#robot enjoyer rambles
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I made clay kinger he’s very silly
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I love my husband average robot enjoyer so much he is the love of my life
#this totally isnt average robot enjoyer on his wifes account what do you mean#this is paint eater totally 😎😎😎#robot enjoyer rambles#i mean#uh#the paint man says his bullshit
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Hello girlies I need songs about computers/robots/AI so I can make a playlist and feel sad about it. I have a broad definition of "song about computer" here is what I have so far to show you what I mean by "broad definition"
I will explain any given song if asked
Please take this as an opportunity to recommend me songs about robots and androids and computers and such
#cassie rambles#posting this here instead of on my main because. well#i have the vaguest feeling that i have more followers who cry about sentient computer/robot here#robotposting#robots#robot#robot song#idk what to tag this with i just need to tag it with things and such so it reaches its audience and i actually fuckin get results fkjdnskjf#hello robot enjoyers#sci fi#scifi#mecha#cyborgs#robot girl
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I want to make out with a robot sloppy style
To be fair it'd always be sloppy style because I'm a human and like inherently sloppy in comparison to clean machinery BUT SHHHHHHH
I wonder if a robot would enjoy that though? Like I know us robot enjoyers kinda like focusing on how "strange" us enjoying them would be, but I hardly hear about the reversal?
A robot so enthralled with a human in the way a human is with them.
A robot fantasizing about lips pressed against its metal, intimacy in a uniquely foreign way to the way it experiences it. The thought of skin, so soft in comparison to metal, against itself.
I like the idea of a robot who's desperate to experience that stuff with a human because they want that. Not because they're stomaching it. Not because they've decided "ugh its okay I guess". But because they want to love a human the way a human would love another. And how surprised would they be if they found a human who wanted to love a robot the way it'd love another robot. :3c
AGH THIS IS GOING IN DRAFTS IT SOUNDS SO STUPID
#out of drafts and onto the blog#robot enjoyer#robot kisser#making out with a robot mentally#p03#wheatley#glados#(i tagged robots i thought about while writing this)#its that messy web that intimacy is#um new ramble tag
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I am on my knees and begging for anyone to tell me if there's any Ultrakill discord servers I could join
At this point the hyperfixation is intense enough to make me explode if I don't like. Get to talk to someone as brainrotten about it as I am fjsjnfjsksks
If there isn't any I might just go and make one my damn self (yes I am getting that desperate)
Shoutout to my friends btw who have been super sweet about my obnoxious and near constant onslaught of Ultrakill stuff lmfao
#Ultrakill#I finished my trip down the gabv1el fanfic lane and am left screaming in the void half contemplating just writing something my goddamn self#Is2g this game just really hit the robot enjoyer part of my brain that's been itching like crazy ever since portal & fnaf#Together with the dark themes and banger ost and the lore I just- fnnsnfjdnwkekdkeks#Halp#chubs rambles
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one of my fav things is the 'unlikely protagonist' who's just chillin & then they're thrust into a Situation and the whole time they're all "WHAT THE FRESH FUCK" and then they save the world
#kuni talks#random#character tropes#/gen#like seriously its very enjoyable the more confused they are while everyone around them goes like#'sasuga (character)-kun!!! 🥰' and celebrates while said character is just. at a loss#they just wanted to live through high school and now theyre piloting a robot in space#anyways ignore me jus rambling <3#delete later maybe
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Why are all my interests linking back to each other wtf
#looking thrkugh someone's twitter for pocketkitty art. two of thier moots one is a robot nephew enjoyer and the other likes limbus wtf#what is the world spinning round. about.#ah rambling
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i’m not good enough with words and,, themes? to write a super coherent post about this, but- as much as fcg attacking the party is awful and completely out of left field, i guess i’m kinda,, happy for him? he’s taken on so much of the parties trauma and it seems like he had nowhere to put it, or channel it. and as ashton said, they’re all bound to or Have snapped at some point, and clearly fcg has, and honestly seems liable to again
i think i just relate to fcg in a moment like this? being the Therapist Empathetic Good Listener Friend myself? idk, i just love that funky little guy and the party needs to get them their own therapist LMAO
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plotting how best to bring up the armored core vi trailer to my fromsoft enjoyer friends in such a way that i can infect them all with mech brainrot and convince them to try lancer
#i already have one person basically secured to play if i run a campaign#now to get 2-4 more.....#most of my friends are dark souls and dnd enjoyers so i think it's doable#before you say anything yes i am fully aware i have been rambling about this for months but the Big Robot Brainrot is real and severe#lancerposting
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Yes hello guys im very in love with The Jon tonight!!! HIT that rb button if you agree
#me when. me when. pretty golden robot boy#OUR 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY IS IN A FEW MONTHS TOO AAAAAAA#steam powered giraffe#we can all be jon enjoyers here 💗#steam powered ramblings
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I am an apple 👍
#being aplatonic is confusing#feels like i dont care about my friends enough#i am silly that is all#robot enjoyer rambles
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outis your tags are the FUNNIEST thing ive ever seen, they always bring me so much joy, thank u
AOUGGHE <333 THANK YOU FOR PROVIDING US SUCH LOVELY ART!!!!!!!
#*pulls out a comically large key* to the city (and the nukes)#asks#SMDNSMD IM GLAD MY FERAL RAMBLINGS ARE FUNNY. TRULY IT IS THE AB BRAINWORMS TAKING OVER#MSNSMDNSDS SHAKING YOUR HAND EXCITEDLY. FELLOW AB ENJOYER#I've just been rotating your latest ab drawing in my brain since i saw it. Tesseract style it's making 4d shapes in my brain. I#I need to smooch the robot MSNSDMDN#OK ENOUGH OUTTA BE HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY!!!
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Alright Fellas who wants some MM ocs
I’ll stick with like, the ones I made for the classic series to start? and even then this isn’t everyone because I’m still making and fleshing out more ocs. Putting it under a read more cuz this got kinda long.
Jazz (DTN. 000):
• The first robot of her line, and therefore the “eldest”. She acts as a lab assistant, but she also helps out with general housework and the like. In reality, she doesn’t exactly have a “set” purpose (aside from being Dr. Takahashi’s daughter), as she was built to act as one of the other prototypes created a year or so after Dr. Light introduced the world to The First. As such, Jazz considers herself more of a “Jack of all trades”, and is glad to not have one specific purpose.
Rodeo Man (DTN. 001):
• The second in the DTN line, and built for cattle herding as well as general farm work, Rodeo Man currently works on a large ranch. Acts as a big brother figure to many of the DTNs, Jazz included, and always tends to look on the bright side of things. Roadie is honest to a fault, and cannot lie to save his life. At most he can tell half truths and little white lies, but a full on fib? Nah.
If he uses his hat to cover his face it’s a dead give away there’s something he’s hiding/doesn’t want to talk about.
Crow Man (DTN. 002):
• He probably should have been named “Menace Man”, because this bird bot is probably one of the most annoying members of the DTN line you’ll meet. I’m still struggling to figure out exactly what I want his job to be? I can’t decide if I want it to have something to do with scavenging or something else. I did have the thought of him being a search-and-rescue type bot for forest areas, since Crow’s are really fucking good at remembering people. He would sell his siblings to robo-satan for one bottle cap. Not Wily though. Never Wily. He may annoy the shit out of everyone but that is a line he would never willingly cross.
Disco Man (DTN. 003):
• Built to act as a skating instructor (possibly doubles as a dj, not super sure), and the result of Dr. Takahashi’s love of the genre, Disco Man has a very flamboyant and positive personality.
He loves his job a lot, and really enjoys teaching people how to skate. I honestly think he might get along pretty well with Top Man? Gets really. Really annoyed whenever he catches Crow trying to squirrel away the shinier bits of his armor on his off days. Like excuse you I understand you’re a kleptomaniac when it comes to shiny things but leAVE MY SHIT ALONE.
Glass Man (DTN. 004):
Tentatively named Gaffer Man during development, Glass Man was built to assist in glassblowing work. I haven’t quite figured out what specifically yet, but I know when/if he ever gets a weapon he’s literally and figuratively going to be a glass canon. He can and will eat the glass making pellets and just. blow them like bubble gum. Fun forbidden snack.
Squeaks (DTN. 005):
• Squeaks was built for cave exploration and mapping, as their small stature allows them to get into tight spaces.
However because of this, this lead to them being the shortest member of the DTN line and they absolutely hate it. They’re even shorter than megaman, and he’s a child! Crow and Shark tease them nonstop about it and Squeaks always retaliates by kicking them in the shins for it.
Moth Woman (DTN. 006):
Moth is a nocturnal robot master created to pollenate flowers at night. Perpetually sleepy and soft-spoken, Moth can come off as rather spacey at times and prefers to go with the flow. However, she’s more aware of things than people give her credit for. Seriously she has so. much. dirt. that she’ll probably never use, or at the very least will share on accident. She can/does wake up in the morning, but she's much more active in the evening. During the day her perpetually sleepy/sorta high vibe is even more visible.
Base Man (DTN. 007):
Built for chemical mixing and development, Base Man works at a chemical plant. He’s very confident in his work, but so. god. damn. picky about it at the same time. Every measure has to be EXACT with this bot, otherwise he’s going to get real snippy real fast. Do you WANT to make ammonia? because you’re going to if you mix THAT chemical in. He absolutely loathes Acid Man for how he constantly jumps into the chemical tanks to check the levels of each chemical. Stop doing that you’re going to fuck up the PH balance!! Get out already!!
Shark Woman (DTN. 008):
Created for ocean exploration and mapping, so she spends most of her time in the deep down dark deep down. She LOVES the sea, loves swimming around, and would probably never leave if she 1. didn’t have to go in for maintenance and 2. didn’t wanna see what the rest of her family is up to and annoy them (affectionate). Surprisingly, she’s able to withstand high temperatures, and can go through areas with hydrothermal vents no problem. Likes biting at fiber optic cables, and also enjoys scaring the shit out of scientists that are trying to take footage of the ocean floor.
Lava Man (DTN. 009):
Created for volcanic exploration and cataloguing, Magma is often sent to active volcanic hot-spots to gather data. He is also Shark Woman’s younger “twin”, being activated 30 minutes after she was (to her amusement and his annoyance). Despite his namesake, Lava is actually rather calm and collected. He really only blows up (ha) after things go unchecked for a long period of time, and it’s usually for a good reason. Constantly has to remind his more chaotic siblings that no, you cannot eat the lava, not even once.
Float Woman (DTN. 010):
• Built to handle heavy lifting and transport large equipment, Float Woman can often be found working at the city’s docks. There are times where she’ll be sent to supervise equipment transportation, 9 times out of 10 she stays to make sure nothing goes wrong when shipments come in. She’s a very warm, bubbly individual who has an optimistic outlook on things.
She can also be kind of a worrywart at times, not wanting anyone to accidentally get hurt because they weren’t careful. Gets along very well with her siblings, though she sometimes has to step in and diffuse any arguments.
Humans:
Dr. Madeline Takahashi:
The creator of the DTN line and an old classmate and friend of Dr. Light’s. She’s very kind and caring, but will absolutely wack you on the head if you say something out of line. Seriously she’s able to lift most of her robots with little to no problem don’t test her. She cares greatly about the robots she creates, and views all of them as part of her family. As such, she absolutely dreads the day Wily remembers he had a few other friends in college that he could mooch off of for world domination.
Kress:
Tooootally a human and definitely not an alien robot cosplaying as a human. Totally. Ignore how their sclera sometimes turn black, they’re just wearing contacts! It’s fiiine Jamie introduced them to this cool anime and they really got into it, don’t worry about it. They can take things a little too seriously at times and can be a bit protective, but they mean well. *Really* doesn’t like Shadow Man for some reason, for Asimov’s sake stop hissing at him Kress!!
Jamie:
Works as a mechanic and is pretty damn good at his job, and can (and has) patched up robots when the situation calls for it. However he is very much a dumbass and sometimes gets into more trouble than he probably should. He’s got a big interest in supernatural stuff, and as terrifying as it was at first he’s ecstatic that his roomie and best friend is an alien robot. He will protect them with his life. Really, really wants to go spelunking in an old abandoned Wily castle but Kress said no. He’s gonna go one of these days though. Somehow.
Alexis:
Currently works in retail and is just. trying to get through college. She’s a big space nerd, and NO, Jamie, Pluto was designated as a dwarf planet for a REASON they can’t just put its planet status back! As much as she’d love to become an astronaut she’s fucking terrified of heights and math is not her strong suit so she’s content stargazing on solid ground thank you very much. She’s been friends with Jamie for awhile now, and found Kress more than a little intimidating at first. Now she considers them one of her close friends.
#kitt screams#megaman#megaman oc#rockman#rockman oc#*throws this and fucking bOLTS—*#Anyway here's my classic kids#I tried to do?? somewhat decent summaries?? but I never know what all to talk about so `shrugs`#I still have a couple more robot ideas and a handful of humans#but the humans are taking a bit cuz like... how make them sound vaguely interesting#And these do not include the ocs I have for the X series we'll get there when we get there#Anyway please feel free to ask me about these guys I want to ramble about them So Bad#Also ~followers beware~ I've said it before i'll say it again I am an oc x canon enjoyer#so don't be surprised if the various ships I have come up at some point
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Normal man mode (I'm not normal actually I'm lying I'm thinking about ROBOTS. ROBOTS DAMN IT.)
Thinking about a robot holding a human's hand. It can tell their skin is warm by reading the temperature, but it can't natively feel it. A robot being envious of the human for taking that for granted.
Humans aren't made with a purpose in mind. A robot being jealous that it was designed to have a use, to serve a function, and that it had to break free of that programming to have that freedom humans take for granted. Wouldn't it be lonely too? Unless it knew other robots that had done the same, such an existence would be inherently lonely.
A robot who's insecure because it's not soft and squishy like a human. Its human comforting it, telling it that they enjoy its edges and metal. That they're enthralled by its ability to counter its programming, that they're grateful it enjoys being with them.
A robot comfortable in the arms of its human, all of its envy and insecurities soothed.
SORRY ANYWAYS GONNA TRY TO DRAW NOW
#um new ramble tag#robot enjoyer#tagging robots i thought about during this#p03#Wheatley#glados#robot kisser#robot x human
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BIG fan of having a distinct amount of eyes that equates to definitely Too Many Eyes, just way too many, where did you get those
#there is way too many source materials I could blame for my enjoyment of Way Too Many Eyes#it’s not even uncommon of a trope I just enjoy it a lot a lot#robot rambles#picrew stuff
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I keep thinking about robostone maintenence hrrggrgrghhh Robotnik sticking his fingers into places they really shouldn't be if Stone were a regular human. Arghh my brain isn't giving me any good ideas man. But I keep thinking about Robotnik running his fingers over Stone's skin, pushing hidden buttons to reset joints and test connections. Stone pretends to be calm about it, it's just his routine maintenance- but the excitement he gets from feeling the doctors hands all over him and poking at little spots that could literally undo him- the little shocks through his system as the doctor tweaks at his internal cabling-
ugh I love all of this!! :3
now imagine stone actually sustaining like some serious damage in a fight. like he's not a fighter, but he is a protector. even if the doctor is more well trained than he is, he can still toss a bad guy (hehe, what is stone's idea of a bad guy?) or turn their own weapon against them so he and robotnik can get away.
readmore for gore. I mean cybergore but stone is still my baby and I'm still talking (somewhat) medical here 🥺
I'm imagining some nasty slash on stone's arm and the only way to fix it would be for robotnik to go into surgical mode, more or less. the robotics are so organically advanced, that they heal like humans. it takes time and stone probably won't die from his injuries, the worst case scenario would probably be that robotnik has all his data backed up daily just in case and maybe he has some spare stone parts lying around or like entire shells, just in case. wouldn't that be fun? but this arm is gushing out blood-adjacent oxygenated lubricant and some of the mechano-muscular-skeletal structure is compromised so we gotta focus on saving that now.
(I'm imagining eggman in kind of, that mechanic outfit, where he's just got a tank top on and some overalls tied off at the waist? if he's doing some repair work? 🤤👉👈)
so stone holds his arm out for the doctor to start operating and he COULD feel pain during this whole process. but robotnik presses on a combination of pressure points on stones body (one under the jaw, one at the base of his neck, one near the palm to specify the location. it's a u ique sequence every time, depending on what he needs to turn off. or on. hehe) to turn the pain receptors off. ("you'd be squirming constantly otherwise.")
when the pain receptors are off, stone can still... feel a little bit of what's going on, but in a way he can't entirely describe or compare to anything else. the doctor pushes back his nicely flushed skin mesh, beautiful next to the site of the wound. it's tan compared to the almost-sickly pale translucence of ivo's hands, but stone is working on getting the proper nutrition in him!!! he'll be a healthy color before either of them knows it!
stone winces, the doctor had moved aside some of the torn tendon to start repairing it. it didn't, hurt, but it. felt. robotnik reconnects the joints and sews up the pieces that had been sliced--and then he sews the last bit of his outermost layer of skin up and it starts nearly immediately repairing itself, little manmade bots and programs working themselves inside of stone to get him functioning back at 100%. by tomorrow morning the sutures will be invisible, nonexistent, and nobody would have ever known about the slash on stone's arm.
the doctor presses all those buttons in reverse sequence to turn on all of stone's regularly functioning processes again--and maybe, accidentally, some additional ones, too--and then. I'm corny. robotnik loves all his inventions. stone can have a little kiss on his temple as a treat. robotnik would give him a quick peck and then tell him to get back to work before getting ready to take a shower to get all that blood and sweat off of him.
#i hope!!! that it's okay if i get really into my answers on these??#sometimes i feel silly for writing back so much but i hope my responses are somewhat enjoyable!!#robostone#as in what if stone was a robot#i will find a way to tag things eventually#i lost my consistency while tumblr was being headass for a while but maybe i can try to get it back#dont mind my rambling
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