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bite-sized-devil · 2 years

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Obey me! Boys that would eat Play-Doh when playing with it: Mammon, Beel... And Satan (for research purposes of course),

Lucifer is the one who made it.

Levi is filming the first two eating it.

Asmo is crying because Levi isn't filming him

Belphie feel asleep on MC's lap while Lucifer was making it.

#obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me!#obey me #lucifer x mc #mammon x y/n #levi x mc #beel #beelzebub x reader #beel x mc #levi x reader #lucifer x reader #asmo x mc #satan x mc #this is just silly garbage. i apologies #saadie's fics 🌻#saadie's crack 🌻

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bite-sized-devil · 1 year

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Lucifer: "MC, I've invited you here for two reasons. Do you know what they are?"

MC: *Looking sideways* "Haven't the foggiest."

Lucifer: "Fine, No. 1 you cannot just throw a marble on the ground in front of all of us and announce that whoever has it at the end of the night can make love to you."

MC: "I don't think I said the words 'make love'."

Lucifer: "My apologies, 'fuck you'."

MC: *Smirking*

Lucifer: "Levi gave Mammon a broken nose, Asmo is sobbing on the couch because Belphie scratched his face."

MC: "Okay sorry, I won't do it again."

Lucifer: "Thank you."

MC: "Sooo, what was the second thing?"

Lucifer: *Smirking while holding up the marble*

MC: "Oh."

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bite-sized-devil · 2 years

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MC arriving in devildom and being introduced to everyone: "Ok let me get this straight. First; You take me from my home and all my responsibilities. Second; You make me live in this big fancy house.... For free with food and expenses paid for. Third; My 7 roommates are all beautiful men. And fourth; My only tasks are... And let me get this right... Watching and coordinating dance battles between you all?"

Diavolo: "Yes. That's correct"

Lucifer: "Any objections?"

MC: "Oh no, none at all thanks."

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bite-sized-devil · 1 year

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Summary: Mammon isn't stupid!

Asmo: *Crying on the floor.*

Mammon: "O-Oi what's wrong? Are ya alright?"

Asmo: *Sobs* "I fell!"

Mammon: "Yeah? We all fell? It's high time ya got over it!"

Asmo: "I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS YOU IDIOT!"

Everyone's out here writing amazing angst pieces about nightbringer and I'm just here having a silly little time.

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bite-sized-devil · 1 year

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MC to Levi: "Hey Levi, can you hear me?"

Levi: *Lifts headphones off his head* "Did you say something MC?"

MC: "No... I was singing."

Levi: "Oh ok, sorry!" *Puts headphones back on*

MC to Levi: "You look cute when you concentrate."

Levi: *Lifts headphones again* "Still...singing?"

MC: *Nods*

Levi: *Lowers headphones*

MC to Levi: "I'm in love with you."

Levi: *Side-eyes MC*

Asmo: "UGH! You're both pathetic!"

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bite-sized-devil · 1 year

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Lucifer: "Mammon, I just wanted to say I'm very proud of you for completing all of your assignments on time. Good job."

Mammon: "The Great Mammon doesn't need your praise! Of course I completed them, stop dick riding me."

Lucifer: "I- what?"

*Later that day*

Lucifer: "I must say Diavolo you handled that meeting quite well, my brother's were on another level today."

Diavolo: "My, my Lucifer, you certainly are riding my dick today."

Lucifer: *Hands rubbing circles into his temples* "What did you just say?"

Diavolo: "Oh it's a new phrase I heard from MC. You use it when someone is giving you praise. Isn't it fun!"

Lucifer: *Already texting MC* "Fun indeed."

....

Text from Loosey goosey: I expect to find you in my study when I get home. We need to discuss the phrases you have been teaching my brothers and the demon lord.

Text from Loosey goosey: punishment pending further investigation.

Text from human underling: can it be spanking?

"Loosey goosey is typing..."

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bite-sized-devil · 2 years

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MC, Lucifer, and Diavolo having a meeting.

MC: "Let's all stop pretending we haven't all thought about fucking each other."

Lucifer and Diavolo: *looking away*

MC: "Meet my eyes you cowards!"

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bite-sized-devil · 1 year

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Random demon walking past MC in their car: "Aww let me see the little cutie."

MC: *Moves in their seat so Asmo comes into view in the passenger seat* "Oh right here, isn't he just the cutest?"

Asmo: *Blows a kiss* "Hiya!"

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bite-sized-devil · 1 year

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Lucifer: "MC you look lovely, but are you sure you want to wear that?"

MC: "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, PRICK!" *Storms off in a huff*

Lucifer: "... I was just going to suggest a coat, the temperature has dropped significantly." *Staring after them*

Asmo: "It's not you, they've been listening to Bikini Kill." *Grabbing a coat for MC*

The bikini kill song in question:

This is very self indulgent of me. I'm seeing bikini kill soon and I've been listening to them on repeat. IT GETS ME SO WORKED UP!!! This song in particular, the music gets more violent the more that asshole talks. Whatever I'm a fan.

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bite-sized-devil · 1 year

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Mammon finds MC hanging out in Levi's room playing games with him.

MC: *Laughing at something Levi said and puts their hand on his arm.* Mammon: *Storms Off.*

Mammon: *Later in his room scream singing Good 4 U by Olivia Rodrigo* "Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy Not me, if you ever cared to ask Good for you, you're doing great out there without me, baby God, I wish that I could do that I've lost my mind, I've spent the night crying on the floor of my bathroom But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it But I guess good for you"

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bite-sized-devil · 2 years

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MC: *Relaxing with their eyes closed*

Belphie: "Rest In Peace"

MC: "But I'm not-"

Belphie: *Angrily* "I said, RIP!"