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#huxlbaer#gay mature#salt and pepper dads#handsome daddy#muscle daddy#fit daddy#mature muscle#olderguy#older male
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the transition of pedro pascal from dilf to super dilf in the last of us time skip….to me that was cinema
#the transition from disgruntled construction worker dad to salt and pepper dystopia dad was……that was cinema to ME#the last of us#tlou#pedro pascal#m
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What's the matter Mr. Lenz, cat got your toungue?
#billy lenz#Dilf Billy Lenz#This was kinda lazy put I'm also kinda proud of this????#Realized you can't really see his grays in my pencil drawings so I made this to compensate#Salt and pepper hair>>>>>>> anything else#Dad bods>>>>>>>>> anything else#Ok good night#My art
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dilf avery? 😳
I’ve drawn Avery in his dilf era before but it wouldn’t hurt for me to draw him like this more often
#his hair gets all salt n pepper just like his dad��s and it makes me emo#and he lets his hair grow out and starts pushing it back#albeit poorly#he’s never heard of hair product his hair just gets oily fast#and it’s not visible but I think he lets his chest hair grow out once he gets older too#really embraces the whole dilf thing#avery#asks
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Even an orphaned baby monkey can find a new herd of his own.
And a warrior from a different world can find love, so far from home.
fUCK I forgot about this post
#don’t tag as shad/wp/ach#monkie kid#the little warrior au#lmk oc: zhuāng jié#lmk oc: chángbìyuán#lmk oc#monkie kid au#sun wukong#six eared macaque#lwau liu er#also hello swk’s first appearance in the lwau nice to see#also first time I’ve really drawn young liu er post-losing his dad I keep forgetting this au is only 10 months old#I have mixed feelings about how I drew this but I’ve had the idea behind it for a lil bit#salt n pepper#Two Old Spirits
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OOC | Dad Fact #3
Glenn’s not really a Halloween guy, mostly because of his attachment to Christmas. In fact, Halloween was the day he hung up his outdoor Christmas decorations; after Nick was done trick-or-treating, the two of them would stay up late to celebrate and hang these things up.
#ooc post#glenn close dndads#dndads#dad fact#ask blog#((OOC: also!! new pfp <333 had to embrace glenns salt-and-pepper hotness#((old man (derogatory)#dndads versa
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just buzzed my hair and DAMN I am graying
#my dad started going gray in his 20s so it makes sense that i would be early#it wasnt nearly this bad last time i cut my hair tho#maybe it's just the lighting in dad's bathroom? or maybe the last however long has been especially bad lol#im only 33 yall and i am halfway to salt and pepper i swear to god#mar vs this mortal coil
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#gay mature#salt and pepper dads#handsome daddy#muscle daddy#fit daddy#mature muscle#olderguy#older male
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God I saw the Hottest Man at the restaurant, I’m still thinking about him like 3 hours later
#definitely a dad with kids and a wife but god.#the salt and pepper hair….#he reminded me soooooo much of this really attractive psychology teacher I had in high school. like literally they could be twins
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rb pls trying to prove my dad wrong
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well. this has been a humbling experience. just found some obviously gray hairs at my temples. I'm in my (very) early twenties. so much fun :) (<- me smiling to hide the pain)
#listen my grandma is 73 and has zero gray and i would swear on my life that she doesn't dye it#so i had HOPED i got those genes#but alas i have my dad's hair apparently#he went salt and pepper gray at like 25#ah well#not the worst i suppose#maybe this is just a chance to finally take the plunge and dye it a cool color ahhaahha#katie’s sleep deprived ramblings
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#muscle bear#hairy chest#goatee daddy#woof woof#salt and pepper#dad bod#dads best friend#hot neighbor
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whats the move for convincing my mom to let me play creature feature songs at her halloween party
#shes approved jonathan coulton and jack stauber so far.#i know im not gonna get anywhere with ice nine kills because this is a party full of rural republican middle aged people#and i think screamo would genuinely kill some of them bc they think its devil music. not even joking there.#i feel like creature feature is toeing a thin line. my mom is cool and enjoys fun things.#my dad will tolerate it and reluctantly enjoy it if he gives it a chance.#i do not like 90% of their friends so if i have to sit here &endure their awful party well then i should at least be in charge of the music#my halloween playlist is 8 hours long and a solid 2-3 hours of it is creature feature. whats the move here boys#im thinking about pulling a john mulaney salt and pepper diner move.#sprinkle in creature feature with songs like monster mash and thriller and hope nobody notices.#im losing my mind a little bit rn but god damn it im going to enjoy myself some halloween music#WAIT I FORGOT. IVE ALREADY SNUCK ONE (1) CREATURE FEATURE SONG IN BECAUSE THEY DID A COVER OF GRIM GRINNING GHOSTS.#WE HAVE AN ENTRY POINT. THE FOUNDATIONS ARE CRUMBLING#my new hobby is exposing white conservatives in my area to devil music . my party now
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my botany professor said his dad was from akron ohio i wonder if he knows foggy nelson
#for context this was in reference to my prof being taught by his dad to put salt and pepper on cantaloupe#so uhhhh new foggy hc i suppose#bugs4brains
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