dilf avery? 😳

I’ve drawn Avery in his dilf era before but it wouldn’t hurt for me to draw him like this more often

At least I won't talk your ear off like March

being a girl at sex and a bro at the drive thru is a fine line but someone’s gotta walk it

som fanart for @plastic-oasis 's au/fanfic :3

Imagine if in Hauntswitch (If/When it comes into existence) when Jude goes to the attic Dammek just fucking points a gun at him. (Artist's rendition below)

I feel greedy asking for more when you’ve already posted so many snippets, but if you’re okay with it…🌧️

🌧️Share something angsty from your WIP.

The pasta hit the water with a satisfying sizzle. Even though it'd been two years since Roy had been personally victimized by a meal plan, the novelty of eating pasta was one he'd learned to treasure. He turned down the heat. As the bubbles dispersed, the sound of Jamie's voice again picked up from the living room, where from the sound of it Matilda's parents owned quite a nice house. Roy snorted as Jamie pitched his voice higher. He was really going for it now, trying to sell the dialogue of the little girl and landing somewhere in the vicinity of Rebecca Welton with a sore throat: "'I don't see how sawdust can help you to sell second-hand cars, Daddy.'" The next voice was gruff, sloped lower as if it were stolen from Roy's own vocal chords, "'That's because-'" The voice ground to a halt. Roy opened his eyes curiously. Before him, the water simmered in a contented roil. From the living room, the rustling of someone adjusting themselves on the couch. Jamie cleared his throat, and it was uncomfortable, strangled sound. "You alright there, Phoebe?" "I'm fine," Phoebe answered. A question mark lingered under her words. "We can keep going." "Right. Right," Jamie agreed. He cleared his throat again. Coughed. When he picked back up, his voice was flat and matter-of-fact: "'That's because you're an ignorant little twit.'" He stopped again, or Roy thought he did. It was hard to tell over the sudden ringing in his ears. "Matilda's dad's a bit of a prick, ain't he, Phoebe?" "He's awful," Phoebe agreed eagerly. "Didn't you see the movie?"

comic spoilers for Chains of Harrow (click image for better quality)

having long hair that is also thick is a fucking nightmare when it comes to heat sensitivity issues. but goddamn is it fun to make it go SWOOSH SWOOSH SWOOSH around your shoulders

FELLAS. IS IT GAY TO--

....... to do whatever this is????

'Cause it seems gay.

i like to imagine im a little pikmin and i make the ‘pikmin’ noise all the time and because im a pikmin its normal and nobody judges it… i want to be a little pikmin and hug my friends and give them gifts and Talk a lot and make random noises.. is that too much to ask…

Excerpts from the article "Artemis Fowl: Posthumanism for Teens" by Anna Bugajska

ough. morning. hellos persons or mayhaps even peoples reading this

i’m trying to get back into the habit of posting on here regularly rather than saving all my asinine thoughts for twitter but man i just don’t have shit to say anymore now that i’ve become a boring employed adult

ALSO I’ve been drawing my beautiful incredible sad little oc his name is DX-4 which is short for a longer code that I did not memorize at all

I don't think Greta Gerwig or Margot, or indeed the Barbie movie itself, deserve most of their nominations let alone more

im sorry but I actually love nuance, i love people who live their lives thinking about caveats and endless possibilities in the world around them because it means that there are still people who think about someone other than themselves

i love to see people ramble about exceptions and hypothesis the same way i love when people indulge my possibilities that i am forced to think, the thoughts endless