danny's so jealous#harley wants to pull a bruce#bruce wants to pull a bruce#he was clocking the same shit she was at the same time#his parents actually do love him tho so neither of them have a leg to stand on
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Prompt 274
You know what is fun? Baby Ghost Jason. You know what could be even more fun? Ghosts are Dragons.
Jason? Aware of none of this.
He was on comms, y’know listening and rolling his eyes at Dickwing, who used his real name, really Dick, he mocks. It’s just a stakeout, nothing new there, honestly boring when he could be blowing something up instead. It should have just been a stakeout.
Yet there’s something suddenly there, something behind him. Something that causes his hair to stand on end and his comms to spark into static like some sort of horror movie. Something, something with clawed hands with corpse-pale skin tipped in black, stained or dead or something else, tilting his head up and up and up as he’s frozen.
“A child, out here? Alone?” a voice crackles, hisses, hums, and purrs, somehow all at once, unnatural in its tone. He can’t move, he needs to move, he has to move, but it’s like the space around him has gone cold and dead, like he’s stuck in the Pits once more as claws hold his head and his vision blurs. “Sleep, child. Rest- we’ll be home soon.”
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Ghosts are Dragons#Halfa Jason#Not Ghost King Danny#Ancient of Space Danny#Jason: If I just got kidnapped by fae because Dick said my name I’m going to riot#Halfas have human-ish forms#Danny has four arms like Pandora & floating horns like Frostbite & same scale patterns as Clockwork#He’s cooing over the little Star Core Jason#Jordan & Ellie: Oh a new sibling? You give us sibling to tease? Yessss gooood#Pariah looking down at this scrap of a teen now forced into dragon form for his health: Ah yes another grandson#Jason has no clue what’s going on he’s very overwhelmed right now#Danny was not the one to nab Jason but it’s his child now look how cute#sun core dan#moon core ellie#space core danny#star core jason#a lil celestial body flock of dragons <3#Jason is like a chonky amphiptere-esque dragon#long serpentine with feathered wings but also has legs#six chubby catterpillar-esque ones and long curved talons
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one piece had an active fanbase before I was born which is kinda crazy to me. sanji's been getting dicked down for longer than I've been alive. incredible
#inspired by me reading some of the older zs doujins and seeing like#“originally written in 2001” in the translators notes#shoutout to sanji for taking it like a champ for like 25 slutty slutty years#to think people wrote zosan fics when i was an infant and now twenty years later im doing the same thing...#kinda makes me emotional tbh#one piece#vinsmoke sanji#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#zosan#sanji#sanzo
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First post of 2024, keeping it real, keeping it gay
This is very much a recreation of this post on tiktok, and a big thank you <3 to @helsensm for basically putting the worm in my head to do this (luv u)
#mortal kombat#raiden#kung lao#railao#mk1#mk raiden#mk kung lao#my art#I should do more of these!!!!! They are fun gad dammit#in other news#I'm still sick and I managed to get better and worse at the same time?#like yeah the yucky stuff it's clearly moving around now that's good#my legs are dying but that's fine I don't need them today
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likes the smell of pineapple-scented air fresheners while (sort of) implying that he doesn’t like real pineapples
likes drinking out of pineapple cups
??? i don’t know what to make of this but the presence of the pineapple seems intentional
hates the combination of pineapple and ham
...why does this man have a more complicated relationship with a god damn fruit than some shows have between its own characters???
#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt#equishit#if anyone has anymore pineapple-related donnie moments feel free to add on#im still trying to wrap my head around this#i bring up the pineapple cup bc at first i thought he was allergic to the husk bc of the swollen leg but he's touching it directly just fine#and also bc if i had a nickel for every time donnie and pineapples were mentioned in the same scene#i'd have 4 nickels which is a weirdly high amount
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