Soap: What's the weirdest way you've ever gotten into a relationship?

Ghost: Tax evasion.

Soap & R/n:....

Soap: I was gonna say I threw up on R/n's shoes, but that sounds more interesting...

R/n: Story please?

Ghost: No.

[Stolas and Y/n are having a friend date, the prince is looking for topics to talk about on his phone, despite Y/n telling him to just be himself.]

Stolas, checking his phone: Oh! here’s a good one. What’s the weirdest way you’ve gotten into a relationship?

Y/n, hesitant:...*Ahem* Tax evasion.

Stolas, very interested: Story please?

Y/n, looking around nervously: Ah, No.

[texting] Amphitrite: i'm in my chariot just thinking. Poseidon: about? Amphitrite: you. Poseidon: awwww <3 Amphitrite: nothing good tho.

[In an AU where Rangiku, Gin and Toshiro live together under one roof…]

Rangiku, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Gin, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Toshiro: What the f*ck are you guys doing?

Rangiku: Playing systemic oppression.

Sally (To Sonic): "Thanks for not saying 'based', 'cringe', and 'poggers' in front of my parents. I know that took restraint."

Shishiba: I can't believe it's really hyover.

Osaragi: He was a real hyomie.

Takamura: *incoherent muttering*

Nagumo: He's not really dead, he's just on extended hyoliday.

Kamihate: Don't get your hyopes too high.

Kanaguri: You guys are hyorrible!

Grimmjow, to Ichigo: You may have disappointed your family, the Soul Society, and god, but I for one could not be prouder.

this is how I feel when I play azure moon

A: Why is finding a needle in a haystack so difficult? All you need to do is burn the hay.

capitalistic individualism has rotted yall's brains

Just some food for thought but if your significant other does not talk to their family or about their family, it would not be a fun surprise to invite their family to your wedding without their consent. Or into your home.

R/n, to Ghost and Soap while getting her phone out: What are you thinking about right now?

Soap: Both sexes can f*ck a Pringles can, but neither can do it well...

Ghost and R/n:...

Ghost, holding take-out menus: She meant for supper, you fuckin’ pillock!

Y/n: What's the weirdest way you've ever gotten into a relationship?

Piers: Tax evasion.

Y/n &Raihan:....

Y/n: I was gonna say I threw up on Rai’s shoes, but that sounds more interesting...

Raihan: Story, please?

Piers: No.

Hades, texting: In case you were wondering, my wife and I can see you half-naked smoking from that bong through your front window across the street. Dionysus: do i look cool?

Kyoraku: Alright then I guess it's time for plan G. Soi Fon: Don't you mean plan B? Unohana: No. We already tried plan B a long time ago. It didn't work. Mayuri: And we had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Kensei: Oh, okay. And what about plan D? Komamura: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt 30 minutes ago. Shinji: A, B, C, D... What, d'ya guys even have something like a plan M? Ukitake: Yes, we do, but I don't think we should- Mayuri, deadpan: Yhwach dies in plan M. Everyone: Zaraki: Oh, I like plan M.

people wiping their accounts to keep reddit from benefiting from their content strikes me as incredibly sad. this is where we're at, forced to burn our own books because the alternative is worse. the vast amount of information that is going to just vanish forever is heartbreaking.