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eggsaladstain · 1 year

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cannot stop laughing at the thought of kaz brekker going abroad chasing a big payday only to end up embroiled in a civil war in a country he doesn’t give a shit about facing off against shadow monsters and countless other horrors way above his pay grade with essentially a long stick for a weapon

genuinely the trailer is so fucking funny because you have alina flexing her powers and shooting light out of her hands and inej twirling her blades and jesper shooting with deadly precision and wylan with his big flashy explosives and matthias looking jacked in an mma fight and then there’s kaz just wailing on some dudes with his cane and swinging it around like a baseball bat

#kaz brekker #grishaverse #shadow and bone #six of crows #sab season 2 #inej ghafa #alina starkov #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #sab crack #shadow and bone crack

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glitter50000 · 10 months

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#sab crack #shadow and bone #shadow and bone netflix #malina #darklina #the darkling #alina starkov #mal oretsev

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imruination · 11 months

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I’ll wait here. @glitter50000 @greensaplinggrace

#I had to #sab crack #shadow and bone #the darkling #mal oretsev #malina

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greensaplinggrace · 11 months

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the man deserved to rest in peace 😔🙏🏽

#aleksander morozova #the darkling #shadow and bone #sab #grishaverse #myramblings #sab crack

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elena-gilbert · 2 years

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DARKLINA + text messages 🌘

#darklinadaily #darklina #shadowandboneedit #sabedit #shadowandbonecentral #dailyshadowandbone #the darkling #alina starkov #thegrishaversenet #shadow and bone #userburn #userlolo #otpsource #sab crack #darklinatext #my creations

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ragingstillness · 11 months

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L*igh wants us to think Aleksander favors the corporalki because he’s a violent evil dude but I call bullshit. Clearly Aleksander is expressing his daddy issues because his father was a heartrender.

#sab crack #sab funny #aleksander morozova #the Darkling #s&b #grishaverse #shadow and bone

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cinderstw · 1 year

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My favourite thing about shadow and bone s2 is that, no matter what is happening or who is fighting, Wylan just carries his backpack around like a kid whose got REALLY lost on his first school trip…

#shadow and bone #sab #shadow and bone season 2 #wylan #six of crows #he always looks so concerned too #just cracks me up 😂😂😂

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hiddenvioletsgrow · 7 months

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im sorry but this is the funniest scene in the whole show. mal looking like he woke up from the worst nap ever, alina acting like she didn't just do the ONE thing she promised not to do and nina doing kaz's bombastic sideeye because that was not natural

#grishaverse #shadow and bone #shadow and bone spoilers #sab #alina starkov #nina zenik #malyen oretsev #six of crows #malina #mal oretsev #shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone crack

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zaritarazi · 1 year

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i’ve been thinking about this for 48 hours so can anyone tell me if this is anything

#helnik #kanej #soc crack #six of crows #sab spoilers

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northstarkov · 1 year

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The Darkling + text posts

#the darkling #aleksander morozova #shadow and bone #sab #mmedit #ben barnes #sabedit #shadowandboneedit #thedarklingedit #crack post #text post

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aquitainequeen · 1 year

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Shadow and Bone higher-ups: Ben, no.

Ben Barnes: Ben, yes.

Shadow and Bone higher-ups: You can't say 'I have seen what you truly are, and I have never turned away. I never will. Can they say the same?' There's no point to it now.

Ben Barnes: It's on my list of lines from the books. I need to say it.

Shadow and Bone higher-ups: Yes, but Mal's so different from the books now and he's been nothing but helpful, loving and supportive; the whole speech literally makes no sense any more because Mal hasn't turned away. You're just going to look stupid.

Ben Barnes: You mean more stupid than any of the other things you've got me doing and saying throughout this season?

Shadow and Bone higher-ups: ......

Ben Barnes: Yeah. Didn't think so.

#no hate for the season on my part!#just #some of the stuff they have the characters saying...#shadow and bone spoilers #sab spoilers #ben barnes #apparently he pushed for these lines quite hard #and good for him!#even if they literally don't fit in the plot any longer #general kirigan #the darkling #aleksander morozova #shadow and bone #shadow and bone crack

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eggsaladstain · 1 year

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jesper nonchalantly dodging tolya’s sword vs mal fighting for his life (twice!!) was so funny to me, as is tolya refusing to just holster it to his hip or something

like, yes king, take up space! inconvenience those around you!

#sabedit #tolya yul bataar #shadowandboneedit #shadow and bone #six of crows #jesper fahey #mal oretsev #grishaverse #sab crack #shadow and bone crack #edits

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glitter50000 · 8 months

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“sometimes I wonder how I’ll taste” “I can help with that”