Twisted Wonderland as queer vines; part 2 (mostly Pomefiore, in honor of chapter 5's release)
MC/Yuu: Hey, I'm lesbian.
Malleus: I thought you were human.
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*Epel sees Rook with Fem!MC
Epel: So you like her, huh?
Rook: Yes
*Sees Rook with Vil*
Epel: So you like him now?
Rook: Yes
*When they are alone*
Epel: I don't get it, who do you like? Girls, boys...
Rook: YES
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Vil: Hey buddy, you wanna go!
Leona: Yeah, I wanna go! Let's go!
Vil: Alright, let's go out!
Leona: Wanna go on a date?
Vil: Yeah, come on let's go on a date.
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Rook: Roses are red, pickles are green...
*Bowes to Vil/any Savanaclaw student*
Rook: I love your legs, and what's in between!
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*Epel seated at a distance*
Ruggie: Come on, go talk to him.
MC/Yuu: Okay
*Walk towards Epel*
MC/Yuu: Hey
Epel: Hey...
*Points at Ruggie, he waves back*
MC/Yuu: Ruggie-senpai thinks your cute.
*Epel smiles, not even offended. RugPel walks away together (you know how it goes)*
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*Jack and Epel walks passes Pomefiore table at the cafeteria*
Pomefiore students *towards Epel*: What's up, weakling
*Jack pulls up uniform, revealing his eight packs*
Pomefiore students: Oh damn...
Look at those... *fan themselves*
*whistles*
Epel: You should run.
*Jack nod, starts running away with Pomefiore hot on his tail*
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Cater: Here I am with Sam from our school store
Cater: Is it true that the bigger the noggin', and longer the longin'
Sam: BAZINGA!
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*Rook dimes the light*
Vil: Why did you dim the lights?
Rook: To save power... and I want to suck your dick.
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Epel: Am I a girl, or am I a boy?
Epel: But damn, I am good-loo...
Ace *cuts in*: Cute?
*Glares at him, starts chasing after him*
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MC/Yuu : Story time!
*Walks into Dorm leader meeting*
MC/Yuu: Everyone in this room is entirely straight.
*Dorm leaders and Crowley stare at them*
MC/Yuu: April Fool's *Takes photo with ghost cam*
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