#my new hobby is exposing white conservatives in my area to devil music . my party now
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whats the move for convincing my mom to let me play creature feature songs at her halloween party
#shes approved jonathan coulton and jack stauber so far.#i know im not gonna get anywhere with ice nine kills because this is a party full of rural republican middle aged people#and i think screamo would genuinely kill some of them bc they think its devil music. not even joking there.#i feel like creature feature is toeing a thin line. my mom is cool and enjoys fun things.#my dad will tolerate it and reluctantly enjoy it if he gives it a chance.#i do not like 90% of their friends so if i have to sit here &endure their awful party well then i should at least be in charge of the music#my halloween playlist is 8 hours long and a solid 2-3 hours of it is creature feature. whats the move here boys#im thinking about pulling a john mulaney salt and pepper diner move.#sprinkle in creature feature with songs like monster mash and thriller and hope nobody notices.#im losing my mind a little bit rn but god damn it im going to enjoy myself some halloween music#WAIT I FORGOT. IVE ALREADY SNUCK ONE (1) CREATURE FEATURE SONG IN BECAUSE THEY DID A COVER OF GRIM GRINNING GHOSTS.#WE HAVE AN ENTRY POINT. THE FOUNDATIONS ARE CRUMBLING#my new hobby is exposing white conservatives in my area to devil music . my party now
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