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nobigneil · 15 hours

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from yourlocalfanboy on tiktok!

#calgary expo 2024 #calgary expo #calgaryexpo #convention #panel #neil newbon #nobigneil #no big neil #keep it neil #astarion voice actor #voice actor #helldivers #helldivers 2 #neil fanboying #happy neil #s: tiktok #canada

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harveywritings92 · 1 year

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{Reaper pact au: Soap visits R/n in the Hospital after breaking her wrist tripping on her untied shoelace, This takes place before R/n makes a pact with Reaper! Ghost.}

R/n, to Soap: I’ve been in 40 accidents just this month alone. The Gods must have a plan for me.

{Neither mortal notices the dark spectral being leaning against the doorway, watching them with a bored expression.]

Ghost, speaking over Soap: Yeah, but I keep failing because you come out alive every time.

R/n: What?

{Ghost perks up, did she hear him just now?...]

Soap: What?

R/n:...You said something right?

Soap: I said some force out there really must really get they’re jollies off watching ye get hurt...

R/n: No, yo...

(She realizes that wasn’t Soap’s voice she heard.)

R/n: Uh, Never mind, I think the pain killers are just making me tired...

{The two go back to chatting.)

Ghost, stares at R/n intrigued: Hmmm, That’s new...

#s: tiktok #with some adlib added #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #call of duty 2022 #reaper pact au #reaper! Ghost #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #afab reader #john soap mactavish #platonic! Soap MacTavish #soap x reader #witch!reader

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harveyb-wabbit92 · 11 months

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(Hobie is making a video while holding a plastic tub shaped like a cartoonish cat head.)

Hobie: So... my dumb-arse was sitting here, Yeah? playin some Digimon Cyber sleuth for ten minutes and eating these gummies I found in R/n’s flat.

Hobbie, shows these yellow cat-paw shaped gummies: They’re really fucking good, they’re banana cream flavored or somethin’ right?

(He then shows the bottom of the tub reading, ‘Catnap melatonin gummies, fall asleep faster, stay asleep longer’)

Hobbie, laughs nervously: … I might not frakin’ wake up!

[Cut to a very unimpressed R/n dragging Hobie to the ER at 3 am to get his stomach pumped.]

(Context: Reader gave Hobie a spare key to her flat in case of emergencies, or y’know if he needed some laundry done or was running low on food, that’s how he got the gummies.)

#S: tiktok #spiderverse incorrect quotes #into the spider verse #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #hobie brown x reader #afab reader #spiderpunk #spiderpunk x reader #spiderman x reader #platonic x reader

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godsofhumanity · 1 year

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Hephaestus: Dio, am I ugly?

Dionysus: Nonsense. I'm looking at you right now. You're the most beautiful boy in the world.

[meanwhile]

Ares: Thena, am I ugly?

Athena: Very much.

#there are 2x kinds of siblings in this world.#hephaestus #dionysus #ares #athena #brotp #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: tiktok #queuetzalcoatl

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incorrctbleach · 2 years

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Mayuri: What was it like being there when dinosaurs roamed the Earth?

Unohana: What's it like being ugly and sad?

#s: tiktok #Mayuri Kurotsuchi #Unohana Retsu #bleach #Kurotsuchi Mayuri #retsu unohana

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ap-kinda-lit · 11 months

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Trunks: She made fun of me for getting Capri Suns and then she drank EIGHT of MY CAPRI SUNS!

Bulla: Trunks, you're 23 and you're arguing over Capri Suns!

Trunks: Mom, either you ground her or I fight her. So there's two options and my fists are already up.

#s: TikTok #incorrect quotes #incorrect dragon ball quotes #dragon ball #dragon ball super #dragon ball gt #dbs #dbgt #db gt #bulla briefs #trunks #trunks briefs #Bulma briefs #briefs kids #bra briefs

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incorrectborderlandsquotes · 1 year

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Salvador: Oh my god you so tall, you look like a giraffe.

Zer0: That's why you dead built like a baked bean.

Salvador: A baked- A BAKED BEAN?

#borderlands #tales from the borderlands #tftbl #incorrect quotes #s: tiktok #*i think* its from tiktok but im not sure #zer0 the assassin #salvador the gunzerker

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incorrecthuntingdogs · 2 years

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Dazai: I'm not saying another word without my lawyer present.

Jouno: You made yourself the lawyer.

Dazai: Exactly. And I want my present.

#bungou stray dogs #hunting dogs bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #incorrect quotes #bsd jouno #bsd dazai #s: tiktok

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littlerainbowsheltie · 1 year

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Anne: Are you a text person or a call person?

Marcy: I’m a watch the phone ringing person.

#s: tiktok #amphibia #anne boonchuy #marcy wu

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incorrectsonicquotes · 2 years

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Surge *Gesturing angrily at Dr. Starline*: "So. Just found out the world doesn't actually revolve around me. Bit fuckin' pissed off about it. What's that all about? The fuck?"

#incorrect quotes #incorrect sonic quotes #sonic the hedgehog #surge the tenrec #dr starline #submission #lawfullibertarian #s: tiktok

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beanpole-simp-bin · 2 years

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*Kid Pico competing in a race, his parents cheering him on as he runs past* Captain: Come on, Pico! Steve: You can do it! Kid Pico: I'm trying! I got little legs!

#he won second and captain tried changing that with violence #pico #sergeant john captain #private steve #tankman #s: tiktok #s: tatertot_thegoat #incorrect quotes

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nobigneil · 16 days

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